When I Woke Up, I Become a Coquettish B*tch

Tang Yutian laughed out loud.

fling in teeth.

Qin Yi gently pushed him, motioning him to restrain himself, but Tang Yutian grabbed his wrist with his backhand.Qin Yi couldn't break free, so he had no choice but to let him go.

"Mr. Mao, are you... are you doing any missions?" Qin Yi decided to impress him slowly, "Is there anything I can do to help?"

Mao Jixiang is very sad now: "I'm not doing a task."

While talking, he finally stuttered according to the formula and managed to figure out a problem.Mao Jixiang pressed the answer with his left thumb. He took a deep breath and slowly moved his fingers away. As soon as the answer showed half of his head, he knew that he had made a mistake again.

I'm so angry, mathematics is really terrible.

Qin Yi said: "Well, your task is..."

"Public examination." Mao Jixiang said the sad pronoun himself, and he shook his head, "No matter where you go, no matter whether you are a rich second generation or not, you will suffer this kind of bad luck."

After he finished speaking, he realized that he had talked too much.

"The sea of ​​learning is boundless, and the book bag is endless. How can you read all the books in the world." Qin Yi disagreed with this "bad luck theory", he frowned, "Learn forever, and have the opportunity to learn from the predecessors It is a rare thing to spend a lot of time summing up the experience-they died, but their spirit lives on.”

"..."

Mao Jixiang began to waver, is this his ally?

It really looks like it!Whether it's the way of speaking or the brain circuit... how many people in the world can be so honest!

Mao Jixiang turned his head and asked hesitantly: "Do you still remember our password? The king of heaven and the tiger of earth!"

Qin Yi: "..."

Tang Yutian, who heard the whole conversation, was not very satisfied with his wife's time being occupied by idlers. He just wanted to snatch the receiver from Qin Yi's hand and hang up, but Qin Yi nervously stopped him, and shook hands with each other. on his hand.

"Don't make trouble." Qin Yi said secretly, Tang Yutian obeyed and stopped moving.So he picked up the phone again and said frankly to Mao Jixiang: "I don't know, and do we have a password?"

Just don't know about the pagoda town demon!Although this kind of popular vocabulary is outdated, it's right that he doesn't know it!

Who else could be so old-fashioned!

Unexpectedly, Mao Jixiang became excited: "Hello, ally, are you okay?"

Ok……

It seems that the method they use to distinguish whether he is himself is more curious.

"Mr. Mao, let's get back to the topic. I have a very serious matter now, and I don't know whether I should tell you."

something serious?

Mao Jixiang thought for a while: "Will it affect my exam tomorrow?"

The current Mao Jixiang, rounded up, is roughly equal to a child who is about to take the college entrance examination. Qin Yi has always held a certain sacred attitude towards such things as examinations.This Comrade Mao is now at a fork in the road in his life, he must not be sloppy, if his words and deeds are inappropriate, it may cause some stains in his life!

... Of course, such thoughts are slightly exaggerated, but Qin Yi is still very conflicted.

Mao Jixiang now seems to be a person who takes the exam as the first goal. Although he is curious, he still politely refuses: "If you will, don't tell me."

Bai Yu has been teaching him homework all day these days. If he fails in the exam again, he will really be ashamed to see him.

"I've failed three times," Mao Jixiang sighed, "I can't fail any more."

Every time he failed the exam, Bai Yu would press him on the bed and work hard without saying a word.

While interjecting, he took the textbook and asked him to recite the formula.

……

It was a nightmare.

If he couldn't recite Bai Yu, he would stop and not move, so he could only read the book and memorize the nonsense knowledge points in the book in the shortest possible time.

It was so inspiring, in retrospect he wanted to cry.

Bai Yu came back early as usual today, Mao Jixiang's anus tightened as soon as he saw him, and then along the rectum, a mysterious force kept rolling up, and then a series of formulas and laws involuntarily popped up in his mind .

Very good, Bai Yu opened up the Ren and Du channels between his rectum and brain in one fell swoop.

Bai Yu's senses were extremely keen. He put down the box of durian cakes for Mao Jixiang in his hand, walked straight to him, and said calmly, "Have you finished the simulation questions?"

Mao Jixiang looked at the blank pages, tore them off decisively, and stuffed them into another book at lightning speed.

After finishing these, he nodded seriously: "It's done."

Bai Yu nodded: "Bring it."

Mao Jixiang reluctantly pushed the test questions in front of him: "Here."

Bai Yu reached out to take it, and then threw the box of durian cakes on the table to him.

"Hey, I'm so sorry." Mao Jixiang unceremoniously opened it as he said, staring at the six neatly arranged small durian crisps inside, he smiled and showed his two canine teeth. He took advantage of Bai Yu not asking him to settle the score, Quickly stuffed two mouthfuls.

Oh durian.

Crispy on the outside and tender on the inside!The sandwich in the middle was slippery and sticky.

Bai Yu just marked him with two red crosses on the test paper, then stopped, frowned, choosing between his lover and durian, and finally bowed his head to the durian forces: "Come back after you finish eating."

"Okay."

Mao Jixiang couldn't wish for it. He half-lyed on the sofa with durian cakes in his arms and watched TV. He felt that following Bai Yu was really... back to before liberation.

His man is now both his father and his mother.

Mao Jixiang stared at the variety show and laughed hahahahaha. Papa Bai finally couldn't help it when he approved the tenth red cross.He put down the red pen and said with a cold face: "Maomao, come here."

"Hmm..." Mao Jixiang walked over little by little, and said with a shy face, "Is it because you want to praise me, what, I have indeed improved a bit today compared to yesterday, there is no way, I am so smart .”

Bai Yu's head hurts a little.

He took the test paper over: "What did you write?"

Mao Jixiang took a look: "I choose A."

"Look carefully."

"Ah, nothing wrong!"

"This question is multiple choice?"

"Uh……"

Life is bleak and desolate, but good nights are wasted on imitation questions.

Mao Jixiang bit the pen cap, looked out the window, and fell into deep thought.

Qin Yi was heavier than him, and it all depended on Tang Yutian to brainwash him: "He will know what to do when he encounters this kind of thing. What's the use of telling him in advance? What else can he do besides thinking about it?" ?”

"Ah."

"What are you talking about, what did I just say? Did you listen?" Tang Yutian patted his head lightly.

Qin Yi was a little aggrieved, he pretended to be irrelevant to Tang Yutian, as if he had nothing to do with me, what else could he say.

But what Tang Yutian said next made him suddenly enlightened: "Besides, do you think he passed the postgraduate entrance examination?"

Makes sense!

However, Qin Yi still said reservedly that hard work pays off, there are chances if you don’t have ten thousand, as long as you work hard, miracles may happen.

"Okay, okay, miracle." Tang Yutian led him up, and the two walked to the door slowly.The man put his arms around him, buried his head in his neck, and said in a muffled voice, "I have to go to the company."

Qin Yi pushed him: "Then you go, work hard."

He knew what Tang Yutian was trying to imply, but he had his principles, and when doing official business, don't get involved in personal matters.What would the people in the company think if Tang Yutian had to drag him around in the last shift?

Since this person is the president of the company, he must set a good example, abide by the company's guidelines in front of the employees, and work hard. Only in this way can the atmosphere of the employees be stimulated, which is very helpful for building a corporate culture.

If Tang Yutian could know what he was thinking in his heart, he might feel a little relieved when he was helpless.

He really transferred the company's equity to a good leader.

This rounding up is equivalent to his leader spurring him every day, educating him, and caring so much about his company.

……

Qin Yi sent Tang Yutian away like a daughter-in-law and a leader. However, if he knew what would happen next, he would no longer insist on the principle of distinguishing between public and private, and just follow Tang Yutian to the company.

Because no more than 10 minutes after Tang Yutian left, Xiao Mengmeng came late with a mission.

'Ding'.

Xiao Mengmeng: "Host, are you ready? Your task is coming, please do not disturb it."

Qin Yi: "..." He had been doing the task well-behaved for so long, and suddenly he heard such a conversation, which made him a little uncomfortable.

It's so strange, what do you mean your task is coming, please don't disturb it?

Xiao Mengmeng: "I'm not used to it either, so don't be picky. I'm very broken now. I used to be a three-good system that followed the 'all parallel world system principles'."

"Believe it or not," Xiao Mengmeng is quite concerned about her reputation, "I was one of the 'Top Ten Systems That Touched the Whole Parallel World' last year."

Qin Yi doesn't want to comment on this aspect, the topic is a bit off, he is now more interested in the mission that he has to disturb.

"So what's the mission?" He was looking for a book on the third floor. When he said this, he slid his finger across the side of a book, and finally stopped in front of a familiar book.

Will there be an angel... to love you for me?

It looks so familiar.

Why is Tang Yutian's black history of youth pain blatantly placed on the bookshelf?

Qin Yi vaguely remembered that this book should be on the top - and it should be hidden behind the red and black.

He hesitated to pull it out from the bookshelf, but Xiao Mengmeng continued to say: "Did Tang Yutian go to the company? He will have a fatal fate today, ah, no, it should be said that there is this new addition in his fate." The plot was added by the headquarters without authorization."

"Ok?"

Qin Yi nonchalantly flipped open the small book on youth pain in his hand, motioning for it to continue.

"There is a little Bailian in the new plot, she is Tang Yutian's new assistant, she has a lot of dramas, and it happens to be established according to Tang Yutian's ideal type... The headquarters said that in order to make the plot more ups and downs, Xiao Bailian will have an unspeakable relationship with Tang Yutian. emotional scene."

Qin Yi shook his hand.

"Of course, the headquarters can't just add it, it still has to rely on artificial promotion. If you don't push it, you'll be fine. Of course, in order to make Xiao Bailian disappear quickly, you'd better stir it up early."

this task...

In short, isn't it robbing men?

Qin Yi had mixed feelings for a moment, this was another field he had never been involved in.

His hands were probably shaking too much just now, and a piece of yellowed paper fell out from the pages of the book. Speaking of which, this piece of paper had a relationship with him before.

Sure enough, Qin Yi bent down to pick it up, and his eyes touched a few small excerpts above: You can't just walk away easily after tearing my heart apart.If you feel sorry for me, then you love me with all your strength.When you fall in love with me and love me so much that you can't leave me, at that time, I may drive you away as a punishment for you.

It hurts.

Qin Yi couldn't bear to look directly at it, and was about to stuff it back, when he suddenly found that there seemed to be a few more lines on the back of it.

Ok?

Looking at the ink marks, it is obvious that it was added recently. With the sharp strokes, you can tell who it is from at a glance.

It's just that the content on this note...

Qin Yi was stunned.

—If I love you, I will let you tear my heart apart.

This one hurts too.

Did he write it when he left the day before yesterday?Qin Yi was a little unpredictable.Then he continued to look down, and found that the style of painting in the second half of the sentence was completely different.

——Idiot, when I find you, you'd better be single, or I'll fuck you to death.

Qin Yi's mind couldn't help Tang Yutian holding "Angels Will Love You For Me" and reviewing repeatedly, picking up a pen, and after less than [-] words of hypocrisy, he began to look manic.

He put the book back and asked Xiao Mengmeng: "What's the girl's name?"

"You're still so polite when she wants to grab a man from you," Xiao Mengmeng clicked her tongue, "Let me see, um... call, Bailian."

Xiao Mengmeng flipped through the girl's character information, and said in surprise: "Two words that are undisguised, good to get."

"Oh, Miss Bai."

"Don't underestimate this white girl! Although Tang Yutian is in love with you now, the two love each other, and the sex life is harmonious..." Xiao Mengmeng kindly reminded, "But don't underestimate this little white lotus. This little Bailian has the same interests as Tang Yutian. , it's hard to guarantee that she won't succeed in taking the position."

Like-minded...

With Tang Yutian?What kind of like-minded method is this?

Qin Yi really couldn't imagine it.

Xiao Mengmeng reminded him bitterly: "What book did you just take?"

Qin Yi: "..." I seem to understand a little bit.

Leaving aside the pain of youth, Qin Yi secretly thought, if someone loves history, loves reading, loves studying, and loves the Communist Party like him, he will definitely have a good impression of him.

Thinking about it this way, there is actually a sense of crisis.

So did Xiao Bailian win Tang Yutian's heart?

The answer is of course——

No.

When Qin Yi sneaked out of the house, took a taxi, and rushed to Tang Yutian's company, Tang Yutian was almost driven crazy by this crazy girl who didn't know where she came from.

"Hong Bao, come in."

Hong Bao was holding his throat and calling Mr. Wang, who was about to cooperate with him recently. He immediately put down the phone without saying a word—he always remembered the boss's respectful teaching, and he couldn't give others a chance to hang up first, so make a phone call Always remember to maintain dignity!

He walked into the president's office writhing his butt, and said enthusiastically, "What's wrong, Mr. Tang!"

Tang Yutian put down the pen in his hand, rubbed the center of his brows, then indifferently stretched out a finger and pointed to the air: "Where did that woman outside come from?"

"Baye Tang sent me here." Hong Bao's tone was about to fly into the sky cheerfully, Tang Yutian heard that the tone was a bit wrong, and looked over, sure enough, his little follower had spring in his eyebrows and eyes, and his whole body exuded spring breath.

"..."

Originally, he wanted to kill the person directly, but the little follower who was like a pig in terms of emotions suddenly became enlightened.

Tang Yutian's head hurt even more.

Little did he know that just as he was having a headache, his wife had already come to check on him with a small lunch box.

Qin Yi hadn't been to Tang Yutian's work place very often, and the number of times was very few. He carried a "disguised" lunch box and told the front desk that he was looking for Tang Yutian.

Xiao Mengmeng was watching the show, and said a few sarcastic words by the way: "Just wait, according to the traditional routine of President Wen, you will definitely be humiliated by the lady at the front desk."

"what?"

Xiao Mengmeng’s system for so many years is not for nothing, and the imitation is so vivid, it pinched the mechanical voice and said: "I want to see our boss without an appointment, look at your poor appearance, there are too many people who want to climb on our boss's bed , save yourself."

Qin Yi looked at the beautiful and gentle front desk lady who was still smiling at him, and felt unable to understand.

The more Xiaomeng talked, the more enthusiastic she became, and she kept giving Qin Yi popular science: "Then there will be a group of idiots watching, pointing, talking until you feel ashamed, and when you are about to cry, the president walks out of the VIP direct elevator - in front of you. The face of all declares ownership of you."

At this time, the front desk lady spoke.

Xiao Mengmeng: "Hmph, watch! Stupid human beings."

The lady at the front desk had a standard smile and said in a gentle voice, "Mr. Su, hello."

Xiao Mengmeng: "..."

The lady at the front desk handed Qin Yi a card, made a gesture of 'please', and turned her head to him and said, "Take the card and go directly to the VIP elevator over there, and you can go up to the president's office. President Tang must be very happy to come here." Happy."

Qin Yi took it over and gave her a smiley face in return. The originally delicate and delicate facial features looked brighter now, but when he spoke, he felt a little rigid: "Ah, yes, thank you."

Xiao Mengmeng, who was quickly slapped in the face, didn't want to say anything anymore.

Being a system is tiring.

Xiao Mengmeng desperately wants to fight for this last breath: "No, I don't believe it, this does not conform to the traditional plot, you ask her how she recognized you, hurry up!"

Qin Yi had no choice but to ask politely.

The lady at the front desk smiled even more happily: "In our company, there is no one who doesn't know you. There is a photo of you in Mr. Tang's office... Oh, and..." She turned sideways and lifted the sticker on the desk. The one-inch photo was handed to Qin Yi, "A long time ago, Mr. Tang sent us a copy, saying that he recognized the face of the future proprietress."

……

Xiao Mengmeng: Okay, I'm very convinced, Tang Yutian, can't I kneel down for you?