Who said a witch has to be a woman?

Ye Zi: "...there are not many of these medicines left, and the rest are all in the lucky bag, but there are other magical potions with unique medicinal effects in the lucky bag, but I don't know if the guest can win it." The potion you want is here!" Even if it is still there, it is not for sale now, so you have to test the efficacy of the potions of different colors on the shelf first, right?Hunger marketing is also necessary, otherwise how will the store's reputation be spread?Besides, if this kind of medicine is placed in the original world, no one would dare to drink it casually depending on the color. Of course, this test medicine will be much more troublesome, but this is interstellar, so many strange things are seen by people here. It's all taken for granted, so why not take this opportunity to try out the efficacy of the potion?Don't take advantage of the cheap bastard!

Ye Zi glanced sideways at the volumetric flask containing black potion placed on the shelf in the RV, and she didn't even blink her eyes when she was lying!

The alpha man didn't seem to be unhappy. Instead, he was gearing up, looking eager to try, strode up to the lucky bag, touched his chin, and took away three bottles of medicine with a brush.

Ye Zi glanced at it for a while, and saw that it was a potion of pink, yellow and green.I just don't know what kind of magic potion the bottle of green potion I made today is, it seems that I should be able to find out tomorrow!

With the first person to try crabs, the crowd of onlookers immediately squeezed up, each person has a tube of potion, no matter good or bad, people have that kind of characteristic, when no one buys it, they are not sure Is this thing a good thing? Seeing that someone wanted to buy it, they swarmed around to grab it.No, within a few minutes, all the unsalable inventory from the past few days and even today was sold out, and those who hadn't bought it began to stare at other medicines on the platform, and saw that there were facial cleansers and whitening pills , sunscreen lotion, and medicines for removing freckles, melanin, and scars are not expensive, and a box is only 1000 credits. If you have a family, you think it’s okay to buy one to coax your wife. If you don’t have a family, you can use it for yourself. It’s good for my sister and brother to use, and more people feel that they have been standing here for a long time, and they can’t buy the magical potion. It’s also very good to buy some other things from the same family. Okay!This is the 'brand effect' of some people.

Therefore, Ye Zi's other products quickly sold out.

Even the little girl who wanted to buy it at the beginning, but was very entangled, and dared not buy the acne solution, was also scrambled by the crowd, gritted her teeth, squeezed in, swiped her credit points, and ran away after taking the potion.

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When everyone didn't know, the alpha who bought three bottles of potion casually mailed the pink bottle of the most unattractive potion to the four-star planet Faxiao. Of course, this was purely to show off that he got it. What a magic potion.

Two days later, a post on Planet Qila began to go viral.

#打衣拉that shopkeeper who sells potions#

Luzhu bought a potion in the night market on a certain day of a certain year. This potion was introduced by a classmate. It is said that the name is called Regret Medicine. Take the head off and give it to you as a ball!Later, I thought this was too bloody, so I changed the oath to, if there is any medicine for regret in this world, Luzhu will live broadcast and eat mooncakes with her eyes!

Then there is no more, Luzhu is cheap, I went to buy a lucky bag, and I just got the bottle of potion that looks black with ink. Classmate Luzhu told Luzhu, you are going to be lucky, it is this kind of potion, it It's regret medicine!

Therefore, in order to expose the true face of the fraudulent drug seller, Luzhu decides to sacrifice her ego to achieve the big ego!So in front of the whole group, Lu Zhu drank the tube of black potion bravely. To be honest, the taste was not good, and it was sticky, which was a bit disgusting!

Then, 1 minute later, nothing happened, just when Luzhu wanted to prove it was a fake!Luzhu's engine oil suddenly came up and asked Luzhu:

xx you like oo, right?

Then the end of the world for Dewdrops came!Unable to control her mouth, Luzhu replied: Yes!I just love oo!

The back... The back can be described as the scene of a car accident. This group of crazy bastards, even when did I start to like oo, how many people have I liked since I was a child, and did I use Five Finger Girl in the middle of the night? Don't let go of any sneaky things!Crash Oil also asked what color Luzhu is wearing today!As a result, Luzhu couldn't control her mouth at all. Before her brain could react, her mouth looked like a laser gun, and she said everything! ! !

Luzhu's frantic engine oil actually took off Luzhu's pants in order to verify whether Luzhu was lying! orz

If God is giving Luzhu a chance!Dew swears!Absolutely will not drink this potion!Luzhu really regrets that her intestines are almost green! 【Regret medicine.jpg.】

Floor 1: 233333~~~ So is Luzhu using her own life to verify the 'regret medicine'?

Floor 2: Ho Ho Ho Ho, it really is regret medicine, I regret it to death after taking it!Hee hee hee hee~~~ What Luzhu said was 'friend friend, do you need potions? 'Is this store?The second brother is also slightly interested in the things sold in this store recently!

3rd floor: This, this medicine is really a scam, but it is really sour to use this kind of medicine on other people!Hee hee hee, Luzhu, ask for medicine!Portal!

Floor 4: Am I the only one who notices whether Luzhu eats mooncakes with her eyes? 233333~~~

Floor 5: Brother 4 is good or bad! Brother 5 also wants to see Luzhu eating mooncakes with his eyes!Hahahahaha~~

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Floor 156: Heck, if there is such a potion, why do we need the police?Once the prisoner breaks the law, if he feeds some of this potion, won't everything be recruited?

Floor 157: What you said upstairs makes sense, but I'm speechless. Never mind, Luzhu, since what you said is so miraculous, tell me about the portal!Do you know the reason why tens of thousands of chrysanthemums are stabbed by keeping pictures but not seeds?

Floor 554: Can I say that I also bought this potion?In order to verify whether I, Nan Piao, did something sorry for me, I gave him regret medicine, and then... hahahahaha, and then I knew all his black history. If he dares to be sorry for me, I will Expose his black history!Hahahaha! ! ! !

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Floor 555: ...The upstairs reveals a new method of using this potion!Simply terrible!It really deserves to be regret medicine, isn't this kind of medicine really some kind of black technology......

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Floor 1102: ...I am one of those who bought the potion in the lucky bag. I went to ask the store owner what kind of potion it was yesterday. qaq, what I bought was a purplish red potion. I opened the cork. At that time, I smelled a sweet smell, and I drank it without holding back for a while, and then the whole day was a nightmare!I went to meet my boyfriend!Then that day my boyfriend was wearing something that made my index finger twitch. As a result, the first thing I said when I saw my boyfriend was——I really want to marry you!I almost couldn't help but rushed up and marked my male ticket!Immediately after returning home, I saw my father and my father showing their affection, and couldn't help uttering a sentence - it was really a flower stuck in cow dung, why did my father fall in love with such a big and three rough bastard? man!Then I saw the little girl wiggling and rubbing the beauty cream I gave to my father. I actually mocked my sister for looking like that. Even if the whole cream is applied to her face, her ugly genes can't be changed!You can imagine how miserable I was that day!By the way, I am an alpha male and my sister is also an alpha!Having said so much, I'm here to tell everyone not to experiment with that cheating potion for yourself, it will definitely make you miserable!

Floor 1103: Upstairs you talked about it for so long and didn’t tell us what kind of medicine it is!Are you so manly?

Floor 1104: Stop scolding those upstairs, I probably know what kind of medicine it is. As for why I know it, I won’t talk about it. The magic medicine is called Devil’s Candy. After drinking it, it will tell you the most urgent desire in front of you~ see!What a painful realization~~~~ I just want Jingjing, don't ask me who Jingjing is!