Lucifer sacrificed too much for world peace

Of course Lucifer is not cooking.

He was cooking the snail noodles he had drawn out ten times in a row.

In fact, after torturing these reviewers with Sudoku, no matter how delicious Lucifer handed them, they should also feel that the effort and gain are equivalent.

However, Lucifer was in a bad mood.

He didn't come to this world voluntarily in the first place—at least he didn't voluntarily before recovering his memory—it was a last resort to open this broken store, and up to now he hasn't gotten the game console he wants, so he can only spend his time by reading books. Time, this made him very unhappy.

And the church still wants to conduct censorship... It's not the shop he wants to open!What's more, Elder Bill is obviously here to find trouble, he just counterattacked reasonably!

In short, in order to understand his thoughts, Lucifer did not hesitate to choose the option that did not violate the rules but was the most frustrating.

Backgammon and Go, for Lucifer, are both easy to win and at a loss for the opponent to lose. If they lose, they lose, and it is difficult for them to feel frustrated by unfamiliar things.

But Sudoku is different.

The numbers are all numbers they are familiar with, and the difficulty is completely at the level of the person who sees the question.If you want to be simple, elementary school students can also solve the problems. If you want to be difficult, even mathematics experts can't solve them for more than ten days.

Lucifer had been merciful, it just gave them a headache for a while, and didn't really give a problem that would take several days to solve.

But even so, tangling back and forth on familiar numbers and seemingly simple rules will bring people far more pain than losing in unfamiliar chess.

Seeing them racking their brains and looking like they couldn't solve the problem, the unhappiness that Lucifer had been suppressing in his heart since he came to this world almost dissipated.

Elder Bill didn’t say anything if he wanted to make troubles. Bishop Gregory was dedicated to human beings. Although what he did was to slow down the development of the world, he did not intend to do it, and Lucifer didn’t need to do too much.

After thinking about doing Sudoku for several hours, no one has doubts about passing the trial, but...

Most of the money Lucifer earned in the past few days was put into the lottery pool, and as a result, he got a bunch of messy things, including snail noodles.

Some people like snail powder, some people don't like it, which lies in the acceptance of sour bamboo shoots.

Just like stinky tofu, sour bamboo shoots are also a fermented product, but what makes them unique is that the special flavor of sour bamboo shoots mainly comes from two substances.

One is called hydrogen sulfide, which smells like rotten eggs and is one of the components of "fart".

The other is called skatole, as the name suggests, is the smell of feces.

The sour bamboo shoots with these two substances at the same time can be called the finishing touch of snail powder, and it is reasonable for people who don't know to think that they are cooking shit.

[Because I don't know if other people can accept the snail noodles, so instead of taking this risk, why not give the snail noodles to the reviewers who will not affect repeat customers whether they like it or not, and even if they don't like it, it will be a bonus point? 】

"Smart." Lucifer admitted, "But... there are also reasons for my own bad taste."

In fact, there was no need to put the sour bamboo shoots so early, but Lucifer specially told the alarm clock in charge of the back kitchen to put the sour bamboo shoots in earlier, so that the magical flavor can be released quickly——

This caused everyone in the store except Lucifer to be fidgeting at the moment, full of doubts about what would be served on the table later.

"Did you cook something right?" Under the gaze of others, the clerk reconfirmed.

"...The cheese also smells bad, which is normal." Lucifer said calmly.

other people:"…………"

This is completely different! ! !

That kind of cheese is cold, and the smell can only be smelled when you get close to it. It is not at the same level as this hot smell that permeates the whole room with nowhere to hide, okay? !

Don't touch porcelain cheese!

The person who solved the Sudoku already wanted to leave, and he didn't have to eat this thing, but he looked at the heavy expressions of the three people in charge of the review, and he couldn't open his mouth, so he could only leave with tears in the end.

It turned out that the person in charge of the review would not be able to run away in such a crisis?Everyone has sacrificed too much!

In the oppressive silence, four bowls flew out from the door leading to the back kitchen, and they automatically landed in front of several customers together with the tableware.

The four of them were not at all happy to finally be able to eat delicious food after hard work. They picked up the tableware one by one as if they were going to the execution ground, and held their breath.

Except for the clerk who gave up earlier, the other three were a little bit overwhelmed.

They are serious about solving problems, and they consume a lot of brain power, which makes them very hungry...

Now everyone was tired and hungry, and faced with this astonishing stench, even the most pious Bishop Gregory could not help but feel dazed.

Is this the only restaurant that ranks No. [-] in Eden Daily [it should be condemned to eat]?

It is clearly [smells as if being forgiven] ah!

But to be reasonable, if you don't smell the smell, the appearance is still very good, just like the collected information, it is the same food as noodles.

White round noodles of uniform thickness are soaked in deep red soup, yellow beans, green side dishes, red peanuts, black fungus, and fried things that look thin and crispy, which looks very rich.

...Thinking about it, it is impossible for the sage to torment them on purpose. Judging from his leisurely appearance, it seems that no divine punishment has fallen on him. Then this should be similar to cheese, but it smells bad, right?

With the most basic trust between people, the four trembling hands picked up one and put it in their mouths.

"...!!!"

First, the tongue is a little sore, then it is spicy, and then it is fragrant, sour and delicious.

Although it still smells stinky, it is not unacceptable to be buffered by the same but extremely delicious taste from the mouth, and it even seems to be able to smell the fresh fragrance under the stinky smell!

After eating it in one bite while it was hot, my tongue became numb and my back was covered with sweat. I was a little uncomfortable, but also felt inexplicably happy.

This is the benign self-abuse mechanism of the human body at work.

The essence of spicy is pain, which can trick the brain into releasing pleasant endorphins to relieve the pain.Some people become addicted to spicy food because eating spicy food can make him feel happy——

Elder Bill burst into tears.

Confirmed, although it smells stinky, it tastes really delicious. It's not that the sage is trying to torment people on purpose. The only problem is...

He can't eat spicy food! ! !

Elder Bill ate the snail noodles one by one with tears in his eyes, because although he couldn't eat spicy food, he was inexplicably fascinated by the taste of the snail noodles, and he was unwilling to waste it like this.

Lucifer conscientiously served them ice water, watched them eagerly slurp down one cup after another, and finally ended the "review".

Even Elder Bill, who can't eat spicy food, ate up his share, let alone the others.

Bishop Gregory wiped his slightly swollen mouth and announced on the spot that the Apple store had passed the audit.

In fact, Bishop Gregory didn't like spicy food very much. As a bishop, his taste was very bland, and he felt that the delicious taste of snail noodles was nothing compared to the suffering he suffered.

...As for why he still emptied the bowl... He obviously didn't like it, but he couldn't stop his hands. Bishop Gregory, who was completely kidnapped by the "benign self-torture mechanism", insisted that he refused to waste.

Others have no opinion on the results of this review.

No matter how delicious it is, it's nothing compared to what they paid, they deserve it!

Although it is a semi-official review, they are not playing for free.

This world is amazing, people are willing to pay for enjoyment, and they are more willing to pay for misery.

Bishop Gregory took out the funds allocated for the review, and after careful judgment, he decided to pay 5 silver coins for the hardships of his group.

After all, they can be regarded as interfering with other people's normal operations. The church is still very humane in this regard, and the compensation should be compensated. Anyway, most of the funds are donated by the main person in charge of this time, that is, Bishop Gregory and Elder Bill. , the two of them have no opinion, and the others have no opinion.

A group of people were sweating profusely and blushing suspiciously when they left the Apple store. When the wind blew, they would have a strange smell. If they were not neatly dressed, passers-by would suspect that they had fallen into a cesspit.

The people who are so used to the smell that they can't even feel the smell on themselves are confused to find that their good popularity seems to have been compromised today.

And Lucifer had let the alarm clock block off the smell in the store before, and nothing could be smelled outside, and when the person left, he would directly clear all the smell in the store, without affecting the next business at all.

【...Your character is really a bit bad right now. 】The alarm clock has something to say.

"Did you know? I just said that you hired the wrong person, and there will definitely be problems if you ask me to execute it." Lucifer said casually.

[No, although the personality has changed a lot, it is indeed the same person, and the ideas should be similar. If you execute it, you should not deviate from the original intention. 】

"Are the thoughts similar?" Lucifer asked curiously, "Speaking of which, what did I think before I lost my memory?"

[For example... how do you feel about this world? 】

"Well, let me think about it, it's too boring, lacks the motivation to develop, people live a similar life, and there is almost no entertainment. I can't live at all. They really can bear it."

【…………………】

【Your previous evaluation is: To let people live a fair life instead of an average life, you can't only allow needs but not desires-desires, otherwise the world will become a hell. 】

"...What do you mean by your silence? You finally suspect that you have found the wrong person?"

——Should the same person have similar ideas?I used to be too enlightened!

13. Chapter 13