Please follow the doctor's advice

Xu Yiren was almost certain that Professor Xu had admitted the wrong person, but asking the truth out of the casserole seemed to refute the face of the senior, so he simply admitted it. Anyway, he hadn't seen each other for several years, so it wouldn't be embarrassing for him to think about it.

At the banquet, Li Chaoyue sat next to him and explained to everyone that his eyesight was bad, and kept serving vegetables: "Brother Xu, this is a real shrimp, eat it quickly."

"... Are there any fake shrimp?" Xu Yiren looked at the pile of red shrimp shells in front of him, and probably Li Chaoyue had caught the whole plate. He bumped his arm several times to signal but failed, so he had to put his hand on his waist. Pinched, whispered, "Don't peel it off."

"You you you you you!" Li Chaoyue immediately changed his behavior after being shocked, "Then what do you want to eat, I will pick it up for you."

Xu Yiren's heart warmed up: "You eat yours."

After the meal, the juniors all went to help the teacher's wife with work. Li Chaoyue was particularly fond of the teacher's wife, and was also handpicked to direct traffic in the kitchen. The rest of the group sat around in the living room and rubbed their bellies.

Professor Xu was in a good mood, drank two more cups, and couldn't help feeling a few words: "The young ones are getting married soon, and the big ones don't have a word."

One person asked: "Professor, isn't this the only girl you have? How can there be another big girl?"

Professor Xu: "That's the only girl, isn't there another brother of yours? I took him with me every day, and after so many years, he is almost like my own son. Seeing other people's children are born one after another, this The stinky boy is not serious about finding a partner, so can you not worry about it?"

Another person hiccupped and asked, "Professor, has no one introduced you to the senior brother? The senior brother said just now that he wants to save money to buy a house."

Xu Yiren was sitting on pins and needles, feeling indigestion from the lunch.We are all intellectuals, isn't it good to talk about current affairs and politics after dinner?If it’s not possible, it’s okay to talk about the Spring Festival Gala, right?

"Why didn't you? When you were young, your brother used to call you lonely all day long. I scolded him several times." Professor Xu hated iron and steel, "When someone really wants to introduce him to a partner in class, he will be loud and raining." , it doesn’t mean that you have diarrhea or you have a cold and a fever, don’t you!”

Xu Yiren leaned back on the sofa safely, took a sip of the water Li Chaoyue poured for him just now.

"We talked for a while before, and I don't know when we talked about it. Suddenly, it was said that we were going to get married. The woman's family was planning to arrange a quality inspection job for him after graduation. It was about five or six years ago at that time. The basic salary It’s only [-], but after a few days, I couldn’t talk anymore, and I didn’t say anything, and I haven’t talked to him since then.” Professor Xu’s voice changed, “Xiao Xu, the relationship between the two of you All right, do you know what happened to him?"

Xu Yiren selectively forgot about his hindrance back then, put down the water glass and smiled, "Professor, I don't know, I haven't heard from him."

Professor Xu let out a long sigh: "I really don't know what this kid thinks. Xiao Xu, are you married?"

Xu Yiren quickly replied: "Of course I didn't either."

A junior who was sitting on the carpet at his feet probably didn't eat much at noon, the stomach didn't take away all the oxygen, leaving some for the brain, and asked, "Eh? Why did you add 'of course'?"

Xu Yiren: "..."

Professor Xu didn't care about his wording: "Your father doesn't have any brothers, and you are the only son. The old people in your family must..."

"What are you doing, what are you doing, you've been drinking too much, don't you just worry about it?" Li Chaoyue shook the water in his hand and walked over, seeing that there were no empty seats around, some people sat on the carpet, and they simply sat on Xu Yiren's shoulders. He sat on the armrest of the sofa he was sitting on, stretched his long legs, and straddled Xu Yiren's knees. It didn't seem out of place in the messy sitting posture, "He's doing well, don't try to get those under your hands Huo Huo, the female doctor, gave it to him."

Xu Yiren asked: "Professor, how do you know that my father doesn't have any brothers?"

In my impression, his father didn't seem like a character who would talk about family affairs with outsiders. In addition, his cousins ​​and uncles were very close to his father, and most people often thought they were brothers.

Professor Xu recalled: "I didn't know it at first, it was when you were hospitalized when you were young..."

"..." Xu Yiren had no choice but to argue, "I don't remember being hospitalized when I was young."

It's fine to admit the wrong person, don't make up some strange mistakes for him in a moment of drunkenness, let him admit it or not?

"You don't remember, that's right, you are too young. It was one day that your dad brought you to school to play - you were so beautiful when you were young, everyone wanted to play with you, and one poked you Your face annoyed you, and you moved around, but your father lost his grip and threw you to the ground."

Li Chaoyue started to pat Xu Yiren's leg and laughed wildly when he heard the words "white and fat", leaning on his shoulder and laughing so much that he almost twitched: "I poked my face until I fell to the ground...it's unimaginable... "

"..." Xu Yiren was silent for a moment, "You're talking about... Is it me?"

"It must be you, and you can't be wrong. At that time, the complex building behind the lake in our main campus hadn't been built yet, and the stairs on both sides were not circular, but straight up and down, and there were no platforms every [-] or [-] steps—— I have never seen a second person roll down such a high staircase in front of me in my life. I kept rolling down a hundred stairs, and finally I caught you, or you have to go on. Get off, can I remember such a thing wrong?" Professor Xu sighed regretfully, "Your father is tall, and when you fell, you didn't have a face on the ground—the frontal bone is stronger enough to protect it, right? The result..."

Li Chaoyue laughed so hard that he almost wanted to die: "It's a pity that I have no face... Hahahahahahaha, I can't do it..."

Professor Xu: "As a result, when I caught you, you were motionless, neither opened your eyes nor cried, and your father was in a daze. When he went to the hospital to see you, you were thrown and had a concussion. , intracranial hemorrhage in the left brain, a linear fracture of the skull, and a broken arm.”

Li Chaoyue stopped laughing immediately, raised his hand to touch Xu Yiren's left hair, and then put his hand back.

Xu Yiren: "I... really don't remember, and no one told me about it."

"In the past, we didn't have such a detailed division of subjects, and the equipment must not be as advanced as it is now. At that time, several experts from the affiliated hospital went to see it and said that the child might not be cured. Even if he survived, he would have serious sequelae. Paralyzed. The school sent people to understand the situation of your father’s family. It’s not good at first glance. Your grandfather is only a son like your father, and your father is only a son like you. What if you are paralyzed? It was the strictest and strictest time, not to mention a department, but the whole school did not have a second child quota. The leader specially asked the superior to apply for one for this matter, and I will go to the hospital to see your father with my colleagues from the family planning office. Once you arrive In the ward, seeing you still in a coma, Lao Xu and Rong Hui were crying, so I won’t mention it.”

Li Chaoyue: "Who is Rong Hui?"

Xu Yiren: "...It's my mother."

At first I thought it was Professor Xu who drank alcohol and messed up the combination of memory fragments, but after hearing his name and surname, he felt that he was the traveler who entered here by mistake, but why did such a serious matter never happen? Did anyone tell him that?

"The colleague from the family planning office gave the letter of introduction to Lao Xu, and comforted him by saying that you two are still young, and it's not too late to ask for another one, but your dad took the letter of introduction without even reading it, and just stuffed it back into his purse , and even zipped it up for others, saying, he is only my father, and I am only his son, and I don’t want him without him. take care of him for the rest of his life.”

Everyone was quiet—concussion patients cannot predict the specific sequelae and severity before they wake up, and the most common intracranial hemorrhage is hemiplegia, aphasia, or mental retardation, which cannot pass neurosurgery today. means a complete cure.

Although the possibility of small-probability events cannot be ruled out, if you want to take care of a child with little hope from early childhood, without leaving any retreat or protection, spending money and energy will be tantamount to trying to fill a bottomless pit.

Xu Yiren couldn't believe it, and asked with a voice that wanted to choke, "My dad said that?"

Didn't his father always feel that he was not satisfactory enough, and wanted to dismantle the Xiaoerlang from the front village and the back shop and put them back together?

Professor Xu's emotions were magnified by the alcohol, and his words were extremely sensational: "Later you really woke up, and you were not paralyzed or broken. I made Lao Xu happy. You bought fruit and gave the doctor a pennant. But you You couldn’t speak until you were four or five years old. While holding you around to seek medical treatment, Lao Xu comforted Rong Hui and said that it’s already very good, it’s okay, but it’s not a big deal if you can’t speak, at least you can still hear it, right? At home People don’t worry about sending you to kindergarten, so they leave you at home for the elderly to take care of you during the day. Once Lao Xu hugged you to play downstairs, and other people’s children came back from school. There is a piece of clothing on your body. Old Xu wanted to tease you and asked you what it was, but you suddenly opened your mouth and said 'bag'. This made him very excited, so he quickly hugged you and found a kindergarten to send him in. , when I came back to talk to us, I was still incoherent, so I almost found a temple to burn incense and worship Buddha..."

"After you went to kindergarten, your speech became better and better. Old Xu would brag to us all day long, telling us how wonderful you are, and taking little red flowers. He can wash his face, brush his teeth, put on clothes and eat with a spoon. Every time you sneezed, your father would praise you for the loud sneeze, and said that several of our teachers who entered the school in the same period seemed to be living without a child, and we were so scared that we hurried back and gave birth to one ourselves.”

Big Snowball pouted: "Dad, so that's how I came here."

Professor Xu sighed: "If I knew it was you, I would have given birth to you a few years ago. If this kid treats you badly, I can still beat him. If he treats you badly in a few years, I will give birth to you." It can only be reasonable.”

The lackeys around who ate meat and drank soup all based on Professor Xu's words said that it's okay, Professor, we can beat him for you.

"Later you started to read and learn arithmetic. Your father always wanted to get up, but once he laughed at you a few words, you didn't get along with him, and you didn't show him any more. Xu said that this is all fate. He owed you when he fell on you when he was a child. You are here to avenge him. At that time, he was about to become a full-time student. One day when I went home, I found that you might not have seen you for too long, and I liked talking to him again, and the more he picks on you, the better you get along with him, the more he likes to pick on you..."

What happened next, Xu Yiren didn't need to listen to know it.

"That time when some of our colleagues went to your house for dinner, your father asked you to recite the "Disciple Regulations". You were not willing at first, but Lao Xu asked you if you forgot the words or knew how to recite? You started to recite it right away, and the recitation was very similar! Then everyone asked you what you want to be when you grow up, and you immediately said that you want to be a doctor when you grow up. Old Xu almost burst into tears when he heard that, hurry up send you into the house..."

"...Also, didn't you hurt your left brain at the time? At that time, there was no electromyography machine as accurate as it is now. We were also worried about whether you had motor nerve dysfunction and whether you would not be able to write when you grow up. As a result, you haven’t graduated from primary school yet, and your handwriting is better than your father’s. He took two copybooks from you and pressed them under the glass on the table to read them every day. So, my son wrote it!"

Xu Yiren seems to have the impression that his father took away a few copied copybooks and threatened them with vicious words: "Don't waste paper, if you don't write well, you will confiscate them all!"

"Since you were in elementary school, I don't necessarily remember which semester and week the midterm exam is, but I must know when the exam is in your elementary school, because every time you finish the exam, your dad will come to me and say, oops, my son is here again. I passed the 'Double Hundred' test, oh my son is the first again, oh my son is Wenquxing the reincarnation..."

Li Chaoyue: "In fact, that's what people said about me when I was young..."

"You are everywhere——I dare not say whether other teachers have been harassed by your father. Anyway, when I teach you, the two campuses take turns running. Once you arrive at the old campus, you will definitely see him in our office, waiting to ask questions. How is his son, I said Lao Xu, you wouldn't ask your big baby directly, but your dad said, you don't even come home on weekends, he is afraid that asking this and that will distract you, I think so too, your dad’s expression, asking something is like an interrogation, Xiao Xu, I understand you, I really don’t blame you for ignoring him, when I was young, talking to him felt like I was reporting to the leader... ..."

Xu Yiren: "...I, go to the bathroom first."

Someone vaguely asked from behind, what does Brother Xu's father look like?

Professor Xu: "When he was young, he was still very handsome. Xiao Xu is a bit like him, but the aura when he becomes serious, I won't mention it."

As soon as Xu Yiren entered the bathroom door, a figure quickly entered the door and locked the door behind him: "Wash your hands? Or go to the toilet? I'm afraid you won't be able to see clearly, and if you piss all over the floor, how much is it?" OK."

Xu Yiren: "...wash your hands."

In fact, he didn't want to go to the toilet or wash his hands, but he just wanted to get away from the focus of everyone's attention for a while, to release his emotions, so as not to cause a high-pressure explosion later, he didn't expect this guy to follow him. To add insult to injury.

Warm water flowed through the palm of his hand, Xu Yiren was concentrating on wandering in the sky, and suddenly the other palm covered the back of his head.

Xu Yiren: "What are you doing?"

"It's nothing, I'll just touch it." Li Chaoyue drank a few glasses of white wine with Professor Xu at noon, and his breath smelled of alcohol. In fact, if you just drop it, you’ll be fine, and you’ll even break your own brain... Where did you fall at that time?"

Xu Yiren leaned back, but the bathroom space was cramped, and he couldn't get out of Li Chaoyue's reach: "I don't remember."

"It must be painful." Li Chaoyue turned on the light, lifted his hair a little, and pressed his fingers on one place, "Does it hurt here?"

"..." Xu Yiren shook his head, "Of course it doesn't hurt."

"What about here?" Li Chaoyue stuck it up again, touching it all the way down, along the sideburns to Xu Yiren's cheek, "What about here?"

"Li Chaoyue." Xu Yiren felt he couldn't take it anymore after he touched his face twice and poked him a few times for no reason. He grabbed his wrist and pressed it against the wall, and asked in a low voice, "Where's your IQ?"

Li Chaoyue panicked: "Huh? Yes, yes, my IQ is here."

"I fell when I was one year old or even younger, do you think you can still see it now?" Xu Yiren suddenly felt that this posture of pressing his hand next to his head was very oppressive, and he seemed to be asking too many answers. Believable, "Why did you mess up your name on my phone?"

Li Chaoyue was dissatisfied with his thief calling "stop the thief", and said aggrievedly, "Didn't you tell me to change a box of strawberries?"

Xu Yiren: "Did I ask you to add carrots and sunflowers?"

"You, how can you see it? That's because... because carrots are nutritious, clear eyes!" Li Chaoyue was confused, and said to him from left to right, "Then what, are you full at noon? There are dumplings in the kitchen. How about I go get you some more dumplings?"

"Boom boom boom——"

A person knocked on the door and shouted, "Brother, are you alright? I want to go to the bathroom too!"

Li Chaoyue: "Come on, come on! I'll be out in a second!"

Xu Yiren immediately remembered Professor Xu's evaluation, which was extremely apt to describe the moment, so he let go of his hand, and patted the non-existent dust on his shoulder——

"Coward."