[Full-time expert umbrella repair] How to survive in the wild with your enemies

, Let me show you aliens what a professional vegetable farmer is. "

Huang Shaotian was a little surprised that Ye Xiu took the initiative to answer, and immediately shouted angrily: "Who is an alien, you are an alien, okay?! Professional vegetable farmer? Blow it, keep blowing it, don't mess around and wait for someone to clean up your mess .”

Qiu Fei at the side took the shovel from Xiaolu's hand with great difficulty, and pulled the little classmate aside to feed three fat rabbits and mice. When he turned around, he saw three adults gathered together. With Piaozi, he trampled on the ground he had shoveled in the morning, and the dust was flying up, and the seedlings were wilted and their roots were rotten.

"..." Qiu Fei took a deep breath.

"Ah!" Fang Rui suddenly felt something bad under his feet, lowered his head and let out a scream, and knelt down beside a plant in pain, tremblingly holding up the broken grass stem, "I, I heard that this is The raw material of blue and white crystal? A plant that looks like blue crystal flower? Blue heart grass? One blue crystal flower is enough to count my monthly salary...!"

Ye Xiu expressed his silent condolences: "Take care, Su Muqiu will tear you apart."

"Fang Rui, are you stupid? Call me a woolen yarn, and help this grass up before Old Su comes out!"

Huang Shaotian followed suit, and the two of them lay on the ground, pushing and squeezing each other with four hands, trying to manipulate the grass. Ye Xiu seriously commented: "Well, it seems to be a bit to the right, ah, it's to the left, eh, it's still A bit crooked..."

Qiu Fei felt that it would be too late if he didn't speak out: "This is not bluegrass, this is... a weed."

After finishing speaking, he added: "The blue heart grass needs a low temperature environment to bloom, and it is grown in other places. Senior Su and Senior Ye Xiu helped to plant it..."

The disheveled Fang and Huang immediately raised their heads and stared at Ye Xiu.

Ye Xiu pretended to be embarrassed: "Hey, seeing how devoted you are to acting, I couldn't help but cooperate."

Fang Rui said calmly, "Young Master Huang, I know why he and Lao Su get along well. It must be because they are both crazy."

Huang Shaotian grabbed the weed and threw it at Ye Xiu: "Come on! Let's fight! This time I want you to look good, and let you lie on the ground and eat dirt and call Dad! Are you afraid? Are you afraid!"

Qiu Fei pointed out more calmly: "Three seniors, just leave it to me to take care of here."

The three adults, regardless of you and me, were all ordered to leave by the children, and went to the dormitory like rats crossing the street.

Ye Xiu walked ahead, and when he stepped into the door, he caught a glimpse of a small white figure passing by the end of the corridor, like a snow leopard flicking its tail. He raised his eyebrows and whispered to himself, "Cat?"

Huang Shaotian has a keen sense of hearing, and immediately asked, "Cat? What cat? You have cats here besides rabbits. Life is too good!! Where are they? Let me see?"

Ye Xiu said, "It's nothing, I read it wrong."

Huang Shaotian was puzzled: "Hey, hey, no, you read it wrong? But I seem to have seen a white thing floating past?"

Fang Rui was startled: "I thought this factory was dilapidated, like a scene from a horror movie... Has anyone died here? Could it be haunted in broad daylight?"

"Haunted ghosts won't look for aliens." Ye Xiu didn't think so, "Maybe some animals broke in! This place is near the woods, and I will go out by myself after walking around."

Ye Xiu intentionally helped Leopard, who lived in the dormitory, hide his whereabouts. When he saw the kitchen door was next to him, he stepped into the kitchen first.His movements were natural, and the other two really didn't think too deeply, and followed in. Ye Xiu hadn't figured out what the three of them were going to do in the kitchen, and have a tea party to promote mutual understanding, so Fang Rui actively suggested : "Let's prepare lunch. Young Master Huang, what will you do?"

"Mushroom and Potato Soup, Onion and Potato Soup, Radish and Potato Soup, Potato and Potato Soup." Huang Shaotian announced the names of the four dishes in succession.

Fang Rui sighed: "Oh, isn't this the standard soup in the cafeteria of our federal military department? So you can make it too."

"Seven days a week, six days in the team, one meal at noon and one meal at night, a total of twelve meals, each meal has soup, but there are only four kinds of soups, and these four soups are kept in rotation. Do you think I can do it? .” Huang Shaotian replied.

Seeing the disappointed faces of the two federal soldiers, Ye Xiu comforted him politely: "Even if I drink it every day, I don't know how to make soup from the cafeteria."

Fang Rui shook his head slowly: "No, as long as you drink the canteen soup of the Federation Army once, you are guaranteed to be able to use it on the same day."

Huang Shaotian's mobility is excellent, he has already carried a large basket of potatoes to the table, his face is calm: "For example, let's turnip and potato soup, just boil water, pour potatoes, pour radish, let it simmer for half an hour, don't put any seasoning, and it's done We ordered the special soup of the Federal Army. Today, let Lao Su recall the good old days, and let the new friends feel the warmth of the Federation cafeteria across the interstellar world."

Ye Xiu didn't really want to feel it, so he raised his hand and said, "I also have dishes that I know how to cook, so I can leave this meal to me."

"What? Tell me about it?"

Ye Xiu said sincerely, "Salt the radish and potato soup, understand?"

Ye Xiu's proposal was rejected by two votes. The two insisted on presenting the essence of the federation cafeteria in its original flavor. He had no choice but to follow Fang Rui to peel the potatoes, while Huang Shaotian turned on the fire and squatted by the soup pot waiting for the water to boil. .

Ye Xiu worked silently, while the other two federal people chatted about the bright and beautiful youthful years through the memories of the cafeteria dishes. Especially Su Muqiu, who was not present, had the least human rights, and was almost scolded into the ground by the two of them.

"Young Master Huang, don't you always wonder why I was in the Wizard Academy and you were in the Sentinel Academy, but when I saw Lao Su, I twisted my face? Well, it's all because I went to find that beautiful woman with long breasts and thighs in your academy. The sentinel confessed, but she said she likes Su Muqiu!"

"My heart is broken! Ask her why, she said...'Because Su Muqiu has a good-looking face'."

Fang Rui was heartbroken, and poked at Su Muqiu with a potato: "Listen! She! A sentry! She would rather have another sentry, just because of her face!! Su Na doesn't understand style?!"

"Bah, bah, you're so handsome, and you're considered so handsome. If she really agreed because you're so handsome, she's probably going to be very blind. Otherwise, she's temporarily blinded by losing control of her five senses, tsk tsk."

Huang Shaotian first scolded Fang Rui's thick-skinned, then changed the subject and stood on Fang Rui's front again, complaining a lot about Su Muqiu's various problems, ranging from "team management methods are inhumane" and "human beings are devastated" to personal attacks. .Ye Xiu was amazed, for the first time he knew that "it's unreasonable to have a handsome face" and "unscientific long legs" were included in the criticism.

Fang Rui hastily agreed desperately, waving the flag and applauding eagerly, and finally Huang Shaotian concluded loudly and loudly: "As far as his virtue of deceiving people with his face has no merits, it cannot be forgiven, and he must be despised by the collective as a warning. He deserves to be alone all his life. To the guide!"

Having said that, the two suddenly realized something, turned their heads at the same time, and looked at Ye Xiu meaningfully.

"..." Ye Xiu said, "Then what, I think your thinking is a bit misunderstood. Let's discuss it?"

"No misunderstanding, no misunderstanding." The two nodded repeatedly, "Well, the enemy! We know it. We know it. We simply say that Old Su really didn't find a guide."

Ye Xiu: "Hehe."

Satisfied with the hope that the curse would come true, the two of them chatted about other things about Su Muqiu. Fang Rui felt the most embarrassing about Su Muqiu's mental state, and he couldn't help sighing: "Oh, but don't say it, that Su Muqiu who was so slender before, Now he is also a rough guy with dreadlocks on his head..."

He sobbed until he stopped peeling potatoes.As the guide in Su Muqiu's team, Su Muqiu's current situation undoubtedly makes him feel at a loss. If Ye Xiu is really effective as a local prescription, besides Su Muqiu, I am afraid that the two of them are most likely to be tied together all day long. It was Fang Rui.

He thought for a while, and suddenly said strangely: "By the way, Young Master Huang, when I entered Lao Su's spiritual landscape, I thought of asking his spiritual guide to help guide the way, but I didn't find his spiritual guide in my consciousness, so I called Not a few times."

Huang Shaotian was not surprised: "It's strange that it ignores you, don't think about who it has ignored."

Ye Xiu paused in his hands, and asked aloud, "Spiritual... guide?"

The author has something to say:

Fang & Huang: Federal Sentinel Academy, Guide Academy, and Federal Army Central Committee decided to jointly send you a pennant to thank you for binding Lao Su to solve the problem of internal resource inclination!

Ye: I don’t know if I should say mmp or not.

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Ye Xiu frowned several times, seriously considering whether to knock him out, so as not to wake up one day and find that his roommate died suddenly in the pile of materials, but when he happened to catch a glimpse of Su Muqiu's eyes, those extremely bright eyes seemed to be quenched. His eyes made him helpless.Ye Xiu had no choice but to ask himself to stuff Su Muqiu with a few mouthfuls while eating, to ensure that he would not starve to death, and to stay near the experimental field as much as possible, leaving room for Su Muqiu.

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"What is a 'spiritual guide'?" Ye Xiu asked.

Fang Rui was puzzled: "You don't know about spiritual guides?"

Ye Xiu shook his head: "I haven't heard of it."

Simply because Fang Rui and Huang Shaotian were boring, they didn't care about Ye Xiu's misinterpretation, and introduced them generously.However, the two chattered for a long time, leaving Ye Xiu in the dark. Finally, Fang Rui, a graduate of the Guidance Academy, would give an explanation to popularize the characteristics of their Great Federation for the alien compatriots.

Huang Shaotian missed the position of Interstellar Friendship Ambassador, muttered a few words, pasted a few doughnuts in the stove and baked them together, and stood aside to listen to Fang Rui racking his brains to endorse.

"'Spiritual guide',