Earth-flavored eating and broadcasting and top-flow vase
Chapter 1 The Man Floating from the Sea
July, Sawamura.The sea breeze was much stronger than in previous years, and the whole village seemed to be shrouded in the salty sea breeze.
This is a family village where information traffic is extremely blocked. Most of the people in the village are surnamed Chu.
At three o'clock in the afternoon, except for children and the elderly, all men and women with hands and feet in the village are fishing and catching shrimps by the sea, except for a young man with sound hands and feet.At this time, this young man with able-bodied hands and feet was sitting at home, eating and drinking in front of an old computer, looking very happy.
"Old man, it's the last big spicy octopus, I'll download it after I finish eating it! Call me on the screen of what seafood to eat tomorrow!"
"Put some more chili noodles? All right! No problem!"
The young man with long hair and red dress with heavy make-up picked up the still hot big octopus and threw it into a jar filled with chili noodles in his slender hands until the octopus turned bright red. The young man opened his mouth and bit the round head of the octopus, "Zi— "The black ink sprayed out from the corner of the mouth, mixed with the bright red chili powder, and the dead Barbie powder on the lips to form a weird color.
The young man ate with relish, and smiled at the camera: "The old man who asked me to add chili noodles just now, didn't he say he wanted to paint a car for me? He tricked me again?"
"Since that's the case, that's it for today. If you like it, give it your attention. See you tomorrow."
Chu Fan got up and unplugged the power, then took the trash can beside him and vomited.He vomited for a long time, and the acid water in his stomach was about to vomit out, and his stomach felt better.Panting heavily, he threw away the hot wig, his makeup was already worn away by sweat.
"Om-"
The phone on the table vibrated.
Chu Fan glanced at the number, wiped his mouth casually, and picked up the phone, "Nephew, what's the matter? Is your mother..."
"Hey! No! Uncle, there is something new! I found a fairy! No! No! I found a fairy!"
Chu Fan was confused, "Explain clearly."
"Oh, Sanya and I were catching crabs at the seaside today, and guess what, we found a man on the beach, who looks so good-looking! He's prettier than you, uncle! He's even better than a fairy! She went home and said that God gave her a reward and wanted to take him by force! Come and see!"
Chu Fan said without hesitation: "Understood, I will go now."
When Chu Fan came to Sanya's house, as soon as he stepped through the door, he saw a lot of people standing in the hut, buzzing chaotically, with their eyes nailed to the bed.
At this time, an extremely pleasant male voice sounded, "Who are you! Why am I here?"
This voice is magnetic and pleasant, and it seems incompatible with everything in this room. It is a voice that should not appear here.
"You are the man God sent me. Be good, don't be afraid." As soon as Sanya finished speaking, people around laughed.
"Go away, don't touch me, what nonsense are you talking about."
Chu Fan coughed lightly on purpose, and soon the crowd around the bed automatically gave way. Sanya's fat body ran towards Chu Fan with a smile on her face, grabbed Chu Fan's arm with both hands and pulled him to the side of the bed, stretched out her hand Pointing at the bed, "Second Uncle, look at the man I picked up!"
Chu Fan looked at the bed with the mentality of watching the excitement. The smile on the corner of his mouth suddenly froze, his body did not move, and his eyes were fixed on the person on the bed.Chu Fan had lived for 26 years and this was the first time he saw such a beautiful person.
This man was just lying on the bed, his eyes were cold, and he could see the Milky Way from inside.
Not only the eyes, but also the eyebrows, nose, and mouth are all in good shape, the skin is fair, and even the fingers are so beautiful that people can't take their eyes off them.Presumably, he was pampered and pampered since he was a child, and he didn't even do heavy work.
Chu Fan's Adam's apple twitched, and his heart beat violently.
It's more beautiful than a fairy.
"Hello!" Cheng Yang was stared at by this man and woman in a skirt and wearing weird makeup. He frowned and refused to look at the other person's face, and said, "How much do you want? I can give."
Chu Fan came back to his senses, looked away at Sanya, and said, "I want to take this man away."
Sanya was not very smart since she was a child, and everyone in the village let her in, even Chu Fan. Yanzi Sanchun already has a man, but I don't!"
Chu Fan put his arms around Sanya's shoulders, coaxing him patiently: "Yaya, I heard from Uncle, where do you think this person came from?"
Sanya said sobbingly: "Heaven."
"That's it. He is a god who went down to investigate, and he has to go back to report to the Jade Emperor. If we force him to stay, and the Jade Emperor gets angry, Sanya will never eat big crabs again."
Sanya stared at Chu Fan with red eyes, and her crying gradually became quieter, "Really?"
Chu Fan touched Sanya's head, "Yes, so, next time uncle goes to the county to bring Yaya, what does Ya want to buy and what will uncle buy? Stop crying, okay?"
Only then did Sanya stop crying, and reluctantly grabbed the fairy's hand on the bed. The fairy's hand was white and beautiful, and she hadn't felt anything before touching it.
Annoyed, Cheng Yang opened his fat hand, "Don't touch me!"
Sanya was stunned for a moment, and rubbing her red hand was about to fall ill again. Chu Fan touched Sanya's head and said to the person on the bed, "Come with me."
Cheng Yang remained motionless, his eyes full of vigilance.
Chu Fan said again: "If you don't go with me, you can stay and be her man."
Only then did Cheng Yang move, pointing to his legs, and said in a cold voice, "I can't walk."
Chu Fan went to look at his leg, only to find that the fabric on the other's calf was stained red with blood.Without saying a word, Chu Fan squatted down, "Come up, I'll carry you on my back."
Chu He, who had been watching the excitement, came out in time to flatter him, "Uncle, don't tire you out, let me recite it."
"No need." Chu Fan leaned back, grabbed the opponent's arms hanging on both sides of his body, pulled him onto his back, and walked out slowly.
Chu Fan was about 1.7 meters tall, but he carried a big living person about 1.8 meters on his back, and it was somewhat difficult to walk.Chu He was afraid that Chu Fan would be exhausted, so he hurriedly followed him, glanced at the fairy man on Chu Fan's back from time to time, and asked puzzled: "Uncle, what do you think? Why don't you let him stay at Sanya? Ya still likes him, isn't it good?"
Before Chu Fan glared at him, Cheng Yang glared at the tanned man, trembling with anger, "Are you fucking sick?"
"Hey, who are you scolding? If Sanya and I hadn't saved you, you would have died long ago."
Cheng Yang was praised by his family when he was a child, and was praised by fans when he grew up. He had never been insulted like this. He clenched his fist and hit Chu Fan who was carrying him on his back, "I'd rather die!"
Chu Fan coughed after being hammered, but he was not angry, "It's a pity to die at such a young age."
The punch was not light, and Cheng Yang didn't expect the other party to be pleasant, so he froze for a moment, and his anger dissipated a lot.I thought that since this man and woman could bring him out, maybe he could also help him get out of here.His tone became calmer, "My name is Cheng Yang."
Chu Fan snorted, "My name is Chu Fan."
"I mean, my name is Cheng Yang."
"Well, my name is Chu Fan."
Cheng Yang: "...you...you don't know me?"
Chu Fan was a little tired, panting heavily, he put Cheng Yang on the pile of bricks beside the dirt road, and asked doubtfully, "Then you know me?"
Cheng Yang didn't give up, "You really don't know me?"
Chu Fan and Chu He looked at each other, "Should we know you?"
Cheng Yang was speechless for a while, and stretched out his hand to rub his temples. Where the hell was he washed by the water?
Chu Fan didn't take Cheng Yang's words seriously. He stared at the shining diamond earring on Cheng Yang's left ear, thinking that Cheng Yang's name was really nice.
Cheng Yang comforted himself to be optimistic and not to panic, and patiently explained to them: "I am a celebrity and very rich. I will not forget that you saved my life. If you help me contact my agent, I will definitely not forget it." I'm sorry for you."
Chu Fan turned his gaze to Cheng Yang's injured leg, but said nothing.
Chu He fell into deep thought after listening to Xiao Xiannan's words, and looked at Chu Fan after a few seconds, "Uncle, what is a star and what is an agent?"
Cheng Yang: "..."
Chu Fan had already squatted down at this time, and opened Cheng Yang's trouser legs. He looked at the scratches of red flesh on Cheng Yang's calf, and frowned, and picked up Cheng Yang again, "Hurry up for your injury." deal with."
Then he sent Chuhe away, quickened his pace and carried Cheng Yang back home.
Chu Fan carried him home, and began to rummage through the boxes to find medicine.Sitting on the bed, Cheng Yang looked at the house that could be called a desolate house, thinking that if Chu Fan could help him get in touch with the outside world, he would be willing to change Chu Fan to a better house.
Chu Fan got the medicine, squatted down in front of Cheng Yang, and sprinkled the medicine powder on the skin and flesh cracks that should have been cut by the reef.Enduring the pain, Cheng Yang frowned and asked, "Don't you have a hospital here? What is this powder? Can it work?"
Chu Fan smiled, and this smile looked very strange on this colorful face, "It's okay, people in the village use this medicine for breaking their skin."
"...No, can the broken skin be of the same degree as my injury?"
"Trust me, it's fine." Chu Fan took out the gauze and asked curiously, "How did you get here?"
Cheng Yang thought about it, and his eyes were a little gloomy, "I participated in the wild survival variety show on Yudao. That day I challenged a hot air balloon on the sea, and the hot air balloon broke down halfway, and I fell into the sea. Open your eyes again and you will be here .”
"Why do you want to participate in this kind of program? It's bitter and dangerous."
Cheng Yang's gaze sank. If it weren't for the fact that he was once again selected by netizens as a vase traffic artist with a good face but no real skills last month, his manager wouldn't have forced him to take on this whitewash variety show that he didn't even want to go to. .When the time comes to take the bottom one, it's not like shooting yourself in the foot.
He avoided Chu Fan's question and asked instead: "By the way, what's the date today?"
Chu Fan lowered his eyebrows and carefully bandaged Cheng Yang, "It's the 5th. This is Sawamura. Where is Yudao? I don't know."
Cheng Yang had never heard of Sawamura, "Is it July 7th?"
"Correct."
Cheng Yang was stunned for a moment, he actually floated in the sea for three days.
Chu Fan is doing the last step of bandaging, tying a bow to the gauze.His idea is very simple, a beautiful person should have a beautiful bow.After he finished tying, he didn't get up in a hurry, but looked up at the clean and beautiful face above, as if looking up to his god.
Cheng Yang lowered his head and looked at Chu Fan seriously, "I'm serious, send me out of here, it's useless for me to stay here."
Chu Fan nodded and looked down again.
Cheng Yang was drenched all over, and his summer thin trousers were tightly attached to his skin.
Chu Fan touched his nose first, then smiled generously, "You are really big."
This is a family village where information traffic is extremely blocked. Most of the people in the village are surnamed Chu.
At three o'clock in the afternoon, except for children and the elderly, all men and women with hands and feet in the village are fishing and catching shrimps by the sea, except for a young man with sound hands and feet.At this time, this young man with able-bodied hands and feet was sitting at home, eating and drinking in front of an old computer, looking very happy.
"Old man, it's the last big spicy octopus, I'll download it after I finish eating it! Call me on the screen of what seafood to eat tomorrow!"
"Put some more chili noodles? All right! No problem!"
The young man with long hair and red dress with heavy make-up picked up the still hot big octopus and threw it into a jar filled with chili noodles in his slender hands until the octopus turned bright red. The young man opened his mouth and bit the round head of the octopus, "Zi— "The black ink sprayed out from the corner of the mouth, mixed with the bright red chili powder, and the dead Barbie powder on the lips to form a weird color.
The young man ate with relish, and smiled at the camera: "The old man who asked me to add chili noodles just now, didn't he say he wanted to paint a car for me? He tricked me again?"
"Since that's the case, that's it for today. If you like it, give it your attention. See you tomorrow."
Chu Fan got up and unplugged the power, then took the trash can beside him and vomited.He vomited for a long time, and the acid water in his stomach was about to vomit out, and his stomach felt better.Panting heavily, he threw away the hot wig, his makeup was already worn away by sweat.
"Om-"
The phone on the table vibrated.
Chu Fan glanced at the number, wiped his mouth casually, and picked up the phone, "Nephew, what's the matter? Is your mother..."
"Hey! No! Uncle, there is something new! I found a fairy! No! No! I found a fairy!"
Chu Fan was confused, "Explain clearly."
"Oh, Sanya and I were catching crabs at the seaside today, and guess what, we found a man on the beach, who looks so good-looking! He's prettier than you, uncle! He's even better than a fairy! She went home and said that God gave her a reward and wanted to take him by force! Come and see!"
Chu Fan said without hesitation: "Understood, I will go now."
When Chu Fan came to Sanya's house, as soon as he stepped through the door, he saw a lot of people standing in the hut, buzzing chaotically, with their eyes nailed to the bed.
At this time, an extremely pleasant male voice sounded, "Who are you! Why am I here?"
This voice is magnetic and pleasant, and it seems incompatible with everything in this room. It is a voice that should not appear here.
"You are the man God sent me. Be good, don't be afraid." As soon as Sanya finished speaking, people around laughed.
"Go away, don't touch me, what nonsense are you talking about."
Chu Fan coughed lightly on purpose, and soon the crowd around the bed automatically gave way. Sanya's fat body ran towards Chu Fan with a smile on her face, grabbed Chu Fan's arm with both hands and pulled him to the side of the bed, stretched out her hand Pointing at the bed, "Second Uncle, look at the man I picked up!"
Chu Fan looked at the bed with the mentality of watching the excitement. The smile on the corner of his mouth suddenly froze, his body did not move, and his eyes were fixed on the person on the bed.Chu Fan had lived for 26 years and this was the first time he saw such a beautiful person.
This man was just lying on the bed, his eyes were cold, and he could see the Milky Way from inside.
Not only the eyes, but also the eyebrows, nose, and mouth are all in good shape, the skin is fair, and even the fingers are so beautiful that people can't take their eyes off them.Presumably, he was pampered and pampered since he was a child, and he didn't even do heavy work.
Chu Fan's Adam's apple twitched, and his heart beat violently.
It's more beautiful than a fairy.
"Hello!" Cheng Yang was stared at by this man and woman in a skirt and wearing weird makeup. He frowned and refused to look at the other person's face, and said, "How much do you want? I can give."
Chu Fan came back to his senses, looked away at Sanya, and said, "I want to take this man away."
Sanya was not very smart since she was a child, and everyone in the village let her in, even Chu Fan. Yanzi Sanchun already has a man, but I don't!"
Chu Fan put his arms around Sanya's shoulders, coaxing him patiently: "Yaya, I heard from Uncle, where do you think this person came from?"
Sanya said sobbingly: "Heaven."
"That's it. He is a god who went down to investigate, and he has to go back to report to the Jade Emperor. If we force him to stay, and the Jade Emperor gets angry, Sanya will never eat big crabs again."
Sanya stared at Chu Fan with red eyes, and her crying gradually became quieter, "Really?"
Chu Fan touched Sanya's head, "Yes, so, next time uncle goes to the county to bring Yaya, what does Ya want to buy and what will uncle buy? Stop crying, okay?"
Only then did Sanya stop crying, and reluctantly grabbed the fairy's hand on the bed. The fairy's hand was white and beautiful, and she hadn't felt anything before touching it.
Annoyed, Cheng Yang opened his fat hand, "Don't touch me!"
Sanya was stunned for a moment, and rubbing her red hand was about to fall ill again. Chu Fan touched Sanya's head and said to the person on the bed, "Come with me."
Cheng Yang remained motionless, his eyes full of vigilance.
Chu Fan said again: "If you don't go with me, you can stay and be her man."
Only then did Cheng Yang move, pointing to his legs, and said in a cold voice, "I can't walk."
Chu Fan went to look at his leg, only to find that the fabric on the other's calf was stained red with blood.Without saying a word, Chu Fan squatted down, "Come up, I'll carry you on my back."
Chu He, who had been watching the excitement, came out in time to flatter him, "Uncle, don't tire you out, let me recite it."
"No need." Chu Fan leaned back, grabbed the opponent's arms hanging on both sides of his body, pulled him onto his back, and walked out slowly.
Chu Fan was about 1.7 meters tall, but he carried a big living person about 1.8 meters on his back, and it was somewhat difficult to walk.Chu He was afraid that Chu Fan would be exhausted, so he hurriedly followed him, glanced at the fairy man on Chu Fan's back from time to time, and asked puzzled: "Uncle, what do you think? Why don't you let him stay at Sanya? Ya still likes him, isn't it good?"
Before Chu Fan glared at him, Cheng Yang glared at the tanned man, trembling with anger, "Are you fucking sick?"
"Hey, who are you scolding? If Sanya and I hadn't saved you, you would have died long ago."
Cheng Yang was praised by his family when he was a child, and was praised by fans when he grew up. He had never been insulted like this. He clenched his fist and hit Chu Fan who was carrying him on his back, "I'd rather die!"
Chu Fan coughed after being hammered, but he was not angry, "It's a pity to die at such a young age."
The punch was not light, and Cheng Yang didn't expect the other party to be pleasant, so he froze for a moment, and his anger dissipated a lot.I thought that since this man and woman could bring him out, maybe he could also help him get out of here.His tone became calmer, "My name is Cheng Yang."
Chu Fan snorted, "My name is Chu Fan."
"I mean, my name is Cheng Yang."
"Well, my name is Chu Fan."
Cheng Yang: "...you...you don't know me?"
Chu Fan was a little tired, panting heavily, he put Cheng Yang on the pile of bricks beside the dirt road, and asked doubtfully, "Then you know me?"
Cheng Yang didn't give up, "You really don't know me?"
Chu Fan and Chu He looked at each other, "Should we know you?"
Cheng Yang was speechless for a while, and stretched out his hand to rub his temples. Where the hell was he washed by the water?
Chu Fan didn't take Cheng Yang's words seriously. He stared at the shining diamond earring on Cheng Yang's left ear, thinking that Cheng Yang's name was really nice.
Cheng Yang comforted himself to be optimistic and not to panic, and patiently explained to them: "I am a celebrity and very rich. I will not forget that you saved my life. If you help me contact my agent, I will definitely not forget it." I'm sorry for you."
Chu Fan turned his gaze to Cheng Yang's injured leg, but said nothing.
Chu He fell into deep thought after listening to Xiao Xiannan's words, and looked at Chu Fan after a few seconds, "Uncle, what is a star and what is an agent?"
Cheng Yang: "..."
Chu Fan had already squatted down at this time, and opened Cheng Yang's trouser legs. He looked at the scratches of red flesh on Cheng Yang's calf, and frowned, and picked up Cheng Yang again, "Hurry up for your injury." deal with."
Then he sent Chuhe away, quickened his pace and carried Cheng Yang back home.
Chu Fan carried him home, and began to rummage through the boxes to find medicine.Sitting on the bed, Cheng Yang looked at the house that could be called a desolate house, thinking that if Chu Fan could help him get in touch with the outside world, he would be willing to change Chu Fan to a better house.
Chu Fan got the medicine, squatted down in front of Cheng Yang, and sprinkled the medicine powder on the skin and flesh cracks that should have been cut by the reef.Enduring the pain, Cheng Yang frowned and asked, "Don't you have a hospital here? What is this powder? Can it work?"
Chu Fan smiled, and this smile looked very strange on this colorful face, "It's okay, people in the village use this medicine for breaking their skin."
"...No, can the broken skin be of the same degree as my injury?"
"Trust me, it's fine." Chu Fan took out the gauze and asked curiously, "How did you get here?"
Cheng Yang thought about it, and his eyes were a little gloomy, "I participated in the wild survival variety show on Yudao. That day I challenged a hot air balloon on the sea, and the hot air balloon broke down halfway, and I fell into the sea. Open your eyes again and you will be here .”
"Why do you want to participate in this kind of program? It's bitter and dangerous."
Cheng Yang's gaze sank. If it weren't for the fact that he was once again selected by netizens as a vase traffic artist with a good face but no real skills last month, his manager wouldn't have forced him to take on this whitewash variety show that he didn't even want to go to. .When the time comes to take the bottom one, it's not like shooting yourself in the foot.
He avoided Chu Fan's question and asked instead: "By the way, what's the date today?"
Chu Fan lowered his eyebrows and carefully bandaged Cheng Yang, "It's the 5th. This is Sawamura. Where is Yudao? I don't know."
Cheng Yang had never heard of Sawamura, "Is it July 7th?"
"Correct."
Cheng Yang was stunned for a moment, he actually floated in the sea for three days.
Chu Fan is doing the last step of bandaging, tying a bow to the gauze.His idea is very simple, a beautiful person should have a beautiful bow.After he finished tying, he didn't get up in a hurry, but looked up at the clean and beautiful face above, as if looking up to his god.
Cheng Yang lowered his head and looked at Chu Fan seriously, "I'm serious, send me out of here, it's useless for me to stay here."
Chu Fan nodded and looked down again.
Cheng Yang was drenched all over, and his summer thin trousers were tightly attached to his skin.
Chu Fan touched his nose first, then smiled generously, "You are really big."
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