mimic pheromone

Chapter 2 It's Not Fish Sauce It's Sea Bass

Spinning is going crazy.

As a short-sighted moth spirit, he has cultivated to adulthood in just a dozen years, and he needs spells but no spells, and spirit treasures but no spirit treasures.Even to go to college, I had to study hard through the nine-year compulsory education.

He stayed in the mortal world just to experience what it's like to be a human being, but he didn't expect to meet a spider spirit in college!

spider!His natural enemy!

He even mistook her for a female moth in heat, and jumped on it recklessly!

The most terrible thing is that he also stained Mr. Spider's pants!

Ahhh, that spider must be angry!what to do!Will he come to seek revenge on me!

No, no, how can something between natural enemies be called revenge?Even if he devours me alive, it is reasonable!

After all, since the beginning of Pangu, our moths have been on their spider recipes...

Xuanfu returned to the dormitory, thinking about it more and more.In order to save his life, he decided to follow the teachings of the spider boss and never appear in front of the spider boss again.

But the problem is that the school is only that big in total.What's more, judging by the big spider's attire, he can't be a student...he can't be a teacher, right?

Xuanfu's breath tightened instantly - but don't be our professional teacher!

For the next week, Xuanfu spent the rest of his life in a state of anxiety.

He majored in computer science.The freshmen have just come in, except for the professional basic courses such as Java Introduction, most of them are public basic courses such as advanced mathematics and college physics.

Xuan Fu inquired about his major's class schedule on the website of the Office of Academic Affairs beforehand, but unfortunately, the teacher's information only had names and no photos.He had to bite the bullet and go to every class.

Every class is as exciting as a lottery.

Fortunately, after a week, I met all the teachers in the class, and the big spider was not among them.

Most of the teachers who teach them are bald professors, which makes Xuan Fu very relieved.The classmates felt sympathetic, after all, the teachers who came to teach them professional basic courses were only under forty, and they became bald when they were under forty...

Professional prospects are worrying!

Anyway, the spider is not his teacher, so at least the first half of the semester is safe.

On Friday, after the last class in the afternoon, Xuanfu hummed a little song and walked towards the cafeteria.Beside him is his roommate Yu Lu.

After getting along for a week, he found that Yu Lu was also a cute guy.He is probably a young master who is too well protected by his family. When he first moved in, he didn't even know how to use the washing machine, let alone add washing powder to wash clothes.

He asked Yu Lu what the family did, but Yu Lu was vague, which made Xuan Fu confirm his guess.

Must be a rich man!

But whether the roommate's family has money has nothing to do with Xuanfu.Yu Lu has a gentle personality and is easy to get along with, that's enough.

The two lined up in front of the cafeteria window.Yu Lu ate very little, one vegetable, one soup, a little rice, like fish food, it really didn't seem like a male college student's appetite.When I took out the meal card, the card reader showed a five-digit balance.

According to his eating method, he can eat it for a year.

Xuan Fu couldn't help but said: "Why do you charge so much money into the meal card?"

Yu Lu said, "I didn't charge it."

Revolving: "?"

Yu Lu: "My brother said, if you give me the bank card, you are afraid that I will be cheated, so you simply put the living expenses on the meal card. Anyway, you can use the meal card for everything in school."

Xuan Fu nodded in agreement.Yu Lu is indeed a fool who is easily deceived. A few days ago, someone came to make a sale, and Yu Lu didn't even understand what the other party was trying to sell, so he started paying for it.

Xuan Fu couldn't help feeling that it's nice to have a family.He also has little experience in life, and was deceived into being poor and useless when he first entered human society.If only he had family too.

The two sat down to eat.Not long after, the spinning phone vibrated.He put down the bowl and chopsticks and saw that it was the senior sister from the student union who was attacking him in the group.

Office-Minister Su: Help me go to B5-201, which accounts for human anatomy.

This Minister Su is called Su Beibei, a sophomore in college, one year higher than Xuan Fu.She was the one who interviewed when Xuanfu was interviewing the student union before.

There is an unwritten rule in their student union, which is strict hierarchy.The new junior officers are not allowed to call the minister by his name directly. They either call their seniors or seniors, or directly call a certain minister.

When ministers send notices, members must reply "received", and they will be criticized if they are late.As for the various tasks arranged by the minister, such as running errands and doing odd jobs, of course he couldn't refuse.

Xuanfu has just entered university and is curious about everything.He also finds the strict hierarchy of the student union very interesting.Looking at the seniors and sisters holding a meeting for everyone in front of the round table, I think they are so handsome.

So Xuanfu quickly replied to the senior sister, saying that he would go after dinner.

The senior said, go early to get a good seat.To the front, preferably by the window.

Xuanfu began to gobble it up.Yu Lu asked, "What?"

Xuanfu told him about the senior sister asking him to occupy a seat, Yu Lu was puzzled and said, "Why did she let you go? Shouldn't you occupy your own seat in your own class?"

"Maybe I'm busy with something." Xuan Fu quickly finished eating, wiped his mouth, and said, "I'll take a seat first."

Yu Lu let out an "oh", didn't say anything else, just lowered his head and continued to eat.

On the way to the teaching building, Xuanfu received a new task: the senior sister asked him to go to the education supermarket next door to buy an apple.It was just after lunch time, and many students in the education supermarket were buying fruits for snacks after meals.It took a long time to wait in line to buy it.

When he rushed to B5-201 in a hurry, he found that the lecture hall was already full of people.

Human anatomy, scheduled at [-]:[-] p.m., should not be a professional course in the medical school, but a public elective course open to the whole school.

It was only 05:30 at this moment, and the large lecture hall that could accommodate hundreds of people was already full.The students chatted with each other, bustling and noisy.

Xuan Fu took a look, and happened to have a few empty seats in the first row, so he walked straight to the first row.

Most of the classrooms are girls, and they seem excited for some reason.Xuan Fu thought to himself, do all the girls nowadays have such strong tastes?He came to the empty seat in the first row and casually asked the person sitting next to him:

"Student, is there anyone here?"

The person sitting was reading a book, but he raised his head upon hearing this.

Xuanfu met the man's eyes, and his whole body was instantly struck by lightning, and his whole body trembled.

"Alas!"

I saw that man with deep eyebrows, exquisite and three-dimensional facial features, and a good skin of a mixed race.Who is not the spider boss?

Big Spider glanced at the notebook on the table, then glanced at Xuanfu, raised his eyebrows: "Are you here for class?"

"No, no, I, I, I'm just..." The natural enemy in front of me exuded the natural coercion of the upper level of the food chain, and Xuanfu was so frightened that his muscles tensed up that he felt it was difficult to breathe, and the voice he made was also angry, "I... I will help my classmates...to occupy a seat..."

The spider seemed dissatisfied with his trembling appearance, and frowned slightly: "Don't be so scared. I won't do anything to you in public. Everyone is watching. Relax."

Alas!

Seeing him frowning, Xuan Fu became even more frightened.But what Big Spider said made sense, the classroom was crowded with students, and with so many eyes watching, Big Spider couldn't have eaten him on the spot.

Xuanfu felt a little relaxed, and felt that the lung lobes could finally take in air again.He listened to the natural enemy and tried to pretend to be normal: "You... you also come to class?"

Spider: "Yes."

"That... last time I'm sorry... for dirtying your..."

The veins on Spider's forehead twitched, and he was instantly annoyed: "Shut up!"

Precisely step on mines.

Xuan Fu: "Hey!" Immediately and instinctively stood at attention, clamping the chrysanthemum.

The female students sitting in the first row were already looking here curiously.The man suppressed his anger and said in a low voice: "Didn't you come to occupy a seat? Put down the book and get out. Don't make me angry."

"Oh oh oh." Xuan Fu hurriedly put down his things, turned around and ran away.

The man frowned, seemingly displeased.His eyes fell on the notebook and the apple, and he caught the flickering light that ordinary people couldn't see.

This stupid moth... why is it spreading scale powder everywhere?Are you trying to seduce him on purpose?

so hungry...

The man's throat moved, his eyes darkened.

He stared at the apple for a while.The high-cold character finally couldn't collapse anymore, grabbed the apple and gnawed it.

After eating the apple, the man felt even hungrier.Taking a deep breath, he took out his mobile phone and sent a WeChat message to a person named "Bass".

"Come out for supper at night."

……

When Xuan Fu found out that this natural enemy met him, he became mentally retarded, completely lost the ability to think independently, and could only do things according to his orders.

But there is no way to do this, it is a natural enemy!Just by imagining the spider's eight furry long legs and the sharp and cold poisonous needle, he was scared out of his wits, okay?

Turn back and rush back to the dormitory.The dormitory was empty, and the sound of water came from the bathroom.Yu Zuo is taking a shower.

Their dormitory is a four-person room, but he and Yu Lu happened to be two extra when the dormitory was allocated, so there are only two people living in it for the time being.

Xuanfu sat down in front of her desk, her heart still beating wildly.He didn't have time to calm down, so he quickly turned on the computer, logged on to the website of the Academic Affairs Office, and inquired about the elective courses on Friday afternoon.

In the course information of human anatomy, it shows that the name of the teacher is "Shi Daizhe".The course selection button is gray, one is because it is not the time for course selection, and the other is because the number of candidates for this course is full.

Shi Daizhe...is that the name of the big spider?

Xuanfu was not sure, so he went to the campus forum to search.Sure enough, as soon as I entered "Shi Dai Zhe", many posts popped up.The key words revolve around "anatomy", "so handsome", "are you single".There are a lot of replies below, and it is clear that Professor Shi is very popular among the students.

Xuanfu took a quick look and found that Shi Daizhe was the youngest professor ever in their school.Young, promising, and handsome, it's no wonder that a lot of girls rushed to take his elective courses.

However, Xuanfu is not interested in these.He switched back to the page of the Academic Affairs Office, and carefully copied down all Shi Daizhe's course schedule.

When I met Mr. Spider today, it can be seen that Mr. Spider is very unhappy!

Never run into him again!You must avoid him in the future!

Just as he was spinning vigorously, the sound of water in the bathroom stopped before he knew it.Yu Lu came out while wiping her hair, passing by behind Xuanfu.Xuanfu felt guilty, subconsciously nodded and returned.

Yu Lu glanced at him and saw him staring at the computer desktop in deep thought, a little confused, but didn't ask any questions.

He turned and went back to his desk, continuing to brush his hair.

The phone on the table vibrated.Yu Lu picked it up and looked at it, then turned to Xuan Fu and said, "I'm going out for supper."

Xuanfu: "Oh, you go. Come back early, the dormitory closes at twelve o'clock."

Yu Lu was about to go out when the phone vibrated again.The person on the other end of WeChat reminded him: "Don't eat alone. Ask your roommate if they want to eat."

Yu Lu turned around again: "Do you have anything to eat?"

Xuanfu: "I want to eat fish tofu."

Yu Lu: "..." There was a sudden silence.

Revolving: "?"

Yu Lu: "Fish tofu, okay, I'll bring it for you."

As a result, that night, Yu Lu didn't come back until very late.

While Xuanfu made a plan to avoid the natural enemy, he waited for Yu Lu.In the end, I was so tired that I fell asleep in front of the computer.

When Xuanfu woke up, he found that his face was lying on the keyboard, and 26 prints from A to Z were printed.

He rubbed his eyes and raised his head, and saw a message pop up in the middle of the course selection interface on the computer screen:

"Congratulations, the course selection is successful!"

……Um?What courses?

Xuanfu rubbed the letter marks all over his face, and saw the words "Human Anatomy" at a glance.

The mentality exploded instantly.

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