Lanxiang Xiuxian Technical College

Three long and one short choose the shortest, three short and one long choose the longest, two long and two short choose B, uneven C is invincible...

Bu Fan recited the "oral formula" silently in his heart, but even the oral formula in the examination room could not save Bu Fan. There was already thin hot sweat on his forehead, and his back felt numb.

Bu Fan remembered that his admission letter said the Department of Philosophy. Logically speaking, it should be a liberal arts subject. Why are there chemistry questions and these chemical symbols? Bu Fan, a serious science student, has never seen it before. What is Pengsha? ?It's beyond the outline!

Bu Fan rubbed his forehead in a dazed expression, unable to fill in a single word, so he just dazed casually, at least there was a certain chance, but if he was dazed casually, Bu Fan couldn’t do it, if he failed, wouldn’t it be true? Do you want to pack up and go back to your hometown?

Just when Bu Fan was in a hurry, he accidentally glanced at the side, and found that the fifth pen of Beitang was moving "shua, shua, shua, shua, shua, shua". It didn't take a few seconds from reading the question to answering the question, as if Qi Xu said Yes, it's just a general knowledge test question, it's very simple...

Bu Fan's heart skipped a beat, he didn't look at it on purpose, but Bu Fan's eyesight was really good, there was a space between the two of them, and Bu Fan's eyes could see clearly, sometimes Bu Fan doubted Are you farsighted?

Bu Fan was sweating a little on his forehead, so he quickly lowered his head, picked up a pen and scribbled on a few answer sheets. To be honest, Bu Fan has never cheated in the exam, and he feels a lot of psychological pressure, but there is really nothing he can do now, no He will answer a question.

Hearing a "crash", Beitang Fifth's examination paper turned a page. Bu Fan became anxious, and threw the machine-readable pen out, hitting Beitang Fifth's arm with a "snap".

Bu Fan was startled, Beitang Fifth handed him the pen, without looking at Bu Fan, he turned over the test paper, put away the arm that was pressing the test paper, and sat with arms folded attitude.

Bu Fan was taken aback for a moment, and then quickly started to answer the questions. The fifth person in Beitang was actually showing him his paper?

When Bu Fan finally finished answering this page of the paper, Beitang Fifth finally turned over the paper and continued to answer the questions.

Fortunately, there is only one correct answer for the machine-readable card. You can’t copy the handwritten papers later, it’s too obvious, especially the composition...

Bu Fan couldn't understand a single question, so he could only write it down, and he couldn't answer blank papers. The moment the bell rang for the hand-in paper, Bu Fan's heart skipped a beat, and the teacher had already taken away the test papers.

Everyone came out of the classroom in a bustling manner, and the surroundings were a little crowded. Bu Fan wanted to thank Beitang Wuwu, but he disappeared without knowing where he was, and had already gone out.

Qi Xu patted Bu Fan on the shoulder, with a simple and honest smile on his face, not under the pressure of the exam, and said with a smile: "Bu Fan, how did you do in the exam? Let me say it's not difficult, it's all about common sense, Lan The ancestral hall has been in operation for 100 years, and no one has failed the examination at the beginning of the semester, no problem..."

Qi Xu was very nervous, he didn't see him say a word at all, Bu Fan's face turned pale, Ye Yixia bent his elbow and bumped Qi Xu, Qi Xu touched his chest where he was hit, and smiled innocently Said: "Hey, Yixia, why did you bump into me?"

Ye Yixia rolled his eyes, feeling quite helpless, said: "Let's go, there is still a physical fitness test."

Bu Fan almost forgot about the physical fitness test, in addition to the literary test, there is also a military test!

Bu Fan followed the crowd to the playground, where many freshmen were standing there, discussing the written test questions just now in groups.

"Hey, how did you do in the exam?"

"It's okay, that composition is not very good, I can't write."

""Ziqing Zhixuan Collection", it's so simple, I've memorized it fluently since kindergarten."

"That's right, there's also the one in Nine Springs Hell, it's all for sub-questions."

Bu Fan: "..." Kindergarten?Give sub-questions?Why is my kindergarten still playing hide-and-seek and climbing trees, and the sub-questions are simplified equations, which seem to be in a different dimension...

The teacher came soon. The teacher of the physical fitness test was not the same as the invigilator of the written test just now. The teacher of the written test was a middle-aged lady in her fifties. She looked very serious and looked like an old pedant.

As soon as the teacher of the physical fitness test came out, there was a burst of whistle blowing on the playground, one after another.

It was only then that Bu Fan discovered that 90.00% of freshmen are boys...

In this university where the male-to-female ratio is seriously out of balance, he has already anticipated his university life, but his parents and eldest sister have already talked to him seriously, and Bu Fan is absolutely not allowed to fall in love in university, because the girls in the city are too delicate, don't If you marry back and become a young mistress, you can't afford it.

Bu Fan thought to himself, with such a male to female ratio, he would definitely not be able to find a girlfriend...

Bu Fan poked his head forward and looked forward. His figure was not tall at all among the freshmen. Qi Xu stood aside and sighed with a smile: "This teacher is so beautiful."

Bu Fan was even more curious, and tried his best to look forward with his feet, and finally saw a little bit. The teacher seemed to be 1.8 meters tall, not burly, tall, with a pair of rimless glasses on his face, and a pair of glasses on his body. A very casual casual dress, with sleeves rolled up to the elbows, exposing his flawless white arms. His demeanor is very gentle, but he has a naughty smile on his face.

The teacher stood in front, holding a large plastic card with a few extra pages on it, the list of new students.

He smiled, and it was even more beautiful when he smiled. An arrogant look was flying on his gentle face, almost showing his sharpness, which looked extremely dazzling.

Amidst the boy's whistle, the teacher finally spoke, and everyone was disappointed, it turned out to be a man!

The teacher's voice is not delicate, a little hoarse, with a slight smoky voice, and it sounds like he is about 30 years old.

The teacher smiled and said, "My surname is Xiao...don't be so busy whistling, let's test first, are you weaned?"

Everyone looked at each other, but didn't understand what Teacher Xiao said. Teacher Xiao waved and said, "It's a 500-meter long-distance running test, but seeing how confident you are, I will definitely add 500 meters to you. 2000 meters, is it merciful enough?"

Bu Fan: "..."

In the 2000-meter physical fitness test, Bu Fan was about to lie on the ground just listening to it.

Just started school, the weather is still a little hot, especially at noon, under the scorching sun, Bu Fan felt that he was going to collapse, his soul had already flown, only his legs were still falling numb, and he didn't know how he made it to the finish line , but the last one...

After Bu Fan rushed over, he was paralyzed on the ground and couldn't move. Qi Xu and Ye Yixia hurried over and picked him up to drive him away. Ye Yixia said, "Don't stop immediately, just walk first."

Bu Fan shook his hand, with a look of dying, and said, "It's really...it's too bad..."

The others were not much better, all out of breath and completely unable to whistle.

Teacher Xiao came over with a smile, flipped through the report card, and said, "Okay, there are two more tests, everyone, come and line up."

Bu Fan was supported by Qi Xu and Ye Yixia, and entered the stadium. After the 2000-meter long-distance race, he was about to do push-ups.

Push-ups are not the usual push-ups. Teacher Xiao explained his rules. There are two groups of people, of course boys and boys, girls and girls. Start doing push-ups. If you don't make up your mind and don't hold on, it will be a sad reminder.

When everyone heard this, they all thought immediately. They didn't expect Teacher Xiao to be so "vicious" because of his beauty. If he didn't hold on, wouldn't he have to confess his first kiss?I don't know who to tell...

Teams of two, ranked according to long-distance running results, No.1 and the last team, and so on.

Bu Fan sadly came last, and soon found his teammate. The No.1 long-distance runner turned out to be No. [-] in Beitang!

Everyone had just finished a long run and was still out of breath. Only the fifth person in Beitang didn't change his face. His face was no longer red or congested. He was breathing very smoothly and didn't sweat at all. He didn't seem to be tired at all.

The first round of push-ups started soon. Bu Fan was lying on the ground, Beitang No. [-] put his hands beside his ears, doing push-ups one by two and three quickly.

Beitang Fifth not only has long legs, but also long arms, and looks quite strong. At first, Bu Fan was afraid that Beitang Fifth would suddenly be pressed down. He didn't think about the issue of the first kiss, but was thinking, according to Beitang With Tang Wu's figure, he might be crushed into a meatloaf in an instant, and it's still revealing...

But Bu Fan was completely overwhelmed, Beitang No. [-] did it very fast, it was almost inhuman, and when he reached the later stage, he was slightly panting, and his heavy breath sprayed on Bu Fan's ears and neck.

Bu Fan's heart rate soared instantly, "thump, thump", his heartbeat was a little irregular, and he didn't know why, so he tried his best to turn his neck, but he could still feel the cool breath on his neck. Up, sweeping away, a little itchy.

Just when Bu Fan was trying his best to avoid the entanglement of breathing, Beitang No. [-] suddenly pushed up and stood up abruptly. He actually finished, and the other students were still "struggling". It became a cramp and exercised.

Teacher Xiao couldn't help but glanced this way, paid more attention to Beitang's fifth glance, and then said, "It's interchangeable."

Bu Fan actually took advantage. He lay on the ground and rested for a long time, but his hands are still trembling. Let alone push-ups, he would definitely crush Beitang No.[-] to death if he did one...

Beitang Fifth had already laid down, and as soon as he lay down, the black T-shirt immediately outlined his muscular figure, his abdominal muscles were faintly visible, his long legs were straighter, and his proportions were against the sky.

Seeing that he hadn't moved for a long time, Beitang Fifth said, "It's fine."

Bu Fan walked over, coughed, and made preparations for a long time before he lay down slowly and put his hands on Beitang Fifth's ears. He found that Beitang Fifth's shoulders were really broad, and his hands With a palm, it is easy to touch his shoulder.

The two of them were stacked on top of each other, and Bu Fan started to do push-ups. The first five were fine, but Bu Fan started shaking after doing a few.

Beitang Fifth frowned. He found that Bu Fan's right hand was struggling very hard, and his body was always leaning to the left. When he looked sideways, he found a circle of marks on Bu Fan's right wrist, like a scar.

Beitang Fifth frowned and said, "Has your right hand ever been injured?"

Bu Fan was panting, bean-sized drops of sweat fell down and accidentally sprinkled on Beitang Fifth's cheeks. He was already nervous, and now he was even more nervous. He nodded randomly, but his right hand trembled suddenly, and he Hear "Boom!"

Beitang Fifth reacted quickly, turned his head in time, and "bang" raised his hands to support Bu Fan who was pressed down, but Bu Fan's lips still nibbled on Beitang Fifth's chin firmly, There is a little lower lip.

Bu Fan felt a pain on his lips, and his teeth were about to fall out. He immediately opened his eyes wide and said, "Yes, yes, yes... I'm sorry."

Beitang No.[-] supported his waist, raised his eyes to look at Bu Fan, his expression was still calm, as if nothing had happened, and said flatly: "You are bleeding."

Bu Fan said "Ah?", stretched out his hand to wipe it, and found that his lips were bleeding, not only his lips, but also his gums, so he quickly covered his mouth and wiped it twice, then continued to do push-ups.

Bu Fan's right hand was injured before, so he didn't exert much effort. After doing two push-ups on average, Bu Fan took a bite of Beitang No. [-], or hit Beitang No. [-]'s solid chest muscles.

Many people nearby had already finished their work, and they all noticed the interesting movement here. Bu Fan blushed even more, extremely embarrassed, but the more nervous he was, the easier it was to make mistakes. "Boom!" He took the fifth mouthful of Beitang...

Bu Fan immediately said: "Yes, yes, yes... I'm sorry, I didn't mean it!"

Beitang Fifth seems to have gotten used to it. He tilted his head at first, but now he doesn't even bother to tilt his head.

Teacher Xiao stood aside, squinted his eyes to look this way, raised his hand to look at his watch, sighed for the time, turned his head and said to the teacher next to him, "He is an exceptional student? Bu Fan?"