Please follow the doctor's advice

The hot water room is just downstairs from Xu Yiren's dormitory, and it takes only a blink of an eye to receive the water, but since he has acquiesced that something has to come out, it seems difficult to justify going back too soon, so he puts the thermos bottle among the pots outside the water room door. In the meantime, walk down the mountain road.

The campus of Shenyang Medical University is built on the mountain. At the foot of the mountain is an artificial lake. The lake water comes from the secondary filtration of domestic water that everyone knows.

The filtration level is obviously very up to standard, so that the waterfowl raised in the lake and the young couples by the lake can choose to ignore the sign with the word "medium water" by the lake, and respectfully "white hair floating green water", " In the middle of the night when no one whispers."

There is no star or moon in the sky, on the palm-sized island in the middle of the lake, a group of fat geese are sleeping in the goose coop, and in the dark place of the flower bed by the lake, there is a couple sitting and stealing every two steps. whisper.

Xu Yiren seemed to be a strange creature who had stumbled into it by mistake. The other creatures here were all performing their own duties, but he was the only one who was out of tune with this place.

These people are really boring. If you have something to say, go back to the dormitory and talk slowly?Need to run here to feed the mosquitoes?

He walked aimlessly along the edge of the lake for a few more steps, and suddenly his feet froze—and then he remembered that ordinary dormitories do not have the atmosphere to "speak slowly", and even if there were...they obviously couldn't live in the same dormitory to go.

Who did he think of these people as?

I don't know if the clothes in the room are finished... The figure is a bit good. Of course, people who exercise regularly have well-developed limbs, but they can't jump outside without clothes.Although he didn't see anything just now, but he usually reads a lot of wall charts, so he naturally has the ability to describe which parts are blocked.

According to the general law of growth...

Xu Yiren suddenly felt a little hot.

Different from the somatosensory temperature brought by temperature, it is the kind of hormone that is secreted by the pituitary gland to promote the energy stored in the body to fully burn and release heat. Of course, such a smart gland will not only release one kind of hormone at a time. The quality of that catalyst has started to work.

Xu Yiren slept with a brood of fat geese facing the distance, and the goose coop felt uncomfortably stretched—the panting was oxygen inhalation to support the combustion, and the feeling of swelling was more obvious without panting.

Xia Tian's clothes are so thin, and if he walks out so straight, don't you think he is a pervert when he meets others on the road?

Calm, calm and naturally cool.

At this time, you should memorize the periodic table of elements and distract your attention for 5000 years.

However, he can't remember a single word now, his nerve center is full of fighting spirit, and his cerebral cortex is empty. The situation in front of him only feels like a poem in "The Book of Songs": Guan Guan Jujiu, in the continent of the river.A fair lady, a gentleman loves you.

The goose may be a bit fat, and Li Chaoyue is not My Fair Lady... Fuck, why is it him again?

It wasn't until Xu Yiren felt like he was about to have varicose veins when he stood up that he gradually gritted his teeth and endured the physiological reaction.

When he walked downstairs, he was stunned again—where's the pot?

It was almost time to close the dormitory building, and there were not many thermos bottles left by the wall of the water room. It was easy to find where he left it when he came. Not only his, but also Li Chaoyue's was missing. Is it such a coincidence The two of them were turned over by someone, and they were taken to the rivers and lakes for emergency?

Xu Yiren returned empty-handed, planning to buy a new one for him tomorrow.

As soon as he entered the door, Li Chaoyue greeted him happily: "Brother Xu! I brought your pot up!"

"..." Xu Yiren gave him a cold look, "Oh."

"I forgot when I took the thermos bottle down. Just now I went to the water room to look for it, and I happened to see your pot next to it. What a coincidence!"

Xu Yiren: "Mmm..."

"Oh, I must have put this down in the morning, the water is still so hot, it's really warm!" Li Chaoyue poured out a glass of water, fanned the heat on it and asked casually, "What did you do out there?"

Xu Yiren changed his slippers exhaustedly: "It's nothing."

"Did you go out on a date and let others release pigeons?" Li Chaoyue smiled narrowly, "Who is it?"

Xu Yiren glared at him, "What are you thinking?"

Li Chaoyue: "Er Gouzi said he saw you by the lake and stood there for half an hour."

Xu Yiren: "... who is the second dog?"

"Hahahaha, the second child in the next room, he is not important." Li Chaoyue sat on the iron stool and laughed to himself for a while, and then asked like a thief, "Are you going to meet the netizens?" Huh? It’s the kind of appointment that doesn’t come out, oops, it’s a waste of money if she doesn’t come, it’s useless for us Brother Xu to look so handsome today. Keep your eyes open, I think there are good ones in our class, why bother looking outside. "

Xu Yiren was upset at first, and his face darkened when he heard this: "How did you know that I'm dressed up?"

"Ah this... I'm just being polite, you take it seriously." Li Chaoyue didn't notice anything strange, took a plastic fan in his hand and fanned it like a matchmaker, looked him up and down, "You look pretty good. "

Xu Yiren didn't talk to him until he washed up and went to bed.

After turning off the lights, after a while, Li Chaoyue called softly, as if he was afraid of disturbing someone: "Brother Xu?"

After all, we still need to get along under the same roof for at least three or four years. Xu Yiren didn't want to freeze the relationship that was originally good because of a trivial matter, so he responded, "Huh?"

Li Chaoyue turned over and leaned his head: "Hey, what kind of one do you like, send it to me to have a look."

"go to bed!"

Since then, Li Chaoyue often glances at Xu Yiren intentionally or unconsciously when others mention words such as "online dating" and "meeting", and then sighs.

Xu Yiren is too busy to memorize the books and read the questions every day, but he remembers the scene of that night very clearly. Watching him look and sigh is like a conditioned replay of yesterday, including the youthful figure on the balcony and the Smiling...he had to grit his teeth and hold back, clenched his knuckles with a "click", wishing he could drag him to the lake and let those fat geese tell him what was going on.

In the span of ten years, this guy's "outspoken" habit seems to have not changed at all, and he doesn't know how he used to get along with others.

Has he read the passage where Zi said "Say no evil"?

Xu Yiren was sitting on a chair like an inanimate object, while the other two were talking and laughing a few meters away from him.

Two people who are acquainted with each other often "talk in a low voice and laugh loudly" when chatting, which makes others' ears itchy. Xu Yiren knows that most of the time they are talking about him, but he doesn't know why they are laughing. Intermittently.

Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in his dark world, and he shuddered behind his back, asking, "What did he just say?"

"Ah? You said Alan?" Li Chaoyue could only comprehend the indescribable smile, "We are discussing how to measure your two-way blood flow. Alan said that negative pressure therapy is very effective for non-organic ED. I just asked casually to find out."

Xu Yiren: "...Negative, negative pressure?"

"Hahaha, don't be nervous, isn't physical therapy much better than needles and knives? The principle is the same as a negative pressure suction device, but you..." Li Chaoyue turned to Alan, "Alan, show me one, May I?"

"Of course." Allen got up and went to the equipment room to get the sterilized equipment, "Li, you have to wash your hands first, the negative pressure erection aids are all sterilized."

Xu Yiren: "..."

Help, help...?

Li Chaoyue kindly helped Xu Yiren take out the crutch 20 meters away and put it away, turned on the tap and washed his hands: "I'll just say that Alan is professional, this trick...I mean this treatment method, I don't know much about it I’ve heard of it, Brother Xu, I learned a lot from you today!”

Before Xu Yiren expressed his opinion on this matter, Alan had already walked in with the instrument: "Li, have you talked to Mr. Xu?"

"Let's talk, agree."

Xu Yiren: "..."

Li Chaoyue took the instrument in Allen's hand and fiddled with it: "Is this the one?"

"Well, please tell MR. Xu to prepare, and we will start when Ryan comes." Allen said, "He should have finished his meal by this time, and he will come up soon."

Li Chaoyue hurriedly said: "Why do you still need to call an assistant? Don't bother, I'll just help you, what do you think?"

Allen smiled: "Okay, then please prepare the skin first."

Xu Yiren: "..."

"Pfft." Li Chaoyue didn't know what he had thought of, and asked stammeringly, "B, B, B, skin... Is this, this one still using the skin?"

Allen: "Hmm, do a small-scale skin preparation, otherwise it will affect the narrowing ring and skin fit. Can you?"

Li Chao asked Ai Ai: "Well, I...not...I have no operating experience, so, let's wait for Ryan."

Allen's assistant, Ryan, is the complete opposite type of Elvis, so taciturn that Xu Yiren can barely notice his position in the room, until a "ding" sounded from a corner to put the leather knife and other utensils on the tray. Bang" sound.

Xu Yiren felt a chill in his heart.

"Alan, do you mind if I stay here to study and observe? I can translate for you so that the patient won't be too nervous." Li Chaoyue's tone was like a little intern doctor who wanted to go to the operating table to watch, chasing the tutor pitifully, "I promise not Any disruption to your inspection, please."

A behemoth actually issued such a request that is inversely proportional to its volume, Allen said with a smile: "I don't mind, but you have to ask Mr. Xu for his opinion."

Xu Yiren snorted coldly in his heart, all the brain cells were united to build an iron wall and prepare to defend against the enemy, he didn't want to be cute.

Li Chaoyue pulled a stool and sat beside Xu Yiren's bed, changed his strategy without warning, and said kindly, "Brother Xu, don't forget the well digger when you drink water."

Xu Yiren felt bad, and frowned: "What are you talking about?"

"The first sentence of the Hippocratic oath: I will respect and learn from the scientific success and medical knowledge that our medical predecessors have gained through untold hardships, and I will be very happy to impart these to my successors and future generations. doctor……"

"Stop." Xu Yiren interrupted him, "It's not a matter of teaching or not. You haven't gone through systematic clinical studies, so you can't understand it just by looking at it, and it's useless to read it, you know? You can go about your business." .”

Li Chaoyue was not discouraged, and argued earnestly and earnestly: "Who is born with everything? Did you know everything when you first practiced? You see, you also came out of a teaching hospital. Think about it before you took the doctor's qualification certificate. During the training, those patients who agreed with you and your classmates to change the dressing and stitches on them, shouldn’t you pass on this trust?”

Xu Yiren: "But you..."

Li Chaoyue: "What's the matter with me, you still divide people when you pass on trust? Besides, I have to help you keep an eye on it. I don't worry about Alan, but I don't worry about this Ryan. In case he will operate it for you later, okay Well, the suction force of the negative pressure is so strong, what should I do if I can't suck your shit off?"

Xu Yiren was not too nervous at first, but when he said that, he suddenly felt a chill behind his back.

Ryan came over with a tray: "Can we start?"

"Okay," Li Chaoyue stepped back a little to make room for the operation, "the patient is ready."

Xu Yiren: "..."

Ryan stood by the bed and professionally informed Xu Yiren of the precautions for skin preparation. Li Chaoyue did not stay in the room for nothing, dutifully translating one by one.

Ryan: "Please don't be nervous during the skin preparation process, so as not to cause muscle spasms and scratch the skin."

Li Chaoyue: "Don't move around, be careful to scratch you, the new knife is very fast."

Ryan: "If you have any discomfort, you can communicate with me at any time."

Li Chaoyue: "Don't move around, or it will be too late to call him when you are in pain."

Xu Yiren: "...If you want to watch, just sit on the side and don't talk."

After Ryan raised the room temperature, he lifted his clothes, pulled down the waistband of his trousers, and disinfected them carefully and professionally with cotton balls.

Xu Yiren seemed to hear the sound of something shattering all over the place, and forcibly hypnotized himself as if it were the teaching scene.

Ryan: "I'm going to use a disposable skin preparation device to treat the hair in the operation area, please relax."

Xu Yiren was lying flat on the treatment bed, taking deep breaths continuously until he almost felt dizzy, when suddenly he heard the ear-piercing magic sound coming from beside his ear: "Here, this place hasn't been shaved clean yet!"

Ryan: "Well, come in order, and I will scratch it later."

After a while, Li Chaoyue said again: "I haven't scratched here yet!"

Xu Yiren: "..."

Ryan still operated calmly, and replied calmly: "There are wrinkles there, and we will deal with them last."

"Oh, so." Li Chaoyue seemed to have gained a lot, and asked again, "There are no wrinkles under this, is it scraped?"

Ryan: "It does not affect the operation of the negative pressure device, no scraping is required, and only a range of about 10 cm in diameter needs to be cleaned."

Li Chaoyue: "Huh? No scratching."

I don't know if "Li Chaoyue's Observation Diary" ten years ago needs to be revised, but Xu Yiren seems to hear the fleeting regret from this "ah?"

Ryan wiped it with a sterile cloth dipped in warm water, and said: "Next, you will connect the negative pressure cup and the narrowing ring. You may feel a little tight. This is normal, so don't be nervous."

Li Chaoyue: "Wait... This, is it divided into models?"

Allen explained on the other side of the hospital bed: "Only when the narrowing ring is tight here can the vacuum negative pressure device be used to block the blood return of the cavernous veins, otherwise how to check the hyperemia of the cavernous body?"

Li Chao asked diligently: "But such a small hole, how do you put it in?"

Allen said with a smile: "It will take a while, you can have a cup of coffee and give it to Ryan."

"I'm allergic to coffee." Li Chaoyue replied without thinking, and then asked, "Ryan, how do you squeeze in?"

"Apply lubricant to reduce resistance, and the narrowing ring itself has a certain degree of elasticity." Ryan used two cotton swabs to soak up paraffin oil and began to lubricate, "Like this."

Li Chaoyue: "Oh. Put on more, don't squeeze and hurt."

Ryan replied calmly: "Okay, no problem."

Within a few seconds, Li Chaoyue made a fuss again: "Hey, there are too many, and they all flow down. Oh, let me wipe him with a gauze?"

Xu Yiren: "..."

Ryan: "It's okay, there is a disposable disinfectant pad underneath."

The author has something to say: [Skin preparation] refers to the surgical preparation of shaving the corresponding parts of the surgery and cleaning the body surface.