Dad, he is addicted to raising cubs

As a far-sighteder standing on the shoulders of giants, Osamu Dazai has never governed a country, but he has never seen a pig run and has eaten pork. He imitated what he saw in "One Hundred Thousand Whys" and lived in Fudo University. Under the premise of his muscles and bones, he is going to start with the details and subtly change the ninja's living habits.

The first thing to bear the brunt is the way of living with a clan as a unit.

"Five groups can be pulled out of the dormitory for four people. Let you live together with the same surname. Isn't it a hotbed for the birth of a small group?"

In the past, the territory belonging to ninjas was too small, life was hard, and the power of one person could not compete with the collective, so grouping together was the only and best choice for them. However, everything has changed now. The site is too big and there are not enough manpower to manage it, which is a headache.

This is the result of greed.

Osamu Dazai wished that the ninja would be able to give birth to a child within one month of pregnancy, and that the baby would be able to run on the ground after one month of birth... These can only be thought about, and reproduction must follow objective laws.

"In short, either don't send any of you there, stick to your one-acre three-point land, and watch other people eat meat and drink soup so happy, or hurry up and send the young and middle-aged people in your clan who can be useful Give me the list, otherwise, when you receive your dividends at the end of the year, you will be short, so don’t come and complain about my uneven distribution.”

"It's your choice, understand?"

Sitting on the large office chair, Osamu Dazai laughed at Yan Yan, closed his mouth after speaking, and untied and wound the bandage around his arm, as if he suddenly found a new joy in life.

He seems to have given a choice, but actually...

Just like forcing all the ninjas to stand in line with his own power before, the options given by Osamu Dazai are bright sticks or sweet dates. offer.

Speaking of which, Osamu Dazai learned this skill from Tsunayoshi Sawada who was far away in another world.

The six guardians of the other party have very different personalities, and there was even a "farce" in which the guardians fought each other. In addition, Xanxus, the leader of the assassination force Balian, has always been eyeing Peng Lie's position as the leader. A group of elders who pointed at Tsunayoshi Sawada just because of their age.

Not counting the external crisis, the internal partisan strife alone is enough for Sawada Tsunayoshi to drink a pot.

Ke Zetian Tsunayoshi responded quite calmly.

He grasped the power he could grasp. The six guardians were both his subordinates and his friends. In the underground world where big fists are king, no one dared to shake his prestige in front of Tsunayoshi Sawada. It is said that just that radical 27 Kitchen Prison Hayato can overthrow a small family by himself.

In the departments under the guardians' respective jurisdictions, everyone in them has worked under at least three guardians, and there are regularly large tasks that require the six departments to carry out together, which fully exercises everyone's ability to cooperate.

It can be said that every internal member of the Vengley family knows how to deal with the guardians on their heads, how to protect themselves when the other party is furious (?), how to calm the anger of the boss... These are all theirs. Required subjects.

Although Osamu Dazai doesn't like Tsunayoshi Sawada, who is black when cut open, he hates it anyway, and he will not feel ashamed and give up on the point of discarding the dross and picking the essence.

It sounds more fun to use the other party's experience to pave the way for yourself!

For Osamu Dazai at this time, the two ninjas, Uchiha and Senju, who joined the plan first, are equivalent to guardians. It sounds like there are not as many guardians as there are six guardians, but they are strong enough. .

So strong that Madara and Hashirama captured all the tailed beasts and gave them to Osamu Dazai as pets, and the rest of the ninjas dared not complain publicly about this cross-border behavior.

"How are you thinking?"

Turning the pen, Osamu Dazai yawned boredly: "Uchiha and Senju, they handed over the list early, counting the time, the team that left the earliest will now go to the Wind borders of the country."

He smiled at the patriarchs with dim eyes: "You know that I have been short of manpower recently, and I also understand your mood of waiting for a price. I think you can use this to blackmail me and get a better deal." H."

"No, no, that's not right."

Osamu Dazai leaned back and leaned comfortably on the office chair tailored for him: "In a class, there are two kinds of students who can impress the teacher, one is the top student with excellent academic performance, One is the tail of the crane that causes trouble every day..."

"A mediocre type like you who just waits and sees when something happens, at most you can get a few tenths of the collective honor and it will be over."

He couldn't help laughing out loud, at first it was a low voice, but later it developed into a belly laugh, laughing so hard that he couldn't straighten his waist.

"Nara, see off."

With a clear snap of his fingers, Osamu Dazai issued a eviction order to the people in front of him who seemed to have something to say: "It is a special case to let you delay my time this time, and next time you will still be full of nonsense. I suggest you force them outside." Enough is enough to leave directly, don't come in to see me."

"After all, my time is precious."

Humming the local tune that he had just learned recently, Osamu Dazai hugged Kyuubi who was sleeping soundly on the desk, waved at the patriarchs, and was the first to leave the office.

"Then patriarchs, please."

Nara Antler, who undertook the task of seeing off the guests, said with some embarrassment: "If you don't want to leave now, there is hot water in the reception room next door for everyone."

Who came to Osamu Dazai to drink a cup of tasteless hot water?

Besides, Osamu Dazai only worked until twelve noon every day, and then he would waste the whole afternoon at the gate of the Moon City, the capital of the Kingdom of the Moon. He booked a seat at the tea stand closest to the gate, Regular and fixed-point reports every day.

If there is no progress in today's conversation, it means that we can only continue tomorrow morning.

One more day passed, which means that Uchiha and Senju who rushed out ran out more than them.

If things go on like this, these families who are not as good as Senju and Uchiha can only see the backs of the people in front, and they are destined to follow behind each other to eat ashes.

"Actually, Mr. Dazai has already made it very clear."

Nara Antler feels that it is better to persuade these hard-headed idiots, otherwise the development of different ninjas will be uneven, and there will still be unstable factors in the future: "Compared with the current life and the previous one, which one is more aggressive? Can't you tell the difference?"

"Antlers, what do you Nara family think?"

The elder of the Hyuga family asked, "It's not that we don't want to support that person's idea, it's just..." They asked the Hyuga family to abolish caged birds and promised that they would never use them in the future. Who could swallow that breath.

"Oh, our family handed out the list after Qian Shou."

Nara Antlers smiled purely: "Stupid bird flies first, we in Nara are not as great as the patriarchs, if you hold your thighs and still think about cutting off the tail for you, it will almost be true."

He nodded at the patriarchs, saying that he still has work to do, so he won't chat with you.

These words with strong connotations made the patriarchs turn blue.They said goodbye politely in front of the central building of Moon City, and the first reaction after they hurried back to their home was to ask for a list of people who could be used at home.

Nara is right, others are walking forward, are they standing still, waiting for others to reward them with a sip of soup?

The beautiful scene that can be seen in front of them blinds their hearts, making them feel that they still have the right to wait and see.

——Still waiting and watching, wait until Uchiha Senju and the others eat up the big head, who will share the remaining three melons and two dishes!

"Patriarch, should married women in the clan also be included in the list?"

Someone said with hesitation: "I have never done this before..." Before marriage, this is not taboo, but after everyone gets married, the woman basically stays in the clan land to do logistics work, and goes out to pick up tasks. All are borne by the men in the clan.

"write down."

The patriarch calmly wrote his wife's name on the list: "Mr. Dazai said that a woman can hold up half the sky. Now he is so busy that he even wants to borrow a cat's paw. There is no time to worry about gender."

"I see."

The same is true of other tribes.

It is definitely not enough to count men alone. If the other party comes up with a list with more than a hundred people, but I only have those pitiful twenty or thirty, and there is only a thin layer after making it into a scroll. Just thinking about it makes me lose face up.

As the heads of the clan, they are not willing to show timidity in front of the heads of other ninja clans

So as long as you can send it out, write it down, no matter who he is, if Mr. Dazai hadn’t said that there are other arrangements for children under the age of 12, those children who can go to the battlefield at the age of five or six will definitely appear on the list in.

"By the way, do the elders of the clan intend to go out?"

Some patriarchs also set their sights on the elderly group who are unemployed at home. Those who can live to old age in this war-torn era are all the best of the best, and their experience in dealing with the enemy can outshine the young by a dozen blocks.

Instead of letting them sit idle in the clan raising cats and feeding fish, it is better to join the list to give them a second spring.

"It doesn't matter, add it if you have it or not."

So on the next morning, the scrolls that appeared in front of Osamu Dazai were thicker than each other. He opened it and saw, oh, the brackets behind the name also put age on purpose, ranging from young and middle-aged to middle-aged and old. Suitable for shining and heating in different positions.

"Okay, I've accepted the list, and the arrangements for the future will be delivered to you."

Osamu Dazai snapped his fingers again and called out Nara Antlers, motioning for him to see off the guests.

The patriarchs who rushed over without even saying a word left the stage in a hurry. Some of them were short-tempered and couldn't help asking Antler, what did Mr. Dazai think of them, and whether the wait-and-see attitude before affect their arrangements.

For example, they were specially arranged in a desolate and remote corner, and they could only harvest some salted fish after working hard for a whole year.

"You'll find out when you go back."

Nara Antlers gave them a calm look, and felt in his heart that these patriarchs were really naive.

Long before they handed in the list, Osamu Dazai had thought about how to arrange these people. What frightened Nara Antler the most was that he had no idea when Osamu Dazai had such detailed information. What kind of interpersonal relationship is clearly written in black and white.

He also saw the one with his own name on it, and even Nara Antler's preferred type of woman was written on it...

As the head of the intelligence department, Nara Antler just wanted to kneel down to Osamu Dazai at that moment.

--Is that human being!It's too perverted!

The little uneasiness I had before was dispelled by Osamu Dazai's perverted behavior in an instant. Now Nara Antler just wants to do things well with the other party, and I have other small thoughts, so I put them away first, and wait for the chair above my head to sit on someone else Think again.

After all, those who played scheming in front of Osamu Dazai were killed by him in the end.

Just like what Nara Antler said, the hesitant patriarchs received the appointment list shortly after returning to the clan.

What shocked the patriarchs was the signing date, which showed that it was half a month ago, that is to say, when they were still pretending to delay the time, Osamu Dazai had already figured out where to arrange their people.

And after inspection by professionals in the clan, the seal on the official seal was stamped half a month ago, and it was definitely not temporarily forged to make them obedient.

"Worthy of being the one who plays with the entire ninja world in applause."

This is the evaluation from the heart of someone who knows the inside story.

Osamu Dazai, who was sitting in the tea shop eating snacks, sneezed. His brain, which was spinning at high speed every day, needed enough sugar to keep it running. He signaled to the boss to serve him another tricolor dumpling, and put the account in on the public account.

What is this called - the fleece of the country.

However, I have already sent people to spread the news of the establishment of the Kingdom of the Moon to the entire continent, so why does someone still not come back?

Biting the stick, Osamu Dazai rubbed Kyuubi's big rough tail, so angry that Kyuubi buried his head in his belly.

——Who can take this big devil away!

—— Even being caught and beaten by Senshou Zhujian is better than kidney deficiency!

Not only the idea of ​​Nine Tails, but also other tailed beasts.

Amidst the endless calls, Yuecheng Xueman finally arrived at the capital of the Moon Kingdom, the Moon City.

He looked up at the capital's name and felt a little embarrassed.If others don't know the meaning of the name, how can he still be unclear?

"go in."

Squeezing between his eyebrows, Xueman pretended that he didn't see it. Although he wanted to pick up a bandage waste device and beat him up, for the citizens of the Kingdom of the Moon, the capital is called the City of the Moon, so there is nothing wrong with it. .

Simple is a bit simple, but the name of the city is in the same line as the name of the country, so be super proud.

By the way, everyone also particularly likes the identity card of Moon City. It is a rectangular card made of special material, which is impenetrable by water and fire. Simple personal information is recorded on it. The shading is a crescent-shaped pattern that feels uneven to the touch. , Elegant and understated and incredibly good-looking.

Because of this, there are countless people who want to move their household registration to Moon City.

Of course, Xueman and his group all had the identity cards of Moon City. When they handed over the certificates to the person who registered at the gate of the city, the surrounding people let out a burst of envious exclamation.

You must know that the identity card of Moon City can be said to be hard to find. This is a proof of glory that Osamu Dazai deliberately left for those people who "colluded with him" first. With the identity card, you can also enjoy various benefits. class has priority.

As for the ninjas who defected later, they will be distributed to your patriarch at most, what else do you want?Sorry, let's rely on strength.

Osamu Dazai made such a move, Uchiha and Senju felt very comfortable, people are always a little vanity, these not so important special treatment, just hit their cool point.

We do, you don't - so we're just fine.

Although there are so many people coming and going in Moon City, ninjas and ordinary people go hand in hand. In fact, most of them are from other cities in the Moon Kingdom. They also have ID cards issued by the Moon Kingdom, but the shading is from their respective cities. symbol.

And the crescent moon pattern can only be found in the City of the Moon.

"Where do we look strange?"

It was Hinata's turn to register her identity. After handing over her ID card, she asked in a low voice, "...is it because of my eyes?"

During the year of traveling outside, because of the white eyes of the Hinata family, no matter where they went, someone would point them out.The white-haired Kazuki and the red-haired Huali, as long as they don't say they are ninjas, others will not be able to tell. Only Hinata Momo can determine her identity from her appearance.

"Why do you think so?"

The female ninja who was in charge of registering the information raised her head in surprise: "They are just envious of your ID cards. You must know that if you want to change your household registration to Moon City, you have to make outstanding contributions to the Moon Kingdom. .”

"It's not just you, as long as it's someone with a Moon City identity card, everyone's reaction is this way."

Ninja, who got used to watching too much, returned her ID card: "It seems that you are returning to Moon City for the first time after taking your identity. For those who come to Moon City for the first time, we recommend a place It’s Mochizuki Street.”

"It's the busiest street in Moon City. It has everything you need to eat, drink, and play. You can't think of anything that Mochizuki Street doesn't have. This is a brochure with shop recommendations on it. If you find any problems, you can directly report to the street. Patrol for help."

The ninja gave them the pamphlet, and registered the next person's information with a smile on her face.

"Then let's go to Mochizuki Street to have a look."

There are quite a few recommendations in the beautifully printed booklet. After looking through it briefly, Xueman immediately booked the destination there.

But Dazai is really amazing, he made the printing technique so quickly.For ninjas, they are still accustomed to using scrolls, but it is undeniable that this kind of booklet that can be flipped left and right is more suitable for ordinary people.

"Go and book a room first, and then go to the recommended restaurant next door for a meal..."

Xueman made a simple plan.

"As for restaurants, I recommend this one more."

His slightly pale fingertips touched the booklet in Xueman's hand, and Osamu Dazai showed a sincere smile: "I can give this store a nine-point score. The reason why it was recommended is because the judges said that Some from the Uchiha clan who would die if they didn't eat sugar."

"And so many people are together, it's the most convenient to eat hot pot."

"Then this store is fine."

Xueman closed the booklet and looked at the smiling man in front of him: "I almost forgot to say..."

"I'm back, Dazai."

"Well, welcome back."

There are private rooms on the second floor of the hot pot restaurant, Osamu Dazai ordered the largest one, and ordered all the dishes on the menu by the way.

When it was time to arrange the seats, he put Sanriyue and the children on one side of the round table, and he and Xueman sat directly opposite, with the two sides separated by high piles of dishes and tumbling pots.

"Don't bother with that childish person."

San Riyue persuaded the children who were so angry that they didn't want to talk: "Think about the good, it's not bad that he didn't kiss first as soon as he came up."

"Hmph!" Whirlpool Huali turned her head proudly, "A kiss is nothing, Master Xueman kisses us good night every day before going to bed!"

Although the kiss was on the forehead... but in terms of the number of times, they definitely won!

Osamu Dazai's eyes lighted up when he caught the keyword, and then he showed a pitiful expression to Xueman: "Other children have goodnight kisses..." I don't, I don't, I don't!

"Don't make trouble, good boy."

Xueman was very calm and poured a whole plate of meat into the spicy pot. The tumbling red oil stimulated the vision and taste buds, and made people salivate: "Taotao and Huali, your taste is bland, eat the mushrooms over there." Mushroom pot is fine."

"I can eat spicy."

Kaguya and Shu raised their hands: "Can I sit next to you and eat? It's not convenient to pick up vegetables here."

After getting permission from Yukiman, Kazuki changed places with his own bowl, and he and Dazai Osamu exchanged a "crackling" electrified look, and after a while, he fell down in front of the hell hot pot.

"It's so hot, woo woo woo..."

Osamu Dazai ate until tears fell, and he looked terribly miserable. He felt that his tongue and mouth had lost consciousness, and his whole mouth seemed to be stuffed with hot coals: "Why is it so spicy QAQ!"

"Not at all, not spicy!"

Kaguya and Shu crazily poured ice water, one mouthful of vegetables with a glass of water, and they were too full to speak before finishing a bowl.

——Two mentally handicapped.

The little sisters who were eating the mushroom pot gave Xueman fearful eyes. They also tried to eat a pot of food with Xueman, but they ended up fainting on the spot.

There are two more victims today.

Returning to the hotel after dinner, Osamu Dazai dragged Xueman away openly. The reason was very honest, saying that he wanted to show Xueman the special attractions of the city of the moon.Huali and Taotao have to take care of Heshu, so they can only watch him take him away.

Osamu Dazai held Xueman's hand, and his tail was so happy that he almost raised his tail to the sky.

The author has something to say: Today’s chapter was written super smoothly, blowing Dazai’s rainbow fart really makes me feel happy o(*≧▽≦)ツ

After buying the light equipment, my million-dollar judgment is only 65w. When did the official dig the ground? I shouldn’t have given up digging the ground because of laziness... As a player of the national server, I never thought that the light equipment would be so easy Hurry up, I feel like I have been urging for the song from the year before last until this year_(:зゝ∠)_