Please follow the doctor's advice

Xu Yiren's world can't be seen at all. It is estimated that outside the window it is also in the dead of night when the door rang again.

He immediately turned his head and pretended to be asleep.

"Brother Xu, are you asleep?"

as predicted.

"Why did you fall asleep again? It's too early to sleep now. Wake up."

Why can't I sleep?Isn't it normal for patients to adjust their rest time according to their physical condition?

Xu Yiren remained still, ready to resolutely defend his right to sleep.

"I just heard a joke, let me tell you a joke!"

"..."

Xu Yiren was speechless, and subconsciously pressed the ear that was leaning on the pillow tighter, but it was useless, the other ear was still completely exposed, and he listened to Li Chaoyue's words: "There is a doctor going to Eating at a fast food restaurant. When ordering at the bar, I saw the cashier touching my butt. The doctor was very enthusiastic, so he asked, "Do you have hemorrhoids?" The cashier said, "Sir, can you order from the menu?" "

Xu Yiren: "..."

The more nervous he was, the more concentrated he was. As soon as Li Chaoyue finished speaking, every word in the joke instantly stood between the world and the earth with a "clang" like a monument engraved. I can't forget it.

Li Chaoyue sat on the edge of the bed and kept laughing "hehehe" in a low voice, without any worry about disturbing the patient's rest.

Xu Yiren pinched the palm of his hand with his fingernails, distracting himself with the pain. After more than ten seconds, he felt almost gone. As soon as he relaxed, someone slapped him hard on the back: "Hahahaha, Brother Xu, why don't you Laughing? Hahahahaha, I almost have cramps from laughing."

Xu Yiren finally made a breakthrough, pretending to cough to cover up his laughter: "Cough cough cough...you, didn't you see that I was sleeping? What joke are you telling here?"

Li Chaoyue didn't stop smiling, rubbed his face and said, "Hey, I'm bored, I know you haven't slept. If you can still fall asleep after I make such a big noise, it's shock. Can you tell me too?"

Xu Yiren: "How can I tell a joke?"

"Then let's talk about the one this morning," Li Chao said, "the one that Elvis said 'good friend' this morning, I saw you smiling as soon as I entered the room."

Xu Yiren: "...Did I laugh?"

Li Chaoyue: "Laughed, very happy. But when you laugh, you don't make any sound, so you have to watch carefully. I found that you just don't talk when you are very happy or very unhappy, and you don't move at all."

Xu Yiren was slightly taken aback.

This summary is not the first time Li Chaoyue has given him feedback, but it has been too long since the last time, so long that Xu Yiren thought that he would never hear this sentence again in this life——

I finished the systematic anatomy exam that year.

"It's over, it's over, what will others think of me in the future? My word of mouth is gone." Li Chaoyue began to complain sadly and angrily as soon as he entered the dormitory, "Basically, all the previous bets were correct, but the last big question was wrong, 20 points ah , a few of them won't come over and tear me up later? Why don't you just say I'm not here?"

Xu Yiren took off his glasses and was holding a teacup. The cup was made of unknown tea leaves randomly taken from his father's cupboard. He didn't understand the color, smell, and taste of the tea. He only wanted a little caffeine to refresh him.

He brought the steaming cup to his lips, trying to hide his smile with the lingering mist: "It's okay to have this kind of word of mouth. It's quite good to be able to bet so much right, and 75 points is no problem. Besides, they will review now It’s too late for one subject, how can I find you to settle accounts with me? Maybe I will come to you later to make a bet, if all the subjects are so accurate, I can have a good year when I go back.”

"I don't have the face to bet anymore." Li Chaoyue was dejected, and after a while he still felt uncomfortable in his chest, "You said that Professor Xie of this department, what's going on, him? Why did you come up with a question out of nowhere? Why didn't you play cards according to common sense? ?”

"Common sense is a test of nerves. I didn't tell you last time, nerves account for 50% of the score, and the short answer is probably not enough." Xu Yiren took a breath slowly, and the mist on the cup only dissipated for a moment. , and then quickly moved towards Xu Yiren, and vaguely covered the corners of his lips that could not be pursed, "It is already a miracle that you can bet on a digestive system. In previous years, this was rarely considered a big question. .How did you answer?"

Li Chaoyue was depressed: "Of course I answered it, but I just couldn't swallow it."

Xu Yiren chuckled: "You made the right bets, so the professor can't swallow this breath."

"I think the starting point of my consideration is right." Li Chaoyue sat down on the three-legged iron stool, "Character determines behavior-the outline is the outline, the sky is high and the emperor is far away, it mainly depends on each professor. Personal strengths and hobbies. You see, digestion is his specialty, and blood circulation is... at least it is his recent project!"

Xu Yiren frowned: "How do you say it? Couldn't it be because Professor Xie is a character who writes questions according to the outline?"

"My God, Brother Xu," Li Chaoyue leaned his elbows on the table and looked at him with a tilted head, "You can even tell what kind of personality Professor Xie is? He has no expression at all, this is a wordless book ah."

The tea in Xu Yiren's cup finally cooled down, he breathed lightly, and took a sip: "Because he is my father."

Li Chaoyue: "Hahahahaha, I didn't expect you to be such a characterless person."

Through the curling steam, Xu Yiren glanced at him vaguely: "It's really my dad."

From that moment on, Li Chaoyue apologized to him in a humble manner for half a month, wishing that Xu Yiren would stand up to greet him when he entered and left the dormitory, offering him food and water with both hands.

In the middle of the night, when Xu Yiren sat up and was about to get out of bed, Li Chaoyue rolled down from the upper bunk, found Xu Yiren's thermos in the dark and raised it above his head: "Call me for water, and I'll get it for you. "

Xu Yiren: "...I'm going to the toilet."

Before leaving for the winter vacation, Li Chaoyue packed his luggage: "Brother Xu, you see that I am young and ignorant, so just treat me as nonsense. I will respect Professor Xu in the future, so don't be angry."

Xu Yiren drank the tea he poured comfortably, remembering the plastic bag of lighters that had been lost, and calmly said: "I'm not angry."

Li Chaoyue drooped: "You must be angry, you don't talk to me. You don't say anything when you are angry."

Xu Yiren was at a loss for words.

In the past half a month, someone would serve him tea when he was thirsty, someone would cook for dinner, and someone would occupy a seat in the library. What else could he say on such a day?Just cut a little red flower and send it to him?

He reached out his hand to look through it, but he couldn't find any red paper that could be cut on the table.If there was one, he wouldn't mind cutting one to stick on Li Chaoyue's firm chest muscles... No, it was the chest of the coat.

"I really regret saying those things that day."

Li Chaoyue stood aside helplessly, and started a new round of self-criticism: "This is the most stupid thing I've ever done, I'm so remorseful, if you don't like it, just scold me... No, you I will definitely not scold others, so I will scold myself, can you relieve my anger?"

Xu Yiren's heart suddenly ached.

He used to enjoy himself in this "apology game", watching Li Chaoyue flashing in front of him every day was a joy, but now he suddenly heard such a big man standing in front of him and saying these words honestly, the words in his mouth The tea also became tasteless.

He put down his glass, stood up and said, "Dude, don't talk nonsense, I'm not angry with you."

"You gave birth, you are angry if you don't speak."

"..." Xu Yiren sighed helplessly, "Then I won't be angry now, okay? You can go back quickly, it's getting dark early, and there are many people and cars on the road, so be careful. There should be quite a lot of buses going to your place , every ten minutes, if the overload is serious, you can wait for the next one..."

Xu Yiren originally said something like "buy something to eat and keep it to avoid traffic jams on the highway" and "smoke less when you go back", but suddenly he couldn't say it.

These seem to cross the line a bit.

Li Chaoyue's frozen expression warmed up a few times: "Brother Xu, I really know I was wrong, so are you really not angry with me?"

Xu Yiren: "Yes."

"That, that, then you can talk more, if you talk more, you won't be angry.

"..." Xu Yiren stared at the ceiling at the other end of the room, recalling the winter vacation safety education leaflet just issued by the school, and glanced at him from time to time, "Be careful with your luggage, mobile phone, and wallet on the way, and call the police as soon as possible if you encounter a bad person. Don't turn on the stove, don't open the door to people you don't know..."

Li Chaoyue listened to these instructions, which were obviously lower than the average defense ability of college students, and kept nodding, "Yes, yes, yes."

At the end, he asked expectantly, "Is there any more?"

Xu Yiren had run out of words to say, and the two looked at each other for a second, then he looked at Li Chaoyue's luggage on the ground: "How about I see it for you?"

Li Chaoyue smiled "hehe": "That's so embarrassing, let's go."

Xu Yiren's home is in this city, and apart from books stacked up to half a person's height, there are all the things in the dormitory that can be counted. A simple small luggage bag can be packed quickly.He picked up a big bag of Li Chaoyue and put a bag of soda crackers in it: "Put it here, don't press it down. Let's go."

The howling north wind still can't stop people's enthusiasm for returning home during the New Year. The bus station is crowded with people, and the square is full of water.

"Give me your ID card." Xu Yiren handed him the luggage bag, "I'll get you a ticket, you should wait in line first."

Li Chaoyue: "Okay!"

The line in front of the automatic ticket office was longer than Xu Yiren had imagined, and there were a few people who were not familiar with the use of the machines from time to time, and the line moved even slower.He was worried that Li Chaoyue would be the first to enter the waiting room but had no tickets or documents, so he couldn't help but glanced back.

Looking back, there was really a huge crowd, and there was no sign of that person for a long time.

Let alone this world, there are so many people in just one city.

If it weren't for a coincidence, they happened to enter the same school, one department, and one dormitory. Maybe he would never know Li Chaoyue for the rest of his life, so where would he be now?

The weird thoughts that popped up occupied Xu Yiren's brain, he put his hands in his pockets, tightly holding the ticket he just bought and walked back, afraid that if he didn't pay attention, even this little piece of paper would disappear into the world of mortals.

After walking anxiously along the queue entering the waiting hall for a long time, Xu Yiren finally saw him in the middle of the slow-moving crowd.

Not only Li Chaoyue, but also a girl in an orange down jacket beside him, talking to him with her head raised.

The sad thoughts just now dissipated immediately, Xu Yiren walked through the crowd towards the two with a cold face.

When he came to the front, Li Chaoyue was the only one left. He looked around for a long time, held back for a long time before he couldn't help asking curiously: "Who was that girl just now?"

"Which one?" Li Chaoyue thought about it, "The one in the yellow dress?"

Xu Yiren: "That's orange."

Li Chaoyue: "Oh, almost, I didn't pay attention. I don't know him."

Can we talk without knowing each other?

This is beyond the range of Xu Yiren's social skills, he asked suspiciously: "I don't know her, why should I talk to you? I'll see you chatting for a long time."

Li Chaoyue's eyes widened: "Where did you see we chatted for a long time? We only talked a few words in total. She approached me and asked me which school I was in. I wondered if she was trying to get rid of me here. , It’s not too cold today, so many people are queuing up, it’s quite unethical, so I told her that I was carrying cement on the construction site in the development zone, and she left. Am I very smart?”

Xu Yiren pursed her lips and turned her face to the other side.

Li Chaoyue stretched his head and turned to look in front of him: "Are you laughing at me?"

Xu Yiren unhurriedly took out the ticket and ID card from his pocket and handed them back to him: "Here."

"Are you laughing at me? Huh?" Li Chaoyue earned the ticket and looked at him angrily, "Are you laughing at me and she believes me when I say I'm on the construction site? I saw you smiling, don't Turn it, then turn the neck and twist it."

Xu Yiren adjusted his expression and turned around: "No."

After looking at the front, Li Chaoyue was more convinced of his judgment: "You just smiled, and you didn't talk when you smiled. I have already seen it."

The team just arrived at the gate of the waiting hall, Xu Yiren patted him on the shoulder: "It's your turn, happy new year."