mimic pheromone

"Then you have to do it as soon as possible." Lao Huang finished smoking a cigarette, lit another, and the old god said authentically, "You know the rules. For your sake, I'll give him half a month."

"Well, thanks." Shi Daizhe said.

Xuan Fu really wanted to ask what happened to the so-called guardian, but the big spider didn't explain, but just led him out of the pharmacy.

When the two returned to the car, Shi Daizhe didn't start the car immediately, but leaned against the back of the chair with his eyes closed, as if he was thinking about what to do next.

Xuanfu hesitated for a moment, but still asked: "What did the old man say about the guardian just now? What does half a month mean?"

Shi Daizhe closed his eyes, and said lightly: "This is the regulation of the administration. A little monster like you who is not sensible at first sight must have an elder as your guardian to watch over you and prevent you from committing crimes. Also teach you the rules of life."

Xuan Fu asked: "Is it necessary to have a guardian? Is there any brochure such as the daily code of conduct for monsters? I can learn it by myself. I promise to be an honest person and never cause trouble."

"No, there must be a guardian. On the one hand, it is to watch you, and on the other hand, it is also to protect you." He suddenly turned his head and frowned, "Didn't the other seniors you know tell you about this?"

"No, I only know a senior pangolin, and he hasn't been down the mountain for many years..." Xuan Fu was a little uneasy, "What would happen to me if I didn't have a guardian?"

Shi Daizhe said: "I will be arrested and locked up in a shelter for ten years before I come out."

Xuan Fu's expression was distorted.

Shi Daizhe glanced at him, and his tone eased: "Don't worry, I'm not sending you to jail. This is the equivalent of nine-year compulsory education for human beings. You are allowed to go in and learn what human society is like."

Xuanfu argued: "But I grew up with my adoptive parents, so I already know what it is like to be human."

"Knowing what's going on, and really learning how to pretend are two different things. For example..." He looked at Xuanfu with a somewhat ambiguous look, "Humans won't be stupid when they smell the pheromones of female moths." Take off your clothes and rush over... dirty other people's pants."

Xuanfu's face flushed instantly, and he was too ashamed to speak nonsense.But he couldn't refute it.

Big Spider is right.Although he has cultivated to look like a dog, he is still a moth full of breeding frenzy in essence.After all, their moths have a short lifespan, and the meaning of survival is to slap and then give birth to small moths.

For a male moth like him, he doesn't care about giving birth to baby moths, he just needs to be responsible for the sex.

It's nothing to be ashamed of.This is biological instinct!Xuanfu comforted himself repeatedly in his heart, but when he thought of the first meeting between the two, he felt so embarrassed that he couldn't bear it.

As soon as we met, [] the natural enemy's pant leg, and he lost his sei.

Speaking of which, two days ago, I returned [] once on the back mountain, and the boss didn't even wear pants at that time...

Ahhhhh, how did the two of them become such a relationship!

Why is it so easy for him to second【】!

Xuanfu covered her face in shame, but didn't realize that her red ears were completely exposed.Shi Daizhe admired it with interest, only felt that the earlobe was small and soft, it looked...

It looks delicious!

"Ahem." The alarm bell rang in his heart, and Shi Daizhe instantly realized that he was on the verge of breaking the law.He quickly changed the subject and said, "Anyway, go find a guardian. The requirement is that you have lived in human society for more than 50 years. Of course, there is another big premise, that is, you can trust him. After all, he not only wants to teach you, but also treats you. You are responsible for your safety."

Xuanfu raised his head from the shame, and asked in confusion: "Then do I need to give the guardian something? After all, there is no reason, why should he take care of me?"

Shi Daizhe: "Not necessarily. It depends on the person."

Xuan Fu asked, "Then you are Yu Lu's guardian?"

Shi Daizhe nodded.

Xuanfu: "Why did you become his guardian?"

Shi Daizhe: "One time I saw him stranded by the pond, dying, and picked him up to see how pitiful he was."

Xuanfu didn't get any valuable information, so he let out an "oh" in disappointment.

Shi Daizhe lowered his head, buckled up his seat belt, and said flatly, "If you insist on saying what Yu Lu gave me, it's probably companionship. After all, once us monsters cultivate human form, their lifespan will become very long. Long. It's hard to be alone for such a long time."

Xuanfu opened his eyes wide in bewilderment: "Can't monsters marry humans?"

Shi Daizhe said: "Yes. If you are a partner, the Administration will not prevent you from revealing your monster identity to the other party. But..." His eyes became deep, and he looked out of the window, as if he was looking at a farther place , "It is very difficult to form a partner with a human being."

"Huh, is it difficult?" Xuan Fu became more and more confused, "I see that the female students around me like you quite a lot. Didn't many people on the school forum say that they want to give birth to monkeys for you?"

Shi Daizhe smiled: "They are female students now, young and beautiful, but what about 10 years later? 50 years later, 100 years later?"

"Oh—" Xuan Fu drew a long tone, teasing, "So you like young ones! Then you can change one after 10 years. As long as you are happy, you can change one every month."

"We're talking about a partner, not a date for sex." Shi Daizhe seemed a little displeased, and frowned, "What kind of three views do you have? You're not only dating but also giving up every month. It's outrageous."

"I'm a moth." Xuanfu twitched his lips, "The average lifespan of our moths is only 9 days, and one month is already four lifetimes for us! Isn't it long enough?"

"..." Shi Daizhe stared at him for a while, "But you are no longer a moth. You are a human being. Didn't you come to the world as a human being to taste what it's like to be a human being?"

"That's true..." Xuan Fu's stance was not firm, but he was quickly persuaded.

"Actually, it's not that I despise human partners who are old and not good enough for me." Shi Daizhe sighed, "Imagine, after a few years, when your human partner gets old and you are still young, what will your partner think? In a few decades, when your partner dies of old age, and you are left alone in the world, what will you think?"

Xuanfu tilted his head and thought for a while, then said honestly: "I don't know. I haven't thought about it."

Shi Daizhe smiled: "You are indeed still too young."

Xuanfu suddenly had an idea: "Then why don't you just find a monster as a partner?" Countless online novels flashed through his mind, and he said excitedly, "For example, after fighting for so many years with Immortal Linjiang, didn't something happen? Love and kill CP feeling!"

"..."

The atmosphere in the car instantly dropped to freezing point.

"No." Shi Daizhe said coldly, "Because we have enmity. We really have enmity."

"Boss, actually I've wanted to ask for a long time." Xuan Fu cautiously said, "What kind of enmity do you have? Can you tell me?"

Shi Daizhe turned his head silently, and while turning the steering wheel to drive away from the alley, he curled his lips and said, "I just snatched a few pairs of his shoes..."

Xuan Fu was surprised: "Shoes? What shoes?"

Shi Daich: "Limited edition shoes."

Xuanfu: "Huh???"

As soon as Shi Daizhe mentioned shoes, his voice returned to temperature, and even his eyes shone with joy.

"I'll show you." He parked the car that had just started on the side of the road again, took out his phone and clicked on the photo album.

Slender fingers slid across the screen.In the photo album are thousands of sneakers and sneakers of different styles from different angles.

Xuanfu opened his eyes wide in shock.What surprised him wasn't that Shi Daizhe liked to collect shoes, but that there was nothing but shoes in his phone album!

Not only are there only shoes in the photo album, but even his desktop, screen saver, and phone theme are all shoes!

Spinning instantly shut down his brain: "Wait, why do shoes still have limited editions? Aren't they all industrial products produced on the assembly line?"

Shi Daizhe frowned.Xuan Fu immediately realized that he had said something wrong, and quickly pointed to a photo, and praised hypocritically: "Oh, don't say it! These shoes are really pretty!"

The big spider's expression softened instantly, and a smile appeared in his eyes again.

so coaxing...

Xuan Fu thought a little unexpectedly: It seems that in case the boss gets angry accidentally in the future, all he needs to do is buy a pair of shoes for him.

Kinda...cute?

On the way back to school, Shi Daizhe was introducing his collection of shoes to Xuan Fu, even when Xuan Fu falsely expressed his interest, Shi Daizhe offered to take him to see his collection.

Xuan Fu thought to himself, no wonder he is not interested in his thousand-year-old enemy, it turns out he has found the true love of his life.

shoe!

……etc.The big spider said that the reason why he became enmity with Immortal Linjiang was that he robbed Immortal Linjiang of a few pairs of shoes... In other words, Immortal Linjiang also collects shoes? !

……

These two millennium bosses don't seem to be very serious.

When the car drove into the school, Shi Daizhe seemed to have finally remembered that he still had the status of Yu Lu's guardian, so he reluctantly ended the topic of shoes, and began to discuss with Xuanfu what to do next.

Xuan Fu thought for a while, and asked: "Old Huang from the Monster Management Bureau said that he has no authority to summon Linjiang Immortal. Is it because Linjiang Immortal has some background?"

Shi Daizhe stopped the car at the classroom dormitory building, did not get out of the car, and still sat in the car, explaining to him: "Because Linjiang Immortal is different from us. He is not a monster."

Xuanfu: "Then he is...?"

Shi Daizhe: "Have you heard of the saying 'Jiang Ziya fishes, and those who wish to take the bait'?"

Xuanfu was shocked: "What? Could it be that he is Jiang..."

Shi Daizhe snorted coldly: "That's right, he is Jiang Ziya—the little fishing rod used for fishing."

Revolving: "..."

In an instant, he felt that he was not awesome.

Shi Daizhe added: "...belongs to ancient artifacts, and is under the control of the artifact bureau. So Lao Huang is not qualified to summon him. Only the old antiques from the artifact bureau can call him."

Revolving: "..."

In an instant, I felt that Linjiang Immortal was awesome again!

As soon as the two got out of the car, they noticed a large group of people gathered at the intersection of the teacher's apartment building, who seemed to be watching something.

Shi Daizhe walked over, glanced at it, and immediately frowned.

what are they looking atXuanfu didn't see him as tall, he had to stand on tiptoes to get over the shoulders of the people in the front row, and vaguely saw a piece of printing paper stuck on the wall.The paper is colorful and dense, and I don't know what it is.

Shi Daizhe didn't answer him, but politely asked the crowd to get out of the way, then went up and tore off the piece of paper.

"Go up and talk about it." His tone was a little cold.

The crowd around cast curious glances at Xuan Fu.Xuanfu recognized that one of them was also his professional teacher.He suddenly realized that he followed Shi Daizhe home as a student, which felt weird.But Big Spider didn't seem to notice this, his attention was all on that piece of paper, I'm afraid there is something wrong with that piece of paper.

So Xuan Fu didn't think too much, and followed with his head down.

There are still traces of the battle between the big spider and Linjiang Xian in the corridor, but it has obviously been cleaned.The wall powder that fell on the ground was swept away, and the holes in the windows were also posted with the words "caution safety glass is fragile".

When he came to door 401, Shi Daizhe opened the door and went in, letting Xuanfu close the door.

It's time to be alone with Spider-Man again, and this time at his house.Xuanfu felt suffocated again.

The home of the big spider, isn't that Pansi Cave!

He is a weak, helpless and pitiful moth, running behind the spider's butt all day long, what does he look like!

Darwin's coffin is about to fail, okay?

The author has something to say:

Moth: Cults are really fragrant.

Spider: I'll beat you to death, you bastard! ! !