Who said a witch has to be a woman?

"Okay, okay, don't be wronged, look at your wrinkled branches like an old man, I really feel sorry for me," Ye Zi wrapped his arms around the armpit of the young sapling, and put his left hand The branch was added to his arm, and he looked carefully at the other small branch with one hand on it. He was relieved when he found that the skin was only wrinkled and not really dead. He pinched his fingers with one hand and gestured. He took out a bottle of light blue Qi-replenishing potion again.

This is a qi invigorating potion made from some medicinal materials dug out from the deep mountains. Small saplings should be usable, right?Ye Zi thought uncertainly, bit the stopper with her teeth, and carefully dripped a drop of qi-invigorating potion onto the branch of the young sapling. As the potion soaked in, those wrinkled and shriveled skin was smoothed instantly, and she hadn't yet Waiting for Ye Zi to let go of his uneasy heart, with a swish, the branch of the little sapling on Ye Zi's hand rolled up - directly rolled away the tube of reagent in Ye Zi's hand, and then drank it in a hurry. After drinking, he burped and farted by the way.

The little squirrel jumped three steps away, pointed at the smoking buttocks of the little sapling, and laughed wildly.

Ye Zi: ...

The little sapling took a serious look at Ye Zi with its big round black eyes, and then, as if it had made up its mind, it came down from Ye Zi's body and came to his flower pot, and then looked left and right. After looking at it, she pouted her ass, opened her mouth wide open, and swallowed the flowerpot including the soil in one gulp. Ye Zi was so frightened that she directly pulled up the young sapling, and stretched out her fingers to dig into the mouth of the young sapling. , induce vomiting.

"Why do you eat everything indiscriminately? Spit it out, it's your den! How can you eat it? Are you not afraid of something wrong with your stomach?"

Angrily, Ye Zi stretched out her fingers to poke into the mouth of the little sapling. After touching for a long time, the little sapling didn't respond, so she could only educate her helplessly.

Finally, after Ye Zi taught the little sapling a lesson, the little sapling realized that Papa was telling him not to eat indiscriminately, but he didn’t. In order to prove to Papa that he was a good boy, the little sapling patted Ye Zi’s thigh with a branch, and then Pointing at himself, motioned Ye Zi to look at him, then the little sapling took a deep breath, pouted his ass, the two branches stretched straight, Ye Zi was at a loss and didn't know what the little guy was going to do, But still staring at the little sapling, suddenly the little sapling's body trembled, and its head puffed up, and with a sound of "poof—" a flower pot flew out with soil, almost mushy Ye Zi has a face.

Ye Zi dangerously caught the flowerpot and covered the soil in the flowerpot. Just when she was about to get angry, she saw the little sapling jumping towards her, staring at those black eyes, with a look of ecstasy on her face. With the look of "Praise me quickly, praise me quickly", Ye Zi's gathered anger instantly blew out.What else can he do, this guy is just a child, can he still beat him?Forget it, let’s educate slowly!

Wait, how does this flower pot go in and what does it come out like, no disgusting slime and no sawdust, what's going on?Ye Zi suddenly remembered a kind of mandrake mentioned in "The Witch's Diary" by his ancestors. It looked very similar to the small sapling in front of him, full of treasures, but the grass on the blueprint was obviously much uglier, and that The cry of the mandrake is extremely unpleasant, but the voice of the young sapling is like that of a baby. The skin is much worse, okay?And the diary has never heard that the Mandrake has an accompanying space!

Thinking about it this way, when the young sapling gave itself its root system just now, it seemed to be taken from its own accompanying space, right?It's just that - such a small guy still understands that his own things have to be spit out of his mouth, and other people's things are pulled out of his ass! ?Ye Zi's forehead throbbed when he thought of this, isn't he going to teach him a good lesson?What a shame!

Ye Zi grabbed the dancing little sapling and slapped it on the buttocks a few times, asking, "See if you dare to take things out of the way next time." Fart~ Pull it out of your ass! Call you evil! You learn to be bad at such a young age, who did you learn this bad from..."

"Wow~ ah~ eh~" the little sapling explained in a chattering voice, thumping its short legs.However, Ye Zi didn't give it a chance to explain at all, and just patted the young sapling when he caught it.

"Squeak creak creak --" the little squirrel laughed and trembled, one fell on its back, and the magic bean bag hanging around its neck hit the face directly, and the face was deformed due to the pressure. Now it was the turn of the little sapling to wave the branches He giggled.

Ye Zi: ...orz

After Ye Zi finished cleaning up the two little ones, it was really going to be dark, but the dark also has the advantage of being dark, at least in this way, it will not be so easy to be seen flying in mid-air while sitting on a wooden stick in the middle of the night.

But what Ye Zi never imagined was that he just stayed in the mountains for a day, and the outside world would change into this appearance.

After getting out of the forest and finding a light not far away, Ye Zi directly found a secluded place and got down from the wooden stick, holding the young sapling in his arms and the little squirrel on his shoulder, looking at the tall tree. The surrounding walls and the tightly closed city gate, because the sky was too dark, Ye Zi couldn't see what was written on the city gate at all.The most strange thing is that there are no lights outside the city gate!Ye Zi started to frown, which backcountry was he bombed to?It's okay to build such a high city gate and wall, and the door was closed so early. Could it be that which ancient city I am in?Tourist attractions?That's why people leave work so early?

Ye Zi, who couldn't figure it out, planned to go for a walk first, and then said, no, he hugged the young sapling with his left hand, pinched his fingers with his right hand and drew a circle in the void, took out a piece of chalk, and drew a circle of equal height in the corner of the city wall Circle, then draw a pentagram with one stroke, turn your wrist over, put your five fingers together, palms facing forward, close to the city wall, concentrate on closing your eyes, push your arm into the circle, and pass through the city wall directly!

When he opened his eyes again, Ye Zi and the two little ones were already in the city.

Tsk tsk, this wall piercing technique is really a necessary spell for robbing houses, ahem, traveling at home!

After turning two streets, Ye Zi finally met people. Unlike the quietness of the previous two streets, the number of people on this street has obviously increased, as can be seen from the brightly lit appearance.

"...The inner mutated canary eggs are a must for parents, lovers, and children! It doesn't matter if you don't like poultry monster eggs, there are other kinds of eggs here, boss Big blood sale today! A lucky bag and three eggs, if you are lucky, you may be able to hatch a high-level monster to watch the house, only three thousand credits are charged, come and have a look..."

"...Barter, barter, I have the latest k-254 energy gun here, and only buy gene stock solution, detoxification potion, wound healing potion... ..”

"..."

"Everyone who passes by, don't miss it! Produced by Planet Qila, it must be a high-quality product! Artificial cigarettes are made of first-class mutant tobacco unique to Planet Qila, which has the effect of refreshing and increasing strength! Purely handmade, the amount of shredded tobacco is sufficient Delicious! Absolutely high-quality goods! You will be charged [-] credits for a box, hey, brother, do you want to buy a box and try it?"

Ye Zi is just like Grandma Liu entering the Grand View Garden, looking at everything in front of her with a dazed expression. Is this a night market?But when did the night market sell guns?And what Laozi's genetic stock solution, is it really not my auditory hallucination?While he was in a trance, an uncle grabbed his trouser leg.

Ye Zi quickly recovered, stared blankly at the rough-looking uncle, and then replied hesitantly, "I, I have no money!"

The uncle was also taken aback, "Money? Are you talking about credit? Kid, it's the first time you've come to the city, right?"

Ye Zi: ...

"I'm stupid! Is this really the first time I've entered the city? Damn, I'm so lucky, right? I just opened my business, and I thought I could get a fat sheep, but I didn't expect to meet a homeless person! This luck There is no one else! You have no credit, why are you wandering around here? Walk around, don't get in the way here! You look like a human being, and you have two pets. I didn't expect you to be a poor ghost, etc. , I said, have you two pets been vaccinated? Nima, hurry up, who knows if there are any germs! What a bad luck!"

"Squeak-"

"Snapped--"

The little squirrel screamed angrily. Although it couldn't quite understand what the man said, its sixth sense of malice was very accurate as an animal.The little sapling became even more furious, twisting its body and twitching the branches, trying to slap the uncle in the face.

Fortunately, Ye Zi reacted quickly, held down one with one hand, smiled at the uncle and ran away in embarrassment.When he got to a place where there were few people, Ye Zicai could not let go of the twisting sapling and warned, "Have you forgotten what I told you outside just now? I told you not to move around in front of people, and you dare to swing the whip. It’s really possible, what if people say you are a monster? Dissect and slice you to see if you dare to be so arrogant! I know you are unhappy because of me being scolded, but the mouth grows in other people’s place, you Can you still control people's mouths..." While warning the little sapling repeatedly not to move around in front of people, he explained that he had encountered this kind of white eyes when he went out for the first time, but now It's just one more time, no big deal.

Besides, I have no money in the first place, but what is the credit point?Credit card points?I didn't expect that this kind of charging method would be used here. Ye Zi thought that it was getting late today, so she should find a place to live and then find a job the next day to get some money for travel expenses.

While comforting the two cubs, Ye Zi thought about it.Instead, I walked to a large shed. In front of the shed, there was a simple, square, two-square-meter hut. On the front of the hut, there were several large characters "free application for temporary ID number", with an opening in the middle, revealing the office space. There are stacks of thick panels on the table.Ye Zi thought for a while, the ID card was gone a long time ago, since the ID card can be reissued here, the household registration should be in the community, or should I apply here directly?Anyway, it's free, and besides, the small board on the table should be a book introducing the local customs, right?Even if you can't apply for an ID card, you still have to know where you are, right?

So Ye Zi took the two little cats and walked over to the management office. The young man sitting in the management office was using his personal terminal to complain to his friends about how unlucky he was to be placed in such a place where no shit Fortunately, today is the last day to apply for a temporary ID card for someone, and tomorrow I will be liberated.

While chatting happily, I noticed that someone came, and the young brother said without raising his head, "Are you going to apply for a temporary identity? Take a board over there, fill it out by yourself, and just give it to me!"

Ye Zi looked at the pile of boards on the side of the table, pulled the chair, sat down, put the young sapling on his lap, took a board in one hand and began to fill it up, he is really rich, actually put a pile of boards The computer is placed here for people to fill in, and there is no fear of losing it. No wonder you want to get credit points. Didn’t you come from a small place?

After filling in the name, race, and then gender, Ye Zi got stuck in the gender column.What the hell is this?Why are there so many options?What are alpha (male □ female □), beta (male □ female □), omega (male □ female □)?Isn't there only two types of gender?

At this time, Ye Zi suddenly thought of the peddlers in the night market before, such as genetic liquid, guns, mutated tobacco, credit points... This, this is simply better than when her father told herself not to reveal her identity after she grew up. The secret of the witch, and the fact that the witch only exists in the TV series, should I be ten thousand times astonished?Or is it just a prank?

Ye Zi took a deep breath, twitched the corners of her mouth, and asked cautiously, "That, little brother? How should I fill in this gender?"

"You can fill in whatever you want, wait a minute, don't you also come in from the outer forest?" The little brother looked shocked.

Ye Zi could only froze and nodded, "Yes! I—"

"...I see, you were also scared by the siren the day before yesterday and ran into the city from the outskirts of the forest, right? Tsk tsk, I was so busy with you all yesterday that I was almost exhausted, you know that? I thought black accounts would not appear under the strict management of the empire, but I didn’t know there were so many black accounts until yesterday. Let me tell you, if it wasn’t for the confusion caused by the sirens this time , leading to a large influx of people without registered residences into the city. Don’t you gangsters think that you can get a residence so easily. A little tax? As for? Even the children are not allowed to register, it is really terrible! Hold out your hand!"

Ye Zi was stunned for a long time, but the little brother didn't let him say a word. He said a series of crackling words that he didn't even catch his breath. When he heard reaching out, he stretched out his hand when he didn't think about it. Silently complaining that this little brother is really good at talking!

"Hiss—" Ye Zi took a deep breath, and suddenly retracted her fingers.

"Hey, what's the matter? You're so big, you're still afraid of pain? Didn't you just take some blood for a test? Wait, the data will be transmitted in a minute! The iron teeth on your shoulder are yours~ pet ~Things? And the sapling you are holding in your hand, is it also raised by you? If they are all raised by you, they must be entered in the account! In case of loss or trouble, you can find the head of the household Ah, isn't it!" The office boy thought that this person is not easy, it's fine if he is dressed in such shabby clothes, and he still has a family, and he doesn't even have a credit point, so he burst into enthusiasm and couldn't help but say a few more words.

"Di—" the tablet lit up, and beta (male and female) was automatically checked in the gender column, and then the young man took out a black watch-like thing from his desk and fiddled with it a few times, handed it To Ye Zi, "here, put it away, this is your personal terminal, it is distributed free of charge, and it contains a relief fund of [-] credits issued by the empire. After passing this village, there will be no such store, so hurry up and collect it , and also, enter the names and varieties of your two ~pets on the tablet together, and finally sign and stamp your fingerprints! Then your temporary identity has been successfully processed, remember to have time to formally The place where you handle your identity will conduct a specific test! Your temporary identity will only become your official identity at that time, don’t say I didn’t tell you, don’t wait until it’s outdated, being blacklisted is very miserable... "