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[-]. Pets

Shen Qianfan felt that there was only himself and Qing Nie at home, it was too deserted.

"Qing Nie Qing Nie, shall we buy a pet?"

Qing Nie was sitting on the sofa, hearing her lover's request, she didn't want animals to share her lover's attention, but she still raised her head and asked Shen Qianfan: "What do you want to raise?"

"Shall we buy a turtle?"

Turtle lives too long, and the relationship with Xiaofan will deepen.

Qing Nie frowned: "The turtle is too/quiet/quiet, it has no sense of existence."

"Then let's buy a puppy. The puppy is cute and clingy."

Puppy too clingy?Xiaofan will ignore himself.

"The puppy is too noisy, it will make you rest."

"Then let's buy a rabbit. The rabbit is very cute and not noisy."

Qing Nie smiled: "It just so happens that you haven't eaten rabbit meat for a long time, and you bought it to make red/roasted/rabbit?"

Shen Qianfan: "...Then what do you want to buy?"

Qing Nie pondered in her heart, it seems that Xiaofan has made up her mind today to buy a pet!He lowered his eyebrows and glanced at the paper book "Animal World" on the sofa, and instantly had an idea in his mind.

"Buy a raccoon."

"Raccoon?"

It has to be said that Qing Nirvana is very fast.

Within a day, the raccoon was already at home.

Shen Qianfan looked at this little eye in front of him, with two clumps of white hairs on his forehead, and four paws, which looked like a little bear, and he was still happy in his heart.

He immediately picked him up: "Qing Nie, why is it called a raccoon?"

"You'll know in two days."

These two days, Shen Qianfan became obsessed with cooking, especially potatoes.

Whenever you want to make potatoes, you must wash them first.

"Qing Nie, wash two potatoes for me!"

Listening to Xiaofan yelling in the kitchen, Qing Nie walked to the room where the raccoon lived, picked up the potatoes it had washed, and handed it the unwashed potatoes. The raccoon immediately took it and began to wash it wheezing.

Shen Qianfan's eyes lit up when he saw Tudou: "You're moving so fast?"

Qing Nie walked in front of him, stretched out her hand and hugged him from behind: "Is there any reward?"

Shen Qianfan kissed him twice.

Qing Nie deepened the kiss, and left satisfied.

The reason why the raccoon is called a raccoon is naturally because it likes to wash things!

No, washing potatoes has become its hobby.

[-]. Going out

On this day, Shen Qianfan felt that staying at home was a bit boring, and wanted to go out to relieve boredom.

Qing Nie just came out of the room, wearing slippers, a sun shines on his hair, coating him with a brilliance that does not belong to the world.

"where are you going?"

Shen Qianfan jumped up and down in front of Qing Nie, wrapped his arms around his neck, looked at him, his eyes were like clear water: "Shall we go out for a stroll?"

"Well, I still have the energy to go out today, presumably because I didn't exert myself last night?" Qing Nie raised her eyebrows, but how could Qing Nie not agree to her lover's coquettish appearance.He pinched Shen Qianfan's face, quite helplessly: "Then where do you want to go?"

"I heard that a night light festival will be held in a nearby scenic spot, shall we go out for a stroll at night?"

"It's still noon."

"It's okay, let's go to the supermarket to buy something and make lunch."

Qing Nie held Shen Qianfan back, cast a spell, brought the shoes directly in front of her, put on the shoes, and patted Shen Qianfan's buttocks: "Okay, you can go out now."

The two walked in the supermarket, with Shen Qianfan walking in front and Qing Nie pushing the cart behind.

Shen Qianfan was picking food for the two of them on the shelf left and right.

Potato?

You may have.

"Qing Nie, here is peach blossom wine, should we buy some?"

Qing Nie pushed the cart and walked over, took the peach blossom wine handed over by Shen Qianfan, it was only 5 degrees, it's not easy to get drunk!

He shook his head: "I like one with a higher prescription, but it doesn't seem to be available."

Shen Qianfan put the wine back to its original place: "Then I can brew it for you."

Qing Nie took the opportunity to kiss his face: "It's so good."

The two then walked forward.

Qing Nie watched the adults around put their children in the stroller and sat thoughtfully.

Suddenly, he quickly walked up to Shen Qianfan, leaned into his ear, and whispered softly: "You sit in the car, I'll push you!"

Shen Qianfan's face turned red all of a sudden: "No, everyone else is just a baby sitting in it. I'm so old, it's too embarrassing."

Qing Nie pointed to the little baby who was sitting in the stroller beside her solemnly and said, "Look, the little babies are all sitting in it, and you are my baby too."

Shen Qianfan: "..."

Feeling happy and embarrassed, what should I do?

The two discussed going out together at night, without using any means of transportation, and the scenic spots are not far apart.

Because it is the Night Lantern Festival, too many people in the scenic area are selling lanterns, and there are quite a lot of people queuing up to buy them.

Shen Qianfan took Qing Nie's hand and wanted to go directly to the scenic spot.

Unexpectedly, Qing Nie squeezed his palm twice, kissed his face: "Wait for me for a while..."

He got to the back of that line.

Shen Qianfan hurriedly followed: "Many people have lights, so I don't need them."

Qing Nie looked at the other people: "Yes, it's because others have it, and I think you have it too."

Shen Qianfan: "..."

I was very moved and wanted to kiss him, what should I do?

[-]. Story of Love

One day, when Shen Qianfan was reading a book, he saw that it said: "If a man doesn't say love words to you, it means that this man doesn't love you, or his feelings are slowly fading."

He hurried to the study to find Qing Nie.

Qing Nie was sitting on a chair reading a book. When she looked up, she saw her lover looking at him with aggrieved eyes. He put down the book, took Shen Qianfan's hand, and pulled him to sit on his lap: "What's the matter?" , Xiaofan?"

Shen Qianfan was wronged: "It says in the book that if a man never talks about love, it means he doesn't love you. I remembered, Qing Nie, you never said anything about love to me."

Qing Nie had a headache: "What kind of messy books have you read again?"

"You despise me... um..."

Before Shen Qianfan could speak, Qing Nie kissed her.

After the kiss was over, Shen Qianfan's breath became a little unsteady, and the corners of his eyes turned red, like peach blossoms in full bloom.

Qing Nie's hand slowly touched Shen Qianfan's butterfly bone, and then, she stripped off his clothes, followed by a thin kiss.

Then he picked up Shen Qianfan and walked to the room.

"Love is not made by saying it, but by doing it." Afterwards, Qing Nie hugged him and kissed his forehead, "If you really want to talk about love, I have something to say, will you listen?"

"what?"

"Every day, all I think of in my arms and lying under my body are you."

"..." What the hell is lying under this body?

"But you always call me by my first name, not my wife?"

Qing Nie comforted him: "'Wife' is what a husband calls his wife, Xiaofan. You are a man. Although I am with you, I don't want to change your gender because of it. What I love is pure you. I don't want to feminize you because of a title, you are my other half, not my wife, or wife. You are you, and will always be my...Xiaofan."

Follow-up -

The elevator was broken, Shen Qianfan called Qing Nie while going up the stairs.

"Qing Nie, I..."

Before she finished speaking, Qing Nie hung up.

After a while, Shen Qianfan returned home and asked him, "Why did you hang up on me just now?"

Qing Nie just came out of the bathroom: "I can't hear your panting."

The author has something to say: So far, this article is officially over, thank you for accompanying me here.Promote my new article "Dear Paranoid"

So, have you noticed the major details in the article?

1.Why a mentally handicapped person can find someone to help him avenge after death? This answer is explained in the last story. Have you noticed?

2. The curse of longevity that Jun Linye gave Shen Qianfan to eat, in fact, only Xiaofan's lover's sword can be released, have you noticed? (Extra to this story in ancient times)

3. Xiaofan is a peach blossom demon who hinted at a long time ago. Before entering the stone tomb, the relief carved on the door of the ancient tomb is a peach blossom. Have you noticed?

4. I found Lu Linchuan on the plane of the foreign land. In fact, this is the world before Lu Linchuan's rebirth. Of course, the foreign land was created by Qing Nie. Did you find it?

5. Ling An appeared in the story of {Exotic Land} in the form of soy sauce. Have you noticed the person who sent the letter to the Yan family?

6. The backlight and the tree are in the shade of the flowers. It has been ten years of traces and ten years of heart. Xiaofan has been looking for Ye Qianjun for ten years in the TV series of the Republic of China. Did you guess it?

7. Luo Changan is actually with his younger sister, a German orthopedist, have you noticed the author's bad taste?

If you have found out, congratulations, thank you for reading my article carefully, thank you.

Of course, when writing this article, I was actually very entangled. There was no draft and no outline throughout the process. Thank you girls in the harem for always cheering me up and chatting with me. Of course, there are many messages and gifts from girls. One point came out, thousands of words, two words of thanks.

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