When I Woke Up, I Become a Coquettish B*tch

Qin Yi: "Mao..."

"That's right, cat!" Mao Jixiang grabbed the words, put the rice bowl into the old man's hand, and slapped his legs and shouted, "Our cat is still hungry, wife! Hurry up, hurry up, let's talk about it after feeding the cat."

After finishing speaking, there was no chance for anyone to refuse, he grabbed the key from Qin Yi's hand and opened the door, pushed Qin Yi in, and then Mao Jixiang expressed his gratitude to the old man: "Thank you, old man, braised eggplant in soy sauce is very delicious. It's delicious, and we will have a chance to make a fortune together in the future."

The old man was still in a daze: "You...you..."

Mao Jixiang smiled heartily. After his skin was tanned, his white teeth looked particularly dazzling: "We, we are that kind of special group."

After he finished speaking, he turned his head and saw that Qin Yi almost closed the door with a 'bang', and quickly pushed the door with his body: "Hey daughter-in-law, don't close the door—I haven't entered yet—"

The old man was dumbfounded holding the young man's half-eaten rice bowl.

Although Mao Jixiang ran the train with his mouth full, he looked lively, enthusiastic and amiable, Qin Yi really couldn't connect this wheat-colored Mao Jixiang with the murderer who killed Xia Qingqiu, but reason told him that this Mao Jixiang was far less than he looked Simple.

Qin Yi pushed against the door with all his strength, and said calmly: "Mr. Mao and I are not in conflict with each other. Please go back and take care, Tang Yutian will not let you go."

Mao Jixiang groaned inwardly, "Damn it!" Su Qi looked thin and weak, but unexpectedly, he was quite strong, and the two of them pushed back and forth like equals.

The situation was deadlocked for a while.

So Mao Jixiang closed his eyes and showed his cards——

"I know you are JLK755."

Qin Yi let go of the hand pushing the door, and then a mechanical sound similar to Xiao Mengmeng sounded in his and Mao Jixiang's minds at the same time: "Silly beep! You remember wrong! He is JKL577!"

Mao Jixiang: "...Um, is it?" Remember wrong?

2 minute later.

Mao Jixiang was invited in by Qin Yi, and sat on the sofa with a glass of premium Longjing in front of him.

"Mr. Mao, please use tea." Qin Yi wiped his hands, "I'm really sorry just now,"

For Mao Jixiang, the biggest advantage is that he can always pretend to be what he looks like. If you are polite to him, he is also polite. If you talk to him, he will definitely be more mean than you.Generally speaking, it is very involved in the drama, what occasion to participate in, so Qin Yi is suddenly so formal, he can't help but get up as a senior cadre: "Ah, it's not in the way, it's not in the way."

Qin Yi said again: "Just now... that voice is your system?"

Mao Jixiang took a sip of tea and nodded solemnly: "Yes, it's called Xiaobaiba, and it almost killed me in the past two years."

The little villain exploded in an instant: "Silly beep! What do you think of me! I made an exception and leaked other host information to you! I'm not good enough for you, silly beep!"

Mao Jixiang pouted.

"You said that your original points were almost full, because Xia Qingqiu died, and they were cleared?"

It's okay not to mention this!When this matter was mentioned, Mao Jixiang's whole body was filled with an urge to burst from his toes to his hair. He was so aggrieved that he really wanted to rush out and run around the earth twice.

Mao Jixiang gritted his teeth: "Well, I have been on a mission for two years, single-handedly matching Xia Qingqiu and Tang Yutian. Do you know how difficult it is to serve Tang Yutian! I almost lost all my hair just to make him fall in love with Xia Qingqiu. Xixi was old at the time, and now he is being hunted down by Tang Yutian."

Qin Yi thought about it in a different position, and felt that this kind of experience was indeed miserable enough.Just when he was about to analyze with Mao Jixiang what went wrong, Si Jiabei's devilish face suddenly came to his mind.

"..."

It all started when he violated the original book and saved Si Jiabei.

But Mao Jixiang waved his hand: "Don't think too much, it's not because of you. You just came here, and you don't understand the world view of this world. The trajectory of things is indeed according to the original work, not completely according to the original work."

"What do you mean?"

"To give an example, for example, in the original book, there is such a sentence as 'Tang Yutian pushed Xia Qingqiu against the wall', followed by a comma, Tang Yutian said the second half of the sentence 'I seem to like you a little bit, woman'."

Qin Yi thought about it carefully, and there is indeed such a plot, which is the key point of the turning point in the relationship between Tang Yutian and Xia Qingqiu in the book.

Mao Jixiang said heartbrokenly: "Do you think this is really a coherent plot? It's not at all! A comma represents countless plots, okay? In fact, Tang Yutian kicked Xia Qingqiu in the stomach and let her go coldly, and then I spent more than six months. Yuecai managed to complete the second half of the sentence after the comma, and asked Tang Yutian to tell her the sentence "I seem to like you a little bit as a woman."

"So that's how it is," Qin Yi looked at him and asked again, "So why did you come to me?"

Mao Jixiang opened his arms and rushed towards Qin Yi: "Let's form an alliance, I really can't bear this stupid task alone——"

Qin Yi is not used to getting close to people like this, so he pushed his hand away: "Mr. Mao, if you have something to say, please don't do this."

Mao Jixiang: "I don't! Unless you promise me!"

Being able to meet someone with the same experience in "A Rich Family" is like meeting a bosom friend in a foreign land, which makes Qin Yi very kind. Secondly, Mao Jixiang came two years earlier than him and has more experience. It is not a bad thing for the two to support each other , so he never thought of refusing.

After the goal was achieved, Mao Jixiang let go of his hand, and Qin Yi asked kindly, "What is your task?" It must be a very difficult task to be so eager to form an alliance.

Ha ha.

Hearing that Mao Jixiang looked hopeless, he succinctly described his past and present life with the task target: "Bai Yu is my good buddy, and I met him through Si Jiabei's brother. He is really a golden thigh. The kind that fights with Tang Yutian." So he has hugged him tightly for the past two years.

Bai Yu, a man of influence in City A, Qin Yi has some impressions.

After Mao Jixiang finished summarizing the relationships and backgrounds of the characters, he paused for a while. This task was really hard for him to talk about.

"The system let me... let me..."

He 'let me let me' for several minutes.

What Qin Yi lacked most was patience. His eyes were gentle, and he waited for Mao Jixiang to continue without arrogance or rashness.

Under the care of the dean, Mao Jixiang closed his eyes, went all out, and shouted forcefully: "The system asked me to masturbate his underwear in front of Bai Yu and smell it twice!"

Ah ah ah ah finally said it QAQ.

Mao Jixiang claimed to be a person who has gone through great storms, but he was still defeated by this shameful mission of pure love.He wanted to complete the task, but also wanted to continue to hold this golden thigh.

Qin Yi: "..."

"Mr. Mao, I don't seem to be able to help you with this..."

Although they couldn't help much, Qin Yi and Mao Jixiang searched for pure love novels online, asked questions on Zhihu, and posted discussion posts on Tianya.

In today's rapidly developing society in this era, only you can't think of it, and you can't find it on the Internet.

Qin Yi looked through more than a dozen pure love novels, and finally found one with almost the same plot, and the relationship between the characters was quite consistent. He poked Mao Jixiang: "Mr. Mao, go and read "Big Brother Don't Touch Me" Chapter 38."

Mao Jixiang hurriedly finished scanning, and felt that he didn't agree very much: "The big brother in it is completely sensual, and the younger brother is so beautiful, he was so amazed that he forgot to hate... No matter how you think about it, this kind of plot can't happen in Bai Yu's kind On the dead iceberg."

Qin Yi said: "Whether it's useful or not, you have to try it, try to take care of yourself a little bit."

Mao Jixiang: "I'm a big man, what should I do and how should I take care of it?"

Qin Yi also doesn't know much about this aspect, but this is definitely Su Qi's strong point.

Qin Yi thought about it: "How about...shaving your legs first?"

Mao Jixiang: "..."

The afternoon passed quickly, and the outside became slightly dark, and the weather became a little muggy soon after it cleared up, and there was a tendency for wind and rain to come.

At the end of the tedious alley, there is a dilapidated mansion.

The door, which had been in disrepair for a long time, was pushed open with a 'squeak'. Unlike this dilapidated courtyard, the person who came was wearing high-end custom-made leather shoes, stepping on the dead leaves at the door, making a delicate sound.

He was wearing a luxurious black suit without any wrinkles. Whether it was his dress or his demeanor, it all showed his noble status.

This man is out of place here.

He pushed open the door and stepped in, with some dead leaves on his trouser legs.He deftly walked around the hall and walked to a remote wing in the backyard.

Several bodyguards standing in front of the door and guarding the door bowed to him and said, "You are here."

The man nodded and waved his hands to signal them all to go down. Then the man stretched out his pampered hands and gently pushed open the door of the wing room.

When he went in, the door closed again with a 'squeak', and there was no other movement.

The room is not very clear due to the dim light, but there are a lot of advanced medical equipment vaguely, and a thin figure is lying on the bed.

The first thing the man did after entering the room was to step forward and unplug the oxygen mask of the man on the bed!

He whispered in that person's ear with a devilish voice: "Do you know that Xia Qingqiu is dead? Guess, I did it."

Because the patient on the bed lost his oxygen mask, he had a hideous face, shortness of breath, and wide-eyed eyes. He could only make a few hoarse 'ah' sounds from his throat.

"Tell me obediently, what's going to happen next." The man smiled sinisterly, "Otherwise I'll let you lie here forever without human beings or ghosts!"

It was completely dark.

The wind was getting stronger, rattling the windows.

Qin Yi closed the bedroom window, returned to the living room, and persuaded: "Mr. Mao, it seems that there is a heavy rain again. If you don't mind, you can stay here tonight."

Mao Jixiang readily agreed: "Okay." He could only spend more time with his allies and strengthen the alliance.

Suddenly, the window that was originally closed by Qin Yi was shaken by the howling wind and made a loud noise!

Things like ghosts and ghosts in Mao Jixiang's mind started running like a train.

And Qin Yi said calmly: "Maybe it was not closed tightly just now, I will close it again."

"I... I'll go with you."

at this time--

Xiao Mengmeng: "Notice: The suspense dungeon was opened unexpectedly, I hope the host is ready. Next, there will be a lot of new plots that are not correct, brain-burning horror, blood and dog blood will be unlocked soon."

Xiaobaibai: "What I want to say is the same as Xiaomengmeng, silly beep, please ask for blessings!"