He forced me to take responsibility after my roommate was scumbag

"Break up, I'm tired."

Tang Qingzhi glanced at the handsome guy on the opposite bed, uttered six words cleanly and decisively, and then quickly pulled him into the blacklist.

——Now that I'm single, if I tease a handsome guy again, it won't count as cheating, right?Tang Qingzhi rubbed his hands excitedly.

Today is the day when the first-year students of Qucheng College report. The handsome person in front of him who makes him unforgettable at a glance is his new roommate.

"Hello~" Tang Qingzhi bent his eyes and nodded slightly at that person. His voice was not loud, and the ending sound was slightly elongated, making the whole tone cute and smiling, "My name is Tang Qingzhi."

This roommate was a boy with few words. After looking at Tang Qingzhi for a long time, he gently uttered a three-word self-introduction: "Yu Qiuzhu."

A good-looking person is not called dull, but cold-talking with those flirtatious people on the Internet recently, Tang Qingzhi felt that it was about time for a change of taste.

Tang Qingzhi's brain was converting the different types of Gao Lengnan and the corresponding strategy methods of various sub-genres, and the phone vibrated again.

Tang Qingzhi lowered his head to check—it was the "someone who's so flirtatious" that flashed in his mind just now.

【Pluto】Shocked!How can men's skin be so good now? ?

Tang Qingzhi frowned, feeling a sense of vigilance in his heart - who was he praising? ?

No matter who you praise, it is definitely not yourself.Tang Qingzhi felt a little upset and decided to make trouble.

[Let's end it] Wow, I'm really rich, and I can take care of my skin!

【Pluto】Do you usually take care of your skin?

Tang Qingzhi took a peek at Yu Qiuzhu, and quickly typed out a line.

[Leave it alone] I am pure and natural~ Brother, do you want to check and accept it?

Tang Qingzhi turned his back, quietly turned on the front camera, stared at his clean and flawless cheeks, pulled in frantically, took a picture of skin color patches that did not show facial features, and sent it.

【Pluto】Wow, what is this?

【Enough】The softest part of my whole body~ let my brother touch~

Pluto is one of Tang Qingzhi's many flirting partners - chatting is just flirting, not online dating, nothing to do with ambiguity or liking, just looking at each other pleasingly and saying something exciting to pass the time.

——So it’s not a cheating either.

After the coquettish, Tang Qingzhi also wanted to raise his head to catch his breath, and happened to meet the eyes of the opposite person looking at him again. It didn't matter if he didn't look at him, the small antenna in Tang Qingzhi's brain started beeping again.

Yu Qiuzhu, with a height of 1.8 meters and five heads up, dresses carefully and behaves elegantly. He has an inconspicuous piercing in his right ear. He has stared at himself blatantly since the first meeting.

The most important thing is that this person's skin is almost as good as his own.

At this moment, Tang Qingzhi just wanted to send him a sentence: "Do you usually take care of your skin?"

Therefore, considering the above information comprehensively, it is very likely that Yu Qiuzhu is gay.

Although judging people by their appearance, especially their sexual orientation, is extremely inadvisable, the thing that helped Tang Qing make a conclusion was the miracle Gaydar that he was accurate and never reported an error-but any gay man he identified could never be straight!

Attack quickly!

Not to engage in straight men and not to cheat is his bottom line as a conscientious scumbag in the industry, except for these two points, nothing can stop his wild pace.

After bowing his head and checking his phone for a while, Yu Qiuzhu began to tidy up the bed lazily and desperately.

At first glance, this person is the type who does not touch the spring water with his fingers, and he will definitely ask himself for help in a while.

Tang Qingzhi blinked and accelerated the speed of making the bed in his hands.

Sure enough, after the man took out his indifferent Muji three-piece suit, he began to steal lessons from Tang Qingzhi without restraint.

After Tang Qingzhi laid out the bedding, he immediately took out the bedding and laid it.

After Tang Qingzhi laid out the bed sheet, he unfolded the bed sheet and tidied up the corners in a similar manner.

After Tang Qingzhi put the pillowcase on, he also drew a scoop from a gourd and placed the pillow properly.

It wasn't until the start of the Hell-level difficult single-person quilt cover challenge that Tang Qingzhi suddenly accelerated the speed of his hands, and the swiftness of his hands even made double images.

Sure enough, no matter how strong that person's learning ability was, he couldn't keep up with the sixteen times faster lightning operation. When Tang Qingzhi finished tidying up, that person had been completely swallowed alive by the huge quilt cover.

The zipper seam of the quilt was like a huge mouth of an abyss, and Yu Qiuzhu was the prey swallowed by this giant beast. It swelled up and seemed to be struggling violently because of a bottleneck in the operation.

Tang Qingzhi smiled, sneaked in quietly, and gently crawled to his side. Before the man was shocked, he helped him straighten the rolled-up quilt without saying a word.

Out of the corner of his eye, he caught sight of Yu Qiuzhu who was frozen to one side and did not dare to move, and a crack finally appeared on that person's cold expression.

Tang Qingzhi raised his head, only showing a subtle smile, and asked softly: "Do you need my help? It may not be easy for you alone."

In a small confined space, the light is covered by a thin quilt and a layer of dark filters is added. The physical distance between the two people, which seems to be absent at times, adds a strong ambiguity to the whole scene.

Yu Qiuzhu looked at him for a while, then withdrew his gaze: "Yes." After a long while, he added: "Thank you."

Tang Qingzhi smiled again, then got out, and rescued the man from the huge mouth of the abyss again.

Yu Qiuzhu was not stupid, probably just lacked a little practical experience. Tang Qingzhi chatted with him implicitly while tidying up the corners.

Because the vision was blocked, it was inevitable that he accidentally touched Yu Qiuzhu's hand that was hidden in the corner and had nowhere to put it.

The man obviously didn't expect to have physical contact at such a tricky angle, he couldn't hide his panic and froze, then quickly lowered his head, trying to skip this move by muddling through.

"Eh? Was that your hand just now?" Tang Qingzhi pretended to be surprised and brought the topic back, "I was shocked, and it moved when I touched it."

Being so confused by him, as if Yu Qiuzhu took the initiative to approach him, he saw that the ear tips of the person opposite him turned red.

——So pure?Compared with those old fritters, he is also a little too cute.Tang Qingzhi was overjoyed.

Under Tang Qingzhi's guidance, the two cooperated and quickly covered the quilt.

"Thank you." He said it again, Tang Qingzhi smiled and agreed.

Yu Qiuzhu was obviously the one who didn't talk much, after some basic greetings, he plugged in his earphones and buried himself in his own business.

Tang Qingzhi glanced briefly at the dormitory in the six-person room. Both he and Yu Qiuzhu chose the lower bunk in the middle, and there was only an aisle between them. If they sat directly opposite each other, their legs might fight.

The phone vibrated twice again.

【Pluto】Do you usually do housework?

[Enough] If I don't do it, my brother won't marry me?

[Pluto] I think about it.

[Leave it alone] Then I will work hard until my brother is satisfied~

Because from time to time he wanted to glance at Yu Qiuzhu across the street, Tang Qingzhi gradually became a little absent-minded, and just so happened that the other side also raised his head, Tang Qingzhi stood up and put his phone back in his pocket: "Are you a local?"

His tone was gentle with a sense of distance, and there was no unnerving overly hot post, but if you look carefully, there always seems to be a hint of secret seduction in those clean and shining eyes.

"Yes." Yu Qiuzhu nodded.

"That's great, it's my first time in Qucheng." Tang Qingzhi smiled at Yu Qiuzhu, as if he was restraining the inevitable restraint when facing strangers, and gently rubbed his fingers on the railing behind him without deliberate The little tricks that are hidden are rather cute.

"It's almost time, can I have dinner with you? I'm not very familiar with this place."

"Okay." Yu Qiuzhu said.

When I came here, it was still raining heavily outside, and now the rain has obviously weakened, but after all, it is falling, and the sound of tick-tock rain soothed the heat and boredom that should have been in summer.

The two went downstairs one after the other. When they reached the first floor, the open space in the corridor was full of students' umbrellas hanging on the ground. Because it was a male dormitory, there were not so many colorful colors. Yu Qiuzhu was in a dark color system. After finally finding his pure black umbrella, he turned to look at Tang Qingzhi.

Tang Qingzhi visually measured the size of the umbrella in Yu Qiuzhu's hand, and then glanced at his own umbrella propped in the corner from the corner of the eye, and turned to meet Yu Qiuzhu's gaze: "A classmate borrowed my umbrella just now, and it seems that I haven't returned it yet. , can I rub yours for a while?"

"Okay." Yu Qiuzhu seemed to only say "okay", "yes" and "good" besides "thank you" and his own name.

Before going out, Tang Qingzhi saw the message from Pluto 10 minutes ago.

[Pluto] Good.

It's exactly the same.Tang Qingzhi smiled, took advantage of Yu Qiuzhu's inattention, and quickly replied a word.

【Enough】Hmm~

Punctuation marks are a magical thing. For the same word, some people can say it with a rippling feeling.

After putting away the mobile phone, Tang Qingzhi followed Yu Qiuzhu's steps, and nimbly got under the umbrella he was holding, and the two walked out of the dormitory building together.

The umbrella was not small, but it was still a bit reluctant to squeeze two boys at the same time. Tang Qingzhi shrank back, neither sticking to him nor daring to stay too far away.Yu Qiuzhu seemed a little bit at a loss for this kind of crowding, and couldn't find a suitable place to stick to Tang Qingzhi's arm for a long time.

Tang Qingzhi curled his lips—in fact, it's normal for boys to hook shoulders and backs. This inexplicable embarrassment and shyness, on the contrary, added an ambiguous color to this small space.

"You seem to be having a hard time." Tang Qingzhi turned to look at him without hesitation, "Let me do it."

Tang Qingzhi was half a head shorter than Yu Qiuzhu, if Yu Qiuzhu was not able to hold an umbrella smoothly, then Tang Qingzhi was even less likely to be able to handle it smoothly.

"No, I'll come." Yu Qiuzhu was rarely firm.

"I'll come, I'll come, you give the umbrella and I give the strength."

Tang Qingzhi stretched out his hand with a smile, Yu Qiuzhu subconsciously wanted to do that, but after a moment of entanglement, the two of them gently held hands together.

——And no one has the intention of withdrawing first.

It's just that both of them fell silent at the same time, outside the umbrella was the pattering rain, under the umbrella was the clear breathing and heartbeat, and the corner under the shadow was drawn with a touch of poetry by two hands passing each other's temperature.

Tang Qingzhi glanced at the other party's suddenly sinking eyes, retracted his hand first as if pretending to be reserved, touched the tips of his ears, and lowered his head as if a little shy.

"Brother Bei, do you have any vacation during your military training? I'll come to you later!"

A very clean male voice came from not far away, and Tang Qingzhi heard it and looked over.

——There are two boys walking side by side, one is bookish with glasses, and the other is called "Brother Bei", who looks good but looks a bit fierce.

Tang Qingzhi knew it in his heart - if he guessed correctly, these two should be a couple.

But in the next moment, the glasses looked at Yu Qiuzhu under Tang Qingzhi's eyelids.Coincidentally, Yu Qiuzhu also raised his eyes, and the eyes of the two met.

The most terrible thing is that there seems to be a smile in the eyes of the glasses.

Tang Qingzhi suddenly felt that his breathing was stagnant, and he looked at Brother Bei who didn't know it, and couldn't laugh for some reason.

Tang Qingzhi was in a complicated mood, and unconsciously picked up the phone again, fearing that he could not see the way when he lowered his head, so he stretched out his left hand and gently pinched the corner of Yu Qiuzhu's clothes, lowered his right hand, and quickly typed blindly in the range that Yu Qiuzhu could not see. send.

[Let's end it] qwq I'm frustrated, my brother quickly said he loves me. [Big cry.jpg]

Tang Qingzhi held the phone, waiting for a response.

The phone in Yu Qiuzhu's pocket vibrated, and he lowered his head to touch the phone, when he suddenly saw someone grabbing his hand by the corner of his clothes.

The dark eyes swayed, and then the corners of the mouth slowly curled up.

Tang Qingzhi waited for a long time but did not get a reply.

It's over, and I don't even want him to be a flirtatious partner——the majestic Neptune is about to become a king of widows.

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1.

Trapped in the reincarnation of doomsday, after countless failures to save the world, Qi Luyao decided to put life and death aside and take simple happiness as his first pursuit.

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2.

Because pheromones repeatedly triggered zombie riots, Qi Luyao, who was in heat frequently, was finally arrested by the military as the number one dangerous element.

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Interrogator: "Sir, this man is talking nonsense, I suggest torture."

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3.

At the moment of the doomsday war, Comrade Qi Luyao, a humanoid self-propelled fragrance machine, was thrown into the center of the battlefield by the military as a bait.

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Before cutting off the call, Qi Luyao asked calmly, "Xiao Zhong, are you teaching me how to do things?"

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