Please follow the doctor's advice

"Brother Xu, I'm under a lot of pressure."

This is already the fourth phone call today. Apart from the first serious return visit, the other calls asked Xu Yiren whether he took any medicines, what he ate, and where he went. The phone ringing disturbed my thoughts, and now I was sitting on the sofa and completely forgot what I was thinking about.

Xu Yiren: "...What's wrong?"

Li Chaoyue said sadly: "I called my mother just now, and my mother nagged me for a long time, saying that I should send money to go back and build a house to marry a wife, and leave me any homestead. , the light is good again. My dear mother, it’s okay to pay money, but where can I find someone to come out with? I still don’t understand how to marry a wife.”

"I've been talking on the phone all day with you." Xu Yiren said coldly, "Is this also called stress?"

"It's a lot of psychological pressure. You said it's boring to find a partner for marriage?" Li Chaoyue complained, "If you get married without a little bit of love at first sight, looking back suddenly, and feeling a sudden heartbeat, then we are not spending the same time." In a lifetime, experience one service less than others?"

These few words are too abstract for Xu Yiren who has never been in a relationship before, he really can't answer: "You ask me?"

"Oh, you haven't talked about it." Li Chaoyue asked again as if remembering something, "Then have you ever liked anyone?"

Xu Yiren: "..."

Li Chaoyue is persuasive: "It's the kind that you want to hold your little hands when you see it, take it home, hug it to sleep, kiss and touch it, and then do something shameless?"

"...No." The pink bubbles in the first few sentences had already made Xu Yiren so delusional that he was about to say "yes", but the last half sentence brought him back to reality, feeling that the denial was not thorough enough. One sentence clearly draws the boundary of the galaxy, "Do you think everyone is the same as you?"

Li Chaoyue was shocked: "How do you know I have it? If I want it, can I worry about finding a wife now? I didn't chase it long ago? Are you still calling you here?"

Xu Yiren: "... Is there no one in your office?"

"They've all gone out, and I'm the only one left. It's so boring." Li Chaoyue let out a long, itchy sigh, "Hey—Brother Xu, tell us, tonight, how about..."

The heating has been turned on, and the air conditioner has been repaired. The house is so hot that I can’t walk around in single clothes. The 1.5-meter bed is not spacious. At this time, it is impossible to justify sleeping together, right?

Did this kid make a joke last night that should be forgotten at dawn, or...

Xu Yiren's heart tensed up, as if the person's breath had been heard through the phone, he stopped for a moment without hearing anything, and asked, "Night, what?"

Li Chaoyue: "Let's go to eat hot pot tonight! I'm so annoying, let's go to eat hot pot, I will feel better after eating it! Do you want to eat? We have been to that place before!"

With a sound of "Pa--", a pear-wood tea spoon that Xu Yiren was playing with between his fingers snapped.

Before leaving, he poured a pot of scented tea prepared for the lecturer of "Health Preaching" into the toilet with water and tea—he shouldn't take what this kid said seriously.

The hot pot restaurant is on the food and beverage floor of a shopping mall, and there are all kinds of clothing department stores and supermarkets downstairs.Xu Yiren came early and wanted to buy some daily necessities. The original ones in his house had been unpacked for too long, and some of them were not convenient for two people to use.

"Hello, sir, what do you need? Well, you have dark circles under your eyes. Is it because you have been too busy with work recently and haven't had a good rest?" A shopping guide lady saw Xu Yiren wandering in front of the shelf, and recommended warmly and sweetly, "This is our latest eye mask. It removes dark circles, eye bags, and fine lines. The effect is very good. It smooths out the traces of the years and restores the brilliance of ten years ago. I recommend you to try it!"

Xu Yiren, who was trying to distinguish between conditioner and shampoo, politely declined: "No, thank you."

The shopping guide lady said sincerely: "Your eye skin looks really fragile. The weather outside is very dry now, which is very harmful to the skin. The maintenance must start when there are signs of aging. Recently, many men have After buying our eye mask, the repurchase rate is very high!"

"It's really not necessary." On the one hand, Xu Yiren doesn't think the mixture of glycerin, propylene glycol, and glycerin is so miraculous. On the other hand, he is very clear that his eye is a problem of capillaries, and it can't be cured by just rubbing something on it. Get up, he hasn't reached the beginning of "3".

"If the skin around the eyes is young, the eyes will also look energetic," the shopping guide insisted. "The whole person will look younger! If you keep using it, people will think you are only in your 30s!"

"..." Xu Yiren put the shopping basket on the ground, turned around and asked, "How old do you think I am?"

"Ah, I'm sorry sir, I didn't see the side face very clearly just now, so you're probably only in your thirties?" The shopping guide lady apologized coquettishly, even if she said the wrong thing, people can't really get angry with her, " You take good care of the skin around your eyes, it’s no problem to look like you’re in your early thirties!”

Xu Yiren: "..."

The business of the hot pot restaurant was very good, and it was already full when the meal time arrived. Xu Yiren arrived early and calmly took a seat for two in the corner.

Li Chaoyue grabbed the shopping bag as soon as he arrived: "Brother Xu, why did you buy so many things?"

Before the dishes were served, the small pot for one person was already steaming.Xu Yiren became completely "blind" through the hazy steam, and couldn't see where Li Chaoyue's face was at all, so he said "hmm" in a bad mood, and said casually, "I bought it for you."

"Oh, you're so polite, I'll just make do with it, and you'll have to pay for it..." Li Chaoyue was obviously hypocritically polite, then suddenly paused, and asked stammeringly, "Gee, did you buy it for me?"

Those necessities for bathing, shampoo, toothpaste and so on are only the price of a meal, and most of them are shared by two people. Xu Yiren felt that he was moved for no reason, and added: "I also use it."

"Ahem, ahem, I understand, I understand." Li Chaoyue tied the shopping bag and cleared his throat, "Then what, Brother Xu, did you take your medicine today?"

Xu Yiren: "I ordered the medicine after you made the first call, didn't I tell you?"

Li Chaoyue: "Oh... yes, I said it. What about the marker, have you read it?"

This is knowingly asking.If Xu Yiren could see clearly the small characters displayed on the dial-sized marker, he wouldn't have to idle around all day long.

He raised his eyes and glanced non-threateningly at the opposite side: "The eye drops have nothing to do with this."

"Oh, did you say it worked or did I say it worked? You have to listen to me." Sure enough, Li Chaoyue was not as intimidated as he was in the past, and immediately got up and said, "Go, go to the bathroom."

Xu Yiren didn't have any other means to suppress the situation, so he discussed: "...Let's go back and see."

"The food hasn't been served yet. Don't you have other things to do when you go back?" Li Chaoyue grabbed his arm and pulled him up, "Hurry up, time is precious, and you have to eat hot pot when you come back quickly."

How ugly would it be for two people to stagger around in public?Xu Yiren stood up in a hurry when he was hit by him, and had no choice but to follow to the bathroom cubicle. I don't know if the few people by the door who were facing away from them saw it.

Li Chaoyue put down the toilet lid and sat on it, his two long legs spread apart, and his knees almost touched the narrow and cramped compartment door.Xu Yiren was standing in the fan-shaped space between the person and the door. He had countless dissatisfaction with this inspection site, and he couldn't arrange the order of expressing his opinions for a while.

"Take it off." Li Chaoyue raised his chin.

Xu Yiren was extremely embarrassed: "What are you talking about?"

Can't you take an object and say "take off your shirt", "take off your coat" or something?

"How else can I say? I'm not in the service industry, so I don't pay much attention to it." Li Chaoyue was confident, "Besides, what can't we say about who we are with? Get off quickly."

The corner of the compartment looks like a perfect loudspeaker, Xu Yiren almost wanted to cover his mouth: "...you keep your voice down."

"Okay, I'll keep my voice down!" Li Chaoyue said angrily, and patted the side of his leg, "Tutuotuo."

Xu Yiren couldn't help but feel that he was too caring. It was as if he had slapped him directly through his trousers.He said he was taking it off, but in fact he was still wearing a pullover, so he could only lift it up.

Li Chaoyue sat on the toilet cover and looked up at each item carefully.

Xu Yiren kept this posture for seconds like years, and felt that he was watching for an extra long time this time: "Why haven't you finished yet?"

"Look at it, don't worry, I'm just careful..." Li Chaoyue said seriously, and suddenly put his hands on Xu Yiren's waist with his clothes lifted, "Don't shake around, I can't see clearly."

"You!" Xu Yiren felt that the little fish and shrimp were caught by the crab, so he couldn't help but blurted out, and then lowered his voice, "I didn't move!"

"Be quiet, when others hear it later, they will think what are we doing." Li Chaoyue raised his hand to cover his mouth, but Xu Yiren immediately shook his head away and didn't cover his mouth again, " Don't move around, I can hurry up."

"..." Xu Yiren hadn't questioned Li Chaoyue for a long time since he won the battle with his own paranoid at the research base, and now he couldn't help but ask, "Is there something wrong with you?"

"There is one thing. Minimally invasive, non-invasive, and portable mobile medical care are popular now. Just like what I told you last time, as soon as your data is generated, it will be sent to the host at once, and a report will be automatically generated," Li Chao To be blunt, to be more specific than Xu Yiren, it seems that he really thought about it, "The display and sensor can also be separated, so they don't need to be attached to the body like this, and can be connected with mobile phones or other peripheral devices. So we are now an experiment. Version, when the new version is updated in the future, I will definitely replace it for you as soon as possible. Oh, but I guess it will be about three years if it is soon."

Li Chaoyue spoke angrily, speaking clearly but not too quickly, and spent a while working on this big article, and finally wanted to let go: "After reading...Ah Choo!"

When he sneezed suddenly, his face hit Xu Yiren's abdomen, and he was pushed against the back door. In an instant, the front and back were both hot and cold, and it was very sour.

"I'm sorry, I've caught a cold." Li Chaoyue gently wiped Xu Yiren's abdomen twice, as if he wanted to wipe away the droplets from his sneeze.

Xu Yiren was furious, and grabbed his dishonest wrist: "Li Chaoyue, did you do it on purpose?"

"Take it easy!" Li Chaoyue shook it twice but couldn't break free. He pitifully took a piece of roll paper from the side and wiped himself. "I'm really cold, and I don't feel well in the afternoon."

As he spoke, he blew a hand. It was really impossible to pretend to listen to the movement.

Xu Yiren's obsession with cleanliness was eaten by a dog, so he didn't have time to dislike him for being so close to him and not paying attention to personal hygiene, and he didn't bother to blame him for bumping himself into the bathroom door with rich colonies. Instead, he let go of his hand worriedly and asked: " is it serious?"

"No, it's just..." Li Chaoyue sniffled, "Brother Xu, isn't Alan quite capable, just take a few breaths?"

Upon hearing "Alan", Xu Yiren felt bad: "...what?"

"Be energetic." Li Chaoyue flicked the zipper of his trousers hard with his free hand, without any intention of repaying him, "Stand up again."

When he added the word "you", Xu Yiren immediately thought of the unreasonable phrase "overcorrecting" in his bedroom last night, and turned sideways in embarrassment: "I want to go to the bathroom. You go out."

"Shhh." Li Chaoyue got up and stood next to him, making a gesture of silence, "Listen, there are people queuing up outside, and someone came in as soon as I went out. They saw that there was someone inside, how do you explain this? Hurry up It's convenient, let's go out together when we're done."

Xu Yiren: "..."

Going out together is easy to explain?

"It's not that I haven't seen it, I saw it when I was in school." The two were almost close to each other, and Li Chaoyue still didn't know which pot to turn on and which pot to lift. "I've seen it without a beard. Hey, how about we go together?"

Xu Yiren stretched out his hand and undid the zipper—this kid was so joking, did he really think he was afraid of him?