Dazai sister

His rice bowl and residence are your rice bowl and residence, fork it off first, and then fork it off after the family is gone.

There is only one left—friend, Osamu Dazai's friend, you think of the warnings they gave you one after another...

But before you can make a move, another person catches your eye.

You've been observing in secret for the past few days, and then... it's the campus conference, which is a so-called meeting that mobilizes students' enthusiasm, but it's actually useless.

But Osamu Dazai is here, so you are here too.

"Next, we will invite our principal, Sakunosuke Oda, to speak."

You see smiles on everyone's faces, is this some popular big shot?You habitually look at Osamu Dazai, only to find that he is looking at the rostrum.

"Oh, is it my turn? Then students should study hard." A red-haired uncle said with a blank face after he came to the stage, and thunderous applause rang out as soon as he finished speaking.

"Thank you everyone." The red-haired uncle slowly got off the podium.

"The principal's speech is over..." The host calmly asked the students to leave the stage in order, it seems that they have long been used to it.

"Well, he..." Only one sentence?

You pulled the hem of Dazai Osamu's clothes,

"It's Odasaku, it's the first time Xi-chan has seen Odasaku." The black mud spirit smiled at you after speaking,

"Then let me take Nozomi to visit Odasaku next."

Is it really possible to enter the principal's office like this?You watched the black mud spirit pick the lock easily, and after you waited in the office for a while, there was a sound of pushing the door,

"So it's Dazai."

"Odasaku, this is Nozomi."

You looked at the red-haired man and gave you a slow look. After greeting you, you started chatting with Osamu Dazai without mentioning the door lock at all.

If there is such a principal, it is understandable that the school is so strange, but Osamu Dazai is completely different from usual,

"Odasaku, I have worked so hard today, I have dealt with club activities, and I have to go to class, so what did Odasaku do?"

"Really? My job is quite easy. I just mediate the conflict between the third-grade physical education teacher and the math teacher."

"Let's talk about it"

"Physical education teacher Hinata said, how many times have I said it, I am not sick, and I have not asked for leave..."

"Is that interesting? I want to try it too."

"But Dazai is a student."

Osamu Dazai slumped on the table like a pancake, and became in a strange state,

So, is this your real block?

campus f4

"Student Maki, let me give you a popular science on campus male gods, hahahahahaha."

"First of all, our brother Maki, Dazai-sama who is the number one male god, Dazai-sama has always been the number one male god in the school, although he is a bit ruthless and indifferent, but...

"Then there is our Lord Zhongyuan, who is my natal male god. Maki, don't look at his unexpected impatience when getting along with Lord Dazai. Ma'am very gentlemanly person,

Mr. Nakahara lost to Mr. Dazai because of his height when he voted, woohoo, although Mr. Dazai is also very handsome. "

"Akutagawa-sama and Nakajima-sama are about the same popularity? Akutagawa-sama is Dazai-sama's subordinate, the number one fan of the support team, he just looks so fierce.

Nakajima-sama takes the route of the little milk dog in the next year, it is really cute!I just don't know why the relationship with Akutagawa-sama is like Nakahara-sama and Dazai-sama..."

Not only have you lost your complaints, but you don't even have the mood to refute that Dun Dun is the next year's little milk cat. Now your mind is full of a man with red hair and a boy with brown hair.

"Maki, let me tell you a secret."

you listen absentmindedly

"You must never tell Dazai-sama."

So you came to a "secret" corner,

"Today, Nakahara-sama and Dazai-sama are still very affectionate!"

It turns out that the eyes of the masses are blood-stained. You sighed faintly, but what is the use of this?

"I love Zhongtai"

"Obviously Taizhong"

"And Akutagawa-sama and Dazai-sama really make a good match."

"Too Mustard"

Although it is very dangerous, but above, you immediately plunged into it,

"It's obviously Taizhong!"

If Osamu Dazai is... then what do you do?

"Look, even Dazai-sama's younger sister said so, it must be Taizhong."

"It is precisely because she is the younger sister of Dazai-sama that it is unreliable. The force value of Zhongyuan-sama is max, so it must be Chuta."

"But Mr. Zhongyuan's personality is obviously a spoiled lady, she must be Taizhong"

You listened to their discussion, and suddenly a great idea occurred to you.

On a sunny morning, under the cherry blossom trees on campus:

"Senior Zhongyuan, I already know about my elder brother"

Tears appear in your eyes,

"You..." Don't be too sad, the bastard Qingli is a bit perverted, but I will protect you.

"I'm really touched. Although my elder brother is very good, how can he find such a good boyfriend as Senior Zhongyuan——

So when will Senior Zhongyuan come to live in our house? "

Tremble, Nakahara Chuya, can you accept Taizhong?

"Who told you this, bastard... Dazai?" Nakahara Chu also tried hard to contain his anger,

You point your own cerebellum axe:

"Big Brother and Senior Zhongyuan have such a good relationship, Mrs. Zhongyuan...Brother, can I call you that?"

"Who has a good relationship with the bastard mackerel!!!"

There was fire in Zhongyuan Zhongye's eyes, bastard mackerel, have you tried everything to discredit me?

"Senior Zhongyuan?" Is a man's self-esteem so easy to use?

Zhong Yuanzhong also squeezed out a smile,

"Maki can call me Brother Zhongyuan, but I have something else to do, so I'm sorry."

Ahhhhhh, die, bastard Dazai!

You watched him leave angrily, and the ground was trampled with cracks. Is it so easy to use?In fact, you have no hope of success.

Oh, men, is this your inviolable dignity?

By the time you touched the port club, you already knew—that Dazai-sama angered Zhongyuan-sama again for some reason and got beaten up,

But as a green tea, you are a professional, and you have to take the initiative to prevent things from developing in a good way.

The corridor today is very quiet. When you entered the president's office, Osamu Dazai was also very quiet. He was looking out the window with his back to you.

"Brother, I heard that you had a quarrel with senior Zhongyuan. Although senior Zhongyuan is very good, if I have such a good friend as my brother, I will definitely cherish it."

"Tea...Xijiang, my brother just got some interesting news."

Osamu Dazai didn't turn around, the nasty little man must have done it on purpose, he just punched him in the face.

You know you've been exposed, but you didn't give up the thrashing,

"Brother, I just don't want you to go to senior Zhongyuan's house, because then I will be alone again.

Why is Osamu Dazai not as easy to deceive as Nakahara, and how much news is "one point"?

Osamu Dazai felt that his whole body was in pain, but his head hurt even more:

"Xi-chan, who told you, I like dwarfs."

"Brother doesn't like senior Zhongyuan?"

"The slimy little slug is disgusting, why Xi-chan has such a strange idea."

"But my brother said - don't do unnecessary things, and warned me not to get close to senior Zhongyuan."

……

"Xi-chan, you can't do this again."

"I know I was wrong, brother."

You feel that Osamu Dazai already knows something, but you didn't intend to use one method twice,

Walking out of Osamu Dazai's office, you took out your small notebook, crossed out Chuya Nakahara,

After he became an ex-boyfriend, he really made you look a lot more comfortable.

This one has been resolved, so there is only one other left.

Is it really a man?Boyfriends and true love are two different things, and this one seems to be more difficult to deal with.

Osamu Dazai in the office restrained himself from going to the bathroom, but it was still disgusting, as if he really ate a small slug raw,

Hey, hey, he didn't want to see or hear anything about ××× these days.

initiative

The next step is to lie to Osamu Dazai's friend to sever ties with him. Obviously all boyfriends are out, why don't you feel relaxed?

In order for Sakunosuke Oda to sever ties with Osamu Dazai, you have to plan - Osamu Dazai is a big scum.

To put it in detail, Osamu Dazai, a terrifying man, just broke up with his boyfriend, and he was going to attack his cute and pure sister in a frenzy, and he was discovered doing heitui in the office.

Port company, during working hours, all departments are in place (tools are in place), the president's office, Osamu Dazai is in place, and the implementer - Kamisuzu Nozomi is in place.

"Oni sauce~"

You flew over with lightning speed and sat on Osamu Dazai's body with your legs. Isn't this a shameful posture, you thought.

"Today's Xi-chan is really enthusiastic." Osamu Dazai didn't seem to notice the weirdness of the matter, and very naturally put his hand on your head and rubbed it.

The atmosphere has become warmer, this is not okay,

You put one hand into someone else's shirt, touched it unconsciously, then raised your head,

Although you have always said that he is a black mud spirit, but at the same time he is also a young man with fluffy hair. At this moment, his iris-colored eyes are slightly narrowed, and his hands are holding you to prevent you from falling down.

You feel a little guilty - of course it's impossible

You put your head close to Osamu Dazai, lick the end of his eyes with the tip of your tongue,