[Full-time expert umbrella repair] How to survive in the wild with your enemies

, waved and greeted them friendly, the two felt very magical: "Building a house with this kind of thing must be the idea of ​​our great and wise Captain Su..."

"He got all his creative ideas here? Isn't he actively looking for a way to return to the alliance, is he interested in tribal building??" Huang Shaotian questioned.

"Hey, do you remember which star network games Lao Su dominates the list?" Fang Rui asked.

Huang Shaotian counted them word by word: "Shooting games, survival games, sandbox games... well, I understand. After the plane crashed, he played the three-dimensional reality version of the sandbox and had a great time! I despise him." ! Despise him by real name!"

The news of Fang Rui and Huang Shaotian had already been passed on by members of the tribe. After a few chats, a middle-aged man who should be the chief or leader of the tribe walked over.The middle-aged man was originally talking with a man with a broken arm, looking worried, but when he turned his head to face the two of them, he greeted them with a bright and friendly smile like a flower: "@#%welcome#$#%@, Are you @#@#friends of #%%#Su and Ye?"

The two were silent for a moment: "..." This accent is not good!

Fortunately, the two have not been to the border star once or twice, and they are extremely adaptable. After the patriarch said a few more words, they quickly understood part of the accent, and the rest of the content could even be guessed.

"You mean, Su Muqiu...Su did stay in your tribe for a while and helped a lot. He is your tribe's benefactor." Fang Rui concluded.

Patriarch Feng nodded again and again: "You are Su's friends, that is, friends of our Wutie tribe. It just so happens that we are going to eat now, let's go together!"

"Yes, yes, yes... let's eat together!"

"Hey everyone, the tata fruit is out..."

The tribal people chattered and dragged the two of them to the patriarch's tent. Fang Rui and Huang Shaotian couldn't resist their hospitality. In addition, they were really curious about what Su Muqiu ate after the plane crashed, and what kind of tribal food was it. Looking forward to seeing food similar to "Top 10 Rare Foods in the Federation Galaxy".

The result was indeed shocking, although it was neither swallowing worms nor eating human flesh, what was pushed in front of them were two bowls of hot water boiling broth with white butter foam floating, Huang Shaotian fished out a piece of meat, obviously several kinds of meat Mixed in this bowl, it exudes a strong meaty smell.

"Come on, there's bacon in here! How long has this meat been dead?" Huang Shaotian asked sensitively.

Fang Rui took a sip and almost spit it out. When he looked up at the old patriarch's kind smile, he twisted his face and smiled, swallowed hard for a long time, and muttered softly: "Oh my god, Young Master Huang, you rely on me!" Come closer, I will adjust your sense of taste to one tenth, otherwise you will be salted to death by this soup. The meat other than cured meat is very fresh, and it is probably what we saw in their hands on the road..."

Huang Shaotian swallowed the shredded meat, and his expression changed behind the rim of the bowl: "Fresh is fresh, but the bacon smells like meat, please reduce it by one tenth..."

Patriarch Feng saw Fang Rui and Huang Shaotian biting ears, and asked, "Do you two still like it?"

Fang Rui could only nod his head: "Hey, it's quite fresh, isn't this a pure natural taste! Patriarch, you have a heart haha."

Patriarch Feng was very relieved, and added another bowl to the two with stiff smiles.So far, the only thing that can make the two of them feel better is that the wine made from the fruit called tartare is really delicious.

"Are you two full? I'll ask someone to add another..."

Fang Rui quickly changed the topic: "Patriarch Feng, we are here to find Su. Is he still in your tribe? Why didn't we see him?"

Patriarch Feng didn't know either: "Su and Ye have mentioned that they are going to leave the tribe these days, but they live on the outskirts of the tribe and usually don't show up. Ye also told them in advance not to get close to avoid accidents..."

"An accident?" Huang Shaotian and Fang Rui didn't understand.

Patriarch Feng didn't know how to explain it. Seeing that the two of them would not be afraid of "things that can eat people" in Ye Xiu's mouth, he simply led a few Gao Zhuang clansmen and escorted them all the way to the edge of the tribe, pointing to the big one in front of him. There are two small tent houses, indicating that it is there: "...If they have already left, the two of you can rest here for one night and set off tomorrow. It is very dangerous to enter the forest at night."

Seeing that the people in the tribe were nervous and did not dare to approach, Huang Shaotian raised the alarm with Fang Rui, grabbed the small quantum gun in his hand and activated the energy switch, and approached slowly step by step, fearing that something would run out of the black tent in front of him.

"It's built like a circus shed, it seems to be haunted." Fang Rui trembling, sneaked his head from behind Huang Shaotian, and poked Huang Shaotian's lower back, "Hey Huang Shao, stand up straight and show your majesty." Meng, protect the fragile guide!"

Huang Shaotian, who was pushed in front, shouted: "I'm yelling, are you ashamed to say that I'm a weak guide? You're so fragile, stop dreaming, don't be confused between dreams and reality, come and stand by the side! Look at me!" On the left, I stare at the right, God knows what is hidden in Lao Su’s house that can scare the whole tribe out of their minds. No, Lao Fang, once you guide, can’t you sense what’s ahead first?”

"Are you a radar or a cheating machine as a guide?" Fang Rui was dragged out with a sad face. "I don't feel anything alive..."

The two moved forward nervously with the mentality that they would rush out of the three-headed dog at any time, but until Huang Shaotian stepped into the big tent with a heroic look of stepping into a minefield, nothing happened, except that Fang Rui hit him. a sneeze.

Su Muqiu had indeed left the tribe, and the two checked the tents inside and out, but they couldn't find him at all--then again, even the door was removed from this tent, so it was unlikely to be inhabited.

This matter of plucking geese, moving houses and demolishing doors is indeed what their captain will do, and the two are somewhat relieved that Su Muqiu is doing as usual.

"Young Master Huang, come and take a look, what is this?" Fang Rui squatted next to the small stove and knocked.

Huang Shaotian, who lives in a high-tech module, has never seen this kind of equipment: "Old Su Zhen went to the tribe to do primitive construction... What is this? There are traces of burnt firewood, let's burn it and try it out."

The two of them had everything they had brought, excitedly found a few pieces of wood to add to this new thing, clicked and lit the fire, and after a while, the whole tent room was warmed up, insulating the coldness after the snow melted. outside the house.

There was a large pile of hay thrown in the corner of the house, and after the two men straightened the hay, they spread out their coats, which happened to be the size of a bed.Now that it was basically confirmed that Su Muqiu was safe and sound, the fatigue from being tossed by the space crack gradually came up, and the two couldn't help but lay down on each side.

"Isn't it a great day? Old Su built a heating and air conditioner by himself? We are worried about him in the army. We have to keep our brothers steady, test out intelligence from the upper echelon, and take turns to take care of his sister. He can rest assured on this one." People enjoy life??" Huang Shaotian shouted.

"Probably not alone." Fang Rui gnawed on the vegetable leaves picked from Su Muqiu's vegetable garden, which were not yet ripe, and tasted very sweet, "You heard what the patriarch here said, he said Su Heye! Obviously It's two guys playing clan building together."

Huang Shaotian frowned: "Ye? Ye...wait a minute, isn't it the pilot of that black mecha?"

"It's very possible. Our captain can even come up with the idea of ​​building a house out of insect shells. What's the point of living happily with the enemy driver?"

The two of them suddenly felt that Su Muqiu was really an unpredictable man... After all, the plane crashed, and he was able to lead the enemy to create an idyllic life. Wire.

"Su Muqiu, what a terrifying man..." Fang Rui sighed, "If the enemy driver is unfortunately a guide, I guess they have already cooked rice and cooked rice, and even the love-hate entanglement of friendship or love will be saved in the future. "

"..." Huang Shaotian listened to Fang Rui's tone, "Ahem, old Fang, I've thought about it, I'll give you the heavy responsibility of accompanying Mucheng to eat melon seeds, drink tea and follow dramas. I'll just earn my impression points in other fields. ,Uh-huh."

Fang Rui: "Stop, Young Master Huang, all the resources have already been sent to you for being so unreasonable."

Huang Shaotian immediately opened the terminal and took a look. Contrary to his chattering impression, his terminal is actually quite simple, but now it has been filled with 120 episodes of "Getting Drunk and Marrying a Family" and "Falling in Love with You, We Are Not Human"... …

He turned his face contemplatively, there was a moment of silence, and after a while, Huang Shaotian said, "Old Su's life and death are still uncertain outside."

Fang Rui was taken aback for a moment, and suddenly felt a little ashamed: "Yes..."

Huang Shaotian: "However, the second male lead in this show really looks like Old Su, hahaha."

The author has something to say:

Su: Can't you actively look for me? ! !

Ruirui and Huang Shao are here for the last time in the near future, and the next half of the chapter will be about Su Suyeye.

In this chapter, a few key words are also brushed in a half-dimensional dimension and written together:

Huang Shaotian-Dream and Reality

Fang Rui-Friendship or Love

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Su Muqiu didn't know that a few hours later, the two teammates would come to this planet across an unknown distance of light years, and then the teammates who should have been anxiously looking for his whereabouts would lie side by side in his old house, comfortably using the heating pad, Discuss how the miserable male supporting roles in several bloody dramas are like their captains.

At this moment, he is thousands of feet above the ground, sitting cross-legged in the driver's seat in a very inconspicuous manner, holding the map in his hands and meditating, observing the images of flying close to the ground from time to time.

──The endless green trees, they still hover over the forest.

Su Muqiu elbowed Ye Xiu who was sitting beside him: "Wake up, it's time to get down to business, watch the radar carefully."

Ye Xiu's eyes were clear, and he gave him a helpless look: "I didn't fall asleep,