Dad, he is addicted to raising cubs

The decoration of the office of the leader of the Hong Kong gangsters is pure western style. The exquisite wine red carpet is soft and soft when stepped on. familiar scenery.

——Isn't Vengola in Italy just like this?

Seeing the characteristics of his hometown in another world made Tsunaji feel a little complicated, and when he saw that the long dining table was full of well-arranged Japanese food, the smile on the corner of his mouth could not be concealed. .

"Strange mashup."

Tsunayoshi commented: "But it looks delicious."

"This is my subordinate's personal interest, and it is my honor to receive your praise."

When "Osamu Dazai" wants to be loved by someone, the whole world will assist him... After discovering that Tsuna Yoshi cares about the dishes, the leader Jae introduced the ingredients used in each dish in a soft voice. Koyo Ozaki, who was standing behind her, felt a burst of surprise.

Does our leader care about these trivial things?

She secretly raised her vigilance against the brown-haired boy in her heart. The other party influenced the leader by himself, so she must be on guard.

Of course, Koyo Ozaki still hasn't figured out where this unexplainable defense comes from.

Osamu Dazai, who had already sat down, looked at Tsunayoshi Sawada, who was accidentally abducted by the leader, and lit a red candle (?) for him in his heart. He ate and drank happily, He directly picked up several white and tender crab legs and put them on his own plate.

The fresh crab meat seems to be translucent, and the crab legs that have gone through many processes are placed on the plate, and the whole body seems to have a dazzling golden light.

"Want to try it?"

Osamu Dazai recommended to Xueman: "Although you don't like raw food, I assure you that it will definitely not taste bad."

"No, just pass me the grilled eel in front of you."

When Xueman was just born with consciousness, he gnawed all those who flew in the sky, swam in the sea, and ran on the ground once. The unprocessed original flavor, even if the world is changed, the psychological shadow left by it has not been dissipated. .

The only sashimi he can eat is Arctic shellfish.

As for sashimi, arctic shellfish with small orange-red pointed horns are actually cooked.

Xueman: No wonder it is so delicious.

"Good."

Dazai Osamu, who failed to share his heart, handed the soft and juicy eel to Xueman, and he ate the tender and raw crab meat very satisfied.He hadn't eaten such a beautiful crab meat for a long time.

The City of the Moon is located in the middle of the original Land of Fire, and it is quite a distance from the ocean. It is difficult to eat fresh ones; in addition, the modern crabs are all high-quality products that have been bred for several generations. The savage growth of the country is completely two ways...

"These crabs must have saved the earth in their previous life, so they will grow so delicious in this life."

Osamu Dazai, who would have his throat blocked just by eating crab meat, sighed, "Even if there are a hundred more crabs, I can still eat them."

"Ha ha."

Ozaki Momiji covered half of her face with her sleeve and smiled lightly: "My guest, don't talk so full."

If you dare to eat it, I will dare to eat it. It's just a hundred crabs. Hong Kong and black are making money every day, and they don't take this little money seriously.

Besides, seeing a person with the same appearance as the leader eating so deliciously, Koyo Ozaki had the illusion that her long-cherished wish was fulfilled at this moment. She hoped that this guest would eat more, and it was best to eat all the food on the table It's better to go down.

"But let's forget about it today, I'm full, and your leader isn't there yet."

Osamu Dazai brought the topic to the leader Zai, who was so focused on talking that he barely moved his chopsticks: "We should have similar tastes, but your picky eater is much more serious than mine. Are you thinking about starving yourself to death?" Is it a way to die?"

The leader raised his eyebrows.

"No." This method of death is too slow.

A long death will cause people's yearning for death to give birth to the opposite fear. When death gradually walks into a person, his instinct will make him start to escape.

A method of death that is not straightforward enough does not deserve the attention of "Osamu Dazai".

"I see."

The two nodded in understanding, their conversation omitted a lot of parts, and the onlookers even had the idea that they were communicating through brainwaves, but the two looked disgusted with each other, and they didn't have a clear understanding type.

"Hmm... Then Dazai-san, do you have any favorite food?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi once again shouldered the burden of invigorating the atmosphere. He and Osamu Dazai have not been together for a long time. At most, he can see that the other party likes to eat crab legs, but that is based on the fact that Osamu Dazai is healthy enough to be unscrupulous. eat.

The leader next to him looked extremely unhealthy, and felt that he would pass out on the spot if he ate some raw food.

Under his unbandaged right eye, there is an indelible bruise. Gangji has experienced this state. In order to defeat Bai Lan, he would like to soak in the training ground for 24 hours, and the whole person hangs with one breath, otherwise It has long been necessary to "spray people with blood".

Think about it, Dazai Osamu is already a thin body that is rare among adults, and the leader Zai is even worse. After taking off the coat draped over his shoulders, Sawada Tsunayoshi saw his amazingly thin wrists, and his wrists that have not been exposed to the sun all year round. The pale complexion of the sun, combined, is characteristic of a vampire.

When he only knew Osamu Dazai, Tsunayoshi Sawada felt the lingering chaos on him. The big gray mist enveloped Osamu Dazai, and outsiders could not perceive what the man in the center of the fog was thinking.

Danger, anxiety, despair... The negative emotions were compressed and became the core of Osamu Dazai.

But the first time he saw the leader Zai, Tsuna felt that he was completely wrong-compared with the leader Zai, Dazai Osamu was just an ordinary young man who was really sad, and the degree of danger between the two was not on the same line at all.

If the leader Zai stood on the opposite side during the future war, Gang Ji felt that he would not win the banner of victory.

This person is a vortex, or a black hole, which can sweep everything around, and no one can escape.

"... Mr. Sawada?"

The leader Zai asked in a low voice, Gangji, who ran away: "Are my words so boring?"

So bored that the other party can run away?

It's amazing that the leader of Hong Kong and black hasn't felt the feeling of being ignored.

"Sorry, I was just thinking, with Mr. Dazai's port mafia, it's a force to be reckoned with."

Zetian immediately came back to his senses and apologized: "In Yokohama, the family dominates and suppresses other voices. You are really amazing."

Osamu Dazai: Are you preparing for a commercial exchange?

——I'm coming too!

"But Zetian, you are also very powerful." Osamu Dazai put his arms on the table and supported his face, "Your name is known to everyone in the underground world. You can Many people are praising you for taming guardians with different personalities."

For example, a certain bird Kyoya, such as a certain Daoku...

Without Zetian, the big space, to cage them under Pengelie, releasing any of them would be a fatal blow to the mafia.

Zetian smiled and gave Osamu Dazai a warning look: What do you want to do?

Osamu Dazai responded with a bright smile, which made people shudder inexplicably: It's nothing but commercial flattery.

Yuecheng Xueman watched the young people communicate quietly.

He probably understood why he came to the wrong place, and the leader Zai had the same power as Dazai Osamu.

What's it called, book?

Xueman thought of the book that described how Osamu Dazai tried to die but couldn't die. When he thought that it was the nightmare squid foot that woke up Osamu Dazai who was addicted to the world of books, he couldn't help but deepen the arc of his smile.

Now Xueman has two choices.

Go back, or go to unknown other worlds.

The former came back the same way, their arrival was just a mistake, and it was an accident to save the leader Zai, but without them, the leader Zai would still take the old road of suicide by jumping off a building. Influence.

The latter is a whole new journey.

Under the guidance of the "book" of the leader, no matter how many times they set off, they will always come to the leader; without an accurate coordinate or road sign, they cannot successfully locate the place that Osamu Dazai wants to go world.

You can only open a channel to roam freely, whichever world you go to is that world, full of randomness.

At that time, Xueman will not be able to know the flow speed of the two worlds in advance. Maybe one day in the other world is equal to one year in the original world. After they stay for three months and come back, Xuetu and Guizhi will become white The gray-haired grandfather...

Xueman: I don't think so.

He promised Snow Rabbit that he would go back to attend the other party's graduation ceremony.

"May I ask, do you have any reason why you must die?"

Picking up a piece of bland fish, Xueman asked the leader Zai while picking off the fish with chopsticks to feed the cat.

As soon as he finished speaking, the slightly relaxed atmosphere in the office was swept away. Behind Ozaki Koyo appeared a golden Yasha ready to go, and Zhongyuan Zhong also appeared behind the leader Zai in an instant, guarding against the attack from behind. attack.

"Don't be so nervous."

The leader did not raise his head, and slowly drank the crab porridge that had just been delivered. The mist slowly rose and dissipated, covering half of his face: "It's not us Hong Kong gangsters who are violent when eating." way of hospitality."

Koyo Ozaki nodded, and sat down gracefully. The golden Yasha put away the long sword, but did not intend to disappear.

"Why are you curious about this?"

There was a crisp sound when the spoon collided with the edge of the bowl, and the leader Zai asked casually, "Death or life doesn't make much difference to me."

Everything can be turned into a foreshadowing to a certain end. If this is a gamble, the card that symbolizes the leader's slaughter has been on the table as early as the beginning.

He is both a player and a pawn, and he won't even bat an eye when sending himself to death.

It's just that when I think about how painful it is when I die, I hesitate for a while. The fear of pain is the common weakness of "Osamu Dazai", no matter which one it is.

"Because you don't seem like someone who would die for no reason."

Osamu Dazai shrugged: "There are no two identical leaves in the world, but the leaves falling from the same tree can still find similarities, the desire to die, and the step to die. , it’s a different thing for us.”

"Chuya, Hongye, you two go out first."

The leader Zai turned his head to look at Chuya Zhongyuan next to him: "Let Atsushi come and see me."

Taking the book of Osamu Dazai as a reference, Yuecheng Xueman separated his "book" from the body of the leader Zai, and the "book" that followed the leader Zai through many worlds recorded his failures time and time again. When the book was handed over to Atsushi Nakajima, the pages of the book were instantly refreshed, and the previous failure disappeared.

Seeing the erasure of past records, the leader Zai felt distressed, and fell to the side with a light body.

Only two people can know the existence of the book, and when he told Nakajima Atsushi and Akutagawa Ryunosuke about it, he was ready to die.He was reluctant to leave, only his best friend in this world was still alive, and he started writing.

But if you don't die, everything will be destroyed.

"Hey, are you hypoglycemic?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi frantically caught the leader Zai who was turning over to him, trying to get Dazai Osamu who was idle by the side to come over and help him put him on the chair next to him.

Unexpectedly, Osamu Dazai turned his head and pretended not to see it.

"This..." Atsushi Nakajima's hands trembled, he didn't know what to do while holding the book, "Mr. Dazai..." There was a tear in his voice.

Who would have thought that he, who is ready to sacrifice his life to protect the leader, would become the heir of the book after entering the office. The leader Jae also said that the future of Yokohama was entrusted to him, and he would be with the armed detective agency. Together with Ryunosuke Akutagawa, protect this city.

Coupled with his intermittent voice, it seemed to be the last words before death, which made the little tiger cry out in fear.

"very noisy."

The leader, Zai Ban, opened his eyes and said, "I'm not dead yet... My child doesn't live up to expectations, you'll laugh at me."

"Anyone who sees you like this will be worried."

Osamu Dazai leaned in to observe, and retreated successfully before the leader Zai stretched out his hand and broke his neck: "Tsk tsk, look at your weak and small body, it may take several years to take care of you, Judaimu of Pengo Li, you The house is about to bleed."

A question mark appeared over Tsunayoshi Sawada's head.

It's none of my business.He was blunt.

"Hey, am I being so obvious?"

The leader, Zai Lue, propped himself up with all his strength, not letting all the weight rest on Gang Ji: "After all, the atmosphere between the two of you is too disgusting. I want to be blind to form a team with you."

Tsunayoshi Sawada was expressionless: "I'm sorry, are you communicating in slang? It's not very popular in Pengo Lie. Please translate it in words that humans can understand clearly."

"Can you keep me for a while?"

The leader Zai switched to the pitiful channel in a second: "I eat very little, I can wash your clothes, cook and warm your bed... Oh, if you don't want the last one, I can give it to you for free!"

"roll."

Gang Ji let go of his hand: "Why did it develop to this point in one fell swoop? If I had known this, I shouldn't have rescued you. Just let you fall to your death."

"But you have saved it."

The leader who can stand upright alone said with a smile: "Either watch me die, or take me in for a while...Don't look at me like this, I'm the most powerful gangster in Hong Kong, what do you say? No, Don."

"Yes! Mr. Dazai is very powerful!"

Atsushi Nakajima, who subconsciously answered the leader's question, straightened his back.

He couldn't figure out the situation for the time being, but he understood one important point, that is, as long as the brown-haired man was willing to take in his leader, the leader wouldn't have to die, and he could recuperate in peace.

Although it seems that we won't see the leader for a short time...

But as long as people are alive, are other things important?Absolutely not!

So the people staring at Zetian pitifully turned into two, like two abandoned puppies, or the kind that are pawing at the edge of the cardboard box on a rainy day, hoping that kind people passing by can pick them up and take them home. .

Gang Ji cast his help-seeking eyes on Xueman.

[Reject them!I don't want such a big oil bottle, woo woo woo! ]

He widened his eyes, hoping that Xueman would agree to his request and not leave with the leader Zai.

Osamu Dazai saw that Zetian was going astray in this way, he put his arms around the other party's neck, took the other party to the corner and muttered for a while, and explained that "Osamu Dazai" is a tool man with many advantages , missed a decade of regret——

With him, you don't have to fight with the annoying elders anymore, and their brain circuits can't compare with Dazai Osamu even if they turn eighteen turns.

With it, you don't have to deal with documents every day, and you have enough time to enjoy campus life, relaxing and colorful.

With him, you don't have to worry about financial constraints. Look at the five tallest buildings in Hong Kong and Heilongjiang and their properties, and you don't have to worry about expenses at all.

Sawada Tsunayoshi... shamefully moved.

"Will it be troublesome?"

Tsunayoshi asked Dazai Osamu in a low voice: "He looks very difficult..."

Osamu Dazai could tell at a glance that Zetian was shaken - with such a group of guardians, he would be a ghost if he didn't move his heart, so he patted Zetian on the shoulder: "His ability is to eliminate abilities, you can't help it!" It's flames, it has nothing to do with abilities, okay?"

"Apart from this special point, he is an ordinary person with a delicate body and a soft body that can be easily knocked down. If you can knock him down with a single fist, what are you afraid of?"

Sawada Tsunayoshi: "...that's right."

No matter how high his martial arts are, he knocked him down with one punch, and he has dealt with so many people, is he still worried about a mere Dazai?

"And he went to Vengley to heal his injuries. Didn't you see that his body was almost ruined by him?"

Osamu Dazai delivered a fatal blow: "Are you still worried about such a frail and sickly person? It would be nice if he didn't come to a different world."

Gang Ji found a place where no one was around and calculated for a long time.

While Gangji was calculating the gains and losses, the leader Zai stood aside, and he crumbled after a while, and sat on the chair that Atsushi Nakajima found for him.

He is certain that he will be led, and even if the other party disagrees, he will smugly rub against it.

——If suicide fails, I don’t want to die.

The desire to die has been discounted and turned into a yearning for life; leaving this world, apart from death, there is also a literal departure.

Was it meant to be?

It's as miraculous as if someone wrote this sentence on the "book" with a pen before I jumped off the building.

That's why at such a coincidental time, Tsunayoshi Sawada appeared and rescued him.

"Okay, then I'll hire you for a year and try it out."

After thinking for a long time, Gang Ji, who felt that he had earned something, came over and extended a hand to the leader Jae: "It's a happy cooperation."

"Pleasant to work with."

The leader Zai was in a happy mood: "Then what should I do specifically?" His attitude was correct, and he regarded himself as a newcomer who had just joined the job.

"Do everything."

Gangji made the final decision.

The night view of Yokohama, which I am used to seeing, inexplicably attracted the leader tonight.

He stood in front of the floor-to-ceiling window, knowing that at this moment, many people must be aiming their guns at him, especially at the head, there must be dozens of people aiming at him together.

But it doesn't matter, Zhong Yuanzhong just floated outside the window, with a little impatience on his face, but blocked all the flying bullets, so that the leader Zai could spend his last day in this world with peace of mind.

When the twelve o'clock bell rang, Yuecheng Xueman opened the passage.

When the clock struck twelve o'clock, the visitor from another world disappeared with the leader Zai.

In the empty office without the people who usually stay up here, the port mafia has lost its leader at this moment.

"The leader is still there, he just went out to recuperate."

Zhong Yuanzhong also adjusted his hat, and announced to others: "During the absence of the leader, we will protect Hong Kong black and Yokohama together with his share of responsibility."

And the leader Zai who walked through the passage searched for the name "Osamu Dazai" as soon as he got the phone, and read the book "Disqualification in the World" mesmerized.

"Personally, I don't think it's good to have the same name as you."

The leader Zai Dian turned on the screen and typed a name: "From now on, I will be called Shuji Tsushima."

"Well, you ghost, you can do whatever you want if you think this is the original name of the writer!"

Sawada Tsunayoshi punched the newly released Tsushima Shuji on the head: "Cooperate well with the medical class. If you don't treat well, I don't mind beating you to fractures all over your body. I have to cooperate."

The ability to eliminate supernatural powers doesn't work for Tsunayoshi, Shuji Tsushima felt the importance of force at this moment.

This is really punching the master to death.

He was dragged away by Sawada Tsunayoshi with a wry smile.

Seeing this scene, Osamu Dazai smiled, this is the result he wanted to see.

Before leaving, he considered the possibility of books in other worlds, but the memory fragments told him that there were many people who wanted to find books, but none of them succeeded.

But is Osamu Dazai a person who only considers the first level?Standing on the fifth floor, he stood out from the crowd.

And when Osamu Dazai is walking in the aisle, and the books related to him are slightly heated, it means that he is "overwhelmed" and cannot be realized.

——The world that is about to arrive, there is indeed a "book" that involves him.

As Osamu Dazai walked forward, at the same time, he unfolded several lines in his mind that continued to extend, connecting all kinds of impossibilities in series.He speculated about the possible behavior of "Osamu Dazai", and found out the worst ending for him (going to the wrong world) and the best ending for "Osamu Dazai" (successful suicide).

——How could it be possible for you to die so easily.

The book was spread out in the palm of Osamu Dazai, and a sentence was written [The moment Dazai Osamu, the leader of the gangsters in Hong Kong, fell from the roof, the person who is destined to save him will appear. ], after finishing writing this sentence, he put away the book and stroked the cat happily.

Tsunayoshi Sawada, who was concentrating on the passage, did not notice his small movements.

Xueman saw it, but acquiesced to his approach.

Osamu Dazai: Hey~

Everything that happened afterwards was within Dazai Osamu's calculations.

"Goodbye, Sawada."

Osamu Dazai waved at Tsunayoshi: "And that Xiuzhi-kun, you have to get along well with Zetian."

"Who said that he wanted to bring A-Gang to cause trouble for a certain lolicon."

Xueman hit Osamu Dazai with a brain collapse: "You are trying to make trouble for Ah Gang."

He had expected that for a long time to come, Pengo Lie would be in chaos because of Shuji Tsushima's arrival, and Ganga, who wanted to find an assistant to go back, would find that he had found an ancestor who could not be beaten or scolded, and had to be good Just coax it.

"Am I like that?"

Osamu Dazai blinked his pure eyes: "He chose this himself, he wanted to bring some troublesome spirit back to raise."

I got the benefits myself, and passed the blame to others. Today's Osamu Dazai is as refreshed as ever.

In the passage, Osamu Dazai held Xueman's hand and was silent all the way.

What he wants to do involves a time paradox, and the flapping of butterfly wings may set off a hurricane and blow the entire future into a mess.

Even though he calculated the most reliable path, Osamu Dazai still hesitated when he really wanted to do it.

Changing someone's life without their consent... is that really okay?

Osamu Dazai opened his mouth, but made no sound.

"Just do what you want."

As if hearing his question, Xueman replied: "The difference between you and others is that you know what you are doing, and you also understand the consequences of doing it."

"If one person can't bear it, there is me."

"...you will spoil people like this."

Osamu Dazai puffed his cheeks, and complained softly: "But I have to say, I feel much more comfortable in my heart."

Before stepping out of the aisle, Osamu Dazai took out a line and wrote a line, deciding where to end next.

It was at night when they came out, and the full moon above their heads cast silver light on the earth. The two of them stood under the dim streetlight, not knowing which direction to go for a moment.

Osamu Dazai found a place similar to a bulletin board, flipped through the report paper pasted with several layers, compared it with the map next to it, and determined the place to go next.

"...I'm not very good at taking care of children."

He came up with such a confusing sentence out of nowhere.

"Ok?"

Xueman was puzzled: "I remember Dongye was the one who gave birth to you." It was Dazai's cat son, the one with small wings.

"Can a cat be the same as a human?!"

Osamu Dazai blew up, but he returned to his original state after three seconds: "Actually, the difference is not that big... If it's a human, cat people can also..."

A question mark appeared on Xueman's head.

The two stopped at the door of an orphanage.

To be honest, if the name of the orphanage had not been written on the sign at the entrance, Xueman would most likely think that this is some kind of military training base. Through the cold railing gate, there are no colorful toys and sand pits on the playground inside the orphanage. , but more obstacle course.

"No wonder the little tiger has such an awkward personality when he grows up..."

Osamu Dazai looked at the facilities in the courtyard, and quickly made a character sketch for the director of the orphanage. He could conclude that children who grew up in this environment have a certain degree of psychological problems. It is still a special case where the road has not gone astray.

"Are you going in now?"

"Ah."

Nodding his head, Osamu Dazai raised his head and gestured for the height of the door, then looked at the position of the eye lock, and took out a wire from his pocket: "The book sent us to this time, which means there is still salvation."

"OK then."

Under Dazai Osamu's surprised eyes, Xueman hugged his princess very calmly.

"Wait, wait a minute!"

What a shameful gesture!

"You may have misunderstood me a bit."

Xueman tiptoed lightly and took Osamu Dazai to fly past the iron door that was still wrapped with iron wire and seemed to be electrified: "Since we are ready to make a mess, there is nothing hidden from the beginning." necessary."

It has to be said that under Yuecheng Xueman's hidden strength for a long time, even Dazai himself regarded Xueman as an ordinary person by default...

——Ordinary people who can open the passage to other worlds casually?

Osamu Dazai: I'm stupid, how about you?

The author has something to say: Dazai Osamu 27's mentality:

He doesn’t agree with this marriage → Explain that he is too free, find him something to do → Give him a death-seeking Osamu Dazai, kill two birds with one stone → If you don’t get in the way, you can do things with confidence o(*≧▽≦)ツ

Make up [-], and the remaining [-] will continue tomorrow (hey

By the way, Edo Castle is the one I don’t like the most about the activity of a swordsman. It’s really hard to calculate the steps. Let’s have more mindless activities. I can also type while typing. How good _(:зゝ∠)_