Who said a witch has to be a woman?

Chapter 55 I'm Cursed

The next day, Ye Zi got up from Yehong's bed with her messy hair, her face was full of lovelessness, she was obviously fine at the beginning, why was she abducted to the bed in the end?Nonsence!Ye Zi shook her head violently, and began to refute herself, what a mess, at most it was just two big men sleeping in the same bed!

Although I don't know why I feel a little guilty when I say it about two big men sharing a bed, but Ye Zi told himself, you have to believe what your sister told you, good brother, a quilt! (Isn't orz a good brother, for the rest of his life?)

Ye Zi, who had successfully brainwashed herself, got up and finished washing, and then turned on the live channel on her personal terminal to watch the progress of the live broadcast.

As soon as the live broadcast is turned on, an option pops up in the virtual window: select a visual cut-in, select b visual cut-in, and select c visual cut-in.

aVision is No.1 called vision, that is to say, you cannot see the commentator except for hearing the live commentary. The b vision is the normal interview live broadcast vision, and the c vision is the best switching between the a and b visions. Of course, the price is also the most expensive, [-] credits per hour!

Ye Zi twitched the corners of her mouth. She never expected that Ye Hong was Jiang Zi's profiteer, and he would even charge for a live broadcast!Ye Zi clearly realized how big this incident was last night.As soon as I opened the star network, the various media blocks occupied by various advertisements and gossip on weekdays were all about the sudden eruption of natural disasters on the planet Moss, which caused heavy casualties and property losses. It can be seen that this matter is How much attention has been paid.

Ye Zi believes that as soon as the news that Yehong is going to start a live broadcast comes out, it doesn't matter whether it is [-] credits or [-] credits an hour, most people want to watch it.Then it is conceivable that people in the entire interstellar world only need to watch it once and charge one credit point at a time, and the total GDP produced by the Moss planet in recent years will be there.

Ye Zi looked at the secondary window of the live broadcast on the virtual window and complained, "Tsk tsk, look, this is the method of the male god you are crying and screaming to marry and give birth to monkeys for him! Let you scold him at the same time Cold-blooded and ruthless, things have happened for so long and have not given any answer, not even a squeak, quiet as if it is not their own planet, and still want to contribute credit points to Ye Hong! Ye Hong is so shameless to the extreme Oh, shameless to the extreme! Thanks to me comforting him last night, my head was really full of straws before I went to comfort him with such a large weapon. He will be wronged, Keke, the wronged person will be wronged early this morning Tell Sean that since they have already scolded them, then simply charge them some credits, which can just supplement the travel expenses for this time, and the rest should be regarded as compensation for the loss of my reputation!

Ye Zi: ...I have never seen such a shameless person!

Ye Zi hurriedly pulled back her wandering thoughts. If I remember correctly, I should still have seven credits that have not been settled with Sean, right?

Well, let's spend a bit of extravagance today, Ye Zi clicked on c vision, and the progress bar began to read.After three seconds, a video pops up with a warm reminder:

Dear, it's not time for the live broadcast yet, please watch other videos first to experience the unparalleled feeling brought by c vision!

Ye Zi: ... profiteer!Bad review!Lose my credit!

However, before Ye Zi could take any action, the video played automatically.

"...It has been more than 24 hours since the tsunami and tornado erupted on the Moss planet. However, Ye Hong, the leader of the five-star planet on this planet, did not show up after such a big event. This matter of national concern is taken into account, and the public's appeal to give an explanation to the people of the planet Moss seems to be ignored. Regarding this matter, I think the small black bars floating at the bottom of the screen have people saying you It is true that you will never be able to wake up a person who is pretending to be asleep. In response to Yehong's inaction, the star master of the five-star planet—Ruiju Planet held a video conference on this. If Yehong returns after 24 hours If he doesn't show up, he doesn't pay attention to the citizens of this three-star planet, so he has to stretch his hands a little longer to save the citizens of Mos planet from the fire and water."

"...According to reliable sources, Star Master Yehong is preparing to start a live broadcast. It seems that he will make a reasonable explanation for the natural disaster that occurred on the planet Moss. I believe that the citizens of the entire interstellar are looking forward to it. Waiting—chi~beep—"

"Hello! You are watching the Xingzhu Yehong Channel, which will be broadcast live by my little six! As you can see, we are now in this sea area in the Elay district. Due to the influx of sea water, it has not completely faded away~ Go, we will follow the original satellite map. You can see that there is a simulated scene map on the screen. Yes, that is the coordinates we are currently in. You can directly link to the star network and use the visual simulation to check the local coordinates , to see if we can see our existence. Well, I won’t talk nonsense, I just said so much, our team has arrived at the designated place, uh, I’m following behind the captain, so we can start from the captain Here is the first step to get the news. Standing over there is a row of our deep-sea cleaning robots, and they will dive into the deep sea in a while to clean the seabed. The cost is even higher. This time, our Master Star Lord actually sent a team of deep sea cleaning robots directly, which shows that he attaches great importance to this incident. Hey, you are shameless flip flops, you smash eggs, slow down, I The screen is almost invisible! Do you know that my eyes are almost dazzled by the three biological micro-robots looking around the virtual window I projected?......"

Ye Zi twitched the corner of her mouth and looked at the credit points in the upper right corner of the virtual screen, which had increased dramatically from the original seven digits, and the middle digits were directly omitted with '...', an egg with five credits, and a herringbone Dragging 10 credits, a pile of poop, 50 credits, what bricks, stinky socks, mess, feelings are not Yehong himself doing live broadcasts, so he opened these things?It's really hard for the live broadcast brother!

Half an hour later, the deep-sea robot finally got the news. When the missile exploded on the seabed, the shrapnel shot into the whales and squids in the sea, causing the death of these two types of fish. When the deep-sea robot was searching, by the way, the The dead whale was disposed of along with the squid, and several fragments of shattered missile casings were pulled out.

Now the entire live channel exploded, and the words were quickly brushed up line after line, and Ye Zi felt that he only saw a few lines after glancing at ten lines:

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!You don't know that I just casually complained about why there is no ointment specially made for our beta population. In the third week after I said this, Master Star Master asked Ye Yaoshi to make a large amount of home ointment and sell it at a low price!

The above is right, do you know how careful Lord Star Master is?In order to take care of our beta's self-esteem, we did not sell the ointment at a low price. Instead, there are densely packed medicinal plants behind the ointment, which not only explained what kind of plant the ointment was made of, but also clearly pointed out the ointment. The usefulness, usage, and taboos!Finally, there is a uniform retail price!

Such a good, hard-working Lord Star Master, you are still insulting him!

If Captain Xiao En hadn’t told us that ‘fan behavior, idols pay the bill’, would you believe it or not, I would fly to your house in the middle of the night and smack you~ bastard, do you know what quality is?Those who open their mouths and shut their mouths are human organs, really embarrassing to my Star Master!

Upstairs, stop!Just looking at you, you are different from the group of coquettish bastards outside!Dear ones, take me to pretend and take me to fly!Ever since I found out about the planet Moss, I'm so angry that I still can't eat animal meat!What the hell, who on the Mira planet doesn't know that Lord Star Master has already gone out because he was going to discuss the import and export of water and wine?I haven't seen Brother Xiao En for more than a whole week!Taking advantage of Star Master and Big Brother Xiao En's absence, you coquettish bastards can just throw shit at will?

......

Ye Zi's eye sockets were almost cracked, it's obviously my credit, okay?Also, the folk customs of Planet Mira are really simple (the masses are too good at making up their minds), and the ingredients and uses behind the ointment are taboos, aren't they common in normal ointments?Without that, it is called a problematic three-no product, okay?

Seeing all the way down, they all talked about how good Yehong is, how careful, how considerate, etc. Ye Zi was really uncomfortable all over, and finally couldn't watch the live broadcast anymore, and stood up from the chair suddenly, I think it must be because the ointments and medicines I made are Yehong's fame and fortune, and it must be because I didn't get my credit points!

So in order to make herself happy, Ye Zi decided to ask Xiao En to settle the bill!

Of course, it is impossible for him to get the money back. After all, is the fat in the lion's mouth something that ordinary people can move?

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