Dad, he is addicted to raising cubs

It would be even better if you could spend more time with me without writing papers. "

He looked at Xueman, who was writing hard on the desk next to him, full of resentment, "I'm already lying next to you, but you still only want to write papers, papers are your true love!"

"Your brain is filled with some yellow crap."

Xueman was helpless, stretched out his hand and flicked Osamu Dazai's head, "Read more books when you have nothing to do, reading those things will not benefit your further education."

"...You better let me go."

Osamu Dazai, who was paralyzed on Xueman's bed, was like a salted fish, "Did I tell you about my dream? My dream is to be a rice worm waiting to die for a lifetime, but under your urging, I and my dream The distance is getting farther and farther."

"You destroyed my dreams, and you are responsible for me."

Osamu Dazai was very serious.

Xueman endured and endured, and finally couldn't help it, and knocked on the top of Dazai Zhi's head with great force, "I won't sleep on the same bed with Xianyu." He said righteously.

"Isn't that just salted fish?"

Osamu Dazai stood up and left the destroyed dream behind, "In fact, I now have a new dream, which is to be a person who is useful to society and mankind."

So come and sleep together!Happy!

Don't leave me sleepless alone!

"It's a good dream of yours."

Xueman affirmed him, and then pushed Dazai Osamu on another chair next to the desk, "Then I will urge you to complete this great dream. Come on, start doing the questions. If you can't finish it, don't sleep today."

"what?"

Osamu Dazai stared blankly at the test paper in front of him, his stomach ached.

He didn't doubt that Xueman didn't understand his hidden meaning at all—they are all foxes of a thousand years, and no one should play Liaozhai in front of anyone, but Xueman can do it, and if he understands it, he won't blush and show you meaning to understand.

"What, is the question too easy? Then change to another one."

Xueman also thoughtfully replaced Osamu Dazai with a more difficult one, after all he is not some kind of devil.

Before writing for an hour, Osamu Dazai fell asleep lying on the table, still moaning in his dream, saying that he didn't want to write the paper, and wanted to have sex, sex...

Xueman calmly draped a small blanket over him, rolled the sheets?Don't even think about being a minor.

But next time, let's drag Dazai to do something else. It really sounds inhumane to let a sophomore feel the atmosphere of preparing for the exam in advance.

Osamu Dazai: Isn't that inhumane?That's pretty inhumane, thanks!

On a certain weekend, Osamu Dazai was ready to swim in the sea of ​​questions for a whole day.

In order to escape this "education of love", he deliberately stayed up all night, just to write two questions and then passed out. Anyway, Xueman wouldn't wake him up when he fell asleep, so that he could complete the questions perfectly. Time passed.

"We're going to the movies today... um? What's the matter? Don't you want to watch it?"

Xueman saw Dazai Osamu who was leaning on the door frame, and asked, "Or do you mean that you don't want to watch a movie and just do the quizzes? It's not good to always do the quizzes, you have to combine work and rest."

"No, I'm very happy."

Osamu Dazai's voice was almost squeezed out between his teeth, he raised a big smile at Xueman, expressing his determination to go to the movies.

It's okay, don't you just go on a date after all night?

I can!No one can stop me from going out on a date!

"Let's go then."

Xueman calculated the opening time of the movie, and found that they could still go shopping in a nearby shopping mall. It happened that he had saved a lot of pocket money recently, so he could buy some things for Osamu Dazai.

"Dazai?"

"……what?"

Osamu Dazai replied in a daze, rubbed his eyes for a while, "What do you want me to do?"

"Are you ok?"

Xueman noticed the blue and black eyes of the other party, which was particularly obvious on Dazai's fair face, "You look very tired, or you won't go today, and go next time."

"no!"

Osamu Dazai resolutely opposed it, and didn't wait for the next time this time, and he didn't know how long it would take for the next time, "I'm just a little sleepy in the car, it's okay."

I want to watch the movie to death!

He raised his hands and slapped his cheeks violently, making a "snap" sound, which sounded like pain, but the pain knocked Osamu Dazai's sleepiness away a lot, and he grabbed Xueman's arm , Wandering until 10 minutes before the opening of the movie before stopping.

The movie the two of them are going to watch today is a horror movie that has been well received recently. I heard that many people were scared and ran out after watching halfway through.

Xueman originally wanted another movie that was more warm, but when he asked people around him if they had any movie recommendations, the former student union accountant recommended this movie to him with excitement, saying that it is especially suitable for couples, ah no, it’s a good relationship people to watch together.

Even the accountant bought the ticket and sent it to Xueman.

This strong Amway appearance made Xueman have to accept her kindness.

When Xueman went to buy popcorn and Coke, Dazai Osamu sat in the waiting area and almost fell asleep. He hit his head on the table with a small swelling on his head, but he finally woke up before Xueman came back .

When Xueman came back with popcorn in his arms, Dazai Osamu said in a relaxed tone that he accidentally bumped his head just now, but it wasn't serious, and the swelling would go away tomorrow.

"Why are you so careless?"

Yukiman stuck the Coke with ice on Osamu Dazai's swollen place, and the thought of stopping watching the movie came to his mind again.

But Osamu Dazai seemed to see what he was thinking, and he dragged Yukiman to the ticket gate without giving the other party a chance to hesitate.

In this way, the two came to the screening hall where the horror movie was about to be broadcast. Most of the people who came to watch the movie were couples, and they lifted up the handrail between the two places, and they were crowded into a ball .

Xueman: "..." Accountant, are you serious?

"Why are there so few people here?"

Osamu Dazai said this, but he was secretly happy in his heart. There was no one around, which is too cool. If he secretly did something to Xueman, no one would find out at all, hehehe.

Then the movie started.

Then Osamu Dazai was scared to death.

The only thing that can comfort Osamu Dazai is that because of fear, he buried his face in Xueman's chest for three quarters of the time and did not lift it up, rounding it up he had eaten enough tofu.

This bit of sweetness diluted his fear of being frightened by the female ghost so much that his soul would float out of his mouth.

When the movie was over, Xueman looked down and saw that Osamu Dazai, who was hiding in his arms, had his eyes tightly closed, and when he listened carefully, his breathing was also very steady.

This is... fell asleep?

Xueman was helpless, and gave the housekeeper an apologetic look. With a little effort, he carried Dazai Zhi on his back—he had already discovered that Dazai Zhi hadn't rested well, and had been waiting for the other party to take the initiative to say that he wanted to go back. If he wanted to go home, Osamu Dazai was so stubborn that he would rather sleep to death than go home.

What can he do?

Of course he chose to forgive him and take Osamu Dazai home.

When Dazai woke up, he found himself lying on the bed.

He fell into thinking about life, where am I and why am I where this is and where is it...

"When you wake up, go wash your face, you haven't eaten for almost a day."

Xueman came over, still wearing an apron, and what came with him was the faint aroma of chicken soup, neither thick nor greasy, but it woke up Osamu Dazai's sleeping stomach.

"Eat whatever you want." Dazai Osamu looked expectant.

"Chicken noodle soup."

Xueman turned around and walked towards the kitchen. The noodles were prepared in advance and covered with a cover to prevent them from drying out, but the chicken soup was always simmering on a low fire, constantly tumbling and bubbling.

Put a little noodles in a large bowl, and then arrange a few pieces of soft chicken drumsticks; scald green vegetables and perfectly round soft-boiled eggs are arranged neatly, and finally pour the chicken soup that has been boiled for half a day.

“It's delicious qaq”

Osamu Dazai was moved to tears.

As the saying goes, when people are hungry, whatever they eat tastes delicious, so if the food they eat when they are hungry is delicious, the touch will be the square of the fragrance, a taste that Osamu Dazai will never forget.

He has a cat's tongue, he is afraid of being hot and he is reluctant to eat too slowly, the way he looks in a hurry makes Xueman just want to laugh.

"Eat slowly, there is still a lot in the pot."

Xueman put the same type of noodles in front of him, but the plate was a bit rough. Vegetables, eggs and meat appeared in the bowl casually. He was not afraid of being scalded, and Dazai Zhizhi was very envious of the chic way of eating noodles.

After scooping up the noodles, Osamu Dazai drank the soup slowly with a spoon. The slightly hot thick soup ironed his heart and stomach, and the tiredness from staying up all night and being frightened was relieved little by little.

"very nice."

He couldn't help showing a comfortable smile, and drank the soup in one gulp.

It was rare to see Dazai with such a good appetite, Xueman almost wondered if he had put some magical seasoning in the soup, causing Dazai to eat the whole bowl in one go.

Osamu Dazai, as a child with a small appetite and a picky eater, has been troubled by Xueman since he was a child.

"Next time, don't watch horror movies."

After the meal was over, Osamu Dazai began to post his thoughts, "And the air-conditioning in that movie theater was too high, I almost froze to death in short-sleeved clothes."

The cinema has something to say: this is a trick that only lovers halls have!

"it is good."

Xueman agreed to him.

The day of graduation was the day when the rain finally cleared up.

After listening to the principal's lengthy speech and representing this year's graduate speech, Xueman, who walked out of the gymnasium, looked at the white clouds floating in the clear blue sky, and showed a moving smile like everyone else.

Who would wish that the day of graduation would be a cloudy and rainy day?

Clearing up the sun is a good sign, and everyone is thinking that this must indicate a good future for them.

"Senior!"

"Senior Yuecheng!"

Before Xueman could look at the sky again, people who came from all directions wrapped themselves in the middle.

In fact, Osamu Dazai has never thought wrongly. No matter where he is, Xueman's popularity is terribly high.Before graduation, everyone can still take care of the friendship between classmates and maintain a restrained distance, but it's the day of graduation, so what's the use of holding that little reserve.

So people who confessed to Xueman formed a long line, both men and women.

Some really want to confess to Xueman, they simply desire to like Xueman, and some fall in love with him because they have been helped by Xueman and are moved by his gentleness; some are just to express themselves With gratitude, Xueman's free sharing of notes has saved many people who had headaches in reviewing.

Osamu Dazai was at the end of the line, patiently watching the people in front crying and laughing at Xueman, some people went too far, wanting to get a hug from Xueman.

Xueman satisfied all the requests that were not too excessive.

Those who confessed to him received Xueman's usual gentle rejection.

"Senior Yuecheng, I like you."

When it was Dazai Osamu's turn, he raised his chin proudly and said to Xueman.

"Sorry, I already have someone I like."

Xueman said the words of rejection very smoothly, but in the next second, he realized that the person in front of him was Osamu Dazai, and there was a bit of helplessness in his smile, "Dazai, why did you come here?"

"I'll come over to see if you've been taken away by someone else."

Osamu Dazai was upright, and replied without the slightest blushing, "But I am very satisfied, no one can take you away."

"By the way, senior, who is the person you like?"

Osamu Dazai asked Xueman intentionally, as cunning as a little fox, with the beard on his mouth raised proudly, "Why haven't I heard you say it before, I'm your neighbor, and you didn't even tell me..."

His subsequent words disappeared into the kiss from Xueman.

"The person I like is right here."

"you--!"

Osamu Dazai's eyes widened.

He never expected that Xueman would dare to kiss him in front of so many people.

The accountant has been paying attention here, and when she saw Xueman taking the initiative to kiss Osamu Dazai, she was so excited that she was about to pass out—the cp she was drinking made sugar in front of her, what is this called, it was getting married on the spot!

"Death without regret, woo woo woo!"

She applauded frantically, and together with the students who didn't know why, she sent the warmest blessings to the two of them.

Xueman has graduated, but Osamu Dazai still has to study here for a year.

Ever since Yukiman and him kissed in front of the gymnasium, no one stood at the door of the class and called Osamu Dazai out to confess.

Don't ask, if you ask, you can't compete with Xueman.

Even after Xueman graduated, his legend was still left on campus, especially the notes that could be passed on for at least two or three years, which established his status as a god in the hearts of many students.

As for Xueman's class, the test scores were indeed the best in the past years. Many people thanked Xueman after they got their scores. If it weren't for his help, the exam would have passed, but there would never be such a high score. Fraction.

Xueman, who went to Ideal University, thought about it for a while, and simply opened a studio, and started a tutoring institution with her new classmates.Those who can become classmates with Xueman all came in by stepping on the single-plank bridge after killing thousands of troops, and each of them can be described as a dragon and a phoenix among people.

Give Xueba a fulcrum, and they can tilt the earth.

When Osamu Dazai passed the exam, Yukiman became a new legendary figure.

Osamu Dazai: It wasn't Yukiman who made the legend, he was the legend itself, and he was a god wherever he went.

Unlike high school, Yukiman did not shy away from showing up in front of his friends with Dazai Osamu, and also used the title of boyfriend when introducing him, which shocked a group of people a little.

After hearing from Osamu Dazai that they were still neighbors and that their growth trajectories almost coincided, a group of schoolmasters who had no targets burst into tears.

It's no wonder that they have been solo since their mother's womb. You can see how smart Xueman is. She has already pre-determined her future partner at a young age.

"The country owes me a bamboo horse/green plum!"

Shouting such words, they got drunk at the welcome party specially for Osamu Dazai.

In the end, Xueman, who drank like water, sent the group of people to a taxi one by one, and gave the driver enough fare to ensure that they could be delivered safely.

Osamu Dazai, who also drank a lot of wine, hung on his body all the time, even if his feet were weak, he still held Xueman firmly, as if he was afraid that he would run away.

The shopkeeper looked at Xueman who had sent away many drunks with admiration. He could be so relaxed with a person hanging on his body. Are college students so powerful now?

"It's full of snow, it's full of snow..."

Osamu Dazai put his mouth close to Xueman's ear, and kept chanting the other party's name, as if he could never get tired of it, "I like you so much, I like you!"

"I like you too."

The apartment that Xueman bought was not far from the place to eat, and Dazai was a little too drunk, so he didn't take a taxi at all, and walked home with Dazai on his back.

I heard Dazai Osamu's fancy confession to him along the way, and I don't know how long I have been holding it back. Anyway, until they returned home, Dazai Osamu's confession was not repeated.

Xueman regretted not recording what Dazai said.

If you want to listen to it again in the future, it may be a bit difficult. You must know that Dazai's mouth is as tight as a clam shell, and he will not easily utter such soft words.

"Snowman..."

Osamu Dazai, who was sitting by the bed, had misty eyes. He opened his hand and asked Xueman to help him change his pajamas. The shirt smelled of alcohol turned into pajamas made of refreshing material, and the night wind blowing in from the bay window also left the air The smell of alcohol rolled out.

Osamu Dazai's spirit was sober for an instant. He looked at Xueman, whose back was facing him and was putting a pillow for him, and rushed towards him. just stopped.

"stamp."

His expression was extraordinarily solemn, "Xueman, it belongs to Dazai."

Then Osamu Dazai turned his head to one side, revealing a large area of ​​skin at the open neckline of his pajamas, he pointed at the side of his neck, without saying a word, just looked at Xueman like that.

"It will hurt a little."

As he wished, Xueman bit down on the place pointed by Osamu Dazai as hard as he did, and stamped "Dazai Belongs to Xueman" on it.When Xueman bit down, Osamu Dazai held Xueman's arm tightly with his hand, and his rounded fingertips left deep marks on the arm.

After waking up the next day, Osamu Dazai stretched his sore limbs, lifted the quilt, looked at the spots on his body, and fell into the trouble of Schrödinger's bed sheet.

The bed sheet was rolled - after all, there are so many strawberries on his body, it must not be bitten by mosquitoes - but he has no memory at all, the memory was broken at the celebration... oh, there is a vague one who threw himself at Xueman screen, nothing else.

This is exactly the same as not rolling!

And this tooth print...

Osamu Dazai caressed the most serious scar with his fingertips. After one night, the skin became more red, and there was obvious tingling pain when he pressed it. As if he didn't know the pain, he pressed harder down.

Reflected in the mirror, the smile on the corner of his mouth is so wanton.

You checked a star.

You caught that star.

You and that star will be together forever.

The author has something to say: Hahahaha I have to share my experience of going to a beauty salon for the first time.

My sister took me to the beauty parlor that day, forgiving the country kids for not being in this kind of place before... In short, after a series of cleansing masks and the like, the beautician gave me a set of shoulder and neck massage.

To be honest, I am not in vain in normal times, no matter how hard she is, I am not afraid of pain even if I have a thick skin.

However, that day, I happened to be sore after working out :)

She kneaded and pounded my painful arm and chest, and almost sent me away (manual goodbye jpg

Black Carrying the Coffin was the background music I picked for myself!

It hurts me sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!I was shaking with pain.

But for the sake of (unnecessary) dignity, I refrained from speaking.

Then the beautician asked me, is it too itchy?

For the sake of my (unnecessary) dignity, I said, yes, yes, it's too itchy.

Then she got stronger (.

Finally, the beautician smiled and said, you have so much tickle.

Me (tears): You're right