Quick Transmigration Raiders Pet Article
Chapter 1 The Third World
Hou Yi met an old fairy.
At that time, he was eating pancakes with oily hands, and when he passed the alley, he suddenly heard someone calling his name. Hou Yi looked around, and found a suspected mental illness in the deepest part of the alley.
Oh, no, it's the old fairy.
The old fairy is slightly fat, with a square face and thick flesh. He has the most popular meatball head this year...or a priest's head. Unfortunately, the broken hair doesn't match, and his teeth and claws are like chicken feet facing the sky.
Hou Yi believes that nowadays, it is impossible for normal people to dress up like this.
"You called me?" he asked suspiciously.
The old fairy said concisely and profoundly: "You and I are destined."
"..." Hou Yi admitted that he was hit by Xiaolei!
The old fairy looked at the gray sky with blurred eyes: "This is also a chance, so I must remind you that you are going to wear a book soon." These words were very direct and terrifying, but Hou Yi didn't respond. After the performance of the inscrutable, the old fairy found that Hou Yi didn't cast his body on the ground, and exploded angrily: "You don't believe me? I can prove it!"
At this time, Hou Yi was completely sure that the opponent was mentally ill, so he backed away while not forgetting to paralyze the enemy.
"You, how do you want to prove it?"
The old fairy looked at his cowardice, touched his beard with his hand in disdain, and said a modern term that didn't match his attire: "Aren't you going to take the linear algebra test? I have the answer sheet."
Hou Yi was stunned: "You mean the one I'm going to take the exam later?"
Mathematics is Hou Yi's natural enemy. Since entering school, he has been tortured by linear algebra with blue eyes and swollen eyes. He still has to cry for his father and mother to ask someone to help him with tutoring. Now let alone run away, he can't wait to worship the old god.
That's the answer to the linear algebra test!
Although there are still doubts, Hou Yi's attitude has become extremely pious: "Master, how do you know that I have an exam, how do you know that my name is Hou Yi, and how do you have the answers to our exam?"
The old fairy obviously didn't bother to answer this kind of question, so he took out a white dust whisk from somewhere and flicked it, and Hou Yi held an extra piece of printing paper out of thin air in his hand holding the pancake.
The poor young man who had been educated in materialism smashed out the note and the finger biscuits with one arm in shock.
"Crack", grabbing the pancake and falling to the ground first.
The little note spun several times in the air, and fell to the ground like a goose feather.
Hou Yi was so nervous that she was about to break.
/ (ㄒ o ㄒ) / ~~
too frightening.
The worldview is about to collapse.
The voice of the old fairy Piaoyuan still echoed in my ears: "Remember, remember, you will travel to seven books, and the seven books are all you have read recently."
After the words were finished, the alley was quiet, Hou Yi looked at the empty direction and neither entered nor retreated, he could only stare at the little piece of paper lying on the ground.
After a long while, he had the courage to pick it up. It was obviously an answer sheet, and it was a miniature version. The crooked mathematical symbols on the note were like tadpoles, which was a book from heaven.
Political textbooks say well that practice is the only criterion for testing science, so practice is probably the only criterion for testing metaphysics.Hou Yi had nothing else but to be bold, thinking of giving it a chance, he stuffed the small note into his ass/butt pocket.
The exam is coming as scheduled.
Multiple-choice questions are difficult to distinguish between true and false. Hou Yi looked at the big question directly. Although he didn't know whether the answer was correct, he could tell whether the answer and the question were a couple.He checked the last big score question and concluded that he could get a marriage certificate.
The old fairy didn't lie to him.
Hou Yi burst into tears, he doesn't need to make up the exam!It's a pity that the short-term excitement was followed by endless troubles. Hou Yi remembered the old fairy's words, and copied three times, five times and two times, and got a pass. Finally, when it was time to hand in the paper, he immediately used his long legs and left like a storm.
After arriving at the dormitory, Hou Yi went straight to the computer.
To put an end to wearing books, Hou Yi decided to take the most straightforward measure: not to read books.If you don’t read books, you don’t need to wear books. This logic is perfect.
Nowadays, there are not many physical books, so what Hou Yi reads are all online novels, such as "Fights Break the World", "Zhu Mo", "Butterfly White", etc. His collection is full of covers of various colors.
Hou Yi ticks and selects all, and then deletes all.
The electronic bookshelf became empty in an instant.
Hou Yi was relieved, and mourned for the lost bookshelf for three seconds, he suddenly grabbed his cell phone and called his roommate: "Hey, 110, I want to call the police, Hou Yi is starving to death in his dormitory, and urgently needs a candy Vinegar spare ribs, a small fried beef, and a catty of white rice."
Roommate: "..." Hang up the phone.
Half an hour later, Hou Yi happily gnawed on the sweet and sour pork ribs with his hands. His roommate glanced at him and pointed out with a blank expression: "You were picking your feet when I walked in."
Hou Yi raised his foot and shook it against the person, and said sillyly, "It's Hong Kong foot, add some seasoning."
The corner of the roommate's mouth twitched, and Hou Yiman waved his hand indifferently: "I won't fail this time, so I don't need to trouble you with tutoring during the summer vacation."
It's a pity that the roommate didn't feel relieved when he heard this sentence. Instead, he pursed his lips tightly and stared at Hou Yi urgently, but Hou Yi fantasized about the summer vacation when he would sleep until he woke up naturally, and his heart was turned upside down.
After the linear algebra was over, the exam was over. Everyone went home excitedly. Hou Yi's house was not far away, but he was the last to buy tickets. After all his roommates left, he was left alone.
Hou Yi's parents divorced in his early years, and his father was a fierce tiger who hunted outside all the year round. When he returned home, he could only follow his stepmother who worked for the tiger. In addition, he was not short of money, so he simply stayed at school.
He played games day and night for seven days, until the dormitory building was closed.
On the day of returning home, Hou Yi set the alarm clock for two o'clock in the afternoon, but what greeted him when he woke up was not the mottled ceiling of the dormitory, but...
第一题:在线性空间P^n={[x1,x2,……xn]^T|x1,x2……xn∈P},判断下述集合W1,W2是否构成P^n的子空间。
(1)W1={[x1,x2,……xn]^T|x1,x2……xn∈P^n|x1x2……xn=0}
(2)W2={[x1,x2,……xn]^T|x1,x2……xn∈P^n|x1x2……xn=1}
Please write down the detailed process.
Hou Yi was dumbfounded: What the hell is this!Who will explain it to him?
The surroundings are pitch black, flat and endless, like standing on a black lake, only the sky is bright white.
The situation is very strange.
Suddenly, "Ding Dong!"
It was still called out by human voice.
The voice was so weird that Hou Yi didn't even bother to complain, imitating the three ultimate problems of philosophy, and quickly asked three questions: "Who are you? Where is this place? What do you want to do?"
Fortunately, Ding Dong didn't have the idea of pretending to be a ghost, and quickly replied: "Congratulations, player, enter the [Sewing Book Details] system, the system will take you to the seven books, and it's up to you to complete the system tasks and perfect the book details. "
Although he was well prepared, Hou Yi still broke down: "Didn't I not read a book recently?"
"Yes." The system smiled and said, "Please think about it carefully."
Hou Yi thinks about it carefully: buying oily finger cakes from unlicensed food stalls, meeting old gods, taking exams, deleting bookshelves, playing games... no, exams...
"Examination paper?" This is the only textual thing he read recently. Hou Yi's voice was difficult and unbelievable: "That is to say, I have timed into the examination paper now?"
"Ding dong." The system yelled again happily: "The player is so smart that there is no one before or after, and he guessed it right away. You have crossed and become the symbol 0. Next, you only need to complete the entire set of test papers with full marks. The system It will be considered that you have cleared the first book, but it is not an example, and what you wear in the future must be novels."
"If you continue to resist passively, the system will punish you."
"Players start answering questions~"
Hou Yi finally felt what it meant to be obsessed with studying, and became thinner day by day.
After taking the test papers for three months, Hou Yi finally ascended to heaven.The system is very happy: "The player is really amazing. He has conquered a world in three months. The system is very happy."
"Reward the player with a novice gift bag and an acceleration pill."
With a sallow complexion, Hou Yi clutched his heart and cried when his body was hollowed out.
There are six more worlds.
Six worlds.
Six, fuck it!
In the test paper, Hou Yi has already figured it out. According to the current perverted system, he must plan a way out for himself. Reading books is a must, and he doesn’t want to upgrade the text. Horror novels are even more hehehe. Don’t even think about tomb robbery. , a serious literary novel...or forget it, it might be labeled as a villain.Therefore, in all aspects, the best is romance.
Therefore, the first thing he did when he returned to reality was to turn on the phone, open Baidu search, and type in keywords with red eyes.
Pamper!spoil!Spoiled to the lawless!
Oh, I want to add a BL(>▽<)
After clicking [Baidu Click], Hou Yi stared at the browser with eyes like torches, and it read:
Baidu finds about 1,060,000 relevant results for you
1、溺爱会流水的少年(标签:耽美宠溺,肉)全文阅读-背/包/网Txt下载9999,更新时间:2009-04-2611:55:18。文章状态:已完成。
"Brother, why is my body watering?" Ming Ming cried into tears.His elder brother, the most powerful person in country W, looked at him coldly, "It really is... Article address:
—Baidu Snapshot—Evaluation
The black question mark in Hou Yi's heart: What is it really, crybaby?
After all, it's just a search page, and you can't see any important points. Hou Yi opened the page suspiciously, and glanced at the first paragraph of Chapter 1.
"Ah...!!!!!! No, let me~"
The author has something to say:
Hou Yi:?_?
This article is a spoof, a spoof, a spoof~~~~~ Welcome to collect it
Back/package/net Txt download 9999 God horse, really too tired┑( ̄Д ̄)┍
PS: Practice is the only criterion for testing the truth, we scumbags are mistaken~
PS: The test questions are directly from Baidu
At that time, he was eating pancakes with oily hands, and when he passed the alley, he suddenly heard someone calling his name. Hou Yi looked around, and found a suspected mental illness in the deepest part of the alley.
Oh, no, it's the old fairy.
The old fairy is slightly fat, with a square face and thick flesh. He has the most popular meatball head this year...or a priest's head. Unfortunately, the broken hair doesn't match, and his teeth and claws are like chicken feet facing the sky.
Hou Yi believes that nowadays, it is impossible for normal people to dress up like this.
"You called me?" he asked suspiciously.
The old fairy said concisely and profoundly: "You and I are destined."
"..." Hou Yi admitted that he was hit by Xiaolei!
The old fairy looked at the gray sky with blurred eyes: "This is also a chance, so I must remind you that you are going to wear a book soon." These words were very direct and terrifying, but Hou Yi didn't respond. After the performance of the inscrutable, the old fairy found that Hou Yi didn't cast his body on the ground, and exploded angrily: "You don't believe me? I can prove it!"
At this time, Hou Yi was completely sure that the opponent was mentally ill, so he backed away while not forgetting to paralyze the enemy.
"You, how do you want to prove it?"
The old fairy looked at his cowardice, touched his beard with his hand in disdain, and said a modern term that didn't match his attire: "Aren't you going to take the linear algebra test? I have the answer sheet."
Hou Yi was stunned: "You mean the one I'm going to take the exam later?"
Mathematics is Hou Yi's natural enemy. Since entering school, he has been tortured by linear algebra with blue eyes and swollen eyes. He still has to cry for his father and mother to ask someone to help him with tutoring. Now let alone run away, he can't wait to worship the old god.
That's the answer to the linear algebra test!
Although there are still doubts, Hou Yi's attitude has become extremely pious: "Master, how do you know that I have an exam, how do you know that my name is Hou Yi, and how do you have the answers to our exam?"
The old fairy obviously didn't bother to answer this kind of question, so he took out a white dust whisk from somewhere and flicked it, and Hou Yi held an extra piece of printing paper out of thin air in his hand holding the pancake.
The poor young man who had been educated in materialism smashed out the note and the finger biscuits with one arm in shock.
"Crack", grabbing the pancake and falling to the ground first.
The little note spun several times in the air, and fell to the ground like a goose feather.
Hou Yi was so nervous that she was about to break.
/ (ㄒ o ㄒ) / ~~
too frightening.
The worldview is about to collapse.
The voice of the old fairy Piaoyuan still echoed in my ears: "Remember, remember, you will travel to seven books, and the seven books are all you have read recently."
After the words were finished, the alley was quiet, Hou Yi looked at the empty direction and neither entered nor retreated, he could only stare at the little piece of paper lying on the ground.
After a long while, he had the courage to pick it up. It was obviously an answer sheet, and it was a miniature version. The crooked mathematical symbols on the note were like tadpoles, which was a book from heaven.
Political textbooks say well that practice is the only criterion for testing science, so practice is probably the only criterion for testing metaphysics.Hou Yi had nothing else but to be bold, thinking of giving it a chance, he stuffed the small note into his ass/butt pocket.
The exam is coming as scheduled.
Multiple-choice questions are difficult to distinguish between true and false. Hou Yi looked at the big question directly. Although he didn't know whether the answer was correct, he could tell whether the answer and the question were a couple.He checked the last big score question and concluded that he could get a marriage certificate.
The old fairy didn't lie to him.
Hou Yi burst into tears, he doesn't need to make up the exam!It's a pity that the short-term excitement was followed by endless troubles. Hou Yi remembered the old fairy's words, and copied three times, five times and two times, and got a pass. Finally, when it was time to hand in the paper, he immediately used his long legs and left like a storm.
After arriving at the dormitory, Hou Yi went straight to the computer.
To put an end to wearing books, Hou Yi decided to take the most straightforward measure: not to read books.If you don’t read books, you don’t need to wear books. This logic is perfect.
Nowadays, there are not many physical books, so what Hou Yi reads are all online novels, such as "Fights Break the World", "Zhu Mo", "Butterfly White", etc. His collection is full of covers of various colors.
Hou Yi ticks and selects all, and then deletes all.
The electronic bookshelf became empty in an instant.
Hou Yi was relieved, and mourned for the lost bookshelf for three seconds, he suddenly grabbed his cell phone and called his roommate: "Hey, 110, I want to call the police, Hou Yi is starving to death in his dormitory, and urgently needs a candy Vinegar spare ribs, a small fried beef, and a catty of white rice."
Roommate: "..." Hang up the phone.
Half an hour later, Hou Yi happily gnawed on the sweet and sour pork ribs with his hands. His roommate glanced at him and pointed out with a blank expression: "You were picking your feet when I walked in."
Hou Yi raised his foot and shook it against the person, and said sillyly, "It's Hong Kong foot, add some seasoning."
The corner of the roommate's mouth twitched, and Hou Yiman waved his hand indifferently: "I won't fail this time, so I don't need to trouble you with tutoring during the summer vacation."
It's a pity that the roommate didn't feel relieved when he heard this sentence. Instead, he pursed his lips tightly and stared at Hou Yi urgently, but Hou Yi fantasized about the summer vacation when he would sleep until he woke up naturally, and his heart was turned upside down.
After the linear algebra was over, the exam was over. Everyone went home excitedly. Hou Yi's house was not far away, but he was the last to buy tickets. After all his roommates left, he was left alone.
Hou Yi's parents divorced in his early years, and his father was a fierce tiger who hunted outside all the year round. When he returned home, he could only follow his stepmother who worked for the tiger. In addition, he was not short of money, so he simply stayed at school.
He played games day and night for seven days, until the dormitory building was closed.
On the day of returning home, Hou Yi set the alarm clock for two o'clock in the afternoon, but what greeted him when he woke up was not the mottled ceiling of the dormitory, but...
第一题:在线性空间P^n={[x1,x2,……xn]^T|x1,x2……xn∈P},判断下述集合W1,W2是否构成P^n的子空间。
(1)W1={[x1,x2,……xn]^T|x1,x2……xn∈P^n|x1x2……xn=0}
(2)W2={[x1,x2,……xn]^T|x1,x2……xn∈P^n|x1x2……xn=1}
Please write down the detailed process.
Hou Yi was dumbfounded: What the hell is this!Who will explain it to him?
The surroundings are pitch black, flat and endless, like standing on a black lake, only the sky is bright white.
The situation is very strange.
Suddenly, "Ding Dong!"
It was still called out by human voice.
The voice was so weird that Hou Yi didn't even bother to complain, imitating the three ultimate problems of philosophy, and quickly asked three questions: "Who are you? Where is this place? What do you want to do?"
Fortunately, Ding Dong didn't have the idea of pretending to be a ghost, and quickly replied: "Congratulations, player, enter the [Sewing Book Details] system, the system will take you to the seven books, and it's up to you to complete the system tasks and perfect the book details. "
Although he was well prepared, Hou Yi still broke down: "Didn't I not read a book recently?"
"Yes." The system smiled and said, "Please think about it carefully."
Hou Yi thinks about it carefully: buying oily finger cakes from unlicensed food stalls, meeting old gods, taking exams, deleting bookshelves, playing games... no, exams...
"Examination paper?" This is the only textual thing he read recently. Hou Yi's voice was difficult and unbelievable: "That is to say, I have timed into the examination paper now?"
"Ding dong." The system yelled again happily: "The player is so smart that there is no one before or after, and he guessed it right away. You have crossed and become the symbol 0. Next, you only need to complete the entire set of test papers with full marks. The system It will be considered that you have cleared the first book, but it is not an example, and what you wear in the future must be novels."
"If you continue to resist passively, the system will punish you."
"Players start answering questions~"
Hou Yi finally felt what it meant to be obsessed with studying, and became thinner day by day.
After taking the test papers for three months, Hou Yi finally ascended to heaven.The system is very happy: "The player is really amazing. He has conquered a world in three months. The system is very happy."
"Reward the player with a novice gift bag and an acceleration pill."
With a sallow complexion, Hou Yi clutched his heart and cried when his body was hollowed out.
There are six more worlds.
Six worlds.
Six, fuck it!
In the test paper, Hou Yi has already figured it out. According to the current perverted system, he must plan a way out for himself. Reading books is a must, and he doesn’t want to upgrade the text. Horror novels are even more hehehe. Don’t even think about tomb robbery. , a serious literary novel...or forget it, it might be labeled as a villain.Therefore, in all aspects, the best is romance.
Therefore, the first thing he did when he returned to reality was to turn on the phone, open Baidu search, and type in keywords with red eyes.
Pamper!spoil!Spoiled to the lawless!
Oh, I want to add a BL(>▽<)
After clicking [Baidu Click], Hou Yi stared at the browser with eyes like torches, and it read:
Baidu finds about 1,060,000 relevant results for you
1、溺爱会流水的少年(标签:耽美宠溺,肉)全文阅读-背/包/网Txt下载9999,更新时间:2009-04-2611:55:18。文章状态:已完成。
"Brother, why is my body watering?" Ming Ming cried into tears.His elder brother, the most powerful person in country W, looked at him coldly, "It really is... Article address:
—Baidu Snapshot—Evaluation
The black question mark in Hou Yi's heart: What is it really, crybaby?
After all, it's just a search page, and you can't see any important points. Hou Yi opened the page suspiciously, and glanced at the first paragraph of Chapter 1.
"Ah...!!!!!! No, let me~"
The author has something to say:
Hou Yi:?_?
This article is a spoof, a spoof, a spoof~~~~~ Welcome to collect it
Back/package/net Txt download 9999 God horse, really too tired┑( ̄Д ̄)┍
PS: Practice is the only criterion for testing the truth, we scumbags are mistaken~
PS: The test questions are directly from Baidu
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