mimic pheromone

Shi Daizhe couldn't laugh anymore the next day.

Because of Xuanfu's kidney deficiency, backache, and legs were weak, he couldn't even stand up.

Not to mention getting out of bed, he couldn't even sit still.Shi Daizhe helped him up, let him lean on his chest, and dressed him.Xuan Fu was exhausted and limply paralyzed, his eyes were so exhausted that he couldn't open his eyes.

"...can't do this next time." Shi Daizhe touched his forehead worriedly, "Oh no, I have a fever."

"That's not because of that..." Xuanfu grasped the hem of his clothes with attachment, sniffing the smell of the two people in the tent together, feeling very happy, "The fever is due to going into the water yesterday..."

Shi Daizhe was helpless: "Anyway, in the future, we must restrain ourselves a little, and we can't be like yesterday. This is for your own good."

Last night, Shi Daizhe didn't intend to make it to the end, but Xuanfu put his arms around his neck and kept acting like a baby.The little guy feels that there must be a sense of ritual for the first time, how can he not finish it, it will be regrettable for life!If you don't come, I will!

... Of course, Shi Daizhe couldn't just let him come.After thinking about it, the little moth is just sensitive, and being sensitive is not a bad thing.So it went on.

As a result - he is too sensitive!Just kissing the Adam's apple is unbearable!

Face to face again, Shi Daizhe, who was covered by [], was thinking rationally: There will be a refractory period after [], and his sensitivity will decrease during this period. He can hurry up...

Who would have thought that a few minutes later, the little moth stood up excitedly again.

... In a sense, he is quite powerful.

For the first time, the thousand-year-old spider spirit discovered that long-lasting combat power is also a bad attribute.The stupid moth is about to die, and he hasn't succeeded even once.

Moths have very high requirements. They can't be outside, or anywhere. They must be inside.Give him a deep jab.

As a result, the moth was happy, but Shi Daizhe was about to be suffocated to death.

Rather than suffocating to death, he was more afraid of the moth being accidentally killed by him.After all, at the end Moth was already unconscious, as if he was going to faint in the next second, but he was still sobbing and asking him to stamp it.

Thinking about it now, the moth should have been burnt out at that time, otherwise how could he be courting death like this.

He was probably also infected, and his mind was not clear, otherwise, how could he agree to the plea of ​​the stupid moth, and really take the last step.

The result was that Moth hugged his neck and passed out with joy and contentment.

He was also worried that keeping the thing would cause inflammation, so he got up in the middle of the night to boil water, cleaned the moths with warm water, and got them all out.

As a result, when I woke up in the morning, I stretched out my hand to touch it, and the stupid moth still had a fever.

Moth was still brooding over the fact that his poke had been washed off, and wished he could do it again on the spot, aggrieved.It made Shi Daizhe dumbfounded.

"... Go back and use teleportation." Shi Daizhe dressed him, carried him out of the tent, and put him in the car, "Sit for a while, I'll pack up."

"What about the car?" Xuan Fu was so dizzy that he couldn't even speak.

"Let's leave it here first, anyway, no one comes here, I'll come over and get it back when I find time." Shi Daizhe touched his forehead again with some worry, and it felt hotter than before.I couldn't help but sighed, and turned cruelly to go to the tent to pack my luggage.

When he came back after packing up, Xuanfu had already fallen asleep again.

The little guy in his sleep was breathing a little short of breath, and his cheeks were flushed sickly.That's because of the high fever.

Shi Daizhe was sure that he hadn't hurt him.That thing got out in time too, and it didn't stay in his body.It can be deduced from this that there is nothing else to make Xuan Fu have a fever, it is simply - too tired.

Do too much.

Shi Daizhe secretly made up his mind that he must hold back in the future and not let the little guy's temper.

Love is restraint!

……

As a result, Xuanfu had a fever for four days during the five-day vacation that was so hard-won.

This is not a fever caused by a common cold, it is just false.Shi Daizhe took great pains to find him a bunch of panaceas, but Xuan Fu still cried and refused to take it.

Shi Daizhe: "It nourishes the kidney."

Xuanfu regained his spirits immediately, and drank it all in a few sips.

Shi Daizhe: "..." The mood became more and more complicated.

Finally the fever subsided, and the holiday was over.Xuanfu reluctantly returned to the company.

Shi Daizhe was still worried about him, so he teleported to the company to see him at night.It turned out that he and Mianmian were newly married, and they happily chatted about the upcoming activities as soon as they met.

They said they were going to participate in a well-known reality show, and they also wanted to record the first album after forming a group.

The two little monsters were chatting chatteringly, not paying attention to the existence of the big monster outside.

Shi Daizhe: "..." Once again, I felt the sadness of my old father being left behind!

... But at least, he is really happy here.

Shi Daizhe let out a long breath and was about to leave.Turning around, I saw a man in a well-fitting suit leaning on the railing, who had been quietly watching behind him for an unknown amount of time.

"Yo, enough peeking?" Master Rabbit said with a smile.

Shi Daizhe said very calmly: "How can this be called peeking? I just didn't go in to say hello to them."

Master Rabbit shrugged.No comment.

Shi Daizhe asked, "What are you doing here?"

Master Rabbit also said very calmly: "I'm here to peek at my son."

Shi Daizhe: "..."

The two big monsters looked at each other for a while, and finally couldn't help it, they both burst out laughing.

It's rare for Mr. President to be free, so he drives his friend to drink with him.Came to a hot spring hotel - Needless to say, this hot spring hotel is also an industry under the name of the president.

In the Japanese garden, there was no one around.The silver-white moonlight shines on the steaming hot spring, and the bamboo leak beside it is knocked down from time to time with a "snap" sound, and the clear water flows joint by joint.

The two men were soaking in the hot spring, with their backs leaning against the wall of the pool, with their eyes closed comfortably.

"When did you start drinking sake?" Shi Daizhe took the tray floating in the water casually, picked up the small wine glass, took a sip, and shook his head, "It's so bland, it doesn't suit your taste."

"Taste can change." Master Rabbit leaned against the wall of the pool and asked casually, "Have you slept with Xuanfu?"

Shi Daizhe slipped his hand and almost slipped the wine glass into the water.

He collected himself and responded calmly.Resisting the urge to ask "how did you find out", Shi Daizhe asked calmly, "Have you slept with Mianmian too? I mean, I sleep like this."

Master Rabbit: "Damn, how did you see that?"

Shi Daizhe laughed out loud.

Master Rabbit lost his composure instantly, sat up from the water with a splash, and looked at him seriously: "Don't just laugh, I'm asking you. I didn't leave any marks on him, how did you know that? I have to hurry up Go and eliminate the evidence, don't let others find out!"

Shi Daizhe said: "Then tell me first, how did you find out that I and Xuanfu?"

"Fairy. The way he looks at you now, there is a kind of seductive and unknowingly charming." Master Rabbit replied decisively and sharply, "If he used to be a green fruit that didn't bloom, then he is an overripe honey now." Peach, the sugar juice is almost sticky." He shook his head and sighed, "I only gave him five days off, what did you do to him? How come he is already mature? You five days Did you stay on the bed and never get off?"

Shi Daizhe raised his forehead: "It can be said that...he really stayed in bed for five days and didn't come out..."

Master Rabbit said sadly: "Bastard! I gave him a vacation to let him go back to rest. Who told you to play with it!"

Shi Daizhe was more sad than him: "To be precise, I didn't play him... Our behavior is closer to him playing me..."

Master Rabbit instantly pricked up his ears: "I would like to hear more about it."

Shi Daizhe: "It will be locked."

Master Rabbit: "We can trade privately."

Shi Daizhe: "No."

Master Rabbit curled his lips in disappointment, and then sat up again: "Okay, then it's your turn to talk, how did you see me and Mianmian?"

Shi Daizhe coughed in embarrassment: "Actually, I didn't see it. I'll bang you."

Master Rabbit: "..."

Seeing the speechless expression on the rabbit's face, Shi Daizhe laughed loudly and said, "But it's a matter of time. It's quite obvious that you like him. According to Xuan Fu, he also likes you very much. The one you gave him He has to hug the pillow every time he sleeps. As for the question of 'falling asleep halfway through the day' that you care about the most..." Shi Daizhe leaned against the pool wall and soaked himself comfortably in the hot spring, "It's not impossible Solve it. You work hard to keep him excited and can't fall asleep, won't it be enough?"

Master Rabbit let out a long sigh, and leaned back against the wall of the pool.

The two adult monsters stood side by side, looking up at the moon in the sky.

"I really didn't expect that Qian'er is [-] years old, and suddenly started to fall in love." Master Rabbit said with emotion.

"Indeed." Shi Daizhe felt the same way.He suddenly remembered a character who hadn't appeared in the scene for a long time, turned his head and said, "By the way, did you know that Linjiang Immortal is also in love, just that ancient artifact, the little fishing rod..."

"Huh?!" Master Rabbit was shocked after hearing this, "Your enemy for thousands of years? The one who snatched pornographic books from you?"

Shi Daizhe corrected, "It's straw sandal grabbing!"

Master Rabbit laughed loudly: "What's the difference? Robbing the emperor's uncle is as embarrassing as grabbing straw sandals? I really don't know how you have been pinching each other for hundreds of years for such a trivial matter."

Shi Daizhe: "..." He actually felt a little ashamed when he said that.

After a moment of embarrassment, Shi Daizhe took a deep breath: "Ha, isn't this loneliness?" He paused, and added, "Loneliness makes me abnormal."

"Indeed." Master Rabbit also felt the same way, "I, a noble rabbit master of 800 years, have become a domineering president who controls the lifeline of the global economy. People are workaholics with me. I think I'm a bit of a freak too."

"Then we all caught little monsters who were under a hundred years old to fall in love..." Shi Daizhe sighed, "It feels like abducting a child home with a lollipop..."

"... Huh?" Master Rabbit suddenly turned his head, looked at him with some surprise, and quickly realized, "Oh, you said you and Linjiang Immortal. It is true. Xuanfu is only twenty. Linjiang Immortal caught it What about that one?"

"Yu Lu is about the same..." Shi Daizhe felt something was wrong when he heard it, "Wait, is Mianmian in your family over a hundred years old?"

"correct."

Shi Daizhe: "??? Then why is he so shallow? Only a few decades?"

Master Rabbit: "Because he sleeps most of the time. When he was a koala, he slept on a tree, and when he became an adult, he slept on a bed."

Shi Daizhe: "Then how old is he actually?"

Master Rabbit thought for a while: "350 one? Or 350 two, forget."

Shi Daizhe: "..." During these 300 years, maybe 200 of them have been sleeping.This koala can really sleep.

While he was lamenting that the koala essence really carried out the human design, he suddenly thought of a terrible question.

"He can sleep so well, how did he cultivate a human form?" Shi Daizhe calculated, feeling that the matter was not simple, "When he was a koala, the time he was awake was not enough for him to cultivate... "

Master Rabbit said: "He said that one day he fell asleep and suddenly felt a sweetness in his mouth, and then suddenly opened his spiritual wisdom and mastered the skill of changing people..."

Isn't this the same as Xuan Fu's "Suddenly drank a sip of fairy dew one day and then learned to change people"!

So, there really is a drunken fairy all over the world who pisses on tree stumps - no, sprinkles nectar?

This fairy was so idle that he went to Australia.

Shi Daizhe raised his forehead, not daring to think about it anymore.

He was afraid to think about it, and he also recalled that there was such a thing as "a sweet in the mouth" more than 1000 years ago...

Then he and Xuan Fu are not father and son but brothers!terrible!

Two big monsters were soaking in the hot spring, chatting with each other.While chatting, Master Rabbit's cell phone vibrated suddenly.

Master Rabbit wiped his hands and went to get his phone.Shi Daizhe said with emotion: "You are really busy with business..."

"This is a personal mobile phone. I lost my work mobile phone in the cabinet. Who takes a hot spring with her work?" Grandpa Rabbit returned a message without looking up, and suddenly stood up from the water with a splash.Under the moonlight, his body was strong and fit, with drops of water dripping down his chest and abdominal muscles.

"Mianmian is out of class, and asked me where I'm going to sleep at night. I'm going back first." He waved at Shi Daizhe, and left the hot spring with his long legs.

"Well, it's time for me to go too..." Shi Daizhe wanted to get up after him, but Master Rabbit waved his hand at him again, making a stop gesture.

"Don't leave in a hurry. Wait a little longer." Master Rabbit stared at the phone, his fingers kept replying to the message, but he smiled on his face, "You have a special ♂♂♂ service, and it's being delivered♂ ~"

Shi Daizhe was taken aback for a moment, then quickly realized, and smiled helplessly.

"Okay, forget about the pain of the scar." Shi Daizhe said.

"Couldn't it be that he knows the taste of the marrow?" Master Rabbit raised his eyebrows, "If he is upset, he can come to you as soon as he gets out of bed?"

Shi Daizhe raised his forehead: "I'm just afraid that he will be too hot and unrestrained... I can't bear to see him beg me crying, and I always want to give it to him..."

"That's what love is like. I'm going to serve my little koala too." Grandpa Rabbit waved his hand without looking back, "Let's go."

"Ah."

After Master Rabbit left, the courtyard returned to silence.

The Qingshui bamboo leak "popped" down every once in a while, and the small bamboo forest was blown by the breeze and made a rustling sound.The moonlight is gentle, shining silver light on the surface of the hot spring water.

Shi Daizhe closed his eyes in the steaming water, quietly enjoying the hot spring.

Not long after, he heard a familiar fluttering of wings.

Opening his eyes, a white and soft boy fell from the sky and threw himself into his arms.

Hurrah, splashes of water.He caught the boy firmly.

"I thought of a good way!" The boy's cheeks were flushed, like a good rouge.His eyes were shining brightly, and he grabbed the man's arm excitedly, his eyes were full of excitement.

"You can bind me with spider silk, or gag me! Then I won't [ ]! Together we can—"

The teenager hugged the man's neck, happily and excitedly announcing his clever plan.

The man smiled helplessly and pinched his face: "Do you know how uncomfortable it is to be tied up and stuffed?"

"Hey, is it hard?" The little moth, who had no experience in this, curled up its tentacles in fear.Shyly and expectantly, he buried his face in his lover's neck, and said coquettishly, "But if you don't do this, you won't be able to stamp it. I want to stamp it... don't wash it off for me this time!"

The big spider didn't know where the little moth came from for the cognition that "only if [] is inside is considered stamped", but the little guy's obsession with "being stamped by him" made him very happy .The whole figure is like falling into honey, and the heart is about to melt.

The big spider was so emotional that he couldn't help kissing his tentacles.The pair of soft pink tentacles became more and more gorgeous in the heat of the hot spring, so cute that people couldn't take their eyes off them.

"Woo..." The little moth curled up instinctively, trembling in the arms of the natural enemy after being stimulated, still not forgetting his great plan to stamp it out, sobbing and begging, "First, block it first, or I will... ... woo..."

He hooked his lover's neck and rubbed his lover's cheek.Looking at the lover's eyes, there is innocence, but also passionate love and longing.

That is the so-called, seductive and unknowingly charming.

The big spider couldn't stand this at all, so he sighed softly and complied with him.

So, that night, the little moth was stamped again as he wished.

This time, before he passed out, he reminded him thousands of times: Don't wash me!I managed to cover it!

What else can the big spider say, of course, he can only follow his instructions and block the place where he stamped.

When carrying the unconscious little guy back to the room and gently placing it on the bed, the big spider couldn't help thinking: I'm crazy, I'm really crazy.Why did he faint again... Where is the self-control I am so proud of!

...it's like pheromones in reverse.

The little moth's desire for him, his love for him, is like a reverse entrapment pheromone, hooking the big spider and crashing into the sweet trap, becoming dizzy and unable to crawl out again.

It's amazing.

~fin~