mimic pheromone

The next day.

Xuanfu came to the classroom anxiously, and when he entered the door, he found that Yu Lu had also come to class, and the big stone in his heart finally fell to the ground.

Yu Lu was sitting by the window, looking down at a book.He didn't come to class for three or four days, and his classmates thought he was on sick leave, so they didn't ask any questions.

To be honest, Yu Lu's popularity is not very good.He is different from Xuan Fu, Xuan Fu is a silly and sweet person who has not experienced much in the world, and has a soft and cute personality, so he is easy to bully at first glance.He will not refuse no matter what request his classmates make to him.Yu Lu's personality is relatively cold, and he rarely greets people proactively. He exudes an aura of "I'm too lazy to talk to you" all over his body, and refuses people 300 meters away.

It may also have to do with style of dressing.

Yu Lu's clothes are all British style, more Gothic.Today I'm wearing a white silk shirt with dark knee-length pants.The shirt is loose and comfortable, and the trousers are well-cut, outlining the boy's strong and beautiful waist and hips.A pair of white and straight calves, black Oxford shoes are low-key and elegant.

Although it is the most simple outfit, but combined with Yu Lu's slightly alienated and indifferent temperament, he has an old aristocratic temperament for no reason.

Not everyone can control this style, and if you are not careful, it will appear pretentious, just like cosplay.But Yu Lu was able to control it.

Therefore, although he is not popular, the girls around him still pay attention to him.

In contrast, Xuanfu's dressing style is too rustic.

His wardrobe consisted only of plaid shirts and jeans: plaid shirts of various colors and jeans of various shades of blue.Proper aesthetics of straight men in science and engineering, walking in the school can clash with [-] people.But it doesn't matter.

Because he doesn't care at all.

Xuanfu didn't care about his appearance at all.He just saw that other people wore it like this, so he just wore it like this.His shirt and trousers were loose too, but they were oversized bags.The shoulder line and trouser waist are all loose, and the whole figure is like a wooden stake wrapped in a sack, with no posture at all.

It's comfortable and really comfortable, otherwise why do most science and engineering men wear it like this?

This kind of carefree outfit conveys the message to the girls: Although I am stupid and unkempt, I am a good person.So everyone was happy to entrust the work to honest people, and felt at ease, because honest people would think that you entrusted me with work and regarded me as a friend.

Revolving is such a state.

Of course, he himself is unconscious.

As the class time approached, almost everyone in the classroom had already arrived, but everyone unconsciously vacated the seats around Yu Lu.Xuan Fu happily came to Yu Lu's side, looked him up and down, found no obvious injuries, and felt a little relieved.

"Did he hit you last night?" Xuan Fu asked in a low voice.

"No." Yu Lu lowered his eyes, his gaze still staying on the notebook in his hand.

Only then did Xuanfu notice that he was not reading a book but flipping through his diary, so he subconsciously moved his eyes away, not wanting to pry into other people's privacy.

After Xuanfu sat down, other students began to sit around him, and they were all girls.It seemed as if they were too embarrassed to sit over without a distance between them.

Of course, Xuan Fu, who had little experience in life, didn't notice this.He just took the book out of his bag and said casually: "He sent me a message in the morning, asking me to urge you to read the diary, so as to help you recall the past earlier."

Yu Lu didn't look up, just flipped through the diary page by page, but didn't answer.

The class bell rang, and the teacher stepped on the bell to enter the teacher.This section is college physics.The students here all majored in science in high school, so college physics is not difficult for them.

However, Xuanfu is a scumbag, so he listened attentively to the lecture and took notes seriously.

Just as he was writing with great devotion, Yu Lu suddenly whispered beside him.

"Is he always so grumpy, or is he so grumpy because he's angry with me?"

Xuan Fu was taken aback for a moment, then turned his head in surprise: "Huh?"

Yu Lu said, "Shi replaces ocher."

His voice was very low, so the students around him couldn't hear what he was saying.

Xuan Fu sighed, leaned closer, and said with a low voice, "Actually, he's a pretty good person, it's only because you've been bullied that he's so fierce."

Yu Lu: "I wasn't bullied. I bullied him."

The physics teacher was spitting all over the stage, and Xuanfu was busy taking notes, so he couldn't hear what Yu Lu was saying, so he subconsciously said "Ah?"

Yu Lu said, "I made him cry. Immortal Linjiang."

Xuanfu: "Huh?!"

Yu Lu made Immortal Linjiang cry?The Immortal Linjiang, an ancient artifact that is invincible in heaven and earth?

Now Xuanfu was not in the mood to listen to physics, so he put down his pen, turned his head and looked at Yu Lu with wide eyes, his curiosity was written all over his eyes.

Yu Lu said calmly: "He told me to stop, but I couldn't stop, so he hit his head on the bed. It probably hurt a lot, so he grabbed my shoulder and screamed and cried. In the end, he hit my head. A lot of bags..."

Spinning: "???"

The pure moth blinked its big innocent eyes, but didn't understand.

It dawned on me a second later.

oh!Yu Lu grabbed Immortal Linjiang's hair and slammed it against the wall, knocking Immortal Linjiang's head full!No wonder I cried in pain!

Is it so bloody and violent?

"You...you said that Shi Daizhe was irritable..." Xuanfu took a deep breath and said shiveringly, "You are obviously more cruel than him..."

"..." Yu Lu lowered his head, his eyes still fell on the diary, but his eyes showed confusion, "I was too mean to him, didn't I?"

"..." Xuan Fu didn't know what to say for a moment.

He felt weird.Lin Jiangxian is such an awesome guy, but he was pushed against the wall by Yu Lu, a perch who has only been around for a few decades.This seems unreasonable, right?

But Yu Lu didn't have to lie to him.Yu Lu has said so, and it must be true.

Xuanfu thought for a moment, and said seriously: "You should be mean to him, after all, he is very bad to you and Mr. Spider. Mr. Spider's legs were broken by him, and he cheated him of many pairs of shoes. Jiang Xian is a bad person, so it doesn't matter if you treat him badly. You are a just little perch!"

"..." The righteous little perch frowned, still trapped in his own brain circuit and unable to extricate himself, "But he is very good to me."

"How did he treat you well?" Xuanfu said dissatisfied, "He electrocuted you half dead and brought you home, causing us to worry, causing you to skip classes and miss work, what's so good about him?!"

"..." The paranoid little bass raised his head, his eyes stubborn, "He changed my water and fed me. He is my master. Don't talk about him like that."

Xuanfu almost wanted to grab his shoulder and shake the water out of his mind.

He suddenly felt that the big spider could resist beating up the little bass yesterday, and he really doted on him too much.

Yu Lu stared at Xuan Fu, studying his expression of resentment.Suddenly asked: "Did I do something wrong? Am I... bad to Shi Daizhe too?"

Xuan Fu looked at him in surprise, and suddenly realized that Yu Lu's thoughts were actually very simple.His understanding of the mode of getting along with people is only the simplest four kinds: "he is very good to me", "he is very bad to me", "I am very good to him" and "I am very bad to him".

Is this because the bass's small brain has only three days of memory, so it can't process and analyze more information?

Speaking of which, which page has he reviewed the diary?Why haven't you figured out the relationship between him and Shi Daizhe?It is obvious that he and Immortal Linjiang are hostile, but he and Big Spider are family members!And in order to redeem him, Big Spider was blackmailed by Immortal Linjiang and lost so many pairs of precious shoes!

——Wait, did Yu Lu record this in his diary?The spider boss loves shoes like his life?Did he have no idea how much Spider-Man had sacrificed to save him?

Xuanfu was about to explain, when a stern voice suddenly sounded in front of him.

"Students in the back row by the window, stop talking! The whole classroom only hears you talking!"

Xuanfu raised his head, and stared at his physics teacher with angry eyes.The students in the entire classroom cast their gazes in unison, causing a thousand arrows to pierce their hearts and numb their entire bodies.His face flushed, and he quickly stood up and apologized to the teacher.

The physics teacher snorted and talked about classroom discipline for a few more minutes, which made Xuanfu feel so ashamed that he wanted to dig a tree hole and get in.

Yu Lu still wanted to ask about the diary, so Xuanfu said in shame and annoyance, "Go back and tell you!"

"...Oh." Yu Lu was a little disappointed, but obedient.

He lowered his head, stroking the thick diary full of handwriting with his fingertips, his frowning brows never relaxed.

Every page in the diary is a bit of his daily life.By reading the diary, he found that Shi Daizhe appeared frequently in his life.

Who is Shi Daizhe?It was not written in the diary.It's just natural to call him "my brother".

But why are spiders and perch brothers?

Is their mother an eight-legged perch?

Little Bass, who has only three days of memory and is not very bright, can't help but think deeply, and countless strange pictures that can scare people to death appear in his mind.

……

"Ah!"

Shi Daizhe was walking on the road, caught off guard and sneezed.

He was a little surprised, looked up at the big sun in the sky, and couldn't figure out how he started sneezing properly.

"What are you doing here again?" On a deck chair in the courtyard, Lao Huang of the Monster Management Bureau was basking in the sun with his eyes squinted, with a goose feather fan in his hand, looking contented.

Shi Daizhe touched his nose and said, "I'll close the case. We found the perch."

"Oh, that's good." Lao Huang grinned, showing his fangs, "I won't have to deal with those old antiques from the Artifact Bureau."

Shi Daizhe asked, "Is there any procedure for closing the case?"

Lao Huang: "Just make a record and sign it later." He got up from the recliner and started walking towards the office, while turning around to ask, "Where did you find the result? Didn't it cause any trouble?"

Shi Daizhe told what happened that night.Lao Huang nodded approvingly and said, "Very good, that guy is quite reasonable, and he picked a place where there is no one to make a deal."

"Why are you still praising him?" Shi Daizhe's forehead burst out with veins.Thinking of the mentally handicapped perch who had been brainwashed, his second vein also popped, "...his kidnapping and extortion was established, can I go to the Artifact Bureau to sue him?"

"It's useless." Lao Huang shook his head leisurely, shaking the goose feather fan to blow out wisps of breeze, "The purpose of their Artifact Bureau is the same as ours, as long as it doesn't involve humans, and our existence is not discovered by humans, we will be in a dark place inside. As long as it can fool the human beings."

The expected answer.

But still very aggrieved.

Shi Daizhe let out a long breath, and left a seal on the transcript that Lao Huang had printed out.This seal is not an ordinary seal, it was printed by him on a special talisman paper with the body of Yuanshen, and no one can forge it.

Everyone is a demon, more or less heretic.In order to manage this group of monsters, the administration also took great pains.

Old Huang squinted at his primordial spirit, and suddenly said: "You are seriously injured. Why don't you go back to your spirit veins to recuperate?"

Shi Daizhe said: "Recently there are many things in school, so I can't ask for leave."

Lao Huang is a weasel spirit, and usually has a mischievous look, but now he looks at him with some caring eyes.Sensing his kindness, Shi Daizhe softened his tone: "I'll go to rest after I've been busy for a while."

"Having said that, I still want to remind you." Lao Huang tapped his desk with his knuckles, "It's half a month, but it passes in the blink of an eye. After half a month, if your moth kid hasn't Looking for a guardian..."

Shi Daizhe sighed: "Got it, I'll do it as soon as possible. I won't embarrass you."

Old Huang smiled.

Before Shi Daizhe left, Lao Huang grabbed some traditional Chinese medicine for him.Shi Daizhe went back to the car and opened it to see that it was full of kidney-tonifying medicines such as eucommia and wolfberry.

"..." Shi Daizhe suddenly felt complicated.

What, do I look weak?

The one with kidney deficiency is obviously that little bastard of perch!

After he calmed down, he took out his mobile phone, found a person named "Ugi" in the address book, and pressed the call button.

Soon, a lazy and sexy voice came from the other end of the phone.

"Hello~"

With just one word, the owner of the voice can be heard raging to the bone.Shi Daizhe was silent for a second, and hung up the phone decisively.

On the other end of the phone: "???"

After thinking for a moment, he opened the address book again and checked them one by one in a special group.

Jiang Weijie... No, although this person is funny and humorous, he is actually a scorpion, which is a bit scary.

Yu Shu... is not suitable either.After all, a hundred-year-old elm tree is a dead house in modern times, and it would kill her to let her go out.

Sedum... I seem to be archaeological in Changbai Mountain recently. I haven't heard from him for a long time. I don't know when I will come back.It doesn't work either.

Shi Daizhe was not satisfied after tossing and turning.A message suddenly popped up on the screen, it was sent by a person named "Master Rabbit".

Click on it, it is a voice message, the voice is still the same.

"What are you doing~ You didn't speak after making a phone call, you miss me?"

Shi Daizhe rolled his eyes sincerely. He took a deep breath and typed in a simple and clear way: "I have a friend who is a moth. I don't have a guardian at the moment. I would like to ask you to take it with me."

Master Rabbit sent a "Huh?!" emoticon, and said with a smirk: "You just eat the moth and it's over, what kind of guardian do you want?"

Shi Daizhe: "Stop talking nonsense. Can you help me with this?"

Master Rabbit: "Male or female?"

Shi Daizhe: "Male."

Master Rabbit: "I seem to have guessed something..."

Shi Daizhe: "?"

Master Rabbit: "Have you been fooled by your pheromones? You tricked people into bed, ate them up and wiped them away, and you wanted to get rid of them ruthlessly, but they were crying and stalking you. Just ask me to be the picker?"

Shi Daizhe: "...how many times have I said, don't read gay novels on a green app all day long!"

Master Rabbit: "I'm Master Rabbit, and being gay is my racial talent! I don't watch Tanmei? What's more, I'm your loyal fan! I'm No.1 in every book of yours, are you willing to let me quit the circle? ?!"

Shi Daizhe resisted the urge to crawl over to kill him along the 5G signal: "...to help or not to help? In a word."

Master Rabbit: "No help. I just want to see how you and your natural enemy get together, remember repo."

Shi Daizhe couldn't take it anymore, and blocked Dead Rabbit's WeChat account on the spot.At this moment, the screen changed and a call came in.Shi Daizhe thought it was a call from a dead rabbit, and was about to hang up, but found that the caller ID was editor XX.

When he saw the word editor, his heart sank instantly.

Too bad, there are so many things going on these days, I completely forgot about novel updates!It's been so long, the editor is afraid that he wants to blow his spider head off.

Unexpectedly, the editor spoke softly and kindly: "Are you finishing soon? Remember to report in advance! New articles can also be prepared!"

Shi Daizhe: "?" He looked confused, "I still have more than 100 million unpublished manuscripts, why is it going to end?"

Edit: "Huh? Haven't you already sent more than 100 million copies?"

Shi Daizhe: "???"

edit:"???"

The two faced each other across the mobile phone signal, and a second later, Shi Daizhe quickly opened the author's background interface, and when he saw it, his heart immediately felt cold.

The serialized article in his column has obviously not been updated for five or six days, but there is no one in the comment area who urges more insults and gives a negative score.

There is no other reason——his article was updated by 100 million words a few days ago!Readers were stunned by this sudden explosion!Everyone is immersed in the ocean of happiness!I can't say anything other than "moved", "scattered flowers", and "satisfied in one book"!

--Remain!Wet!

Yu Lu was the only one who knew his account password and had the full-text document besides him, and the time of publication was the night when he was injured and hid in the cave.

Shi Daizhe did tell him that "the head can be broken, the blood can flow, the update can't be broken", but he didn't let Yu Lu post all the saved manuscripts in one go!

This is great!He's out of script but he's not actually finished!There are at least 80 words of plot behind to recover the foreshadowing!

And the outline of the new article to be followed is not ready yet!It's too late for him to open a new article seamlessly!

The thousand-year-old spider spirit was sweating profusely in an instant.

The editor on the other end of the phone also keenly sensed something was wrong, and asked cautiously: "Wait, your 100 million-word blast update, couldn't it be a hand slip and misuse..."

"Yes..." Shi Daizhe replied feebly.

The editor was silent for a moment, sighed deeply, and then said "Come on, work hard, be careful." Then he hung up.

Shi Daizhe's mentality exploded, and he howled several times in the car in a broken mood.

What else could he do?

Of course, I rushed home with one foot of the accelerator and hurried to code!