Dad, he is addicted to raising cubs

Osamu Dazai never liked to talk too much.

He knows that everyone's brain power is different, but what they make up by themselves is definitely more terrifying than what others say, and they can achieve the achievement of scaring themselves quite smoothly.

Since these people have worked so hard, why did Osamu Dazai bother to describe it for them.

So don't mess with anyone, Dazai Zhi, messing with others is at most a dead end, messing with Dazai, it means that there will be no peace before and after death.

Time flows in Kaguya Osamu Dazai from time to time, unknowingly, Butterfly Ninja and the others grow up quietly, the childhood before the sword height disappears in the blink of an eye, the girls are slim and the boys are handsome, On the day of Mitsuri's birthday in Ganlu Temple, Ihei Xiaoba, who ran away, held her hand and came to Xueman, begging her to marry Mitsuri to him.

"Have you bought the house yet?"

Yuecheng Xueman dismissed him with one sentence.

Others, regardless of whether they have a partner or not, all think about their future because of this soul. They are already adults, even if according to the current standards of the Moon City, people like them who have just passed away are just mediocre. Into the adult world...

But push forward, in the past, five-year-old children needed to go to the battlefield, and they have long been veterans of the battlefield. Twenty years ago, there were not a few people of their age who could carry the whole family by themselves.

So they tentatively set their goal in life as buying a house, and worked hard for it.

These children born from the tree benefited from the serious teaching of the sword men, coupled with their own outstanding aptitude. Although they couldn't take the ninja route of flying to the sky and escaping from the earth, after Zebra switched to the immortal mode, It is easy to level a mountain with one sword.

——To some extent, it is more lethal than ordinary ninjas.

They blazed a new trail.

In another world, the pillars of the Ghost Killing Squad put an end to the era of innocence and the rotten past at the cost of their own lives; while in the new world, they became a brand new beginning and used their own hands , to write their own stories.

Yuecheng Xueman looked at their backs full of vigor, and deleted the memory of the missing limbs and blood covered body in his mind, and covered them with the current image.

"Are we leaving?"

Osamu Dazai asked softly: "They don't need you as a bad old man anymore. The children have their own ideals, and one day they will fly away from you."

"Are you sad because they left? I lend you my shoulders, come on, cry with confidence."

He patted himself on the shoulder and signaled Xueman not to be polite, if he wanted to cry, he could just lie down and cry.

"I thank you."

Having gotten used to Dazai Osamu's "glib tongue" for so many years, Xueman easily fished away the little black cat lying on Dazai's head and yawned, rubbed his stomach and tail: "But it's time to leave."

Yuko said before taking away the black mokona that before a certain point, he must return the mokona, otherwise it will affect the subsequent series of plans.

By the way, she also complained to Xueman about the insidious glasses boy, because of the source of all evil, Culolido, she had to stay in the store, conscientiously (?) in the sales business (??), 360 five a year There is no day when I can be idle (???)...

Xueman believed that it was Crowley who caused everything, but he didn't believe a word about Yuko's praise of her hard work and ability.

"It is finally possible to leave this backward world."

Hearing Xueman's affirmative answer, Osamu Dazai stretched his waist pretending to be exaggerated: "Even if the scientific research department has already used solar and wind energy, researched the various uses of oil, and accelerated the scientific and technological process of the whole world by 100 years. ...But I still want to return to the real world."

After a long time, the once nightmare squid feet have been brought with the warm color filter of memories, and it has become less scary.

Osamu Dazai also thought of Chuya Nakahara, who was also his canning partner before. After so long, I don’t know if the height of the other party has exceeded 1.6 meters...

This is really exciting!

"You can pack your things in these two days."

Xueman is a person who will take a short-term trip: "I also have some things to deal with. We can go back when this is finished."

--go back?

Hearing Xueman's words like this, Osamu Dazai couldn't help showing a smile: "Are you talking about local products? You need to prepare a little bit. Ms. Kikyo should be interested in the sealing formation of this world, right? There are local delicacies from different countries, this one can be sealed in a scroll and taken away without worrying about it being damaged..."

"How about buying some height-enhancing medicine for Zhongye? Hearing that the pills launched by Lujiao have extraordinary effects, Zhongya knows that I am thinking of him so much, and he will be moved to tears."

Far away in the Central Plains in another world: No, I will only beat you to tears.

The little black cat by Xueman's hand pulled the other's sleeve, and said "Mimi" several times, as if worried that he would be left behind.

"No, we'll take you with us."

The little black cat was relieved, turned over steadily, and let Xueman touch its soft belly.

Only they know that the two are going to leave, and the outside world knows nothing about it, but Uchiha Madara suspects why Dazai Osamu wants to collect special products from various countries, but Dazai Osamu uses it as "caring about the living conditions of people in other countries is Care about ourselves" reasoning has been muddied.

It's no wonder Uchiha Madara doesn't think deeply.

He could never have imagined that Osamu Dazai collected special products in order to go home, to another world.

When Osamu Dazai was busy buying souvenirs, Tsukishiro Yukiman began to write letters. This time, he was not going to take Butterfly Shinobu with them when he left. They were born in this world, and this world is their home. Change.

There is also the question of whether Fu Sangshen will stay or stay...

Individual men with swords found new fun here, and some even went to school as teachers, using the wooden knife in their hands to make students scream; some registered as ninjas and found the value of life in ordinary jobs.

There are also some talents in special positions, such as Boduo and pharmaceutical research, one of them is in charge of finance and the other is in charge of medical care, and they are not jobs that can be easily withdrawn.

There are very few people like Osamu Dazai who subtly transfer work to his subordinates and make himself the mascot of Luna City.

Xueman didn't mean to bind Fu Sangshen, if they are willing to stay, then they can stay and continue their own lives; Xueman still has a little selfishness, if Die Die endures an accident when he leaves, These remaining Fusangshen will be the best help.

Many chose to leave with Xueman.

A certain blue-haired man with sunglasses said that Master Xueman had awakened them, and he was their master for life, and where could another master as good as Master Xueman be found?Without squeezing the labor force, all the money earned by paying the gods is for their own use. Can there be such a conscientious boss in the world?

Another reason is that Osamu Dazai, a cunning fox, cannot be allowed to cross the line.

Three days later, Fu Sang, who chose to leave, became deified in the form of the main body, and was filled by Xueman into his space; Osamu Dazai pushed the sealed scroll piled up into a hill to Xueman's hand, and he himself was empty-handed, only the back of his head was empty. A cat tail hangs down, telling others that there is an extra "luggage" here.

"If Xiao Ren and the others come back and see that you are gone, they will definitely die of anger."

Osamu Dazai wrapped himself in bandages slowly, from the initial ones that were either too tight or too loose, to now he can wrap his entire arm smoothly and smoothly with his eyes closed. He has grown too much: "Speaking of it, she has grown up Since I was very young, I didn’t want to cry in front of others, this time it might be an exception.”

"...It's not like I won't come back."

Xueman said in a low voice with a guilty conscience: "Next time I come back, I won't need Mokona's help. I have already remembered the location of this world, so I can teleport it directly."

Osamu Dazai suddenly felt that the sugar in his mouth was not sweet enough.

He thought that leaving this time would completely leave the "little oil bottles" behind him behind. In order to prevent Xueman from seeing the joy in his heart, Osamu Dazai suppressed a smile, and wrapped the sarcastic words into words of concern.

Unexpectedly, he lifted a rock and shot himself in the foot.

"Let's go quickly then."

He urged Xueman: "I can't wait to go home."

On the way back, Osamu Dazai took Xueman's hand with ease, and walked in the way calmly, without any nervousness and fear from the last time he came here.

The location when I left was in the living room, and it was naturally the same when I returned.The dust cover on the furniture was covered with a layer of dust, Osamu Dazai blew carefully, and immediately jumped back holding his nose.

"What time is it now?"

Osamu Dazai asked casually, "How long has it been since we left?"

Don't be time-synchronized, wouldn't it be that 20 years have passed... Just returning to the original world from a backward world, he is about to become an old antique that lags behind the current world, Osamu Dazai can't bear such a blow.

"Fortunately, almost a year has passed."

Xueman also breathed a sigh of relief, 20 years is short for him, but for ordinary people, it is almost one-third of his life.Before leaving, Snow Rabbit was still a high school student, but after returning, the other party turned into a middle-aged man who was almost 40 years old...

Touching the heart that stopped suddenly for a second, Xueman felt lucky.

"I called the housekeeping service, let the professionals do the cleaning here."

Osamu Dazai put down his mobile phone, which can only be used as a document device in another world, and finally he can use its communication skills after returning: "Let's find a place to eat first, I suddenly feel hungry."

After almost a year, Osamu Dazai walked into Kohei Restaurant for the second time.

He is no longer the Osamu Dazai who foamed at the mouth when he saw squid feet. After 20 years of life, mere squid feet are nothing!

Of course, what should be rejected is still to be rejected, Osamu Dazai does not want to deepen his faded nightmare again.

Xingping's family, who hadn't seen Yuecheng Xueman for a year, looked very excited, and arranged the two of them next to the counter, so that they could chat while cooking.

Soma put on an apron and began to help in the kitchen, and served the two of them a new dish that was recognized by the public this year.After taking a sip, Osamu Dazai widened his eyes in amazement. He looked at the bearded chef Joichiro, as if he saw an unknown sweeping monk.

What kind of worldly delicacy is this? The ingredients are obviously the most common, ordinary quality that can be bought in any supermarket, and the taste that can be combined. Why is it so fascinating?

As soon as he saw this expression, Soma knew that the cooking was a great success this time.

"Dad, the dishes he cooks are delicious."

He raised his chin proudly: "But I'm not bad! One day, I will take over this store from my father and become the owner!"

"My ears are callused. Haven't you said enough?"

Cheng Yilang calmly dismantled his son's table: "Come here to help chop vegetables, and a helper like you will be deducted pocket money."

"Know it."

As for his pocket money for the next month, Chuangzhen hurried into the back kitchen to fight Joichiro. Although he was small, his skills were stronger than most adults.

Osamu Dazai looked at the evenly sliced ​​shredded vegetables and meat on the plate, and couldn't help but be convinced.

The two of them were halfway through their meal, and Tsunayoshi Sawada, who heard the news of their return, rushed over and sat next to them.

"Teacher, welcome back."

After a year of polishing, Tsunayoshi Sawada's temperament has become more restrained. From his appearance, it is completely impossible to tell that this person is the [-]th generation of the well-known Vengola.

Joichiro poked his head out and greeted Tsuna Yoshi. As the seafood supplier of Kohei Restaurant, Tsuna Kichi had a close cooperative relationship.

"I want a seafood risotto with two additional seafood."

Sawada Tsunayoshi smiled and ordered: "The takeaway I ordered earlier will be picked up later, so there is no need for Chuangzhen to make a trip."

As soon as the words fell, the prison temple Hayato who appeared at the entrance of the restaurant strode towards Tsunayoshi, his voice was very low, but the speed of his speech was amazing: "Judaimu, how can you just run out alone, in case What to do if you are in danger..."

"It's just for dinner, nothing will happen."

Gangji persuaded the prison temple: "And the teacher is back, as a disciple, do I have to wait for the teacher to visit me?"

He knocked out Hayato Gokuji with a KO, and stuffed the packaged takeaway into the gray-haired boy's hand, signaling that he could go back and eat with other people in the company.

"Judaime, I think..." This is not good!

How can you not have a guardian by your side!

Hayato is very reluctant, and those who don't know can't understand the "over-protection" of Tsuna. In their eyes, maybe this is the unique brotherhood of male high school students.

"Ju Si, I don't want to say the same thing a second time."

Gang Ji's tone was flat: "If you waste more time, the food will be cold."

"...Yes, Judaime."

When Tsunayoshi was talking to Yuji, Osamu Dazai kept his hands on his cheeks and watched silently; when Yuji left with the takeaway, he returned to his normal sitting posture, feeling that this is the style of BOSS.

Thinking about Yokohama in his memory, the well-known Mori Ogai in the industry, Osamu Dazai felt that if Tsunayoshi Sawada went to the land in Yokohama, there would probably be nothing wrong with the port mafia and armed detective agencies.

This Vengola BOSS who saved the world will win the support of all Yokohama citizens in minutes. Tsunayoshi Sawada can calm the chaotic situation by himself without the help of three parties.

You know, Pengo Lie is a good organization that avoids crowds during battles, and will compensate and rebuild buildings if they break down... Such a mafia organization that respects the old, loves the young, and abides by the law is what the local residents can't ask for good.

"Dazai, your eyes are a bit disgusting."

Eating seafood risotto, Tsunayoshi Sawada complained: "What have you experienced in this year?"

Didn't you just fight against me before?This can be regarded as the prodigal son suddenly turned around, ready to change his mind and be a good man?

"If you want to say what I have experienced, there are too many."

Osamu Dazai made his voice sweet on purpose, just to disgust Tsunayoshi Sawada: "I have established a country. If there is a chance, I must invite you to visit my country. It is beyond everyone's expectations. It's good outside."

"Do you mean The Sims or Minecraft?"

Gang Ji acted like he was bragging: "If it's not true, I suggest you go to the hospital to have a look at your brain. If you are sick, you can be cured. Procrastination is not an option."

"Teacher, I still have work in the afternoon, and I will visit your house in the evening. Do you think this is okay?"

There were too many people in the restaurant, so it was not a good place to talk. Tsunayoshi Sawada felt relieved when he saw that Xueman was fine, and everything else didn't matter.

"Why don't we have a good get together this weekend."

Xueman thought for a while and said, "I haven't seen Xuetu Takashi and the others for a long time. I want to visit Higurashi Shrine in the afternoon."

"And the house is still being cleaned, so there is probably no way to entertain you."

Osamu Dazai spread his hands regretfully.

"Okay, then teacher, you can inform me after you confirm the time."

Sawada Tsunayoshi got up and nodded to Yukiman, took a deep look at Dazai Osamu and left, the scrutiny in his eyes was well hidden, but he couldn't hide Dazai Osamu's feeling.

——If I could go back in time, I would definitely not be so naive against Pengelie's BOSS.

——The other party is a wolf in sheep's clothing!

Looking at the smiling, ruthless eater... Where did I get the confidence to think that I could bring Peng Lie down?By the way, was I so floating back then, would I really not be beaten up with a sack on the street?

For Osamu Dazai, what happened a year ago was the dark history of his previous life, and he almost forgot it completely.

Now being pointed out by Sawada Tsunayoshi, Osamu Dazai felt that he was being publicly executed, recalling in front of everyone how stupid and sweet he used to be.

"You said, is it too late for me to admit my mistake to him now?"

Osamu Dazai was weak: "I've forgotten why I targeted Pengo Lie... Could it be because they look too good and they lose face to the Mafia?"

He thought hard and wanted to cry but had no tears.

"Ah Gang is not someone who would mind these things."

From her own point of view, Xueman thinks that Gang Ji is quite easy to coax: "I remember that when he was a child, he was scared and cried by the neighbor's dog, but later he became good friends with that Chihuahua. Every time the puppy saw him They will automatically lie down and wag their tails."

"Then I feel like I'm even more hopeless."

The other party's tenacious character to face difficulties, and the ability to tame animals by turning enemies into friends... May I have time to run now?

"Can I hold your thigh through this crisis?"

Osamu Dazai said pitifully.

"I'll let Ah Gang save your life."

Xueman smiled: "But this is something you caused yourself. Apart from this, I will not guarantee anything else."

When Xueman and the others arrived at Higurashi Shrine, Zhongya Nakahara was bringing his new friend back and forth on the training ground. They didn't have any rules about hitting people in the face, and they would definitely not hit other places if they could.

As soon as Osamu Dazai walked over, he saw Nakahara Chuya flying out with a fist, hitting the red-haired kid on the opposite side into a shooting star, fell to the ground and rolled several times before stopping.

"Sorry to interrupt, you guys continue."

He thoughtfully withdrew his stride: "Don't worry, I won't tell Ms. Kikyo that you beat someone to death."

"Get the hell out of here! Bastard mackerel!"

Nakahara Nakahara, who had a lively personality but was purely irritable when he met Dazai Osamu, also cursed: "This is just an ordinary sparring, it's not to the point of killing people, hello, you can almost stand up now."

The child called Zun stood up unsteadily, his eyes still a little confused, as if he didn't quite understand how he flew so far from the front of Zhongya Zhongyuan.

"it hurts."

Touching the corner of his injured mouth, Zhou Fangzun felt the pain belatedly.

"So it wasn't killed."

Osamu Dazai stopped his silent mourning: "Are you Chuya's friend? Oh, my family has friends of his own. I thought he would be alone and die alone."

"It's a friend." Zhou Fangzun looked at Nakahara Chuya, then nodded, "Stop beating, my face hurts so much, I'll be accused when I go back."

"Then come here, and I'll give you medicine."

Zhong also took out a home medical kit from the side, which contained some wound medicine: "If you don't want to fight, don't get lost in the battle. Have you forgotten the last time you were hit on the back of the head with a sap?"

Osamu Dazai watched this warm scene with great interest.

When the other party asked whether Zhongya was a friend just now, Zhongya did not deny it. It seems that in the year since he left, Zhongya finally broke the record of having zero friends and officially took a step forward.

Sure enough, leaving that ghostly place in Yokohama, everyone can have a new life.

"Hello." Nakaya yelled at Osamu Dazai while applying medicine to Zhou Fangzun, "Didn't you say you had something to leave, why did you come back so soon?"

"Because I want to come back to see if you have grown up."

Osamu Dazai stepped on the thunder precisely: "I also brought you a special heightening medicine. Do you want it? If you don't want it, I will give it to someone else."

The blue veins on Zhongye's forehead popped out.

The author has something to say: the second update.

The code is so blurred that I don’t know the north, south, east, and west...

But the good news is I'm off to a roast tonight!Although it's supper...but it's barbecue!