When I Woke Up, I Become a Coquettish B*tch

"Although I grabbed the sofa, I actually don't know what to say."

"Although I got the bench, I don't know what to say."

"...Then let me say, um, the floor?"

The first time he posted a post, someone grabbed the front row. Qin Yi was a little flattered at first. He felt that Tianya was really civilized and orderly.

Later...he found out that he was thinking too much.

The little vibrator who sells Amway: "Your boyfriend is a pervert, right? Does he have SM tendencies when you have sex?"

This little amway seller posted a lot of posts in a row, and his hands were extremely fast. Before everyone could react, he piled up the building ten feet high by himself.

Qin Yi read one by one, and from time to time, he used Baidu to look up some new words that he didn't know, such as SM and the like, and that vibrating egg was also very novel.

But when he came back from Baidu, not only did he find that the building was crooked, but also that little vibrator who sold Amway looked more...perverted.

Although it is impolite to describe others in this way.

He replied frankly to the little Tiaodan, and the little Tiaodan immediately exploded: "I'm perverted? Where am I perverted? The one in your family who asked to read Tagore is only perverted! I sincerely suggest that you give your man a personality psychological questionnaire. Ten In all likelihood, if there is a real problem, I will talk to you."

Heaven rewards those who work hard: "...he was quite normal before."

The little vibrator who sells Amway: "This is a routine! You must not tolerate it. After this time, you will definitely go too far next time. Just wait for you to lie on the bed and be inserted into incontinence."

……

It sounds like, quite experienced, huh?

Qin Yi had his own considerations in his heart. He had educated so many students, even if Tang Yutian really had some problems, he believed that he would be able to help him in the same boat and lead him to the right path.

So he glanced at the mushrooming mushrooms downstairs, and planned to end this topic after returning upstairs: "Thank you for your concern, let's leave this matter as it is, I've figured it out, thank you again for wasting your precious time." Time to listen to me and have a good life."

"Unpleasant! Don't go! Ah! Please live broadcast."

"Hold the grass and say goodbye, please let me waste my time more thoroughly!"

Qin Yi was about to close the page when he saw a new post that caused waves of waves.

A hair wandering in another dimension: "... Am I dazzled?"

"Small daisies at an altitude of [-] meters!"

"Little Daisy, are your chrysanthemums ready?"

"Little Daisy knows the landlord?"

God rewards those who work hard: "..."

Mao Jixiang was terrified in his heart, he couldn't sleep tonight, after he and Bai Yuxin had a frank spiritual meeting, they rolled together completely.

All his worries dissipated in an instant, just like before he couldn't understand why someone would choose to elope, just run away, and insist on saying that no matter whether we go to the end of the world or the end of the world, we will stay together forever, if we There is no room for the two of us in this world, and we will die together.

Then jump into the sea, jump into the sea, jump off the cliff.

Is it stupid? This is not it.

However, when Bai Yu hugged him and said, "No matter where you go, I will definitely come to you", he thought in his heart, fuck it, what is another dimension in front of love!

He wants to be with Bai Yu.

Even if there is a cliff in front of him, he will jump!Ah, I finally understand the silly world!

It has to be said that when the two of them held hands and made a certain resolution together, the surging and rapidly expanding courage in his chest seemed to give him the illusion that he could turn the world upside down.

At this time, Bai Yu was lying beside him. This man who had always been a light sleeper put his arms around his waist tonight, and slept very deeply.

Mao Jixiang turned over gently with the arms under him, and fell asleep on his side, blocking the light from the phone screen with his body.

He was a little too excited to fall asleep, and he repeatedly clamored in his heart, hahahahahaha labor and management are in love!

After browsing Taobao and Weibo, he finally checked Tianya.

Unexpectedly, as soon as I went up, I saw such explosive content.

He didn't pay attention to who the poster was at first, he was completely attracted by the post, and almost laughed out loud.

It was only after he clicked in that he noticed Luzhu's ID. He once wondered if he had read it wrong. Is this Tiandao Fuqin the Tiandao Fuqin he knew?

He, no, believe, believe!

Even if he didn't want to believe it anymore, the facts were starkly laid out in front of him, especially when this Heavenly Reward Qin replied to him.

{Heaven rewards those who work hard] Reply to [a hair wandering in another dimension]: Hehe, Mr. Mao, it’s so late, you haven’t slept yet?

A familiar aura came over his face, and his speculation that his allies had been hacked was instantly shattered.

A hair wandering in another dimension: "...Let's talk privately."

God rewards those who work hard: "Okay."

After speaking, the two of them ignored the group of gourd-eating people who were bloodied.

But what to say about this, Mao Jixiang was a little distressed, and also a little curious, curious about Tang Yutian's weird sexual hobbies.

After thinking about it again and again, Yi Mao, who was wandering in another dimension, struggled to find an opening sentence for himself to draw the distance between them: "...Hehe, what, I also like Tagore."

God rewards those who work hard: "..."

The two chatted for a while, and it was very late. They didn't end the conversation until Qin Yi's phone ran out of battery.

Heaven rewards those who work hard: "It's late, go to bed earlier."

A hair in another dimension: "Okay, you too, go to bed early."

Tiandao Fuqin sent him three words after exhausting the last sliver of battery: "What?"

A hair wandering in another dimension: "... ummmah."

Qin Yi put the phone back on the bed, put the weird question behind her, and was about to fall asleep, when there was another sound of the door opening.

After Tang Yutian finished his work, he went back to his room to take a shower, and then gently pushed the door in with an external ointment.

"have you slept?"

Feeling that he was getting closer, Qin Yi lay on the bed and dared not move.

His sleeping posture is also regular, with his hands folded, the quilt covering his shoulders, and he can maintain a very quiet night.

Tang Yutian called out twice tentatively, the person on the bed was breathing steadily, he must have fallen asleep.

So he walked forward with confidence, doing the daily homework and applying medicine.

If Qin Yi wiped it while he was awake, this idiot would definitely collapse, and then he would go through a lot of tossing, maybe he could slip out of the room if he didn't pay attention.

Although Tang Yutian wished to see his pitiful appearance, but he hoped that he would get better soon.

His area was still swollen until last night when he painted it.

Qin Yi struggled to pretend to be asleep, and then he felt someone turn him over like a fried egg, with his face pressed against the pillow.Then the quilt on his body was lifted from bottom to top to his waist.

……

Tang Yutian patiently and slowly took off his pants, Qin Yi only felt that his buttocks, thighs, and ankles were all exposed in the air, making him feel insecure.

Until Tang Yutian's finger touched something icy and cold and slowly poked into that place, he finally couldn't hold back, curled up his legs suddenly, and shrank to the other side of the bed.

Tang Yutian stretched out his finger in mid-air, and it was covered with milky white paste. He raised his eyebrows and said, "Are you still asleep?"

Qin Yi's face was flushed, only half of her calf was leaking out, and the rest was covered under the quilt.

In the past, he just fell asleep and didn't know it, but this time he felt the process of applying the medicine personally.

really shameful...

"Mr. Tang, I don't think there is any need to apply any more medicine?" Qin Yi suggested, "I'm almost healed already."

Tang Yutian gave an 'oh' noncommittal, and then continued to shout to him: "Come here."

I do not!

The two looked at each other, and after a while, Tang Yutian finally stepped forward, reaching out to grab Qin Yi's ankle and drag him over.

Qin Yi reacted quickly and retracted his calf under the quilt: "Then I can apply it myself, you give me the medicine, and I will do it myself."

"It's not convenient for you to paint it yourself."

"convenient."

The two stared at each other for a long time, but Tang Yutian compromised.Originally, when it came to applying the medicine, he had his own little thoughts, so it was fine for him to apply it himself, but he just wanted to apply it for him.

So Tang Yutian handed over the tube of white ointment, and instructed: "The area around the outside is still swollen, be careful when applying it, and don't use force."

Qin Yi took it, hesitated for a long time but did not unscrew the lid, he sat and waited, the man sitting by the bed obviously didn't intend to leave.

"I... I see, you can go back first." Qin Yi issued the order to evict the guests, "I can paint it myself."

However, Tang Yutian's attitude was very strong: "I'll leave after you finish painting."

His posture was like a mother who was afraid that her son would not take the medicine and secretly poured out the medicine after he left.

Even Qin Yi couldn't do him any favors, so he fell down as soon as he finished painting.

Thinking of this, Qin Yi dragged the ointment into the quilt, and rubbed the ointment on the quilt by himself.

Isn't it just going up anyway.

Tang Yutian next to him gave another instruction: "Wipe the inside too."

Qin Yi: "..."

The feeling of stabbing himself was very strange. After he finished applying the medicine and put his underwear and pajama pants back on again, his face was already red like a monkey's butt.

Only then did Tang Yutian get up, and rubbed the hair that was neither long nor short on his forehead: "Go to sleep."

It was already late at night, and drowsiness gradually surfaced, and Qin Yi fell asleep in a daze.

The next day, he was awakened by a loud noise outside.

"Tang Yutian, come out for me! My old man will settle this account with you. You are too deceitful, and you have encouraged them to join forces and attack me!"

"Come out! Get out!"