Please follow the doctor's advice

Li Chaoyue: "He is very short."

Xu Yiren: "You are too tall, most people think you are short."

Li Chaoyue: "You don't look good."

Xu Yiren: "...How good-looking is a man?"

Li Chaoyue: "When he smiles, he looks obscene, obscene, showing his entire gums, and he can still see his tonsils. His voice is ugly and he likes to sing all day long. People in the heart and brain disease area dare not let him approach him. He has to go to the disinfection room to get a cloth sheet. Take a detour."

Xu Yiren: "...how much hatred? Does he owe you money, or do you owe him money?"

Li Chaoyue: "Hey, I don't have any money, so I don't care if he borrows it. Besides, looking at the technical content of the job, I should have a higher salary than him."

Xu Yiren smiled lightly: "That's not necessarily true. In our hospital...I mean the affiliated hospital, the salary of special nurses is higher than that of other doctors. It takes 4 or 5 hours for a surgery, and there is no money for special nurses to take a bath for the patients. many."

Li Chaoyue: "Did Elvis give you a bath?"

Xu Yiren: "No, I can wash it myself."

Li Chaoyue: "Hey, call me when you want to take a bath, I'll wash it for you, and don't let him pay the nursing fee."

Xu Yiren: "...I can wash myself."

"Anyway, don't trust him." Li Chaoyue opened the door tiptoely, and put Xu Yiren beside the bed, "If you are not of my race, you must have a different heart. Zuo Qiuming's words make sense."

Xu Yiren: "..."

Who is Zuo Qiuming...

"Including Sherrill, you always tell me what he told you. Old guy, I don't wear reading glasses when I work at an old age. I don't trust him. We are the only ones here."

Xu Yiren had the feeling of meeting a family member of a patient who was picky and picky, "...Understood, go and return the things."

"I have to take my clothes away." Li Chaoyue started to undo the buttons and zippers on Xu Yiren's clothes, "Otherwise Elvis won't ask you if he sees it."

Xu Yiren: "I'll take it off by myself, you go and move things first, and come back to get them when you're done."

"Okay, then you take off the quilt and lie down, I will come to you later."

"..." These words sounded quite strange, Xu Yiren said neither should nor shouldn't, and said dryly: "...um."

No matter how lightly Li Chaoyue was, he was such an adult after all. After ten minutes, Xu Yiren heard rustling sounds from the corridor.

...Is there no monitoring here?Just move things around and no one cares?The siren is not a landline telephone, how can it be dismantled and removed as soon as it is said?

Xu Yiren waited for more than half an hour with doubts, but he still didn't come back—did he take too many things in the car and need to return them one by one, or was he caught by the tail after being spotted?He didn't have time to think about it when he moved in a panic just now, but now he suddenly reacted: Since when did Li Chaoyue dare to go along with the car?

It seems that people who are too smart always have deviant ideas. For example, a computer genius may become a hacker by a single thought. For example, a criminology expert wants to try to commit a crime by himself. Ever since Yi Ren met Li Chaoyue, she has tensed up and started to guard against his impulse to sway from time to time——

One night during a certain exam month, a large group of people came in from the usually quiet dormitory. One of them asked Li Chaoyue straight to the point: "The department has only taken six theoretical classes, and the laboratory building has been going around for half a year. I didn’t see anything in the specimen! What about the exam?”

Xu Yiren's eyelids twitched, and his nerves suddenly tensed up - the exam will be in two days, these guys will go back to study dishonestly, and come here to gather illegally, maybe they want to pull Li Chaoyue to cheat, right?

Their school has always severely punished cheating. There are four invigilators in one classroom, 360-degree front and rear cameras with no dead angle, and the discipline inspection team is led by a ruthless psychology teacher. It is not a joke to report criticism, delay graduation for one year, or expel student status, no matter which one is the case.

With Li Chaoyue's grades, if he didn't get full marks in the test, it was to give the teacher a sense of accomplishment, but he was smiling all day long, and he had a good relationship with everyone. Xu Yiren was afraid that he would be embarrassed to refuse because of face, so he immediately put on a serious face. Make a sound and prepare to see off the guests.

Unexpectedly, before he could speak, Li Chaoyue jumped to sit on the table, and pulled out a book with more than 400 pages from the bookshelf behind his backhand: "Listen up!"

The person under the stage immediately handed over a cigarette.

...He actually wants to bet for others?

Xu Yiren breathed a sigh of relief.Although betting on questions may be suspected of academic dishonesty, it is still far better than cheating in the exam room, and it is still tolerable.He also took out his textbook, ready to listen to Li Chaoyue's opinion.

Li Chaoyue took the cigarette and pinned it to his ear, and fiddled with the textbook angrily: "I won't talk about filling in the blanks, choosing, and judging. It all depends on the professor's mood. If you can't draw, let's start with the explanation of terms. It is an exam every year." There are gallbladder triangle, tympanic cavity, renal hilum, bladder triangle..."

He flipped through the pages, and simply closed the textbook: "The sensory organs are not the point, but the name and innervation of the extraocular muscles will probably be tested, because our professor always looks at people from the corner of his eyes, I think he must be very knowledgeable about the eyes." Study hahaha."

Li Chaoyue also learned an expression as he spoke, which was somewhat similar to the professor's, Xu Yiren couldn't help but silently chuckled.

Li Chaoyue raised his chin and looked at the ceiling, and continued: "There are also venous angles, the conduction system of the heart, spinal nerves, sympathetic trunks, throat distribution and connectivity, hip joint composition and structural characteristics..."

Xu Yiren quietly followed his line of sight and glanced back, the place where his eyes fell was indeed the corner between the empty ceiling and the wall, that's right, but Li Chaoyue stared at that place as if there was a PPT for him to read along, eloquently .Xu Yiren has no doubt that the whole book has been imprinted in his mind, maybe he can recall every word every professor said in every class.

"How many? Are there 10? If it's not enough, add the distribution of the male urethra, three narrow and two curved, well, I don't know why, I remember it very clearly hahaha."

Xu Yiren: "..."

"Short answer, the distal displacement analysis of limb fractures must be one. At that time, I saw that the professor was very enthusiastic about making comparisons with the model, and then the great saphenous vein was related to the hepatic portal vein and the median nerve..."

After betting for a long time, one person asked: "What will happen to the final big question?"

Li Chaoyue said firmly: "A digestive system and a blood circulation system."

He had analyzed everything before him so well, Xu Yiren originally planned to just listen to it casually, but he couldn't help but was brought in by him, and asked, "Why not the nerves? The nerves are the difficulty of the whole book. More than 50%, it is very likely that there will be a big problem.”

"The nerves are all in the short answer." Li Chaoyue propped his elbows in front of Xu Yiren in a sitting position, as if he was about to lie on the table, smiled and winked at him, "Also, the most important thing is , our professor used to be a doctor in general surgery, so he must have special feelings for the digestive system, plus he keeps a straight face all day long, staring at everyone, can the blood circulation be cured? So I must have experienced it personally, and I bet ten yuan that the last two questions will come from here."

Xu Yiren didn't know if what he said was true or not, but seeing his seriousness, he believed it a little bit.

Li Chaoyue analyzed the whole book piece by piece at the speed at which the computer retrieved the data. He spoke with reason and evidence, as if he was the author of the question. The people who came to the door hadn't found the page number yet, and they all lowered their heads and recorded in the blank space.

When he was free, he started to fumble back and forth in his pockets, and after a while he muttered, "Huh? That's strange, where is the lighter I just bought today? Could it be that I forgot to take it after giving the money?"

Xu Yiren pressed his fingers, and calmly closed the last seam of the drawer that contained more than a dozen plastic lighters and just added a new one, twisted the key twice, pulled it out, and put it into the empty thermos cup. leave.

However, there were too many people in the room, so Li Chaoyue borrowed fire from the outsider, took a deep breath, squinted his eyes and blew out the smoke, and said, "Oh, this professor will teach you next semester's bureau solution. The bill is the same, his family can bear it? Fortunately, this is not my father, if it were my father, I would be so angry that half of my hair would fall out early."

Everyone echoed: "Hahahaha, that's it."

Xu Yiren reached out and rummaged through a pile of books on the shelf, and found an opaque plastic bag of about the same size from memory, and was going to use it later to pack a drawer of stolen goods and throw them out, so that they and Li Chaoyue could live forever Not to meet each other——The professor of systematic anatomy who "chatters", "stares at everyone" and "has a black face" all day is none other than his father Xu Changping.

Waiting and waiting for no one to come back, Xu Yiren could hardly hold back sitting on the hospital bed, he wished he could open the door and go out to "take a look".Fortunately, there was finally a sneaking sound at the door at this time.

Li Chaoyue only opened the door a little and got in: "I'm back, everything is packed."

"Did no one see you?" Xu Yiren's heart sank inexplicably because he wasn't a thief, and he finally lost half of his heart. "Is there no surveillance in the corridor?"

Li Chaoyue pulled up a stool and sat beside Xu Yiren's bed. As soon as he approached, he felt a chill: "I'm not afraid if someone sees it, I'll just say I'll take it for repair."

Xu Yiren: "...you know how to fix this?"

Li Chaoyue rubbed his hands and felt that they were not warmed up, so he put both hands into Xu Yiren's quilt: "Oh, almost, how could it be so serious. Anyway, I don't know how to do it, and they don't know how, who can see it?" I didn’t repair it when I came out. Besides, once the machine is taken outside, it will affect the accuracy. I’m the youngest in the whole research base, and I think it’s normal to work more.”

Xu Yiren sat on the head of the bed with the quilt only a little bit covered, and didn't notice anything strange. When he heard this, he suddenly thought of something: "Do any of the medical staff or staff here have a girl who is about your age?"

"No way." Li Chaoyue said without thinking, "Girls who come here at this age to be assigned to the frontier, do you think it's right, I didn't pay attention."

Xu Yiren: "...Oh. It's getting late, go back and rest. I put the clothes you brought on the sofa."

"Hey, didn't I bring this on you?" Li Chao said while grabbing the hem of Xu Yiren's clothes from under the quilt.

Xu Yiren: "...Of course not."

"No, it's not, why are you hitting me?" Li Chaoyue exclaimed fussily, instead of shrinking back from being photographed, he got closer and asked softly, "Brother Xu, are you really not leaving? "

His smoky voice had a special metallic texture mixed with resonance, which scratched Xu Yiren's ear, so he had to turn his head slightly to the other side where the air pressure was normal: "How can we walk when it's snowing?"

Li Chaoyue wondered: "It's either snowing or accumulating snow here. It's not easy to go at any time."

Xu Yiren turned his face away and still felt itching behind his ears: "Then...let's talk about it in summer."

"Brother Xu, if you don't leave, just stay here and have a good time." Li Chaoyue said with a smile, "Have you taken a shower, and you're going to sleep?"

Xu Yiren closed her eyes and nodded her head: "Elvis said that the hot spring is served here? He urged me to take a bath during the day."

"Oh." Li Chaoyue responded muffledly, as if partly cloudy, "Well, it should be said that it was pumped up by a hot spring well. Do you think it has any effect?"

Xu Yiren said helplessly: "... If hot spring bathing is useful, then a certain proportion of heated solution should also be useful."

Li Chaoyue immediately sold out Yuji: "That's right, it's all for coaxing middle-aged and elderly people. Don't wash it at noon. I'll come and wash it for you when I'm done working at night, so you don't have to bump into it."

"..." Xu Yiren waved him off, "Go back to sleep quickly."

"Okay, I'm leaving." Li Chaoyue picked up a large pile of clothes from the sofa, and turned back to tell him, "Then you should go to bed quickly, and cooperate with the treatment tomorrow. Be obedient, okay?"

Xu Yiren: "..."

The three words "I've agreed" are like a spell. Although he didn't agree to anything, he was restricted by its magic power everywhere—for example, the patient's most important "take a good rest".

Xu Yiren slept in the warm ward that night, the most relaxing and peaceful sleep in the past few days, without the interruption of communication equipment, he didn't wake up until Elvis pushed the door the next day.

"It's still fishy." Xu Yiren sat upright at the table, frowning and pushed the cup away from him with a serious face.

"Oh!" Elvis let out a strange cry, "You have to give me time, give them time, and give time to technological progress. The problem raised yesterday will be solved immediately today. This is indeed a bit difficult. We need to understand each other. ?"

This place is really too boring, even Xu Yiren can't just memorize the Three Character Classic and Thousand Character Classic all the time to pass the time.He touched the beaded bracelet on his hand, and felt that he was possessed by Lin Lang—it was really enjoyable to be served by someone, and he was in a good mood immediately.

Elvis picked it up and sniffed it: "It's just a little fishy, ​​drink it, it'll be fine."

Xu Yiren didn't intend to really have a hard time with a cup of protein powder, after hearing Elvis' complaints, he happily drank it with the heart of fulfilling the "agreed" agreement between him and Li Chaoyue.

"Great." Elvis breathed a sigh of relief, and he didn't feel relieved until he drank it, "You look very energetic today, after eating a little exercise, you will go to the treatment room for treatment, another four You can’t move for a few hours, so don’t drink too much water to avoid interruption. In addition, if you have something to report to Dr. Sherrill, you can also tell him through me. Communication will help the doctor understand your situation. "

Xu Yiren thought about Elvis' English-Chinese translation, and said calmly, "Thank you, I have nothing to say."

He lay in the treatment cabin and still didn't talk to Sherrill, but the atmosphere in the room was obviously much more relaxed than the first time. Sherrill no longer kept silent, but gave gratified praise from time to time, as if the results of the treatment were better than he expected better.

Xu Yiren couldn't help but suspect that his cells were really good-looking, and then thought negatively that this was impossible, otherwise, wouldn't everyone's cells look different?Once this setting is accepted, the next step is that everyone's organs can grow casually depending on their mood?

Elvis stood by, gagging and occasionally telling a joke.

He said: "A teacher asked, you asked the person you like to have dinner with, but at this time you want to go to the bathroom, how should you express politely? The first classmate said, Ineedtopee (I want to pee), the teacher said, no , this is not polite at all. The second classmate said, Need to go somewhere (euphemism), the teacher said, this is better, but there are more polite ones. The third classmate said, please allow me to leave for a while, I am going to see A good friend, if possible, I would like to introduce him to you tonight."

Cheryl laughed a few times knowingly and said, "Oops, I was touched by your joke, and I'm going to meet a friend too."

He carefully set the instrument on a cycle gear, walked to the door and just opened the door, just in time to meet Li Chaoyue coming in: "Good morning, is the treatment here over?"

Cheryl hurried out as if something happened, and said from a distance: "No, but I am going to meet a friend now, and I am very anxious."

Li Chaoyue was at a loss: "Who is he going to see? When will he come back? Isn't this over yet?"

Elvis let out a "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

"Okay." Hearing this, Li Chaoyue understood almost everything. He walked towards the treatment cabin and said, "Just passing by, I just took a look, don't you mind?"

"Of course." Elvis, who was not the person involved, replied instead of Xu Yiren, "Today went very smoothly."

Li Chaoyue walked in leisurely, humming a song, and Xu Yiren felt that the words to fill in the tune should be: "The white dragon horse, with an anxious neck, trots three apprentices with Tang Xuanzang on its back, it's not easy to learn Buddhist scriptures from the west..."

Elvis said, "You sing really well!"

Li Chaoyue has completely forgotten his slander against Elvis behind his back yesterday, and laughed with satisfaction: "Add chicken legs for lunch!"

Elvis: "It's even better if it tastes like curry!"

Xu Yiren: "..."

Li Chaoyue did not go to the treatment cabin to look at Xu Yiren, but looked at the data professionally in front of the console for a while, and said to himself: "It seems that Dr. Cheryl's eyesight is not bad."

Although it was a literal word, Xu Yiren felt that it would definitely not be a good mood for the person involved to hear this.

Taking advantage of no one's care, Li Chaoyue went through the historical data and the course records to his heart's content. When Cheryl came back, he stood up and said hello: "Since you are still busy, let's see you at noon."

Cheryl washed his hands and sat back on the console: "Well, see you at noon."

Li Chaoyue: "If you need help, you can call me at any time."

Cheryl: "Okay, thanks."

"Ah, by the way, Dr. Sherrill." Li Chaoyue turned his head three times, "It's a bit hot in the room, you can give the patient some water, look at your patient, his lips are dry."

Sherrill said in a low voice without raising his head: "Oh, God, who said that the blood volume should be reduced to increase the recognition accuracy of the instrument?"

"Ah, it seems that I said it... Ah yes, I remembered one more thing." Li Chaoyue took two steps back and pointed on the monitor, "About this part, my patients didn't involve it." On the one hand, how did you do it?"

"Huh? Here?" Sherrill looked at it, "I remember that Mr. Xu's medical record has no relevant complaints, so I didn't include this part in the plan."

Li Chaoyue said inscrutablely: "No, but... the patient's lack of complaints may be due to poor communication. And his previous hospital records did not reflect it, it may be because he suffered an accidental trauma after being admitted to the hospital. Incapacitated, no special screening for this aspect was carried out, after all, he couldn't even walk when he came."

Sheryl gave a hesitant "hmm", picked up the folder on the table and flipped through it, noncommittal.

Li Chaoyue continued: "As far as I am concerned, in the entire transformation plan, although it is difficult to eliminate all the causes at once, the workload will be much greater, but once the remaining parts form new hidden dangers, it will be more troublesome. What do you think?"

Cheryl was moved, and adjusted the gear of the instrument to the off gear: "You are right. I think I can ask Dr. Allen to refer to this aspect. He has more say. Can you stay and help?" Shall we be an interpreter?"

"Of course." Li Chaoyue snapped his fingers happily, "Elvis, please go upstairs and call Dr. Allen, thank you very much."

Xu Yiren was inexplicably flustered lying on the treatment bed.

He had never heard of this Dr. Allen, but he could understand from their tone that he was going to be consulted by three departments—what was wrong with him that made Sherrill unable to stand it?