Ever since he learned about the improper physical relationship between Ling Xinglan and his master, Jing Tianxing has been thinking about how to make his friends wake up in time and get out as soon as possible. An unparalleled character, the starting point is too superior, so he doesn't know how to start...
Now, he figured it out.
Changlin Fairy Mountain is full of male cultivators. Ling Xinglan has never touched any kind of warm and fragrant nephrite until now. When he meets a fairy, he is also a kind-faced and evil-hearted master. Naturally, he doesn't know whether he likes a man or a woman. , or like both.
Jing Tianxing thought, if Ling Xinglan understood the woman's tenderness and affection, maybe she wouldn't be entangled with her master anymore, right?After all, it is a feasible direction.
So today, he purposely took advantage of Lin Hexuan's business trip and slipped to Ling Xinglan's side.
"Drunk life and dream of death? Where is it?"
Ling Xinglan was still painstakingly copying books and reciting poems in Jiufeng Palace. His master gave him homework for five days after he was away for three days, and his heart was about to break.That cute little face was staring at the densely packed pages and crumpled up in disgust. Seeing Sedum Xing coming to find him, he immediately threw the book aside.
"You don't even know that Zuishengmengdelou is such a wonderful place? There are countless beautiful girls there, all over the country—" Jing Tianxing said exaggeratedly.
Hearing this, Ling Xinglan propped up his chin with his hands, and the wide sleeves slid down, revealing a snow-white slender arm, delicate and smooth like suet white jade.
"Pretty? How beautiful? They often say that I was born beautiful. Are those girls as beautiful as me?"
Jing Tianxing paused for a moment, looked at the boy's astonishing beauty, and said helplessly, "Of course...not."
"That's fine, I won't go. If there is anything I want to see, I can use the skylight mirror that Master gave me, can I see it?"
He snorted, his brows were filled with the arrogance that comes from being over-loved, such a low-key look would look like a punch to others, but when it fell on him, it was unreasonably lovable, and he wanted to reach out and squeeze it That soft face.
Jing Tianxing said again: "Ah, I haven't gotten to the point yet. The most famous food in Zuishengmengshilou is eating food, such as crystal elbow, eight-treasure wild duck, bergamot golden roll, ginger fish fillet, and spiced pigeon. You can eat all the delicacies, all of which are forbidden to be eaten on Changlin Fairy Mountain..."
The more Ling Xinglan listened, the more greedy she became, and she couldn't help but sip her saliva.
We must know that the food of ordinary people is full of turbidity, which affects the practice, but the monks who are somewhat self-motivated will not eat it.He now eats some bland, all-vegetarian spiritual delicacies every day. Spiritual fruits are the most delicious, and there is no meat every day.
If he was really greedy, he would ask his master to feed him. It was a matter of cultivation, and Lin Hexuan didn't follow everything. Only when Ling Xinglan was wronged or sad would he feed him a few pieces of snacks to appease the little apprentice.
"Then what are you waiting for? Let's go!"
Ling Xinglan stood up suddenly, and the jade pendant around his waist shook accordingly.
Jing Tianxing: "But your homework..."
"Master will come back to check the day after tomorrow. I have already done one-tenth of it. If I can't finish eating and packing, I will definitely finish it!"
Ling Xinglan strode out of the palace gate, saw Jing Tianxing standing where he was, but turned around and waved his hands to urge him to come.
"Hurry up, hurry up, the sooner you go, the more time you have to come back to copy books!"
After hearing this, Jing Tianxing couldn't help but shook his head and followed with a smile: "You, you, you are all nonsense."
---
Inside Yaohua Palace.
"Did you really see it? He and Jing Tianxing went to Zuishengmengdelou together?"
While stroking the little white cat in her arms, He Hanxuan asked the apprentice beside her.
The woman nodded: "Yes, this disciple has listened to the master's orders recently, and has been guarding the gate of Jiufeng Palace every day. Just now I saw the two of them chatting and laughing, flying towards the direction of the building of drunkenness and death."
"Okay, how is Zhengchou going to deal with this little bastard?" The woman in white smiled coldly.
"Then should I report to Master Master immediately? If he catches the current situation, he will definitely punish Young Master Ling."
He Hanxuan grabbed her apprentice and smiled softly: "What do you know about filming, you little girl? How much can you be punished if you catch her now? Although that little goblin is a man, she can act coquettishly and offer favors. It's over."
She took out a palm-sized medicine bottle from her mustard bag.
"If we want to play, we will play a big one. If you can't die with one hit, it's better not to hit it."
The name of this medicine is Lingling Meng, and it was originally prepared by He Hanxuan for herself and Lin Hexuan. The medicine is so powerful that there is no other solution except sex.
In order to become the hostess of Changlin Xianshan, she used hundreds of precious ingredients to make this medicine, and even spent a lot of money to buy a demon pill of a nine-tailed fox as a medicine, even though Lin Hexuan set up a medicine on Ling Xinglan's body. No amount of protective restrictions or barriers can do it.
"He Qing, you put this medicine in their food and drink, and wait until the raw rice is cooked, and then I will take all the seniors in the cultivation world to catch rape. At that time, I think that little beast's reputation will be ruined, so what can I do with it? I fight!"
"Meow--"
When He Hanxuan spoke excitedly, the strength in her hand increased, hurting the white cat in her arms.
The frightened white cat let out a loud cry, struggling with all fours and tearing her clothes.
"Hiss, you disobedient little bastard!"
As soon as He Hanxuan saw this snow-white and fluffy body, she thought of that annoying ferret. She smiled and poured the tea cup in her hand, and the hot tea poured down, causing the white cat to roll all over the floor.
"Master, is this, is this too much?" He Qing asked cautiously.
Whether it's against Young Master Ling or against the cat.
He Hanxuan sneered: "What do you know, the beam has already formed, don't kill it, and wait to be arrested next time?"
---
"Meow? Meow? This cat is so cute, can I hug it?"
Ling Xinglan and Jing Tianxing just walked in the door, and saw a big orange cat with a foolish head. This cat was fed to be chubby, and it swept its tail as it walked. It was so cute that he couldn't help it. Keep squatting down to tease.
The maid next to her smiled and said, "This is the favorite pet of our Snow Maiden. She has such an arrogant temper. Be careful, my lord, it will scratch your clothes."
"Really? So fierce?"
Ling Xinglan raised his head, his smiling eyes seemed to be filled with Qiongzhi Jade Liquid, they were so beautiful that people couldn't take their eyes off them, even the maid who was used to beauties showed surprise on her face.
"Meow~"
Unexpectedly, the big orange cat licked Ling Xinglan's palm affectionately, and meowed happily a few times.
"It seems that the young master is very popular with small animals." The maid said in surprise.
The more Ling Xinglan looked at it, the more cute it became. He stretched out his hand to hug it, and suddenly felt his chest sink, especially the big orange.
"Then let's go sit in this Snow Maiden's box, so that I can see more of this little...big guy."
Zuishengmengdelou is a well-known beauty hunting place, and the top oirans in the building are all stunningly beautiful, and even the maids who come and go to serve tea and water are one of the best in a hundred.
Those who come here include the royal family and nobles among mortals, as well as powerful monks, who either lose their souls for a night, or fall in love, but it is rare to see such a simple foodie as Ling Xinglan.
The well-dressed Xue Lianji was about to die of anger!She has never met such a person!
This Mr. Ling, looking at the luxurious clothes, even the hair is shining with exquisite light, and he looks amazingly handsome, but he just looks like a starving ghost, lying on the table eating and drinking, watching Don't even look at her!
It took her a long time to paint the most beautiful lychee lips and the most fashionable distant mountain eyebrows, but she just took off Mr. Ling's coat, which is not as good as a cat curling up in his arms.
God, she is such a delicate beauty sitting here, doesn't she feel a little bit excited?
Sedum Xing sat beside him, feeling a little embarrassed.
He thought, Ling Xinglan, are you a man after all? With such a big beauty in front of you, are you really working hard here?
Co-authored to bring you to the brothel, are you really just having sex in the literal sense? !
"Brother Jing, don't you want to eat?"
Ling Xinglan saw that he didn't move his chopsticks.
"I heard the song Snow Girl is very nice..." Jing Tianxing shook his head regretfully.
"I'll eat all of that, don't you mind?"
Ling Xinglan brought all the dishes in front of her, and enjoyed them contentedly. By the way, she fed some steamed fish to the orange cat. One person ate a meal for two, and couldn't be happier——
In his opinion, monks are the most suitable for eating these. Well, these delicacies are absorbed by the Lingtian after they enter the stomach. They will either be turned into turbid air and excreted with breathing, or transformed into energy to supply the body, so there is no need to worry about getting fat.
"Hey, I'll eat it all for you, I'll eat it all for you, slow down, be careful not to choke, no one will snatch it from you."
Because Jing Tianxing's plan failed completely, he lost his mood for a while, so he sat there and ate a slice of orange.
He thought for a while, and finally said unwillingly: "I'm the brother who told you that at night, there will be a night show, and those girls can dance, with five thousand spirit stones for each."
Ling Xinglan: "Why is dancing so expensive?"
Their meal is only a thousand spirit stones.
"... folk dance."
Ling Xinglan: "Folk dance is so expensive? I'm not interested."
"The one with no clothes on."
Jing Tianxing leaned close to his ear and whispered.
The distance is too close, the man's scorching breath sprayed on Ling Xinglan's sensitive earlobe, like feathers itching, making people unable to help but feel distracted.
Suddenly, Ling Xinglan stopped moving and stared at him blankly.
"Hmm...Senior Brother Jing...do you feel very hot?"
Unknowingly, drunken blush appeared at the end of the young man's eyes, his snow-white apricot cheeks were stained with rouge, and his lips were slightly parted, like a sweet fruit waiting to be picked, anyone who looked at it would be breathless.
"No, did you drink too much?"
Sedum stood up and pushed the window open.
"Is it better now?"
"Well, it seems to be getting hotter..."
Ling Xinglan couldn't help loosening her neckline, revealing a slender neck.
"Meow?"
The orange cat suddenly let out a low cry that was quite alarming, and looked outside the door vigilantly.
Jing Tianxing picked up his sword and gave Xue Lianji a wink.
Xue Lianji cleared her throat and said softly, "Who is outside?"
"Are there two monks in white in the girl's room?"
The sound was clearer and more pleasant, like a cold spring under the moon, the sound of a piano in an empty mountain, turning into a basin of cold water, scaring Ling Xinglan and Jing Tianxing half to death.
"Fuck! It's Master! Why is he here!"
Ling Xinglan covered his face in disbelief, half of the inexplicable heat on his body was frightened away.
Jing Tianxing held her back: "Slow down, the rooms here are very soundproof, we still have a chance."
"what chance?"
Jing Tianxing pursed his lips: "It's a chance not to be beaten to death by your master."
He turned his head and asked Xue Lianji: "Is there any extra women's clothes? Let's change into them and run away."
Xue Lianji nodded: "Yes, but yes..."
"Wear, wear women's clothing."
Ling Xinglan scratched his head in embarrassment.
He was hot all over now, all his sensations were magnified, and even the slightest friction made him very uncomfortable.
Jing Tianxing threw him a set of pink gauze clothes, and put on a red one himself.
"What do you hate at this time?"
With a click, his strong shoulders opened a hideous hole in the dress.
Sedum Xing: "..."
At this time, the master outside the door also got impatient.
"Why didn't the girl answer? Then I had to come in."
In the next second, Lin Hexuan pushed the door open and entered.
Now, he figured it out.
Changlin Fairy Mountain is full of male cultivators. Ling Xinglan has never touched any kind of warm and fragrant nephrite until now. When he meets a fairy, he is also a kind-faced and evil-hearted master. Naturally, he doesn't know whether he likes a man or a woman. , or like both.
Jing Tianxing thought, if Ling Xinglan understood the woman's tenderness and affection, maybe she wouldn't be entangled with her master anymore, right?After all, it is a feasible direction.
So today, he purposely took advantage of Lin Hexuan's business trip and slipped to Ling Xinglan's side.
"Drunk life and dream of death? Where is it?"
Ling Xinglan was still painstakingly copying books and reciting poems in Jiufeng Palace. His master gave him homework for five days after he was away for three days, and his heart was about to break.That cute little face was staring at the densely packed pages and crumpled up in disgust. Seeing Sedum Xing coming to find him, he immediately threw the book aside.
"You don't even know that Zuishengmengdelou is such a wonderful place? There are countless beautiful girls there, all over the country—" Jing Tianxing said exaggeratedly.
Hearing this, Ling Xinglan propped up his chin with his hands, and the wide sleeves slid down, revealing a snow-white slender arm, delicate and smooth like suet white jade.
"Pretty? How beautiful? They often say that I was born beautiful. Are those girls as beautiful as me?"
Jing Tianxing paused for a moment, looked at the boy's astonishing beauty, and said helplessly, "Of course...not."
"That's fine, I won't go. If there is anything I want to see, I can use the skylight mirror that Master gave me, can I see it?"
He snorted, his brows were filled with the arrogance that comes from being over-loved, such a low-key look would look like a punch to others, but when it fell on him, it was unreasonably lovable, and he wanted to reach out and squeeze it That soft face.
Jing Tianxing said again: "Ah, I haven't gotten to the point yet. The most famous food in Zuishengmengshilou is eating food, such as crystal elbow, eight-treasure wild duck, bergamot golden roll, ginger fish fillet, and spiced pigeon. You can eat all the delicacies, all of which are forbidden to be eaten on Changlin Fairy Mountain..."
The more Ling Xinglan listened, the more greedy she became, and she couldn't help but sip her saliva.
We must know that the food of ordinary people is full of turbidity, which affects the practice, but the monks who are somewhat self-motivated will not eat it.He now eats some bland, all-vegetarian spiritual delicacies every day. Spiritual fruits are the most delicious, and there is no meat every day.
If he was really greedy, he would ask his master to feed him. It was a matter of cultivation, and Lin Hexuan didn't follow everything. Only when Ling Xinglan was wronged or sad would he feed him a few pieces of snacks to appease the little apprentice.
"Then what are you waiting for? Let's go!"
Ling Xinglan stood up suddenly, and the jade pendant around his waist shook accordingly.
Jing Tianxing: "But your homework..."
"Master will come back to check the day after tomorrow. I have already done one-tenth of it. If I can't finish eating and packing, I will definitely finish it!"
Ling Xinglan strode out of the palace gate, saw Jing Tianxing standing where he was, but turned around and waved his hands to urge him to come.
"Hurry up, hurry up, the sooner you go, the more time you have to come back to copy books!"
After hearing this, Jing Tianxing couldn't help but shook his head and followed with a smile: "You, you, you are all nonsense."
---
Inside Yaohua Palace.
"Did you really see it? He and Jing Tianxing went to Zuishengmengdelou together?"
While stroking the little white cat in her arms, He Hanxuan asked the apprentice beside her.
The woman nodded: "Yes, this disciple has listened to the master's orders recently, and has been guarding the gate of Jiufeng Palace every day. Just now I saw the two of them chatting and laughing, flying towards the direction of the building of drunkenness and death."
"Okay, how is Zhengchou going to deal with this little bastard?" The woman in white smiled coldly.
"Then should I report to Master Master immediately? If he catches the current situation, he will definitely punish Young Master Ling."
He Hanxuan grabbed her apprentice and smiled softly: "What do you know about filming, you little girl? How much can you be punished if you catch her now? Although that little goblin is a man, she can act coquettishly and offer favors. It's over."
She took out a palm-sized medicine bottle from her mustard bag.
"If we want to play, we will play a big one. If you can't die with one hit, it's better not to hit it."
The name of this medicine is Lingling Meng, and it was originally prepared by He Hanxuan for herself and Lin Hexuan. The medicine is so powerful that there is no other solution except sex.
In order to become the hostess of Changlin Xianshan, she used hundreds of precious ingredients to make this medicine, and even spent a lot of money to buy a demon pill of a nine-tailed fox as a medicine, even though Lin Hexuan set up a medicine on Ling Xinglan's body. No amount of protective restrictions or barriers can do it.
"He Qing, you put this medicine in their food and drink, and wait until the raw rice is cooked, and then I will take all the seniors in the cultivation world to catch rape. At that time, I think that little beast's reputation will be ruined, so what can I do with it? I fight!"
"Meow--"
When He Hanxuan spoke excitedly, the strength in her hand increased, hurting the white cat in her arms.
The frightened white cat let out a loud cry, struggling with all fours and tearing her clothes.
"Hiss, you disobedient little bastard!"
As soon as He Hanxuan saw this snow-white and fluffy body, she thought of that annoying ferret. She smiled and poured the tea cup in her hand, and the hot tea poured down, causing the white cat to roll all over the floor.
"Master, is this, is this too much?" He Qing asked cautiously.
Whether it's against Young Master Ling or against the cat.
He Hanxuan sneered: "What do you know, the beam has already formed, don't kill it, and wait to be arrested next time?"
---
"Meow? Meow? This cat is so cute, can I hug it?"
Ling Xinglan and Jing Tianxing just walked in the door, and saw a big orange cat with a foolish head. This cat was fed to be chubby, and it swept its tail as it walked. It was so cute that he couldn't help it. Keep squatting down to tease.
The maid next to her smiled and said, "This is the favorite pet of our Snow Maiden. She has such an arrogant temper. Be careful, my lord, it will scratch your clothes."
"Really? So fierce?"
Ling Xinglan raised his head, his smiling eyes seemed to be filled with Qiongzhi Jade Liquid, they were so beautiful that people couldn't take their eyes off them, even the maid who was used to beauties showed surprise on her face.
"Meow~"
Unexpectedly, the big orange cat licked Ling Xinglan's palm affectionately, and meowed happily a few times.
"It seems that the young master is very popular with small animals." The maid said in surprise.
The more Ling Xinglan looked at it, the more cute it became. He stretched out his hand to hug it, and suddenly felt his chest sink, especially the big orange.
"Then let's go sit in this Snow Maiden's box, so that I can see more of this little...big guy."
Zuishengmengdelou is a well-known beauty hunting place, and the top oirans in the building are all stunningly beautiful, and even the maids who come and go to serve tea and water are one of the best in a hundred.
Those who come here include the royal family and nobles among mortals, as well as powerful monks, who either lose their souls for a night, or fall in love, but it is rare to see such a simple foodie as Ling Xinglan.
The well-dressed Xue Lianji was about to die of anger!She has never met such a person!
This Mr. Ling, looking at the luxurious clothes, even the hair is shining with exquisite light, and he looks amazingly handsome, but he just looks like a starving ghost, lying on the table eating and drinking, watching Don't even look at her!
It took her a long time to paint the most beautiful lychee lips and the most fashionable distant mountain eyebrows, but she just took off Mr. Ling's coat, which is not as good as a cat curling up in his arms.
God, she is such a delicate beauty sitting here, doesn't she feel a little bit excited?
Sedum Xing sat beside him, feeling a little embarrassed.
He thought, Ling Xinglan, are you a man after all? With such a big beauty in front of you, are you really working hard here?
Co-authored to bring you to the brothel, are you really just having sex in the literal sense? !
"Brother Jing, don't you want to eat?"
Ling Xinglan saw that he didn't move his chopsticks.
"I heard the song Snow Girl is very nice..." Jing Tianxing shook his head regretfully.
"I'll eat all of that, don't you mind?"
Ling Xinglan brought all the dishes in front of her, and enjoyed them contentedly. By the way, she fed some steamed fish to the orange cat. One person ate a meal for two, and couldn't be happier——
In his opinion, monks are the most suitable for eating these. Well, these delicacies are absorbed by the Lingtian after they enter the stomach. They will either be turned into turbid air and excreted with breathing, or transformed into energy to supply the body, so there is no need to worry about getting fat.
"Hey, I'll eat it all for you, I'll eat it all for you, slow down, be careful not to choke, no one will snatch it from you."
Because Jing Tianxing's plan failed completely, he lost his mood for a while, so he sat there and ate a slice of orange.
He thought for a while, and finally said unwillingly: "I'm the brother who told you that at night, there will be a night show, and those girls can dance, with five thousand spirit stones for each."
Ling Xinglan: "Why is dancing so expensive?"
Their meal is only a thousand spirit stones.
"... folk dance."
Ling Xinglan: "Folk dance is so expensive? I'm not interested."
"The one with no clothes on."
Jing Tianxing leaned close to his ear and whispered.
The distance is too close, the man's scorching breath sprayed on Ling Xinglan's sensitive earlobe, like feathers itching, making people unable to help but feel distracted.
Suddenly, Ling Xinglan stopped moving and stared at him blankly.
"Hmm...Senior Brother Jing...do you feel very hot?"
Unknowingly, drunken blush appeared at the end of the young man's eyes, his snow-white apricot cheeks were stained with rouge, and his lips were slightly parted, like a sweet fruit waiting to be picked, anyone who looked at it would be breathless.
"No, did you drink too much?"
Sedum stood up and pushed the window open.
"Is it better now?"
"Well, it seems to be getting hotter..."
Ling Xinglan couldn't help loosening her neckline, revealing a slender neck.
"Meow?"
The orange cat suddenly let out a low cry that was quite alarming, and looked outside the door vigilantly.
Jing Tianxing picked up his sword and gave Xue Lianji a wink.
Xue Lianji cleared her throat and said softly, "Who is outside?"
"Are there two monks in white in the girl's room?"
The sound was clearer and more pleasant, like a cold spring under the moon, the sound of a piano in an empty mountain, turning into a basin of cold water, scaring Ling Xinglan and Jing Tianxing half to death.
"Fuck! It's Master! Why is he here!"
Ling Xinglan covered his face in disbelief, half of the inexplicable heat on his body was frightened away.
Jing Tianxing held her back: "Slow down, the rooms here are very soundproof, we still have a chance."
"what chance?"
Jing Tianxing pursed his lips: "It's a chance not to be beaten to death by your master."
He turned his head and asked Xue Lianji: "Is there any extra women's clothes? Let's change into them and run away."
Xue Lianji nodded: "Yes, but yes..."
"Wear, wear women's clothing."
Ling Xinglan scratched his head in embarrassment.
He was hot all over now, all his sensations were magnified, and even the slightest friction made him very uncomfortable.
Jing Tianxing threw him a set of pink gauze clothes, and put on a red one himself.
"What do you hate at this time?"
With a click, his strong shoulders opened a hideous hole in the dress.
Sedum Xing: "..."
At this time, the master outside the door also got impatient.
"Why didn't the girl answer? Then I had to come in."
In the next second, Lin Hexuan pushed the door open and entered.
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