Lucifer sacrificed too much for world peace

In fact, strictly speaking, there is nothing wrong with this article.

Alexandre Dumas, with his delicate and touching brushstrokes, described a bowl of noodles that is so desirable that his mouth would drool just by looking at the words, and a cup of miraculous drink.

...It's just that when Lucifer thought that these were actually instant noodles and Sprite, he couldn't help feeling a little black, but he still restrained his desire to complain and continued to look down.

In addition to describing the delicacies, Dumas also focused on describing that these delicacies can only be obtained through trials. She relied on the strength of her boyfriend (Lu: She has already started dating, so fast?) to successfully eat this world's most delicious food. taste.

Seeing this, Lucifer understood.

Dare love his shop has become a place to prove one's strength to lovers... It seems that no matter which world it is, the situation of showing off to the opposite sex cannot be eradicated.

Because it is a normal courtship behavior, it is estimated that it will not be condemned by the gods. After all, the strength is there, and there must be a chance to show it, so that people can know their advantages.

Unexpectedly, Dumas’s meal was really not in vain. Writing such an article can attract new customers for him. It seems that Dumas can often come to taste his new products in the future.

Speaking of which, the French writer Alexandre Dumas once wrote a "Gourmet Dictionary". I wonder if Miss Alexandre Dumas in this world can also write a similar one——

Forget it, if I write about instant noodles, Sprite and Coke, I always feel inexplicably awkward.

While Lucifer was reading the newspaper, the guests had finished eating too.

The noodle group was given according to the price that Alexandre Dumas said in the newspaper, but the popping candy group was more subtle. After some consideration, they actually offered a sky-high price of 2 silver coins for the popping candy.

"It's not necessary..."

However, the young couple insisted that he accept it: "Master Sage gave us the opportunity to eat enough miraculous candy as a sacrifice, and we still occupy the chessboard for so long, which is what we should."

Since he was so determined to give him money, the young Lucifer, who originally wanted to be considerate of these frugal and frugal dates, accepted it without pretense.

The landlord's house has no surplus food!

The popping candy also cost him a silver coin to draw out. At first, he thought it would be enough to get his money back, but now he actually made a profit, so what's the point!

Facts have proved that the celebrity effect does not divide the world. After the two couples left, Lucifer received three or four couples one after another, and it didn't stop until night fell.

In the next few days, some people came here admiringly. Although not as many as the first day, it was not bad, and Lucifer's income and expenditure had reached a stable stage, earning a lot of money from the wholesale price of instant noodles in the store. a sum.

Originally, after so many days, the effect of the advertisement was almost enough, those who were supposed to come had already come, and those who hadn’t read that issue of the newspaper would not go back to read it. As a result, after a few days, the traffic volume unexpectedly increased again.

It is said that the customer flow has increased, but in fact, excluding those who have not passed the "test", about seven or eight orders can be sold every day, but for a store that is prone to divine punishment, this is already a lot, so much that Lucifer feels puzzled .

It was not until Lucifer heard the communication between the guests that he wondered why.

"Is it going to be reviewed soon?"

"Yeah, this store ranks first! If you don't come now, I feel like you may not have a chance in the future..."

Lucifer was stunned.

I don’t know if it’s in cooperation with the church. The Eden Daily conducted a poll on “Which store should be condemned most?” The scope of the vote was the street where the next church review will be conducted, and Lucifer’s Apple Store ranked first.

Yes, because Lucifer's store signboard has no words, so the newspaper directly called it [Apple Store], and it also specifically marked that it does not sell apples.

At first, he just wanted to complain that the city is called Eden. Since it is the Garden of Eden, shouldn't he, a guy who wants to make trouble, bring the fruit of wisdom like Satan?

What's wrong with drawing an apple as a signboard!Anyway, the position of the bite on Apple is different, even if Apple wants to sue him for infringement across the world, it is useless.

But looking at the ranking list, Lucifer couldn't help but feel emotional.

No wonder there are more customers, because in this world, "should be damned" means rare, enjoyable, delicious, luxurious...

This ranking list is actually equivalent to an advertisement. He should actually thank Eden Daily. It seems that there are not many people who are willing to bear a certain degree of punishment from heaven and must come.

It's a pity that even if so many people came to send money, Lucifer could only reluctantly earn half of them. After all, there are winners and losers, and only those who win can eat delicious food. This is the rule he set at the beginning.

... Let the church's review be perfunctory first, and then make changes so as not to affect the plan.

Lucifer sighed, feeling that it was not easy for him. He confiscated all the money after it was delivered to the door. He was even more saintly than a saint.

——Compared to the desertedness at the beginning of the opening, this kind of popular situation lasted until the day before the church inspection.

On the day of the church review, no one set foot in the Apple store until the afternoon.

"I knew it would be like this."

Lucifer sat behind the counter, flipping through the newly drawn "A Song of Ice and Fire" while complaining.

"Being seen by the people in the church will affect the people in the church's impression of themselves-it's nothing more than this kind of thinking? The church is really in the way, isn't this delaying people from making money?"

[If the bishop sees you going in and out of a store that has not passed the inspection, it will indeed be like this. 】

"So it doesn't matter if you pass the review."

【Yes.But whether it's backgammon or go, in the eyes of the bishop, it may represent playing things and losing one's mind—]

Lucifer smiled casually: "Don't worry, this is the best problem to solve."

The alarm clock slowly played a question mark.

Just as we were talking, the inspectors finally arrived.

The first one was a middle-aged man wearing a bishop's gown, his hair was a little thin, and his appearance had a serious sense of sternness, like an old-fashioned senior teaching director, walking into the Apple store with a straight face.

Following him was a representative of the elders, Elder Bill Forbes.His smiling face is very kind, but Lucifer knows that this is a person who can be punished by God n times until he bites his tongue for saying a word, and seems to have some resentment towards him inexplicably, is it right to expect Elder Bill to be merciful? possible.

The last young priest who came in was probably a secretary or clerk, with a notebook and pen in his hand, and looked around curiously as soon as he entered.

Lucifer changed his usual lazy manner, stood up and greeted the three uninvited guests with a smile: "Welcome—"

"There's no need to be too polite." Bishop Gregory was stunned when he saw Lucifer, thinking that the legendary angel probably looked like this—but he couldn't be selfish just because the other person was so good-looking that he liked him!

So, Bishop Gregory said in a more businesslike tone than usual: "Just do what you do to other people."

Putting on a posture that he will not accept hard and soft, and no one will try to interfere with his correct judgment.

Lucifer raised his eyebrows, and his expression suddenly returned to indifference: "Ah, then I won't be polite, you three please sit down."

Probably because he didn't expect Lucifer to change his face so quickly, Bishop Gregory was stunned for a few seconds.

Although he said so and really thought so, he had never seen anyone who could directly remove his smile when the people in the shop inspected heard what he said.

Especially when the other party was not smiling, there was an unspeakable sense of majesty, more imposing than his bishop, and even a bit of sacredness, which made him a little uneasy, always feeling that he had offended the other party.

but……

If he usually has this attitude, he doesn't seem to be the type who would lure customers into consumption with sweet words and flattering attitude, so he can probably rest assured in this regard.

Alas, those who want to make money despite God's punishment cannot be eradicated. If everyone is as generous and kind as Elder Bill, how much peace of mind he can save!

After the three of them found a place to sit down, Elder Bill said with a smile: "I suddenly remembered that the kid from the Einstein family even praised this store."

"Oh?" Bishop Gregory's eyes suddenly became sharp, "What did he boast?"

"It seems to be delicious or something... Ahh!" Elder Bill said with a smile, "Oh, I'm getting old, cough cough cough, I can't remember clearly."

The young priest answered quickly: "Ah, according to the information, the owner of the store is a sage who tests others by putting out math-related puzzles on the checkerboard. If the reward is...it is said to be very delicious noodles, or it has a wonderful taste. drinks."

Bishop Gregory frowned: "Delicious..."

Delicious is not a good word for Bishop.

But the young priest said weakly: "If it's a trial, it's actually not bad. Didn't the hero Harry finally drink the spring water of Tianquan after going through many trials? According to the epic, the spring of that day The spring water is very delicious..."

"Then how can it be the same?" Bishop Gregory frowned, "The trials that the hero Harry has gone through are very challenging even now, and he can get the spring water from Tianquan, that is the reward he deserves! "

Lucifer sneered silently.

Elder Bill, who had been secretly paying attention to Lucifer, shuddered under the gaze of those golden eyes, and subconsciously smoothed things over.

"Let's try this sage's trial first, maybe it's so challenging that even if the rewards are more delicious, we won't be out of line."

Bishop Gregory nodded: "Yes, we should seek truth from facts, and we must wait for our experience before evaluating—sage, please show your test."

Lucifer, who watched coldly for a long time, said calmly, "Okay."

[Is it really okay?You have only drawn Go and poker now, so it is easy to be regarded as...]

"It's not that everything can only be done by smoking. I told you that this is the easiest problem to solve."

Lucifer said to the alarm clock.

"Don't talk about eating noodles, let's talk about it after passing my test!"

11. Chapter 11