Dad, he is addicted to raising cubs
Chapter 93
Summer is here, and the snow-covered spring of Yuecheng has just begun.
Feeling the body temperature in the bed that does not belong to her, Xueman found that no matter how long he preached to Osamu Dazai before going to bed, or how serious the other party was, as long as the light was turned off, everything before would not exist.
And this cat demon is plausible, saying that he has always slept like this before, and he is not used to sleeping in another place, and will suffer from insomnia.
Xueman: Excuse me, who is that person who is sleeping on the sofa →→
"Dazai."
Squeezing between her eyebrows, Xueman moved her stiff body and came outside the quilt, "Didn't I clean up the guest room for you?" Didn't you promise to be brave and strong and sleep alone?
In order to ensure that Osamu Dazai can sleep in the guest room with peace of mind, Xueman also specially reorganized the guest room. From the mattress to the carpet, everything was consulted by Osamu Dazai to ensure that the whole room was liked by the other party. Take it easy.
In the end, it was a little too early to let go.
"What is the guest room, I don't know."
Osamu Dazai stared at a pair of iris-colored eyes, with a cute look of "I'm a cutie, don't make things difficult for me".
Xueman doesn't eat this set.
If he looks like a cat and shows off his soft belly to make Yukiman rua, then Osamu Dazai wants the stars in the sky, and Yukiman will pick them off for him-this is a bit exaggerated, but he will definitely be in his own eyes. Within the scope of ability, try to achieve the wishes of the other party.
But Osamu Dazai is human now.
"Have you forgotten what you said during the day?"
Xueman patiently picked up the phone and played the recording to Osamu Dazai.
"It's really my voice."
Osamu Dazai's voice softened a little, "But what does the me in the day have to do with the me now?"
The tail came out from under the quilt, Osamu Dazai grabbed his tail and shook it at Xueman, "If you have any questions, you can talk to me in the daytime."
"Anyway, I will not be responsible for him at night."
Osamu Dazai, who has a strong sense of self-management, finds a reason for himself in minutes. His smug little expression looks a bit unbearable, and the ears that are pricked up because of his happy mood show the attitude of the other party.
Xueman: "..."
I can't be scolded, and I can't bear to be beaten... When facing the difficult Osamu Dazai, Xueman felt that he still had a lot to learn.
"Okay, it's already this point, are you still not sleeping?"
Osamu Dazai patted Xueman's pillow, and lifted the quilt thoughtfully, "And I'll sleep if you don't." Hurry up and lie down and don't whine.
Osamu Dazai, who felt that he was disgusted, snorted in his heart—is he the kind of low-level monster who insists on sticking to humans?Of course not!
It's just that the smell of Xueman's body made Osamu Dazai incomparably addicted. If you compare it, it is a large human-shaped Mutian Polygonum, taking a sip of happiness like a fairy.
Yukiman is obsessed with sucking cats, and Osamu Dazai is addicted to sucking Xueman. To a certain extent, the two are really a perfect match.
"Must we sleep together?"
Breeders are dying.
"What do you say?"
The cat demon raised the corners of her lips. In the dark environment, those reflective cat eyes were like two small light bulbs. "Are you lying in by yourself, or should I push you down?"
As a cat demon, even though Osamu Dazai looks thinner than Xueman, he is still far superior to Xueman in terms of strength.Communicating well with humans is a new skill he has only recently learned, otherwise he would just slap him, and Xueman would fall obediently if he didn't want to lie down.
"...May I make a request?"
Pursing her lips, Xueman deeply felt that it would be hopeless to retreat like this, "Can you...don't just take off your clothes when you fall asleep."
God knows how devastated he was when he opened his eyes in the morning and found a cat demon with no hair, cat ears on his head, and tail curled around his lap.
But Osamu Dazai had a good reason - he didn't wear anything back then, didn't he still sleep next to Yukiman's pillow?
Yukiman wanted to kneel down to Osamu Dazai.
Can cats and people be compared? !
Osamu Dazai: I said yes, then yes.
"Humans are so troublesome."
Osamu Dazai sighed, and considered for a long time between the puppet and pajamas, and finally chose the former, "If I promise, you can go to bed obediently."
There was a hint of Xueman making trouble on purpose between the words.
"That's right." Xueman could only humiliately say yes.
"Okay, then do as you say."
Shaking his ears, Osamu Dazai agreed to Xueman's request, but he also whispered in his heart, can he control whether he takes off his clothes or not?Who knows what I'll do when I'm asleep.
What if Xueman is not satisfied?
Well, then you can consult with me who is asleep.
Early the next morning, Xueman found that there was a cat demon in his arms with his shirt missing.
He found that he actually felt relieved in this small progress - if he didn't take off all of them, he was a victory!
I always feel that if this continues, my bottom line will get lower and lower...
Shaking his head, Xueman got up and wrapped Dazai more tightly with a quilt. Cats seem to have the habit of squeezing themselves into some narrow spaces, just like Dazai in front of him. If he sleeps with Xueman, He will definitely put himself into Xueman's arms to fall asleep at ease.
When Osamu Dazai was still a cat, Yukiman, who was so dependent on his own little black, would show a silly father's expression every time, feeling that his cat was the cutest in the world when he clinged to people.
After becoming a human... Forget it, is it useful to think about it?
Xueman's footsteps were extremely light, afraid of disturbing Osamu Dazai who was still snoring.He washed up first, and then came to the kitchen as usual to prepare breakfast for the two of them.
The daily recipes are ordered by Osamu Dazai one day in advance.
As a cat demon who has revealed his identity and can command his breeders to cook delicious food for him, what Dazai Osamu likes most now is to use a tablet to search for various delicacies, and hand over the pictures with delicious flavors to Xueman In front of him, let the other party reappear in that small kitchen.
Instead of continuing to eat a light diet, you can use a variety of seasonings to cook, which is also a happy thing for Xueman.
If you are used to porridge and side dishes, you have to use thick oily red sauce to shock the bland taste.
When the room is filled with the aroma of food, Osamu Dazai will appear, yawning and rubbing his eyes.There is still fresh water vapor on his face, and there is a faint taste of chocolate in his mouth.
Osamu Dazai didn't like the pungent mint smell, so Xueman accommodated him and bought a toothpaste for his cat on the market, so that he could use it instead.
Today's Dazai-nyan is a sweet chocolate-nyan.
"Have you brushed your teeth?"
Xueman brought out the breakfast, put it on the table, walked to Dazai Osamu's side, pinched his chin, and checked the condition of Dazai Osamu's teeth.
"It's clean, you are so annoying."
The fragrant food is right at hand, but he has to wait for the other party to have his teeth checked before he can start eating. Every morning, Osamu Dazai will have some resentment, "My teeth are very good, I am a monster, so I won't be like Toothaches like humans."
"I don't know who that person was rolling all over the floor in pain last time."
Xueman made an understatement, "By the way, I forgot to ask you before, can you put your ears and tail away?"
It's not a solution to always let Osamu Dazai wear his own clothes... Looking at the pajamas that were obviously too big for the other party, Xueman resisted the urge to sigh. Is this cat demon conscious? Yours One shoulder is exposed.
"Why put it away?"
Wiggling his ears and flicking his tail, Osamu Dazai elegantly picked up a piece of chicken wing. The chicken wing marinated overnight is a classic Orleans taste, which is very in line with Osamu Dazai's aesthetics. "Don't my ears and tail look good?"
There was a little warning in his eyes. It seemed that if Xueman dared to say something ugly, today's dinner table would definitely be overturned.
"Because if you walk on the road like this, you will be surrounded by other people."
Xueman said euphemistically, in fact, there are definitely two people who are being watched. Maybe passers-by gave Xueman a more complicated look—similar to, young people nowadays are quite good at playing?
"Why am I walking on the road? It means going out."
Osamu Dazai tilted his head, "It's so hot outside—there is an air conditioner, food, and tablet at home. Is it because the games are not fun or the TV series are not good, why should I go outside and suffer that?"
"Summer is really hard."
He suddenly sighed, "My fur is black and absorbs more heat. I have to lie down in a shady place every time, and wait until the sun's strongest period has passed before I can go out to look for food."
"I want to buy you some clothes that fit you."
Xueman found that she must not follow the style of hinting to the cat demon, "My clothes are a bit too big for you, and the pants are easy to fall off."
Clothes next to your body are baggy, don't you feel uncomfortable wearing them?
"That's really a problem."
Osamu Dazai nodded in agreement, "That's why I said I don't need to wear pants..."
"No, you have to wear pants."
Xueman vetoed it, "If you can't take it back, then go out wearing a hoodie and cover your ears. If you have a tail..."
Thinking about the tail extending from the end of the tailbone, Xueman hesitated.
"Of course it can be taken back."
Osamu Dazai gave Xueman a look of "Are you stupid", "I just feel more comfortable this way, and you obviously like touching them very much, so you asked me to put them away."
"Tsk tsk, human beings are so selfish, I don't want others to see what I like."
"...No, I just don't want you to become the focus of the crowd."
Osamu Dazai laughed loudly, "I believe it, I really believe it."
Before going out, Xueman checked the balance on the card through the bank's APP - very good, it is a number that will not go bankrupt.
Beside him, stood Osamu Dazai who was wearing a shirt and trousers, and was trying to unbutton it to the navel.Seeing this scene, Xueman's face turned green, and he quickly squeezed Osamu Dazai's hand.
"Ok?"
Osamu Dazai looked at Xueman's hand, which was obviously one size larger than his palm, and blinked suspiciously, "I put away all my ears and tails, and even wore the one you gave me. Clothes."
I have made such a big concession, but you don't let me unbutton it to cool off, are you still human?
"People outside won't unbutton it so low."
Yukiman buttoned the buttons that Osamu Dazai had unbuttoned one by one.
But for the sake of the squeamish cat demon, he didn't buckle to the top, but stopped near the collarbone, revealing a small piece of delicate skin.
"I'm going to die of heat."
Osamu Dazai said with a serious face: "I will die of heat if I wear such thick clothes without the air conditioner. I don't want to be the first cat demon to die of heat."
"Trust me, you're not that vulnerable."
Xueman smiled, took out the cooling spray placed at the entrance, and sprayed wildly on Osamu Dazai's exposed skin, "It will be better this way." He put the spray in his bag and pulled Osamu Dazai left the house.
Osamu Dazai is not a house cat, but the weather outside will affect how often he goes out.
He would never go out if it was too hot or too cold. Only on days when the sun was warm, the breeze was cool, and the temperature was suitable would he open the small door installed by Xueman on top of his head and go for a stroll outside.
Even after becoming a human, his habits have not changed.
In such an annoying climate like the chirping of cicadas and the distorted heat above the ground, Osamu Dazai would be crazy to give up the air-conditioned house.
Only 3 minutes after going out, Osamu Dazai wanted to go home.
"I want to go back."
He announced to Xueman in a straight voice, "There is nothing wrong with wearing your clothes, it's just a little bigger, and I checked, and humans say it's called BF style, and it's a very popular style. "
"Don't even think about it."
After finally tricking the cat demon out of the house, how could Xueman agree with him to go back so soon, "It will be fine in the car, there is air conditioning, and there is also a place where we buy clothes, so it won't be hot."
When Osamu Dazai sat in the car parked in the open parking lot, he looked like he was about to explode with anger.
"This is what you said won't be hot?!"
Even without getting in, Osamu Dazai can see that the car in front of him is a magnified steamer, and the seats that have been baked by the sun for a long time may be able to burn him.
"I want to go home."
The cat demon's temper became irritable, and the sharp nails that hadn't appeared for a long time stretched out, scratching on Xueman's arm, the fibers were hooked out by the claw tip, "Humans are all liars, how dare you lie to me..."
"Sorry, this was my mistake."
The sharp claws slid through a thin layer of fabric, Xueman felt as if an electric current was passing through his body, and his heart was itchy like ants crawling, "But the car won't be so hot when it's driving, really."
"I want to go home!"
Osamu Dazai turned up the volume and was completely uncooperative.
If he is not allowed to go home again... Osamu Dazai's pupils turned into vertical pupils at some point.
Xueman's heart tightened, "Then we won't buy clothes, let's go home." He carefully observed Osamu Dazai's eyes, and he was relieved when he saw that those iris-colored eyeballs had returned to their usual appearance.
"Hurry up, hurry up, it's going to be hot."
Osamu Dazai, who couldn't live without the air-conditioned room, walked home pushing Xueman's back.They also met neighbors on the way back, and these people looked at the stranger who appeared beside Xueman with surprise.
You must know that Yuecheng Xueman had been neighbors with them for four or five years, and this was the first time he saw other people around him.
"Is my friend."
Xueman gave a brief introduction, and without waiting for a few more words, Osamu Dazai urged him to go home quickly, the impatience in his words was almost as obvious as it was written on his face.
Osamu Dazai was so anxious that he almost reached into Xueman's pocket and went to get the key by himself.
"My friend is in a hurry, let's talk next time."
Having hurriedly ended the conversation with the neighbor, Yukiman was dragged by Osamu Dazai and ran home.
As soon as he entered the house, Osamu Dazai seemed to have returned to heaven, with a smile on his face involuntarily.He tossed the clothes that wrapped him aside, stood next to the air conditioner and blew on his face.
"Be careful of catching a cold."
Xueman couldn't bear to look directly at him, and asked Osamu Dazai to change into the clothes he was wearing before, "You'll get a headache if you brag like that."
"The cat demon is fearless."
Osamu Dazai didn't believe in evil, and in the end he had a headache and moaned all night in Xueman's arms.
Recently, the topic of gossip in the pet hospital has turned into gossip that Dr. Yuecheng, the flower of Gaoling, was picked up by someone who didn't know where he came from.
"I used to get together with us after work." Someone sighed, "Do the math, how long has it been since we failed to get Dr. Yuecheng out?"
"On the windbreaker worn by Doctor Yuecheng that day, I found hair of another color." Another person provided accurate evidence, "It's not pink!"
"He also often asks us where we can find something delicious and fun. He must be preparing for a date. The former Doctor Yuecheng didn't care about these at all."
Rumors circulated that Xueman, who was located in the center of the storm, knew nothing about his nose and eyes.
He could only notice one thing, and that was that his colleagues who had been inexplicably enthusiastic about him had recently calmed down and stopped staring at his every move.
Is it a good thing?
It's a good thing.
Xueman nodded affirmatively, greeted his colleagues, took his clothes and bag, and went to buy cakes for Osamu Dazai at home according to the address on the phone.
Sometimes when he got off work early, he would go to buy some outside food to take home, which was also a taste for Osamu Dazai.
Otherwise, Xueman always felt that Dazai Zhi who stayed at home alone was very pitiful... He even thought about whether to install a surveillance camera at home. It is normal for a family with a cat to install a surveillance camera, but Xueman's cat is not normal. It felt weird to install the monitor, so he had no choice but to give up.
"Dazai, I'm back."
As soon as the voice fell, a figure rushed towards him, Xueman glanced at Osamu Dazai who was hanging on his body, and tried to lure him down with food, "I bought you a cake, didn't you say you wanted to eat it earlier?" ?”
Osamu Dazai didn't speak, and kept rubbing his face against Xueman's neck.
——I always feel that something is not right.
Putting the things on the small cabinet at the entrance, Yukiman lifted Dazai Osamu's face, and found that his face was flushed, and his pupils seemed to have lost focus and were in chaos.
"Meow~?" The voice was also incredibly soft.
"Dazai? Dazai Osamu?"
Xueman yelled in his heart that something was wrong, Osamu Dazai looked too strange in this state, and his hands that supported the other party were trembling.
"Meow~~~" This meow can be said to be three feet around the beam.
Dazai Osamu, who usually takes a lot of time to button up, unbuttoned Yukiman's shirt at this time, but it was almost time to take off.Before Xueman could even react, his neckline opened wide, and the cat demon, who urgently needed to cool down on his body, pressed his cheek to him, and hummed a few times in satisfaction.
The temperature from Dazai Osamu's face made Xueman's heart fall on the iron plate, and it was sizzling under the fire.
Angel Xueman said: Dazai looks so painful, you have to help him.
Demon Xueman said: If you are a man, fuck me!
"...Don't scratch me when you wake up."
There is no response to Xueman's words, which is of course, Osamu Dazai's head is now burnt into a ball of paste, when he was hugged by Xueman, he tried to stick himself to the opponent's body, wanting to contaminate more coolness.
"Are you really a cat demon?"
No one answered.
Osamu Dazai responded with practical actions. He is both a cat demon and a succubus.
Yuecheng Xueman asked for leave again.
Hearing that male cats would run away after teasing, Xueman worried that if she just left like this, she might never see the person in her arms again in this life.
"hiss……"
After the temperature dropped overnight, Dazai Osamu's brain finally returned to normal. He tried to turn over, but found that the position below his waist was terribly sore, so he took a breath of air.
Then pull back the quilt and check your own situation...
"Yuecheng is full of snow! Are you a dog! How did you bite me!"
Osamu Dazai yelled at Xueman, "Don't think I can't do anything to you standing at the door, when I stand up, your death will come, I will scratch you to death."
Snow covered his forehead, marveling at Osamu Dazai's focus.
"You..." Forget it.
"Are you hungry? I made chicken porridge, do you want to drink it?"
"drink!"
Dazai Zhizhi was confident, "I will serve it in the biggest bowl."
Xueman turned around and was about to go to the kitchen to serve porridge. After taking two steps, she stepped back, "Yesterday...before, I told you not to scratch me after waking up. If you didn't answer, I'll take it as your acquiescence." .”
He caught the flying pillow, patted it and put it aside, "Do you want some side dishes to go with the porridge? The shredded radish that was pickled before is ready to eat."
"……want."
After hesitating for a while, Osamu Dazai nodded, "We'll talk about you taking advantage of the monster's danger later, I'm hungry, bring me the food quickly."
Xueman: Is there room for negotiation?Very good, much better than expected.
He brought the porridge and put it aside, first helped Osamu Dazai adjust his posture, from lying on his side to leaning on the soft cushion.
"feed me."
Just like when it was inconvenient to use a spoon in the first human form, Osamu Dazai raised his chin towards Yukiman, demanding the other party to serve him domineeringly.
There was a faint smile on Xueman's lips, he blew the porridge cold, and fed it to Osamu Dazai spoonful by spoonful.
"Dazai, do you need a long-term breeder?"
"What do you think about me?"
Osamu Dazai snorted, "You can barely qualify, but if you are too complacent, you will be kicked out by me."
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In the past two days, I picked up the fitness that I had left for almost a year. My muscles are so sore that I feel like I've been beaten by someone... It's too difficult QAQ, it's too difficult for me QAQ
Feeling the body temperature in the bed that does not belong to her, Xueman found that no matter how long he preached to Osamu Dazai before going to bed, or how serious the other party was, as long as the light was turned off, everything before would not exist.
And this cat demon is plausible, saying that he has always slept like this before, and he is not used to sleeping in another place, and will suffer from insomnia.
Xueman: Excuse me, who is that person who is sleeping on the sofa →→
"Dazai."
Squeezing between her eyebrows, Xueman moved her stiff body and came outside the quilt, "Didn't I clean up the guest room for you?" Didn't you promise to be brave and strong and sleep alone?
In order to ensure that Osamu Dazai can sleep in the guest room with peace of mind, Xueman also specially reorganized the guest room. From the mattress to the carpet, everything was consulted by Osamu Dazai to ensure that the whole room was liked by the other party. Take it easy.
In the end, it was a little too early to let go.
"What is the guest room, I don't know."
Osamu Dazai stared at a pair of iris-colored eyes, with a cute look of "I'm a cutie, don't make things difficult for me".
Xueman doesn't eat this set.
If he looks like a cat and shows off his soft belly to make Yukiman rua, then Osamu Dazai wants the stars in the sky, and Yukiman will pick them off for him-this is a bit exaggerated, but he will definitely be in his own eyes. Within the scope of ability, try to achieve the wishes of the other party.
But Osamu Dazai is human now.
"Have you forgotten what you said during the day?"
Xueman patiently picked up the phone and played the recording to Osamu Dazai.
"It's really my voice."
Osamu Dazai's voice softened a little, "But what does the me in the day have to do with the me now?"
The tail came out from under the quilt, Osamu Dazai grabbed his tail and shook it at Xueman, "If you have any questions, you can talk to me in the daytime."
"Anyway, I will not be responsible for him at night."
Osamu Dazai, who has a strong sense of self-management, finds a reason for himself in minutes. His smug little expression looks a bit unbearable, and the ears that are pricked up because of his happy mood show the attitude of the other party.
Xueman: "..."
I can't be scolded, and I can't bear to be beaten... When facing the difficult Osamu Dazai, Xueman felt that he still had a lot to learn.
"Okay, it's already this point, are you still not sleeping?"
Osamu Dazai patted Xueman's pillow, and lifted the quilt thoughtfully, "And I'll sleep if you don't." Hurry up and lie down and don't whine.
Osamu Dazai, who felt that he was disgusted, snorted in his heart—is he the kind of low-level monster who insists on sticking to humans?Of course not!
It's just that the smell of Xueman's body made Osamu Dazai incomparably addicted. If you compare it, it is a large human-shaped Mutian Polygonum, taking a sip of happiness like a fairy.
Yukiman is obsessed with sucking cats, and Osamu Dazai is addicted to sucking Xueman. To a certain extent, the two are really a perfect match.
"Must we sleep together?"
Breeders are dying.
"What do you say?"
The cat demon raised the corners of her lips. In the dark environment, those reflective cat eyes were like two small light bulbs. "Are you lying in by yourself, or should I push you down?"
As a cat demon, even though Osamu Dazai looks thinner than Xueman, he is still far superior to Xueman in terms of strength.Communicating well with humans is a new skill he has only recently learned, otherwise he would just slap him, and Xueman would fall obediently if he didn't want to lie down.
"...May I make a request?"
Pursing her lips, Xueman deeply felt that it would be hopeless to retreat like this, "Can you...don't just take off your clothes when you fall asleep."
God knows how devastated he was when he opened his eyes in the morning and found a cat demon with no hair, cat ears on his head, and tail curled around his lap.
But Osamu Dazai had a good reason - he didn't wear anything back then, didn't he still sleep next to Yukiman's pillow?
Yukiman wanted to kneel down to Osamu Dazai.
Can cats and people be compared? !
Osamu Dazai: I said yes, then yes.
"Humans are so troublesome."
Osamu Dazai sighed, and considered for a long time between the puppet and pajamas, and finally chose the former, "If I promise, you can go to bed obediently."
There was a hint of Xueman making trouble on purpose between the words.
"That's right." Xueman could only humiliately say yes.
"Okay, then do as you say."
Shaking his ears, Osamu Dazai agreed to Xueman's request, but he also whispered in his heart, can he control whether he takes off his clothes or not?Who knows what I'll do when I'm asleep.
What if Xueman is not satisfied?
Well, then you can consult with me who is asleep.
Early the next morning, Xueman found that there was a cat demon in his arms with his shirt missing.
He found that he actually felt relieved in this small progress - if he didn't take off all of them, he was a victory!
I always feel that if this continues, my bottom line will get lower and lower...
Shaking his head, Xueman got up and wrapped Dazai more tightly with a quilt. Cats seem to have the habit of squeezing themselves into some narrow spaces, just like Dazai in front of him. If he sleeps with Xueman, He will definitely put himself into Xueman's arms to fall asleep at ease.
When Osamu Dazai was still a cat, Yukiman, who was so dependent on his own little black, would show a silly father's expression every time, feeling that his cat was the cutest in the world when he clinged to people.
After becoming a human... Forget it, is it useful to think about it?
Xueman's footsteps were extremely light, afraid of disturbing Osamu Dazai who was still snoring.He washed up first, and then came to the kitchen as usual to prepare breakfast for the two of them.
The daily recipes are ordered by Osamu Dazai one day in advance.
As a cat demon who has revealed his identity and can command his breeders to cook delicious food for him, what Dazai Osamu likes most now is to use a tablet to search for various delicacies, and hand over the pictures with delicious flavors to Xueman In front of him, let the other party reappear in that small kitchen.
Instead of continuing to eat a light diet, you can use a variety of seasonings to cook, which is also a happy thing for Xueman.
If you are used to porridge and side dishes, you have to use thick oily red sauce to shock the bland taste.
When the room is filled with the aroma of food, Osamu Dazai will appear, yawning and rubbing his eyes.There is still fresh water vapor on his face, and there is a faint taste of chocolate in his mouth.
Osamu Dazai didn't like the pungent mint smell, so Xueman accommodated him and bought a toothpaste for his cat on the market, so that he could use it instead.
Today's Dazai-nyan is a sweet chocolate-nyan.
"Have you brushed your teeth?"
Xueman brought out the breakfast, put it on the table, walked to Dazai Osamu's side, pinched his chin, and checked the condition of Dazai Osamu's teeth.
"It's clean, you are so annoying."
The fragrant food is right at hand, but he has to wait for the other party to have his teeth checked before he can start eating. Every morning, Osamu Dazai will have some resentment, "My teeth are very good, I am a monster, so I won't be like Toothaches like humans."
"I don't know who that person was rolling all over the floor in pain last time."
Xueman made an understatement, "By the way, I forgot to ask you before, can you put your ears and tail away?"
It's not a solution to always let Osamu Dazai wear his own clothes... Looking at the pajamas that were obviously too big for the other party, Xueman resisted the urge to sigh. Is this cat demon conscious? Yours One shoulder is exposed.
"Why put it away?"
Wiggling his ears and flicking his tail, Osamu Dazai elegantly picked up a piece of chicken wing. The chicken wing marinated overnight is a classic Orleans taste, which is very in line with Osamu Dazai's aesthetics. "Don't my ears and tail look good?"
There was a little warning in his eyes. It seemed that if Xueman dared to say something ugly, today's dinner table would definitely be overturned.
"Because if you walk on the road like this, you will be surrounded by other people."
Xueman said euphemistically, in fact, there are definitely two people who are being watched. Maybe passers-by gave Xueman a more complicated look—similar to, young people nowadays are quite good at playing?
"Why am I walking on the road? It means going out."
Osamu Dazai tilted his head, "It's so hot outside—there is an air conditioner, food, and tablet at home. Is it because the games are not fun or the TV series are not good, why should I go outside and suffer that?"
"Summer is really hard."
He suddenly sighed, "My fur is black and absorbs more heat. I have to lie down in a shady place every time, and wait until the sun's strongest period has passed before I can go out to look for food."
"I want to buy you some clothes that fit you."
Xueman found that she must not follow the style of hinting to the cat demon, "My clothes are a bit too big for you, and the pants are easy to fall off."
Clothes next to your body are baggy, don't you feel uncomfortable wearing them?
"That's really a problem."
Osamu Dazai nodded in agreement, "That's why I said I don't need to wear pants..."
"No, you have to wear pants."
Xueman vetoed it, "If you can't take it back, then go out wearing a hoodie and cover your ears. If you have a tail..."
Thinking about the tail extending from the end of the tailbone, Xueman hesitated.
"Of course it can be taken back."
Osamu Dazai gave Xueman a look of "Are you stupid", "I just feel more comfortable this way, and you obviously like touching them very much, so you asked me to put them away."
"Tsk tsk, human beings are so selfish, I don't want others to see what I like."
"...No, I just don't want you to become the focus of the crowd."
Osamu Dazai laughed loudly, "I believe it, I really believe it."
Before going out, Xueman checked the balance on the card through the bank's APP - very good, it is a number that will not go bankrupt.
Beside him, stood Osamu Dazai who was wearing a shirt and trousers, and was trying to unbutton it to the navel.Seeing this scene, Xueman's face turned green, and he quickly squeezed Osamu Dazai's hand.
"Ok?"
Osamu Dazai looked at Xueman's hand, which was obviously one size larger than his palm, and blinked suspiciously, "I put away all my ears and tails, and even wore the one you gave me. Clothes."
I have made such a big concession, but you don't let me unbutton it to cool off, are you still human?
"People outside won't unbutton it so low."
Yukiman buttoned the buttons that Osamu Dazai had unbuttoned one by one.
But for the sake of the squeamish cat demon, he didn't buckle to the top, but stopped near the collarbone, revealing a small piece of delicate skin.
"I'm going to die of heat."
Osamu Dazai said with a serious face: "I will die of heat if I wear such thick clothes without the air conditioner. I don't want to be the first cat demon to die of heat."
"Trust me, you're not that vulnerable."
Xueman smiled, took out the cooling spray placed at the entrance, and sprayed wildly on Osamu Dazai's exposed skin, "It will be better this way." He put the spray in his bag and pulled Osamu Dazai left the house.
Osamu Dazai is not a house cat, but the weather outside will affect how often he goes out.
He would never go out if it was too hot or too cold. Only on days when the sun was warm, the breeze was cool, and the temperature was suitable would he open the small door installed by Xueman on top of his head and go for a stroll outside.
Even after becoming a human, his habits have not changed.
In such an annoying climate like the chirping of cicadas and the distorted heat above the ground, Osamu Dazai would be crazy to give up the air-conditioned house.
Only 3 minutes after going out, Osamu Dazai wanted to go home.
"I want to go back."
He announced to Xueman in a straight voice, "There is nothing wrong with wearing your clothes, it's just a little bigger, and I checked, and humans say it's called BF style, and it's a very popular style. "
"Don't even think about it."
After finally tricking the cat demon out of the house, how could Xueman agree with him to go back so soon, "It will be fine in the car, there is air conditioning, and there is also a place where we buy clothes, so it won't be hot."
When Osamu Dazai sat in the car parked in the open parking lot, he looked like he was about to explode with anger.
"This is what you said won't be hot?!"
Even without getting in, Osamu Dazai can see that the car in front of him is a magnified steamer, and the seats that have been baked by the sun for a long time may be able to burn him.
"I want to go home."
The cat demon's temper became irritable, and the sharp nails that hadn't appeared for a long time stretched out, scratching on Xueman's arm, the fibers were hooked out by the claw tip, "Humans are all liars, how dare you lie to me..."
"Sorry, this was my mistake."
The sharp claws slid through a thin layer of fabric, Xueman felt as if an electric current was passing through his body, and his heart was itchy like ants crawling, "But the car won't be so hot when it's driving, really."
"I want to go home!"
Osamu Dazai turned up the volume and was completely uncooperative.
If he is not allowed to go home again... Osamu Dazai's pupils turned into vertical pupils at some point.
Xueman's heart tightened, "Then we won't buy clothes, let's go home." He carefully observed Osamu Dazai's eyes, and he was relieved when he saw that those iris-colored eyeballs had returned to their usual appearance.
"Hurry up, hurry up, it's going to be hot."
Osamu Dazai, who couldn't live without the air-conditioned room, walked home pushing Xueman's back.They also met neighbors on the way back, and these people looked at the stranger who appeared beside Xueman with surprise.
You must know that Yuecheng Xueman had been neighbors with them for four or five years, and this was the first time he saw other people around him.
"Is my friend."
Xueman gave a brief introduction, and without waiting for a few more words, Osamu Dazai urged him to go home quickly, the impatience in his words was almost as obvious as it was written on his face.
Osamu Dazai was so anxious that he almost reached into Xueman's pocket and went to get the key by himself.
"My friend is in a hurry, let's talk next time."
Having hurriedly ended the conversation with the neighbor, Yukiman was dragged by Osamu Dazai and ran home.
As soon as he entered the house, Osamu Dazai seemed to have returned to heaven, with a smile on his face involuntarily.He tossed the clothes that wrapped him aside, stood next to the air conditioner and blew on his face.
"Be careful of catching a cold."
Xueman couldn't bear to look directly at him, and asked Osamu Dazai to change into the clothes he was wearing before, "You'll get a headache if you brag like that."
"The cat demon is fearless."
Osamu Dazai didn't believe in evil, and in the end he had a headache and moaned all night in Xueman's arms.
Recently, the topic of gossip in the pet hospital has turned into gossip that Dr. Yuecheng, the flower of Gaoling, was picked up by someone who didn't know where he came from.
"I used to get together with us after work." Someone sighed, "Do the math, how long has it been since we failed to get Dr. Yuecheng out?"
"On the windbreaker worn by Doctor Yuecheng that day, I found hair of another color." Another person provided accurate evidence, "It's not pink!"
"He also often asks us where we can find something delicious and fun. He must be preparing for a date. The former Doctor Yuecheng didn't care about these at all."
Rumors circulated that Xueman, who was located in the center of the storm, knew nothing about his nose and eyes.
He could only notice one thing, and that was that his colleagues who had been inexplicably enthusiastic about him had recently calmed down and stopped staring at his every move.
Is it a good thing?
It's a good thing.
Xueman nodded affirmatively, greeted his colleagues, took his clothes and bag, and went to buy cakes for Osamu Dazai at home according to the address on the phone.
Sometimes when he got off work early, he would go to buy some outside food to take home, which was also a taste for Osamu Dazai.
Otherwise, Xueman always felt that Dazai Zhi who stayed at home alone was very pitiful... He even thought about whether to install a surveillance camera at home. It is normal for a family with a cat to install a surveillance camera, but Xueman's cat is not normal. It felt weird to install the monitor, so he had no choice but to give up.
"Dazai, I'm back."
As soon as the voice fell, a figure rushed towards him, Xueman glanced at Osamu Dazai who was hanging on his body, and tried to lure him down with food, "I bought you a cake, didn't you say you wanted to eat it earlier?" ?”
Osamu Dazai didn't speak, and kept rubbing his face against Xueman's neck.
——I always feel that something is not right.
Putting the things on the small cabinet at the entrance, Yukiman lifted Dazai Osamu's face, and found that his face was flushed, and his pupils seemed to have lost focus and were in chaos.
"Meow~?" The voice was also incredibly soft.
"Dazai? Dazai Osamu?"
Xueman yelled in his heart that something was wrong, Osamu Dazai looked too strange in this state, and his hands that supported the other party were trembling.
"Meow~~~" This meow can be said to be three feet around the beam.
Dazai Osamu, who usually takes a lot of time to button up, unbuttoned Yukiman's shirt at this time, but it was almost time to take off.Before Xueman could even react, his neckline opened wide, and the cat demon, who urgently needed to cool down on his body, pressed his cheek to him, and hummed a few times in satisfaction.
The temperature from Dazai Osamu's face made Xueman's heart fall on the iron plate, and it was sizzling under the fire.
Angel Xueman said: Dazai looks so painful, you have to help him.
Demon Xueman said: If you are a man, fuck me!
"...Don't scratch me when you wake up."
There is no response to Xueman's words, which is of course, Osamu Dazai's head is now burnt into a ball of paste, when he was hugged by Xueman, he tried to stick himself to the opponent's body, wanting to contaminate more coolness.
"Are you really a cat demon?"
No one answered.
Osamu Dazai responded with practical actions. He is both a cat demon and a succubus.
Yuecheng Xueman asked for leave again.
Hearing that male cats would run away after teasing, Xueman worried that if she just left like this, she might never see the person in her arms again in this life.
"hiss……"
After the temperature dropped overnight, Dazai Osamu's brain finally returned to normal. He tried to turn over, but found that the position below his waist was terribly sore, so he took a breath of air.
Then pull back the quilt and check your own situation...
"Yuecheng is full of snow! Are you a dog! How did you bite me!"
Osamu Dazai yelled at Xueman, "Don't think I can't do anything to you standing at the door, when I stand up, your death will come, I will scratch you to death."
Snow covered his forehead, marveling at Osamu Dazai's focus.
"You..." Forget it.
"Are you hungry? I made chicken porridge, do you want to drink it?"
"drink!"
Dazai Zhizhi was confident, "I will serve it in the biggest bowl."
Xueman turned around and was about to go to the kitchen to serve porridge. After taking two steps, she stepped back, "Yesterday...before, I told you not to scratch me after waking up. If you didn't answer, I'll take it as your acquiescence." .”
He caught the flying pillow, patted it and put it aside, "Do you want some side dishes to go with the porridge? The shredded radish that was pickled before is ready to eat."
"……want."
After hesitating for a while, Osamu Dazai nodded, "We'll talk about you taking advantage of the monster's danger later, I'm hungry, bring me the food quickly."
Xueman: Is there room for negotiation?Very good, much better than expected.
He brought the porridge and put it aside, first helped Osamu Dazai adjust his posture, from lying on his side to leaning on the soft cushion.
"feed me."
Just like when it was inconvenient to use a spoon in the first human form, Osamu Dazai raised his chin towards Yukiman, demanding the other party to serve him domineeringly.
There was a faint smile on Xueman's lips, he blew the porridge cold, and fed it to Osamu Dazai spoonful by spoonful.
"Dazai, do you need a long-term breeder?"
"What do you think about me?"
Osamu Dazai snorted, "You can barely qualify, but if you are too complacent, you will be kicked out by me."
The author has something to say: Finally, there is a side story about married life (?), and I am so moved that I want to cry.
In the past two days, I picked up the fitness that I had left for almost a year. My muscles are so sore that I feel like I've been beaten by someone... It's too difficult QAQ, it's too difficult for me QAQ
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