Murong paper on the snow mountain

"Well, I really want to eat roasted fat goose, and sweet and sour trotters are also good, if I can fry a loofah and steam a sugar nest..."

"Are you going or not?"

"...can you walk after eating the roast goose?"

"What on earth do you want?!" Murong Zhi grabbed Xie Lv, gritted his teeth and pushed him against the other half of the cold palace door that was not opened.

"Well, since if you leave, you will die, and if you don't leave, you will die..." Xie Lv carefully weighed the issue: "Compared to freezing to death, it seems that staying here to eat and drink for free will make you die slower?"

The palace door next to him was shut with a bang.

"Okay, then let me see with my own eyes how you were swallowed by the poisonous poison and died of rotten intestines during the past few months in my Xue Palace!"

"Ahhh!" Ah Li's unwilling wailing came from his ear: "Master, don't want it, Master think twice—let him go! Why do you keep this kind of person! Nine months is too long!"

"It doesn't matter, it's not certain whether he can live to nine months! I just want his body, and I don't care about anything else!"

"Master! If you kill him now, won't you have a corpse?!"

"A Li, let's listen to the most important method of cultivation in Xuegong, and we must not kill at will."

"Master..."

Xie Lu silently took another sweet-scented osmanthus cake and put it in his mouth.Rubbing his butt, Diandian followed the three masters and apprentices in front of him.

"Well, Ah Zhi, will you eat fat goose today? Let me tell you, stew it with onion and ginger, add some rock sugar, stew it for half an hour, add an orange peel, add some bird's nest, and add some sand dates from the Western Regions. The imperial chef of the capital Do it now..."

***

"I want to go... I want to go!"

"I want to go, don't care! Let me go! Let me go, you big devil!"

Only three days later, Xie Lv, who knew that he didn't want to leave a few days ago, began to regret his stupid decision.

"Woo... If I knew that you have changed to vegetarian here, I would definitely leave without looking back! It's been three days! There is no oil or water at all, Ah Zhi, my stomach has eaten delicacies from mountains and seas anyway, this widow How am I going to live my life! It’s like years!"

"In my palace, naturally you have to abide by my rules." Murong Zhi said coldly: "Also, if you don't eat so much, don't leave so much food! It's a waste every time!"

"It's clear that there were no such broken rules in the past! When I said I wanted to eat, you would find ways to make it for me! At that time, there was meat in Dundun, Dundun!"

Murong Zhi frowned: "I spoiled you at that time, you can do whatever you want, but don't you think...after ten years, will you still be the same as before?"

"Why can't it be like this? Ah Zhi, you still like me the same as before, don't you?"

"..."

"Tch, General, why don't you look in the mirror?"

A Li looked contemptuous at the side, and said, "With your haggard, sick ghost appearance, do you think my master can still like you? The only good thing is gone, why does he like you?"

"Hmph," Xie Lv rolled his eyes at him, "Azhi will like me, not just because I'm good-looking!"

The little apprentice Ye Pu beside him couldn't help sighing: "General Zhenyuan, maybe the master pampered and indulged you in the past, but after all, time has passed. Now that the general is back, the master is willing to take him in regardless of the past, which is already the utmost benevolence , I hope the general will take care of himself, and don’t embarrass Master with such words at the dinner table.”

"Hey, speaking of it, little apprentice, where did you come from?"

Xie Lv walked around the beauty of the night several times with a curious expression on his face: "People from the Central Plains shouldn't have such dark skin, right? Your appearance is also very exotic, and you have moon cat eyes. I always feel that this appearance seems to be seen somewhere been……"

As he said, he leaned over and looked at it carefully.

He was really just looking at it!It's just that Ye Meiren's amber eyes are like the bright moon of fifteen, which made him accidentally put his face a little close.

"Damn it, it's disillusionment!" Ah Li flew up a silver chopstick and smashed it to the back of his head.

It hurts!It seems to be packed!

"I used to hear the name of General Zhenyuan Xie Lu outside. I heard that Mr. Shu always thought of him as a great hero when he mentioned it. Later, when I heard from Master, he also said that he was both talented and beautiful. It's really unexpected. Ah! The fool in front of me, who should be described as wretched, is actually the pillar of the country who is said to have conquered the chaos and conquered the enemy?!"

"Ah? What did you just say?"

It's all right to say that I am fooling around. What does "describing wretchedness" mean?I am obviously so handsome and handsome in Yushu Linfeng, okay?

"I salivate when I see a beautiful woman, what is it if it's not obscene!"

"Tsk tsk tsk. What are you talking about? I just took a look at the little apprentice, and I haven't even touched it, have I? What else do you mean 'saliva'? I miss your master and I conquered the sixteen realms of Kyushu, where is it? I have never seen such beauties before, so many beauties from the Western Regions and Miaojiang are scrambling to get on my bed, and I am not willing to ask for it! Besides, if you are really in a hurry, can you come back here to find your master?"

As he spoke, he glanced at Murong Zhi with disgust on his face: "Look at your master's bland appearance and flat figure! He doesn't even have a nice buttock..."

With a "crash", Murong Zhi's pair of chopsticks slipped from his hands and hit the table, and he picked them up silently without making a sound.

"I don't believe it! A person like you can conquer Kyushu?!" The big disciple A Li was even more indignant when he heard the words: "In my opinion, it's probably because of the name of the son-in-law, he followed other generals. It’s nothing more than military exploits! In fact, it’s just an idiot, right? No real ability!”

"Am I an idiot? It doesn't matter if you say it~" Xie Lv snorted and smirked.

"At least I did fight in the South and the North. It's not like you, but a frog who has never led soldiers to fight, and has never been an official in the court. Like this, he only hides at home and plays tricks. Nothing. If you do it, your lips will turn sore, who wouldn't?"

"you--!"

"The sad thing is, it's okay to be an official in war, and it seems that you can't play tricks on your teacher and me. Tsk tsk, you kid can't do this or that, what else can you do? Let's hear Xue Gong and feel that there is no successor. people……"

"What are you talking about!" A Li jumped up against the table: "I know a lot of things! Master has taught me everything. If you don't accept it, let's compare! I don't believe it. People like you are lucky enough to become a general. Apart from winning a few battles, there is nothing else that can compare to me!"

"Okay, I just happen to be idle here with you guys. What do you mean?" Xie Lv smirked.

……

"Look, you lost again."

Xie Lu leisurely put down the last chess piece.

"Ahhh! I refuse to accept it, I refuse to accept it! This is impossible!" A Li felt extremely broken, this is already the No.19 game.

impossible!This is impossible!Playing chess in the palace on weekdays, the master can't always beat me, and Ye Pu can't always beat me!Why do you keep losing to that idiot!

Moreover, archery, wrestling, arm strength and swordsmanship were also compared before.I didn't win a game myself.

It's just unbelievable.The sick man was so thin that he was almost out of shape, how could he still have so much strength?

Afterwards, he competed with Xie Lv in prose, rhythm and calligraphy, but he was defeated in all of them.

Ali was going crazy.How can this foolish bastard know everything?He clearly looks like a rascal in the market, and his words and deeds are annoying, but why is such a slut capable of both civil and military skills, and even a bit refined can play with everything?

"Azhi, your apprentice is really not good at all. Is it okay to be so poor? Hey, how about we expel him from the teacher and recruit some talented ones?"

"you--"

"Otherwise, why don't you compare Xiaoye with me? I think Xiaoye might be more reliable."

Ye Pu turned his head away, pretending not to hear.

Murong Zhi stroked the center of his eyebrows, completely unable to bear with it.

At this time, a zombie slave came by the door to deliver the fruit plate cut for the tea break, and he stood beside Xie Lv with his hands down.Unconvinced, Ah Li secretly urged the corpse control technique, thinking that the young master will give you a good look——

"It's strange..." It's obvious that there is no problem in controlling corpses on weekdays.But today, the zombie slave beside Xie Lu didn't move at all.

"Impossible, why won't it move?"

He was anxious to silently recite the mantra again, but suddenly saw the zombie Xiaoman twist his waist and raised his orchid finger.

This!How is this going?

Why did it twist up!Why did Yangko come up all of a sudden? !I didn't let it, obviously didn't let it—

I saw Xie Lv at the side holding back his laughter, so happy that tears were about to come out.

"I forgot to say, your master and I~ After all, I lived here for four years back then, teaching and working with your master day and night. Although my master is not as skilled as your master, I can still handle a corpse or something. Bar."

"..." A Li stood up unsteadily.

Then he ran away in grief and indignation.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...

Xie Lv laughed loudly, smiled, suddenly shook, and suddenly fell off the chair.Seeing that his forehead was about to hit the edge of the table, Murong Zhi hurriedly pulled him up, half-kneeling to catch his falling body.

"Ah ha ha... ouch... I'm really... extreme joy begets sorrow... Cough... ouch!"

Seeing that Xie Lv's face was pale, he was covering his abdomen with one hand, and he was still pursing his mouth, but beads of sweat fell down from the corner of his forehead.

"what happened to you?"

"Ha... look, look!" Xie Lv complained hoarsely, "Ah Zhi, it's all my fault... ha, it's all your fault for refusing to give me meat. Woo--it hurts! It hurts! "

Speaking of a violent convulsion all over his body, he just gritted his teeth and couldn't speak anymore.

The author has something to say: Joy begets sorrow