When I Woke Up, I Become a Coquettish B*tch

get lost?

Isn't it just getting lost?

He has nothing, no possessions, and came to this world recklessly.

The road was so dark that there was no end in sight, and he had also experienced what it meant to be at a loss.But after so many things happened, Qin Yi suddenly had the feeling that he just wanted to touch those fiery palms—to be drawn by them, go through madness, take risks, experience...

to love.

After Tang Yutian finished speaking these love words, he didn't feel any movement from this idiot.

After a while, Qin Yi lowered his eyes: "En."

Tang Yutian dragged him to get up from the beach, and wiped off the gravel on his body: "Go back, the wind is getting stronger, and you have less clothes on your body."

After speaking, he walked forward for a while, and found that Qin Yi was still in a daze.

The man's back was thin and thin, and he was covered by a large coat, even the sleeves were slightly longer.

Qin Yi took one last look at the vast sea, then turned around, walked to Tang Yutian's side, took his hand and said, "Let's go home."

On the way back, Tang Yutian didn't drive fast, he drove the top sports car configuration as slow as a tractor.

The car drove slowly into the familiar avenue, and there was a familiar figure standing at the door.Tang Yutian stepped on the brakes, controlled the distance, and the car parked beside Uncle De impartially.

Uncle De bent down with a smile and knocked on the car window: "You're back, do you want another meal?"

What meal do you add, is it supper?

"Ah, no need," Qin Yi pulled down the car window, "Don't worry, go to bed earlier."

Uncle De asked again: "Is it really not necessary? You young people, your physical strength is exhausted very quickly, do you really need to make up for it?"

"What are you thinking?" Tang Yutian looked sideways at Qin Yi after finishing talking about Uncle De, "Don't pay attention to him, raise the window."

Qin Yizheng felt that this was a little impolite, and wanted to thank Uncle De, but before he could say anything, Tang Yutian kicked the accelerator again.

Uncle De's straight body quickly turned into a bunch of small black spots in the rearview mirror.

The little black spot was raising his wrist to look at his watch, muttering to himself: "I've been out for so long, I should have fought in the field for at least three rounds, don't I really need to replenish my kidneys? Young people these days really don't know how to take care of them." own body."

The car drove into the garage not long after, Tang Yutian turned off the ignition, pulled out the car key, Qin Yi looked at him secretly against the dark light in the basement, and found that he was also looking at herself.

Tang Yutian leaned over and covered his eyes with his hands, but said firmly, "I will come."

I will come to you.

Qin Yi put a hand on his and responded softly: "No matter where I am, even if I get lost again, as long as you call my name, I will know it is you."

Great atmosphere.

"Yes, super youthful pain," Xiao Mengmeng said out of nowhere, "It's only a rain, a few lightning bolts, you are the reprint of the youth novels, or the one Tang Yutian loved to read when he was young."

The good atmosphere was shattered by one sentence from the system.

Qin Yi: "Are you... what's wrong?"

Xiao Mengmeng: "It's okay, it's not particularly important, why don't you go ahead and I'll come back later?"

Qin Yi: "..."

This night seemed extraordinarily long. After taking a shower, Qin Yi lay on the bed quietly thinking about life.

Xiao Mengmeng's voice immediately entered his mind again: "Hey, host, are you free? Shall we continue talking?"

Qin Yi absently responded.

Xiao Mengmeng: "Don't be like this, what should come will always come, life has its ups and downs, everyone is like a boat drifting in the sea, if you are well, it will be sunny, face the strong wind, and fight hard Miracle!"

After hearing the first half of the sentence, Qin Yi still felt that he had a good look, which was quite similar to his usual style of educating students, but from the second half of the sentence, he was a little confused: "What are you talking about?"

"Comfort you, what's the problem?"

"The sentence doesn't make sense, there's no logic."

Xiao Mengmeng also found the words in the system's built-in vocabulary, combined them at random, and read them as they seemed to be okay. After all, it is a high-tech product with no emotion like it, where do you usually need to say these words... what? Vigorously miracle.

It shuts down the vocabulary search engine, and sighs, "Well, whatever, it's as long as I have my heart."

Qin Yi nodded: "Thank you so much."

"You're welcome, let's talk about it," Xiao Mengmeng looked around, "By the way, your Tang Yutian."

"He...is busy with work." Tang Yutian has been in the study since he came back from the garage, and he probably will be busy until midnight.

After hearing this, Xiao Mengmeng thought, "My wife is about to leave and I'm still working, it's a bad review."

Qin Yi lowered his eyes and said what he had always wanted to say in his heart: "I really want to stay."

Xiao Mengmeng expressed her understanding: "Love makes people blind."

Will you chat?

Qin Yi sighed and did not agree: "Goethe once said, love, your words are my food, your breath is my wine... Forget it, you don't understand it."

...Leave me alone, I'm just a system.

However, the final decision of the host's life is still necessary to ask clearly.

"So when do you plan to do the last mission? There are three hours and five minutes left in the mission time limit, before midnight." Xiao Mengmeng reminded, "If the mission fails - as I told you last time, If it fails, a certain percentage of points will be deducted."

When mentioning the task, Qin Yi's gloomy look disappeared a little, because he recalled the last task given to him by the system.

"Can you... change it?"

"No."

What a mission!

It is really!

Xiao Mengmeng continued: "Come on, you will definitely surpass yourself!"

Qin Yi slowly closed his eyes and opened them again. He got out of bed, put on his slippers, and opened the door with a posture of "the strong man is gone forever".

After hesitating at the door for two seconds, he closed the door and returned to the bed.

Let him first, brewing.

"Can I check Baidu? It's not a violation." Qin Yi felt a headache when he recalled that task. This time the task really exceeded his expectations, "Is it possible?"

Xiao Mengmeng pondered for a while, and made a friendly concession: "Okay, then you check."

So Qin Yi took out her mobile phone and slowly typed a line of words on the screen.

Tang Yutian has a particularly powerful skill, as long as he wants, he can supervise anyone's communication equipment - as long as it is on his territory.

The other party is connected to the wireless network at home, so he can check the other party's Internet information, and even know exactly what pages the other party has clicked on.

Just don't use it casually.

But is it a critical moment now? He was afraid of Qin Yi's wild thoughts, so he secretly supervised him.

He opened the management interface, accurately found out the model of Qin Yi's phone among the many supervised objects, and clicked in——

There are six words impressively written on the page, plus a punctuation mark: How to seduce a man?

……

This?

This is his baby?

Is this the upright socialist successor of his family, Miao Honggen?

On the management page, the topic quickly changed again, and the other party was obviously typing in the search bar again, wanting to search for another content.

I must have typed it wrong just now, or it may have popped up automatically by the search engine, and this idiot just clicked in accidentally.

However, the reality is not as imagined.

The other party's second question was quickly typed out, Tang Yutian stopped looking up information, and looked intently, there was another line of words in the search bar: How to moan?

Tang Yutian's pen was almost broken by him.

"This idiot, what do you want to do?"

Qin Yi didn't think about what to do, so he searched according to the task prompt given by Xiao Mengmeng.

Xiao Mengmeng watched the host search for these things and still need to take special notes, she was simply amazed.

Qin Yi took a pen to scribble and correct on the paper, and was extremely good at highlighting key points: "... coquettish, calling her husband, a little animal whimpering when being bullied, actively raising its hips to cater to it, begging the other party to kiss itself, properly Add some, foul language? Spice it up."

Great for my host.

You are going to God.

Xiaomengmeng said: "Although our task is to fulfill Tang Yutian's wish, you also said that his recent wish is to listen to you recite poems at that time, but it doesn't have to be so hard, right?"

Qin Yi flipped through the replies on Zhihu, ignored Xiao Mengmeng, completely immersed in this strange world, and muttered to himself: "Foul words? What is foul language?"

He swiped down two more times.

The unsightly yellow short sentences all over the screen washed away his three views.

It's so big and thick, you make me feel so good, ah man, you are so good and hard, fuck me hard.

……

Qin Yi was dumbfounded.

It turns out that this kind of thing can be said between the beds?

He frantically closed the page, calmed down his shortness of breath, packed up and prepared to go out.

Xiao Mengmeng feels that there will be a lot of information in the future, and the two of them will definitely become crazy and indescribable immediately, so it's better to withdraw as soon as possible.

Before leaving, I did not forget to send my sincere blessings: "Um... I wish you... good luck."

"Thank you."

Qin Yi wrapped herself tightly in the smoky gray rigid cotton pajamas exclusive to veteran cadres whose taste has remained unchanged for 1 years, the same style as the late old housekeeper.

He reviewed the brief notes on the note, then stuffed it into the trash can and walked to the second floor.

Tang Yutian...shouldn't be asleep yet?

Qin Yihuai knocked on Tang Yutian's door with complicated emotions.

"Mr. Tang, are you there? I...I can't sleep." He lied and stumbled, "Can I talk to you."