Dad, he is addicted to raising cubs
Chapter 34
Osamu Dazai thought he was trapped in the gray space for only a short while, but in fact, two years have passed since the moment he lay down on the bed.
Two years doesn't seem like a long time, but when placed on some people, there are obvious changes.
Xuetu, who graduated from Bingdi Junior High School, did not choose to go straight to the middle school.After having a long conversation with Xueman, he transferred to Star Stripe High School in Tomoeda City, and now he lives alone in Tomoeda City, returning home every half a month.
Xueman repeatedly confirmed that his cub would not change his mind, and specifically asked the Kinomoto family who moved to Tomoeda City a year ago to take care of Xuetu.
The whole family of Kinomoto said they didn't mind, and the enthusiastic and generous Mrs. Nadeko even suggested letting Xuetu live in their house, but in the end Xuetu declined her kindness.
And Vongola, who had a legitimate reason to participate in the island country business through the artificial man, under the leadership of Tsunayoshi Sawada, the tenth generation, the branch opened prosperously, changing the public's inherent impression of the mafia organization.The Pengelie branch has become a wonderful flower growing from the underground world, and it is filled with a weird atmosphere of "I am a good person" from top to bottom.
Of course, the Balian leader Xanxus, who is far away in Italy, is unwilling to see the Vengley branch become what it is today.
It's a pity that the sky is high and the emperor is far away. He can't control Zetian Tsunayoshi's unrestrained thoughts that day. The only thing he can do is to maintain the headquarters well, so that Peng Lie's face will not be lost.
Tsunayoshi Sawada said he was happy to hear about it.
He waited until the development of the headquarters and the branch had to be separated, and completely divided Pengo Li into two halves.
However, most people don't want to believe this obvious fact. They don't believe that Tsunayoshi Sawada can let go of the power in his hands. break away.
Gangji: Then you guys just watch it.
He is still young, compared to those old men with gray hair and wrinkled faces, his life still has a long life.From the moment he knew that he was going to take over Pengo Lie, Gang Ji had a clear plan in his heart. He knew that he could not let go of his companions, but this did not mean that he would be locked up with Pengo Lie for the rest of his life. separate.
The first generation said that whether the family will prosper or perish is decided by the leader himself.
Gang Ji's decision was that he would take Pengo Li to clean up his crimes.He thought so, and he did.
Nowadays, the aquatic business of the Pengelie branch is making a lot of money, and the employees live a stable and peaceful life with the five insurances and one housing fund. Some employees who have families even brought their relatives over, and everyone lives happily together. .
You don't have to think about where you're going to fight tomorrow, and you don't have to think about whether your head is still growing on your neck... Known as the branch of the Pengelie Nursing Home, it is actually the "Peach Blossom Spring" in the dreams of many members. ".
Compared with Tsunayoshi Snow Rabbit, other people's lives have not changed much.
Yao Yan took over Xueman's dim sum shop. Although he insisted that he was working for Xueman and received the salary of the employees, in the eyes of the people around him, he had already been officially promoted to the manager of the dim sum shop and became the talker of the dim sum shop. .
The number of employees under him is growing slowly. At first, there was only one on April [-]st, then Bodo was added, and then there were five tigers retreating and chaos.
With my younger brother by my side, the work of drug research becomes more and more handy. The imaginary takeaway business will go online soon. With the flexibility of a short knife, the delivery within half an hour after placing the order is the foundation of the foundation, even the ones that are easy to be confused The noodle soup is refreshing when it arrives in the hands of buyers.
Occasionally, multiple dark-haired, blue-eyed Yatos come in to run errands part-time.
Yao Yan couldn't bear the fact that the other party only paid five yen for a single order, so he silently raised his salary.Yato, who had no idea that he could make more money, cried while hugging Yaoken on the spot, and Xue Yin was so ashamed and angry that he almost strangled his master to death with a scarf.
When they were mentally retarded or sand sculptures, April [-]st was watching these people giggling.
From the moment she fell on the street and was rescued by Xueman, April [-]st's life trajectory took a big turn and extended towards an unknown direction.With Yato's protection, he no longer has to worry about being entangled by monsters and resentment.
The power contained in the blood is no longer the object of loathing and hatred on April [-]st. He was recommended to Higurashi Shrine to learn from Kikyo. Angry and at odds, when they met for the first time, they rushed towards Domeki with a flying kick on April [-]st.
The Domeki, who was holding Si Yue Yi's ankle, exerted a light force, and received a wail that could blow the roof off.
Yuecheng Xueman accurately summed up the two as "happy lovers", and told her the good news when she was drinking with Yuko one time.
Yuzi was so depressed that he drank the whole bottle of Moutai in one breath, not to mention the drunken madness, and wept quietly while holding Xueman's clothes.
"Hmph, that's pretty good too."
Yuko, who wiped away her tears, returned to her usual state, patted the table and asked Boss Fox to bring up the hot oden, and started to eat it with big mouthfuls.
Xueman settled the bill for the two of them, and asked the boss to pack a whole portion of oden for him and take it home.
There are still people waiting for him at home.
Natsume, like Snow Rabbit, learned archery from Kikyo, and both of them have good talents. Since that year, they have won the national gold medal.
Natsume, who became the champion, became the focus of the crowd, but he never forgot Kuroko Tetsuya, and the friendship between the two remained. Recently, Kuroko Tetsu, who has a new interest in basketball, also often appears on the basketball court, practicing extra hard .
Zhong also learned how to control power from Kikyo for a long time, and now he can walk safely in the crowd without worrying about losing control.
His personality is different from that of Osamu Dazai, and Xueman made a complete set of identity materials for him with great confidence, and arranged him to study in a nearby elementary school.Chuya, who has a kind personality, respects the old and loves the young, blows away all the injustices that appear in front of him, and has become the boss of the neighborhood at some point.
People often call Zhongye the boss on the street, so that Zhongye now wears a hat as a disguise when going out, for fear that he will be recognized by a younger brother again.
"Oh, by the way, do you still remember the Kusama family?"
Xueman sat on the chair by the window and looked at Sleeping Beauty Osamu Dazai on the bed: "The loss of the zodiac doesn't seem to have much impact on their family, but with the zodiac, it doesn't necessarily mean that their family will rise." , catch up with Atobe and Akashi's family."
"On the contrary, Yuki and Ah Jia will come to play with Kishi Snow Rabbit. Children, they still have the cutest smiles."
Osamu Dazai, who seemed to have just fallen asleep, breathed steadily, and the book that was spread out beside his bed turned a page by himself, and a few new lines of text appeared on the blank page.
Xueman went over to have a look, and found that it said that Osamu Dazai was taking poison and tried to poison himself to death.
"..."
Xueman, who had seen countless suicide methods in the past two years, could only sigh with emotion that Osamu Dazai had a great talent for embracing death.
Set the scene by yourself, direct and act by yourself... The content in the front of the book can completely make a film of "A Thousand and One Ways of Death of Osamu Dazai", telling the viewers which method is the fastest to die, and which posture can bring huge Pain makes life worse than death.
It's just that today's content is slightly different.
[The poison turns into squid feet. ]
[Osamu Dazai let out a scream. ]
--puff.
Xueman took a picture of this page with his mobile phone while laughing, and when Osamu Dazai woke up, he could show him what shame is.
[Osamu Dazai pronounced a name at the last second before losing consciousness. ]
["Moon City is full of snow."]
The words written before disappeared like running water, and only Xueman's name was on the clean paper.
"Is this finally willing to ask me for help?"
Xueman sighed, picked up the book, and took out a pen from the drawer.
[I hear your voice. ]
He wrote on paper.
--[I am coming. ]
Osamu Dazai slowly opened his eyes, the dryness that had not been used for a long time made his body involuntarily secrete tears, moistening his eyeballs a little bit.
Extra tears slipped from the sockets of the eyes, and even the area around the eyes turned red, covering the redness at the end of the eyes, making people feel pity for him inexplicably.
"I... this is..." dead?
He tried to see clearly the environment he was in, but too many tears blurred the entire field of vision.Limbs were so weak and uncontrollable, Osamu Dazai began to twist his whole body up and down, no matter what, he wiped his tears on the pillow before talking.
"do not move."
Xueman covered Dazai Osamu's face with the warm towel in his hand: "Don't talk yet."
Hearing the familiar voice, Osamu Dazai felt relieved.When Xueman wiped his tears, he shook his head up and down, and wiped his entire face clean along the way.
Refreshing and comfortable.
Osamu Dazai let out a long sigh, he had the illusion that his own blood started to flow.
Xueman was very calm, and poured a glass of warm water to Osamu Dazai's mouth: "I don't quite understand why you can grow taller without eating or drinking, and you grow so fast. In two years, you have finished other people's lives." It will take more than ten years... Are you hungry? Want to eat something."
"What's wrong with me?"
As soon as he took two sips of water, Osamu Dazai couldn't wait to start talking: "I remember I went to the storage room to get tea... right, why am I lying here now?"
"You've been in a coma for two years, it's better to keep your mouth shut now for the sake of your throat."
"By the way, you are now in a vacuum state, and if you toss the quilt again, you will fall under the bed."
Dazai Osamu, who was still tossing himself one second, turned into the most well-behaved child in the world the next second. His hands, which were finally able to move, dragged the quilt that had slid down to his chest, and moved little by little. Lift it up and cover your neck to feel at ease.
"Excuse me, can I put on my pajamas first?"
Osamu Dazai blinked and asked Xueman, "I feel like a pervert."
"It's not like, you are."
Xueman gave him a confident look: "There are pajamas, but can you wear them alone?"
"I think I can try harder."
Dazai, who was clutching the side of the quilt, looked pitiful, his eyes were full of you, hurry up and say you want to help me.
Xueman smiled.
"Then I put the clothes here, you should work hard on your own."
He took a clip from his pocket, smoothed Osamu Dazai's bangs and pinned them to the top of his head, so as to prevent the hanging hair from blocking the other party's sight. After making these preparations, Xueman took the After getting out a set of pajamas, putting them beside the bed, Shi Shiran left, and closed the door tightly.
Osamu Dazai: ...You are serious.
Should I be glad you're wearing yukata-style pajamas and nothing else?
The mouse-gray thin-striped bathrobe looked extraordinarily soft. Osamu Dazai stared at the pattern of the clothes for a long time, and then shed another tear in the blink of an eye.
"It's good to be alive, at least this dress is in line with my aesthetics."
Outside the house, Xueman, who was leaning against the door, heard Dazai Osamu's voice, and then left in peace.
It stands to reason that the patient's diet should be light and nutritious, avoid meat, hot and sour, and birds should fly out of the mouth if it is light.
But Yukiman was not. He made a table full of spicy dishes, and there were many plates dotted with them, such as the need to find true love among peppers. Dazai, who was walking against the wall, sneezed several times and stopped not come down.
"Excuse me..." Osamu Dazai gasped, "Do I want to eat these too?"
He thought he would die at Chili's hands.
"This is yours."
Xueman admired Dazai Zhi's weak side, and put the porridge from the small pot next to him on the dining table: "Can I sit down?"
"I can."
Osamu Dazai almost fell into the chair beside the table, he completely gave up the chopsticks, held the spoon, and carefully delivered the porridge to his mouth.
Against the backdrop of the spicy hell, this porridge is simple and unpretentious. It is the last piece of pure land that saved Dazai, soothed his stomach and healed his heart. It is the last touch of light in hell.
Osamu Dazai, who had just finished eating the whole bowl of porridge, was in a daze.
He never expected that he could finish a bowl of this tasteless thing in one go, and before that, he had shown such quantity in wine.
"--hiss!"
The sudden coolness on his cheek brought Osamu Dazai back to his senses in an instant. He looked over in astonishment, but found that it was a can of cold beer, and the person holding the beer was Tsukishiro Snowman.
"Drink?"
Xueman put the opened soda can into Osamu Dazai's hand, and signaled him to do it himself if he wanted to drink: "You don't look like a five-year-old now, it doesn't matter if I let you drink some wine."
"Thank you."
Osamu Dazai thanked him a little foolishly.
In the two years that Xueman mentioned, he didn’t feel anything special. He felt that he just slept for a long time. He tried many ways to die in his dream, but he couldn’t really die. In the end, the one with the deepest memory Instead, it is before entering the gray space.
Ah, milk tea... I haven't had it yet...
The wine in his mouth ran across the tip of his tongue with bitterness, and fell all the way into his stomach. The entrained coolness stimulated Osamu Dazai's brain, and the drowsiness caused by long sleep slowly dissipated. When he took the last sip of wine, Dazai Zhi seemed to be back to normal.
——Normal, hovering on the verge of being beaten.
"Can I ask my exact height?"
Osamu Dazai, who was inexplicably concerned about this, asked, with indescribable joy in his voice: "I checked it visually in the mirror, and it should be above 180."
Zhongyuan Zhong also looked at his flattered expression and just wanted to hit someone.
"181."
Xueman replied: "I have specific records about your height changes. Do you want to read them? It's not a good thing to grow too fast. Compared with your peers, your wrists and ankles are too thin."
"That kid Xuetu looks healthier than you."
"I feel okay?"
Osamu Dazai used his right hand to circle the wrist of his left hand, and found that it was indeed an empty circle, not only the two places mentioned by Xueman, but his fingers, arms, legs and even his waist could be circled by holding both hands emaciated.
"It seems a little too thin."
Squeezing the soft flesh on his waist, Osamu Dazai decided to put exercise on the agenda.
"But wait a minute, you just said the specifics—record?" Osamu Dazai's voice suddenly rose, with a piercing sharpness in it, "Are you a pervert?!"
He subconsciously returned the words that Xueman had used to describe himself.
Xueman gave him an indescribable look, and Osamu Dazai analyzed it casually, which contained pity and sympathy for him, as if he had a hole in his skull and it was a pity that he knocked the hole himself.
"The information is on the table in your room, I'll help you up."
Osamu Dazai, who had grown taller, could no longer hold him in his arms by the back of his collar. Yukiman took a look at Osamu Dazai, and easily lifted him up to send him upstairs.
Osamu Dazai, whose feet were almost dragging on the ground, went back to his room in a daze, with a thick book stuffed in his hand by Yukiman. When he opened it, it was a double record of text and photos.
From the state of a young child with baby fat on his face at the beginning, to the appearance of a young and innocent teenager, the latest record shows his sleeping side profile with obvious facial contours after adulthood.
"..." So my profile looks like this?
Osamu Dazai couldn't believe that the handsome guy in the photo turned out to be himself.
But this must not be heard by others, otherwise the people who hear it will definitely roll their eyes and tell Osamu Dazai to go away quickly and stop showing off in front of them.
"Since you are awake, you can take a bath by yourself today."
Taking a bowl of walnut cheese upstairs, Xueman tried to make Osamu Dazai think a little bit more: "Can you do it by yourself? If not, I can wash it for you like before."
"It's okay, I'm fine by myself, I don't need to be busy at all!"
Osamu Dazai frantically shook his head to dispel Xueman's thoughts: "I've grown up and I have hands and feet, I really can!"
"Then come on."
Xueman's phone rang. It was Natsume who was going to live at a classmate's house today. He brought the things he needed for the night when he went out. He promised Xueman that he would call to report his safety when he arrived at his classmate's house.
This call also saved Osamu Dazai who was on the brink of explosion.
His whole body turned into a red-hot shrimp, and the temperature of his face soared all the way. Just thinking about how refreshing he was under the care of the other party for the past two years, he was so ashamed and angry that he wanted to put his head in the refrigerator to cool off.
No wonder I turned my head so naturally when he wiped my face!
Ahhhhh why did it become like this—!
Is there a way to turn back time, I desperately need a time machine right now!
The book that obediently stayed by the bed floated up and came to Dazai Osamu's hand. It opened its pages, and there were still four words Tsukishiro Yukiman written on it, and it couldn't be turned over successfully.
"What's the matter with you, go and cool off."
Osamu Dazai sent the book flying with a "snap". The source of his shame and anger is ultimately caused by this book. It is the limit of his patience that he didn't tear up the book to vent his anger. I didn't expect that this book would dare to take the initiative to find existence in front of him. feel.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
The black-haired young man was so angry that he rolled from side to side on the bed, half of his howling was suppressed by the pillow, and the remaining half floated to Xueman's ears downstairs.
Well, it's still as vibrant as ever.
Xueman thought, it was almost time to leave this world.
When Osamu Dazai was performing fried shrimp in a frying pan, Takashi Natsume was at his friend's house. He was playing games, and Tetsu Kuroko was also doing his homework seriously.
"I said Tetsuya, when can't I do my homework, does it have to be done the day before the trip?"
The character under Natsume's control turned around in the air and kicked the enemy away: "You seem like I'm not doing my job well... I feel my conscience is trembling even when I play games."
"Then you don't need to play games, come and write with me."
Hei Zizhe also had a cold expression: "And you are about to lose."
The voice of "KO" came from the stereo, and a faint smile appeared on the corner of Tetsuya's mouth: "Well, we have already lost."
Natsume threw away the handle, and jumped at Heizi with an "ooo", trying to throw the pot of losing the game on the opponent's head.
In the past two years, Natsume finally understood why Kuroko Tetsuya, who was sitting behind him, would not throw chalk ends even when he was sleeping in class, because he was born with a thin sense of existence, and he would be ignored if he didn’t pay attention .
Natsume: I'm envious, I'm jealous, I want Tetsuya to start a new life (?)
With Natsume's unremitting efforts, Kuroko Tetsuya has changed from a marginal person that teachers would ignore to a member of the class in everyone's impression, and finally there will be no such voices as "Kuroko Tetsuya? Who is that?"
After getting an amulet from the Higurashi Shrine, Kuroko Zhe also found that he was not used to the sudden surge in his presence.
——What are you looking at? Have you never seen someone with blue hair and blue eyes?
"Traveling is so tiring, may I not go tomorrow."
After packing his luggage, Hei Zizhe also turned his head and asked Natsume: "Anyway, the teacher can't find out that I'm not there... Ah, I forgot, he can see me now."
"I'd rather play basketball than travel."
"Coach, I want to play basketball."
Heizi made a joke with a blank face.
"Basketball can be played at any time, but travel is only once a year, and this time it's a rare one that spends the night outdoors. Can you be a little excited like a primary school student? You're hurting my enthusiasm."
Heizi: Why didn’t I kill you==
The author has something to say: When you grow up, you can change maps with peace of mind.
I've been watching bananafish for the past two days... I heard it's so cruel... the hand holding my heart trembles slightly.jpg
Two years doesn't seem like a long time, but when placed on some people, there are obvious changes.
Xuetu, who graduated from Bingdi Junior High School, did not choose to go straight to the middle school.After having a long conversation with Xueman, he transferred to Star Stripe High School in Tomoeda City, and now he lives alone in Tomoeda City, returning home every half a month.
Xueman repeatedly confirmed that his cub would not change his mind, and specifically asked the Kinomoto family who moved to Tomoeda City a year ago to take care of Xuetu.
The whole family of Kinomoto said they didn't mind, and the enthusiastic and generous Mrs. Nadeko even suggested letting Xuetu live in their house, but in the end Xuetu declined her kindness.
And Vongola, who had a legitimate reason to participate in the island country business through the artificial man, under the leadership of Tsunayoshi Sawada, the tenth generation, the branch opened prosperously, changing the public's inherent impression of the mafia organization.The Pengelie branch has become a wonderful flower growing from the underground world, and it is filled with a weird atmosphere of "I am a good person" from top to bottom.
Of course, the Balian leader Xanxus, who is far away in Italy, is unwilling to see the Vengley branch become what it is today.
It's a pity that the sky is high and the emperor is far away. He can't control Zetian Tsunayoshi's unrestrained thoughts that day. The only thing he can do is to maintain the headquarters well, so that Peng Lie's face will not be lost.
Tsunayoshi Sawada said he was happy to hear about it.
He waited until the development of the headquarters and the branch had to be separated, and completely divided Pengo Li into two halves.
However, most people don't want to believe this obvious fact. They don't believe that Tsunayoshi Sawada can let go of the power in his hands. break away.
Gangji: Then you guys just watch it.
He is still young, compared to those old men with gray hair and wrinkled faces, his life still has a long life.From the moment he knew that he was going to take over Pengo Lie, Gang Ji had a clear plan in his heart. He knew that he could not let go of his companions, but this did not mean that he would be locked up with Pengo Lie for the rest of his life. separate.
The first generation said that whether the family will prosper or perish is decided by the leader himself.
Gang Ji's decision was that he would take Pengo Li to clean up his crimes.He thought so, and he did.
Nowadays, the aquatic business of the Pengelie branch is making a lot of money, and the employees live a stable and peaceful life with the five insurances and one housing fund. Some employees who have families even brought their relatives over, and everyone lives happily together. .
You don't have to think about where you're going to fight tomorrow, and you don't have to think about whether your head is still growing on your neck... Known as the branch of the Pengelie Nursing Home, it is actually the "Peach Blossom Spring" in the dreams of many members. ".
Compared with Tsunayoshi Snow Rabbit, other people's lives have not changed much.
Yao Yan took over Xueman's dim sum shop. Although he insisted that he was working for Xueman and received the salary of the employees, in the eyes of the people around him, he had already been officially promoted to the manager of the dim sum shop and became the talker of the dim sum shop. .
The number of employees under him is growing slowly. At first, there was only one on April [-]st, then Bodo was added, and then there were five tigers retreating and chaos.
With my younger brother by my side, the work of drug research becomes more and more handy. The imaginary takeaway business will go online soon. With the flexibility of a short knife, the delivery within half an hour after placing the order is the foundation of the foundation, even the ones that are easy to be confused The noodle soup is refreshing when it arrives in the hands of buyers.
Occasionally, multiple dark-haired, blue-eyed Yatos come in to run errands part-time.
Yao Yan couldn't bear the fact that the other party only paid five yen for a single order, so he silently raised his salary.Yato, who had no idea that he could make more money, cried while hugging Yaoken on the spot, and Xue Yin was so ashamed and angry that he almost strangled his master to death with a scarf.
When they were mentally retarded or sand sculptures, April [-]st was watching these people giggling.
From the moment she fell on the street and was rescued by Xueman, April [-]st's life trajectory took a big turn and extended towards an unknown direction.With Yato's protection, he no longer has to worry about being entangled by monsters and resentment.
The power contained in the blood is no longer the object of loathing and hatred on April [-]st. He was recommended to Higurashi Shrine to learn from Kikyo. Angry and at odds, when they met for the first time, they rushed towards Domeki with a flying kick on April [-]st.
The Domeki, who was holding Si Yue Yi's ankle, exerted a light force, and received a wail that could blow the roof off.
Yuecheng Xueman accurately summed up the two as "happy lovers", and told her the good news when she was drinking with Yuko one time.
Yuzi was so depressed that he drank the whole bottle of Moutai in one breath, not to mention the drunken madness, and wept quietly while holding Xueman's clothes.
"Hmph, that's pretty good too."
Yuko, who wiped away her tears, returned to her usual state, patted the table and asked Boss Fox to bring up the hot oden, and started to eat it with big mouthfuls.
Xueman settled the bill for the two of them, and asked the boss to pack a whole portion of oden for him and take it home.
There are still people waiting for him at home.
Natsume, like Snow Rabbit, learned archery from Kikyo, and both of them have good talents. Since that year, they have won the national gold medal.
Natsume, who became the champion, became the focus of the crowd, but he never forgot Kuroko Tetsuya, and the friendship between the two remained. Recently, Kuroko Tetsu, who has a new interest in basketball, also often appears on the basketball court, practicing extra hard .
Zhong also learned how to control power from Kikyo for a long time, and now he can walk safely in the crowd without worrying about losing control.
His personality is different from that of Osamu Dazai, and Xueman made a complete set of identity materials for him with great confidence, and arranged him to study in a nearby elementary school.Chuya, who has a kind personality, respects the old and loves the young, blows away all the injustices that appear in front of him, and has become the boss of the neighborhood at some point.
People often call Zhongye the boss on the street, so that Zhongye now wears a hat as a disguise when going out, for fear that he will be recognized by a younger brother again.
"Oh, by the way, do you still remember the Kusama family?"
Xueman sat on the chair by the window and looked at Sleeping Beauty Osamu Dazai on the bed: "The loss of the zodiac doesn't seem to have much impact on their family, but with the zodiac, it doesn't necessarily mean that their family will rise." , catch up with Atobe and Akashi's family."
"On the contrary, Yuki and Ah Jia will come to play with Kishi Snow Rabbit. Children, they still have the cutest smiles."
Osamu Dazai, who seemed to have just fallen asleep, breathed steadily, and the book that was spread out beside his bed turned a page by himself, and a few new lines of text appeared on the blank page.
Xueman went over to have a look, and found that it said that Osamu Dazai was taking poison and tried to poison himself to death.
"..."
Xueman, who had seen countless suicide methods in the past two years, could only sigh with emotion that Osamu Dazai had a great talent for embracing death.
Set the scene by yourself, direct and act by yourself... The content in the front of the book can completely make a film of "A Thousand and One Ways of Death of Osamu Dazai", telling the viewers which method is the fastest to die, and which posture can bring huge Pain makes life worse than death.
It's just that today's content is slightly different.
[The poison turns into squid feet. ]
[Osamu Dazai let out a scream. ]
--puff.
Xueman took a picture of this page with his mobile phone while laughing, and when Osamu Dazai woke up, he could show him what shame is.
[Osamu Dazai pronounced a name at the last second before losing consciousness. ]
["Moon City is full of snow."]
The words written before disappeared like running water, and only Xueman's name was on the clean paper.
"Is this finally willing to ask me for help?"
Xueman sighed, picked up the book, and took out a pen from the drawer.
[I hear your voice. ]
He wrote on paper.
--[I am coming. ]
Osamu Dazai slowly opened his eyes, the dryness that had not been used for a long time made his body involuntarily secrete tears, moistening his eyeballs a little bit.
Extra tears slipped from the sockets of the eyes, and even the area around the eyes turned red, covering the redness at the end of the eyes, making people feel pity for him inexplicably.
"I... this is..." dead?
He tried to see clearly the environment he was in, but too many tears blurred the entire field of vision.Limbs were so weak and uncontrollable, Osamu Dazai began to twist his whole body up and down, no matter what, he wiped his tears on the pillow before talking.
"do not move."
Xueman covered Dazai Osamu's face with the warm towel in his hand: "Don't talk yet."
Hearing the familiar voice, Osamu Dazai felt relieved.When Xueman wiped his tears, he shook his head up and down, and wiped his entire face clean along the way.
Refreshing and comfortable.
Osamu Dazai let out a long sigh, he had the illusion that his own blood started to flow.
Xueman was very calm, and poured a glass of warm water to Osamu Dazai's mouth: "I don't quite understand why you can grow taller without eating or drinking, and you grow so fast. In two years, you have finished other people's lives." It will take more than ten years... Are you hungry? Want to eat something."
"What's wrong with me?"
As soon as he took two sips of water, Osamu Dazai couldn't wait to start talking: "I remember I went to the storage room to get tea... right, why am I lying here now?"
"You've been in a coma for two years, it's better to keep your mouth shut now for the sake of your throat."
"By the way, you are now in a vacuum state, and if you toss the quilt again, you will fall under the bed."
Dazai Osamu, who was still tossing himself one second, turned into the most well-behaved child in the world the next second. His hands, which were finally able to move, dragged the quilt that had slid down to his chest, and moved little by little. Lift it up and cover your neck to feel at ease.
"Excuse me, can I put on my pajamas first?"
Osamu Dazai blinked and asked Xueman, "I feel like a pervert."
"It's not like, you are."
Xueman gave him a confident look: "There are pajamas, but can you wear them alone?"
"I think I can try harder."
Dazai, who was clutching the side of the quilt, looked pitiful, his eyes were full of you, hurry up and say you want to help me.
Xueman smiled.
"Then I put the clothes here, you should work hard on your own."
He took a clip from his pocket, smoothed Osamu Dazai's bangs and pinned them to the top of his head, so as to prevent the hanging hair from blocking the other party's sight. After making these preparations, Xueman took the After getting out a set of pajamas, putting them beside the bed, Shi Shiran left, and closed the door tightly.
Osamu Dazai: ...You are serious.
Should I be glad you're wearing yukata-style pajamas and nothing else?
The mouse-gray thin-striped bathrobe looked extraordinarily soft. Osamu Dazai stared at the pattern of the clothes for a long time, and then shed another tear in the blink of an eye.
"It's good to be alive, at least this dress is in line with my aesthetics."
Outside the house, Xueman, who was leaning against the door, heard Dazai Osamu's voice, and then left in peace.
It stands to reason that the patient's diet should be light and nutritious, avoid meat, hot and sour, and birds should fly out of the mouth if it is light.
But Yukiman was not. He made a table full of spicy dishes, and there were many plates dotted with them, such as the need to find true love among peppers. Dazai, who was walking against the wall, sneezed several times and stopped not come down.
"Excuse me..." Osamu Dazai gasped, "Do I want to eat these too?"
He thought he would die at Chili's hands.
"This is yours."
Xueman admired Dazai Zhi's weak side, and put the porridge from the small pot next to him on the dining table: "Can I sit down?"
"I can."
Osamu Dazai almost fell into the chair beside the table, he completely gave up the chopsticks, held the spoon, and carefully delivered the porridge to his mouth.
Against the backdrop of the spicy hell, this porridge is simple and unpretentious. It is the last piece of pure land that saved Dazai, soothed his stomach and healed his heart. It is the last touch of light in hell.
Osamu Dazai, who had just finished eating the whole bowl of porridge, was in a daze.
He never expected that he could finish a bowl of this tasteless thing in one go, and before that, he had shown such quantity in wine.
"--hiss!"
The sudden coolness on his cheek brought Osamu Dazai back to his senses in an instant. He looked over in astonishment, but found that it was a can of cold beer, and the person holding the beer was Tsukishiro Snowman.
"Drink?"
Xueman put the opened soda can into Osamu Dazai's hand, and signaled him to do it himself if he wanted to drink: "You don't look like a five-year-old now, it doesn't matter if I let you drink some wine."
"Thank you."
Osamu Dazai thanked him a little foolishly.
In the two years that Xueman mentioned, he didn’t feel anything special. He felt that he just slept for a long time. He tried many ways to die in his dream, but he couldn’t really die. In the end, the one with the deepest memory Instead, it is before entering the gray space.
Ah, milk tea... I haven't had it yet...
The wine in his mouth ran across the tip of his tongue with bitterness, and fell all the way into his stomach. The entrained coolness stimulated Osamu Dazai's brain, and the drowsiness caused by long sleep slowly dissipated. When he took the last sip of wine, Dazai Zhi seemed to be back to normal.
——Normal, hovering on the verge of being beaten.
"Can I ask my exact height?"
Osamu Dazai, who was inexplicably concerned about this, asked, with indescribable joy in his voice: "I checked it visually in the mirror, and it should be above 180."
Zhongyuan Zhong also looked at his flattered expression and just wanted to hit someone.
"181."
Xueman replied: "I have specific records about your height changes. Do you want to read them? It's not a good thing to grow too fast. Compared with your peers, your wrists and ankles are too thin."
"That kid Xuetu looks healthier than you."
"I feel okay?"
Osamu Dazai used his right hand to circle the wrist of his left hand, and found that it was indeed an empty circle, not only the two places mentioned by Xueman, but his fingers, arms, legs and even his waist could be circled by holding both hands emaciated.
"It seems a little too thin."
Squeezing the soft flesh on his waist, Osamu Dazai decided to put exercise on the agenda.
"But wait a minute, you just said the specifics—record?" Osamu Dazai's voice suddenly rose, with a piercing sharpness in it, "Are you a pervert?!"
He subconsciously returned the words that Xueman had used to describe himself.
Xueman gave him an indescribable look, and Osamu Dazai analyzed it casually, which contained pity and sympathy for him, as if he had a hole in his skull and it was a pity that he knocked the hole himself.
"The information is on the table in your room, I'll help you up."
Osamu Dazai, who had grown taller, could no longer hold him in his arms by the back of his collar. Yukiman took a look at Osamu Dazai, and easily lifted him up to send him upstairs.
Osamu Dazai, whose feet were almost dragging on the ground, went back to his room in a daze, with a thick book stuffed in his hand by Yukiman. When he opened it, it was a double record of text and photos.
From the state of a young child with baby fat on his face at the beginning, to the appearance of a young and innocent teenager, the latest record shows his sleeping side profile with obvious facial contours after adulthood.
"..." So my profile looks like this?
Osamu Dazai couldn't believe that the handsome guy in the photo turned out to be himself.
But this must not be heard by others, otherwise the people who hear it will definitely roll their eyes and tell Osamu Dazai to go away quickly and stop showing off in front of them.
"Since you are awake, you can take a bath by yourself today."
Taking a bowl of walnut cheese upstairs, Xueman tried to make Osamu Dazai think a little bit more: "Can you do it by yourself? If not, I can wash it for you like before."
"It's okay, I'm fine by myself, I don't need to be busy at all!"
Osamu Dazai frantically shook his head to dispel Xueman's thoughts: "I've grown up and I have hands and feet, I really can!"
"Then come on."
Xueman's phone rang. It was Natsume who was going to live at a classmate's house today. He brought the things he needed for the night when he went out. He promised Xueman that he would call to report his safety when he arrived at his classmate's house.
This call also saved Osamu Dazai who was on the brink of explosion.
His whole body turned into a red-hot shrimp, and the temperature of his face soared all the way. Just thinking about how refreshing he was under the care of the other party for the past two years, he was so ashamed and angry that he wanted to put his head in the refrigerator to cool off.
No wonder I turned my head so naturally when he wiped my face!
Ahhhhh why did it become like this—!
Is there a way to turn back time, I desperately need a time machine right now!
The book that obediently stayed by the bed floated up and came to Dazai Osamu's hand. It opened its pages, and there were still four words Tsukishiro Yukiman written on it, and it couldn't be turned over successfully.
"What's the matter with you, go and cool off."
Osamu Dazai sent the book flying with a "snap". The source of his shame and anger is ultimately caused by this book. It is the limit of his patience that he didn't tear up the book to vent his anger. I didn't expect that this book would dare to take the initiative to find existence in front of him. feel.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
The black-haired young man was so angry that he rolled from side to side on the bed, half of his howling was suppressed by the pillow, and the remaining half floated to Xueman's ears downstairs.
Well, it's still as vibrant as ever.
Xueman thought, it was almost time to leave this world.
When Osamu Dazai was performing fried shrimp in a frying pan, Takashi Natsume was at his friend's house. He was playing games, and Tetsu Kuroko was also doing his homework seriously.
"I said Tetsuya, when can't I do my homework, does it have to be done the day before the trip?"
The character under Natsume's control turned around in the air and kicked the enemy away: "You seem like I'm not doing my job well... I feel my conscience is trembling even when I play games."
"Then you don't need to play games, come and write with me."
Hei Zizhe also had a cold expression: "And you are about to lose."
The voice of "KO" came from the stereo, and a faint smile appeared on the corner of Tetsuya's mouth: "Well, we have already lost."
Natsume threw away the handle, and jumped at Heizi with an "ooo", trying to throw the pot of losing the game on the opponent's head.
In the past two years, Natsume finally understood why Kuroko Tetsuya, who was sitting behind him, would not throw chalk ends even when he was sleeping in class, because he was born with a thin sense of existence, and he would be ignored if he didn’t pay attention .
Natsume: I'm envious, I'm jealous, I want Tetsuya to start a new life (?)
With Natsume's unremitting efforts, Kuroko Tetsuya has changed from a marginal person that teachers would ignore to a member of the class in everyone's impression, and finally there will be no such voices as "Kuroko Tetsuya? Who is that?"
After getting an amulet from the Higurashi Shrine, Kuroko Zhe also found that he was not used to the sudden surge in his presence.
——What are you looking at? Have you never seen someone with blue hair and blue eyes?
"Traveling is so tiring, may I not go tomorrow."
After packing his luggage, Hei Zizhe also turned his head and asked Natsume: "Anyway, the teacher can't find out that I'm not there... Ah, I forgot, he can see me now."
"I'd rather play basketball than travel."
"Coach, I want to play basketball."
Heizi made a joke with a blank face.
"Basketball can be played at any time, but travel is only once a year, and this time it's a rare one that spends the night outdoors. Can you be a little excited like a primary school student? You're hurting my enthusiasm."
Heizi: Why didn’t I kill you==
The author has something to say: When you grow up, you can change maps with peace of mind.
I've been watching bananafish for the past two days... I heard it's so cruel... the hand holding my heart trembles slightly.jpg
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