mimic pheromone

It took Xuanfu a long time to realize what this sentence meant, and his jaw almost dropped in shock.

"Wait, wait, why..." Xuan Fu's waist was no longer sore and his legs were no longer weak, and he said to Shi Daizhe with shock and dissatisfaction, "Is this settled? Don't you need my signature?" ? Recognize your father... No, it’s such a big deal to find a guardian, don’t I need to provide my identity certificate to sign on the spot?!”

Shi Daizhe squinted at him: "Are you human?"

Xuanfu: "..." I really am not.

Shi Daizhe casually put the hot milk he brought in on the table, and said lightly: "You don't need to sign to confirm the guardianship relationship, as long as I sign."

Xuanfu blinked hopefully: "Then can you..."

"No." Shi Daizhe interrupted his fantasy coldly, "It has already been signed, when you were unconscious."

Revolving: "..."

After a long while, he said weakly: "Why is the management bureau like this? It doesn't review such an important thing as the guardianship relationship, and let the natural enemy be my guardian... Are they not afraid that I will be eaten by you?"

"Honestly speaking, they don't care who eats you." Shi Daizhe said, "After all, our demon world is a world of the weak and the strong, and now we have integrated into human society. On the surface, although we have to abide by the human legal system, demons are born with power. Spells can easily escape human sanction. For example, if I want to kill you..."

He raised his hand, and a section of snow-white spider silk gushed out from his fingertips, reflecting a shiny and tough luster, like the white hair version of a shampoo advertisement.

Xuanfu interrupted him: "No big brother, I don't want to see you show how to kill me without being punished by law."

Shi Daizhe said lightly: "Don't worry, I didn't sign this contract just to kill you."

Xuanfu took a deep breath and sighed: "I know, I understand, you are here to save me. But... I am really afraid of you."

Shi Daizhe: "Get over it."

Xuanfu: "I can't overcome it. Do you know why I fainted just now?"

Shi Daizhe: "?"

Spinning: "Because you covered my head with clothes. Don't I have tentacles on my head, and I'm super sensitive to smells. I'm not good at being too close to you. Once you cover me with clothes, I just... It's like falling into a spider's nest..."

Shi Daizhe: "..."

Xuan Fu: "..." After saying that, he realized that he was indeed in the spider's nest, and the scene became a little awkward for a while.

Shi Daizhe stared at his head, thoughtful.

Xuanfu was a little uncomfortable being stared at by him, and subconsciously moved back a little.Of course, as a human form, he has no tentacles, but he clearly knows that the spider boss is looking at his soul.This feeling of being looked into the depths of the soul at a glance is not very good.

But in Shi Daizhe's eyes, the pair of soft tentacles suddenly aroused his curiosity.

It's not that he hasn't gotten along with monsters before, he has long been used to the cats and dogs hidden under the human appearance, so he will habitually ignore the appearance of their primordial spirits.

Only then did he notice that the moth's tentacles turned out to be light pink, like the young flower stems of some kind of plant, with soft downy hairs on them, which looked very rua.

Under his gaze, the pair of soft tentacles even trembled slightly, curling up shyly.

It's just...cute!

So cute, okay?

Compared with Yu Lu's slippery big black bass, the moth is so cute!And soft!sweet!And juicy!Bite it down...

"Ahem." Shi Daizhe coughed twice in embarrassment, and quickly stopped his evil thoughts.

However, this desire to "want to eat" was really conveyed.

"Look, you're getting hungry just by staring at me! What if I get eaten by you one day!" Xuan Fu wanted to cry without tears, sniffling aggrievedly, "Big brother, I actually understand. Just like I'm afraid of you, you want to eat me because it's a natural instinct, you can't control it! So..."

"I can control it." Shi Daizhe interrupted him with a resolute expression, "After so many years of cultivation, if I don't even have this concentration, then I have been practicing for more than 1000 years in the stomach of a dog."

Xuanfu: "...do you dare to touch the tooth marks on my wings and say this?"

Shi Daizhe seemed to be questioned about his ability in a certain aspect, he snorted and said, "Dare, why not?"

Xuanfu took a few steps back in horror, and quickly confessed: "I'm sorry, I'm joking, I dare not!"

"Really, you can try it, I won't lose control just because I met you. The last time I lost control was because of an injury..."

"But you are also injured now! One of your spider legs is still broken!"

"...How do you say that I look like a perverted boar with a strong body and a strong heart..."

"???"

After a lot of tossing, Xuanfu was forced to accept the fact that Shi Daizhe had become his guardian.

Shi Daizhe really didn't lie to him.While he was in a coma, Shi Daizhe had already gone to the administration to complete the adoption process.In the evening, the adoption certificates were delivered.

The guy who delivered the goods was still the fat boy.The school doesn't allow takeaways to come in. It is estimated that he used some kind of magic to directly enter through the wall.

It never occurred to him that because he was pretending to be a delivery boy, Xuanfu knew he had been duped the first time he saw him, and Shi Daizhe also recognized him as a member of the management bureau immediately.

At this time, the takeaway boy had a bruised nose and a swollen face, with a gloomy expression. He reached out and handed out a stack of documents, then turned his head and left.

"Hey, wait." Shi Daizhe chased after him, politely apologized to the little brother, "I'm sorry, I misunderstood you just now. It's really not your fault that he fainted. He did it himself."

Bro:"……"

Revolving: "..."

Xuanfu heard Shi Daizhe complaining about him from a distance, and poked his head out of the bedroom very dissatisfied.Shi Daizhe sent his little brother away, and when he turned around, he saw a fluffy moth emerging from the bedroom.

The whole body is snow-white, and the eyes are black and bright.The pair of tentacles on the head are soft and tender, like some kind of untouchable hidden organ.

"..." Shi Daizhe's Adam's apple twitched, he moved his eyes unnaturally, and turned to the kitchen to pour water.

Xuanfu: "!!!" Chang Wei, you still say you don't eat moths!I can see you swallowing!

……

Not long after, Yu Lu came.Shi Daizhe took the two of them out for dinner.

Xuanfu didn't go to class all afternoon, and although Yu Lu signed in for him, Xuanfu was so unlucky that the teacher actually picked him up to answer questions in class.Of course Yu Lu stood up and answered for him, but unexpectedly, the teacher looked through the list and called out Yu Lu's name again.

Xuan Fu shook Yu Lu's shoulders, and said frantically, "Ah, then you should ask the classmate next to you to help you up again! How can you stand up by yourself!"

Yu Lu: "Because he called me."

Xuanfu: "But you just answered the question for me 2 minutes ago!"

Yu Lu: "But if I don't stand up, he will record my absence."

Xuanfu: "You stood up, so now he not only knows that I am absent, but also knows that you have signed in for me in an impostor. This is why he asked us to go to the office to find him tomorrow."

"So it is!" Yu Lu suddenly realized.

Rotate to cover the forehead.He considers himself a mentally handicapped man with little experience in life, but he didn't expect Yu Lu to be more mentally handicapped than him.

But this can't be blamed on Yu Lu, after all, his memory can only stay for three days.Knowledge and experience can be recorded in the notebook and retrieved at any time, but EQ and IQ cannot be returned.Although Yu Lu now looks like a decent guy, he is actually a three-year-old...

No, he is less than three years old, he only has three days!

It's pretty good for a three-day-old baby to behave like this...

Shi Daizhe was driving the car, and saw two little guys fighting in the rear seat from the rearview mirror.He suddenly felt a strange feeling in his heart.

"I'm like a divorced single father with two little kids." He said a little depressed.

The two kids stopped fighting and looked at him one after another.

Xuan Fu was thinking about whether to say something to comfort him, Yu Lu suddenly said: "You asked him to call you father and me to call you brother, then what would he call me?"

Shi Daizhe: "..."

Xuanfu: "..." Good question!

After some discussions, it was finally agreed that when no outsiders were present, Xuanfu would call Shi Daizhe Brother.When there are outsiders, of course they call "Mr. Shi" or "Professor Shi".

Although both Xuanfu and Yulu called Shi Daizhe "brother", everyone knew in their hearts that he was actually playing the role of father.

After all, these two little guys are too mentally retarded.

Whether as humans or monsters.I don't know anything, I have to teach.

Shi Daizhe took them to a commercial center outside the University City.After all, the current students are very thoughtful and have a lot of money. After class, they often go to the commercial street of the university city to eat together.

Shi Daizhe chose this shopping mall, on the one hand, to avoid meeting acquaintances, and on the other hand, because there are many clothing stores here, he plans to take two small ones for a stroll.

When Xuanfu learned that he was going to be taken to the shopping mall after dinner, he refused in his heart.

"No need..." His face was flushed, like cranberry jam poured on egg pudding, "I have enough clothes to wear, and I don't need to buy..."

Shi Daizhe glanced at him.The line of sight stayed on his plaid shirt that clashed with tens of thousands of people for only a moment, and Xuan Fu already felt like a glow on his back, and a burning sense of shame was born spontaneously.

Shi Daizhe's lips moved, just as he was about to say something, he suddenly noticed Xuanfu's fingers wringing the hem of his clothes awkwardly.So he pursed his lips and swallowed the sentence "Your clothes are too poor".

"It's getting cold, and I should have bought clothes for Yu Lu." Shi Daizhe said indifferently, "Now you are both under my guardianship, so you can't favor one over the other, just buy for him but not for you."

The revolving head buried lower: "But...but..."

Shi Daizhe looked at his reddened ears, thought for a while, and asked, "Are you worried about money? Are you sorry to spend my money?"

Xuanfu bit his lip and nodded with difficulty.

Shi Daizhe: "It's okay, don't worry. I just lent it to you, and I will pay it back later."

Xuanfu: "...?"

Shi Daizhe: "I keep a small notebook for memorization." As he spoke, he took out a small notebook called "Cost Record of Raising Bass".

Revolving: "..."

Yu Lu on the side said, "That's right, he will write down every money he spends on you. He will also calculate the loan interest rate for you according to the bank's benchmark."

Xuanfu: "..." So the relationship between the two of you is so realistic!

However, this form of borrowing made Xuan Fu feel a lot better.Originally, Big Boss Spider was willing to be his guardian, which had already saved him from fire and water, but now he had to ask Big Boss to spend money for him, and he was absolutely unwilling.

What's more... He actually knows that he doesn't pay attention to his clothes.Compared with the big brother Yu Lu, he is simply a country bumpkin.

Walking side by side with them in a high-end shopping mall like this, he himself was very embarrassed, and felt that he had lowered the prestige of the two of them.

After all, the identity will be different after all...

Xuanfu followed Shi Daizhe Yuluo like a little tail, looking shyly and curiously at the handsome men's clothing in the window.

From now on, I will be covered by someone!he thought happily.

An hour later, Shi Daizhe chose some clothes for Xuan Fu.They are mainly autumn clothes such as thin sweaters and trench coats. The style is more Japanese, and the colors are pure white and light gray. They are simple and clean without too much decoration.

I have to say that Shi Daizhe has a really good vision.Xuanfu put on new clothes, just like a dog turned into a prince, his whole temperament has been raised by [-] levels.

If the Xuan Fu in the past was a slovenly mechanical engineering man, now standing in front of the full-length mirror, he is a noble young master who was held in the palm of his hand and grew up.

The collocation of solid colors is clean and refreshing, and the woolen fabric is soft and comfortable, making people want to touch his head after seeing it.

Xuanfu stood in front of the mirror, feeling both shy and happy.He usually buys clothes in a certain treasure, and never thought of coming to such a high-end shopping mall.

"Do you like it?" Shi Daizhe's gaze stayed on him for a short while.Probably because he was afraid that he would be nervous and shy, so he quickly shifted his gaze to the clothes hanger at hand.

Xuan Fu didn't speak, and quietly glanced at the clothes tag.

To his surprise, the actual price of this high-end sweater is not expensive.

The same is true for the few clothes I fancy before. They are all very suitable for matching. The material is comfortable, the design is elegant, and the price is surprisingly affordable.

Rotating his fingers caressing the slightly hard hang tag, he felt an inexplicable warmth in his heart.

"...I like it." He whispered.

Shi Daizhe picked up a short windbreaker from the display cabinet, lifted it up, and compared the size on Xuan Fu from a distance.After looking at it for a while, he felt unsure, so he walked over and asked Xuanfu to try it on.

"...Mmm." Xuanfu took it, and ducked into the fitting room with his head down.

The slightly red earlobe flashed past, like a thin layer of cranberry jam spread on the egg pudding, exuding a ripe and sweet aroma.

"..." Shi Daizhe's eyes followed him unconsciously, and his throat moved.

After buying clothes for the two little guys, it was already nine o'clock in the evening.Shi Daizhe was driving, and the two little guys sat in the back seat with their bags in their arms, returning with a full load.

It could be seen that Xuan Fu was a little excited and kept talking to Yu Lu about random topics.Yu Lu was still so calm, looking out the window with his chin propped up, answering from time to time to show he was listening.

One after another, street lamps streaked across the car windows, casting soft halos on the faces of the two teenagers.

Shi Daizhe saw the two teenagers in the rear seat from the rearview mirror, and suddenly felt a long-lost satisfaction and peace in his heart.

This feeling is different from snatching limited edition shoes, or beating Linjiang Xian violently.It's a...simple and homey feeling.

Shi Daizhe was immersed in the joy of "I am your father", unable to extricate himself for a long time.

He suddenly felt that as a father, he should not only care about the clothes his sons wore.So while the car stopped at the red light, he turned his head and said to the two children, "Did you take the high math quiz yesterday? Bring me the test paper."

Revolving: "..."

Yu Lu: "..."

The excitement in the back row came to an abrupt end.

The eyes of the two children opened wide in unison, one was full of panic, the other was puzzled.

Xuanfu: "I... I didn't do very well in the exam, so don't, don't read it..."

Yu Lu: "Test? What test?"

Shi Daizhe: "..."

The author has something to say: Dad Spider: High, high blood pressure.