[Full-time expert umbrella repair] How to survive in the wild with your enemies

Zuo's younger sister's spoiled mech intelligence is so big, she dares to put on faces. "And we brought so many energy bars here, what's so good about energy saving?!"

Fang Rui began to pray: "Young Master Huang, tell me quickly, what does old Su Xin teach? Can we pray to God in time? I really don't want to wait until I get back to the kitchen and see a so cold corpse! "

"It won't cool down so quickly." Huang Shaotian was so desperate that he joked miserably, "Why didn't Ye Xiu cover him like a blanket of human flesh? There's still some residual warmth!"

It was rare for the two of them to run so fast in their life, and they wished they could run more slowly. The journey from the factory back to the dormitory was very complicated and difficult to understand.Immediately afterwards, the first time they returned to the kitchen, they saw Ye Xiu wrapping his arms around Su Muqiu and clasping his chin with the other.

Huang Shaotian: "..."

Fang Rui: "..."

Ye Xiu wiped his mouth with his backhand, and greeted him relaxedly and calmly: "You're back? You left your endangered captain behind, where did you go to cool off? Is it reasonable to leave him to my care and let him eat my tofu?" .”

The expressions of the two were numb, and a blowout quickly came out of their hearts, and a bullet screen was highlighted and bolded: Didn't you eat Lao Su's tofu? ! !

Does he look like he has a way of eating your tofu? !Su Muqiu's little life is about to come to an end!Besides, why do I want to eat your tofu! !

Just when the two of them stared at Ye Xiu until his eyeballs protruded, and Ye Xiu fumbled for the file on the table, and filed the second part, Su Muqiu suddenly became alert, his head was full of cold sweat, his eyes widened as if he had just woken up from a dream. He opened his eyes, and at the same time grabbed Ye Xiu tightly with his hands and feet.

"I...I..." Su Muqiu panted heavily, his face fluctuating red and white, terrified like a deer in front of the headlights.

Ye Xiu was so strangled by him in the chair, he was almost out of oxygen, and through the tight-knit bodies of the two, he could clearly feel Su Muqiu's beating heart, hitting Ye Xiu's chest desperately through the thin clothes.

"Don't be nervous, you're alive. By the way, how many lives did I save your life? You remember to repay your kindness." Ye Xiu raised his hand and grabbed the end of Su Muqiu's hair, patted it to comfort him, and continued to cut his hair. parts now.

Su Muqiu gave him a sideways look weakly.

Fang and Huang, who were on the sidelines, witnessed this unscientific miraculous resurrection technique, their three views were shattered, they were stunned, and couldn't help whispering:

"Ah? What? He pulled his perception back like this? Even the guide can't handle it, just hug and kiss. What kind of operation is this? Is it true that Lao Su has nothing to do and is playing with us? He doesn't need a guide at all. Right??" Huang Shaotian was shocked.

The genuine guide Fang Rui looked up at the sky, his eyes ecstatic: "I don't know... this is a mysterious area in the human body that has not yet been solved by science... Maybe it's the desire to survive? Or the delayed effect of the guide element?"

Su Muqiu panted for a long time, and his heartbeat that was spinning and stalling at the gate of hell was gradually controlled.

It was so frustrating to see all the keen senses that I have relied on for a long time lose control one by one, pulling myself deeper and deeper into the depths of consciousness but being helpless, Su Muqiu was terrified, and the remaining panic lingered.

He couldn't help but hugged Ye Xiu tightly, and asked Fang Rui in a broken voice: "Guide, Comrade Fang, can you be a little bit stronger?! I almost finished the game even though the guides are here. Are you actually a sentinel?!"

Fang Rui felt innocent: "Boss Su, my guide alone is not enough to handle your situation! At least a whole team of medical guides must be dispatched to remove your dreadlocks at the same time!"

"What dreadlocks?!" Su Muqiu shouted in confusion.

"And our matching rate is only [-] to [-]%. If I had been more fearless, I would have been ruined by you just now, and now there are two corpses here." Fang Rui groaned.

Su Muqiu pressed close to Ye Xiu, feeling the gentle breathing and heartbeat of the person in his arms, closed his eyes and let out a long breath, and suddenly Ye Xiu's voice sounded in his ear: "I'm hungry after what you've been through. What you guys ate tonight Fried chicken? Any more?"

The three members of the Federation who had just fallen into chaos woke up. They all looked at the bent spatula on the ground, and then turned to the frying pan with chicken floating on the stove: "Ah."

The energy source in the kitchen of the dormitory building is relatively old, and it still burns coal. Obviously, there is not much need for fire on weekdays, so the owner of the factory is not very careful, and Su Muqiu has not yet remodeled here. , but avoided the trouble of fighting with others in the raging fire.

Su Muqiu regained his composure, stepped down from his chair with great reluctance, and took charge of the spoon again. The pre-processing of the ingredients had already been completed, and within half an hour, all the dishes were on the table.

Ye Xiushun walked away with a plate of food, found an excuse to sneak back to the mecha warehouse, and left space for the three of them, without mentioning anything about what happened just now.

As soon as he left, Fang Rui and Huang Shaotian, who had been holding their breath secretly from the beginning, finally relaxed, and their discomfort eased. After this battle, both of them felt awkward towards Ye Xiu: "Old Su, Ye Xiu Xiu is the mecha pilot who killed many of us, right? How do you get along with him... how..."

Su Muqiu said: "Your attitude towards Ye Xiu is so strange because of this incident? I thought it was because he beat you and won by an overwhelming advantage."

Fang and Huang: "..." No, no, it's your attitude that's weird! Gay in gay is angry!

Su Muqiu sighed, put down the fried chicken bones, and took a few sips of red wine.

They didn't even mix the ice, and the cheap and low-quality wine entered the sentinel's mouth. It was very clear whether it was good or bad. push.

The wine on this planet is not just for tasting, the main thing is to get drunk.

Su Muqiu: "He said it was because the mecha was controlled by bugs."

"Do you believe this reason? To be controlled? What kind of control method is this? It can kill a whole row of us in one face-to-face, and we might as well just use armor like this in the future." Huang Shaotian slammed his wine glass on the table, and the table shook for a while. , he blushed and stuffed food into his mouth. After drinking a bottle of wine, the sentinel's senses became drunk very quickly.

Fang Rui murmured and reminded: "But Young Master Huang, if that Ye Xiu was so ruthless, and he was pushed into the cracks by Su Da's suicide attack, how could he be willing to live with old Su peacefully for half a year in such a muddle? Old Su's life."

"Bah bah, old Fang, you look down on our captain too much, Lao Su will lose me a little bit, just a little bit, how can he be so easily knocked down. Ye Xiu can't kill him at all. "Huang Shaotian retorted with his tongue out.

"Don't you know about Old Su's situation? As long as that Ye Xiu lets go, Old Su will probably go out of business." Fang Rui's voice became lower, as if he was about to reveal an important secret, "And, didn't you see? He The actions and attitude towards Lao Su just now..."

Fang Rui made a vague pointing point, and gave Huang Shaotian a wink.

Huang Shaotian opened his mouth, but he had nothing to say.

Su Muqiu was puzzled: "What happened to his movements?"

The person involved, Su Muqiu, was puzzled, but the two onlookers could see it clearly. No matter what "that Ye Xiu" was thinking, how he and Su Muqiu treated each other, not to mention the kiss that they hadn't seen with their own eyes, the look in their eyes. , words and deeds, physical interaction... should not belong to the enemy.

Huang Shaotian frowned, his mind was drunk, but his eyes were sober.He said bluntly: "Old Su, is he our friend or our enemy??"

Facing this simple dichotomous question, Su Muqiu was already unable to answer, he remained silent, "Which side do you think he is on, that's the side."

"What about you? What do you think he is?" Huang Shaotian asked, "What's going on with you two??"

Su Muqiu lowered his eyes, looking at the shallow layer of red wine at the bottom of the glass, when the dim yellow light fell, casting a patch of red mottled light on the table.

"Survival in the wild, use whatever can guarantee your survival." Su Muqiu replied in a low voice.

Fang Rui was suspicious: "Are you using him? It doesn't look like you are using each other here, but it looks like... like..."

Su Muqiu couldn't think of what it looked like, and he didn't ask, he picked up the wine glass, raised his head and drank it down.

The three of them couldn't talk about Ye Xiu's topic, and quickly turned back to the Federation's affairs and the current information sharing.

They let go to drink, eat a big meal, from talking seriously to exposing each other's scars, all the way until late at night, and then went back to their rooms. There were five or six empty wine bottles tilted on the table, and more than half of them were instigated by two people. Yu Sheng's Su Muqiu killed him in shock.

When Su Muqiu went upstairs, he felt his whole body shaking without warning, and his head was dizzy like a pendulum hitting left and right.He staggered a few steps on the stairs, leaned on the wall, fumbled for a piece of the guide that Fang Rui had forced into his mouth, and groped for the door of the room, leaning against the door for a while, smelling of alcohol all over his body. Dozed off.

I don't know how long it took, Su Muqiu's head tilted suddenly, blinking sleepily, he turned his head sideways to sense something, then raised his legs and bumped into Ye Xiu's room, and fell on the other party's bed.

When there was a sound by the door, Ye Xiu opened his eyes, but he noticed the smell of his pheromone earlier than his sight.

Instinct stepped on the drowsy reason forcefully, and began to whisper in his heart.

The annoying broken words were too subtle, Ye Xiu had to set aside half his attention to listen, and only then could he recognize a few sentences:

……fine……

...not an enemy attack...

...was marked by you