When I Woke Up, I Become a Coquettish B*tch

Mao Jixiang would run to Bai Yu and say, hello, actually I have ulterior motives to stay by your side and do things?

—Of course not.

He is not an honest person like Qin Yi.

When Mao Jixiang encountered such a thing, his habitual brain volume expanded rapidly, and he kept imagining his various fates, all of which were particularly miserable without exception.

Anyway, it's just a few random thoughts, desperately thinking about the worst, thinking about inexplicable places.

For example:

Bai Yu took out a gun, this cold man who was tender towards him a few days ago, his love for him turned into monstrous anger in an instant.He put the muzzle of the gun on his head, and warned viciously: "Mao Jixiang, as I said, I hate people lying to me the most. Since you are not from this world, then disappear for me!"

Well, that's good, Bai Yu's persona has collapsed in Mao Jixiang's mind.

Therefore, what Mao Jixiang can do is to click on a website where all the people participate and discuss good strategies together.

[A hair wandering in another dimension: I am so anxious, how should I tell my bedmate that I am not from this world? }At 05:30 in the morning, a post like this appeared secretly in the Tianya community.

At first, no one paid attention to it, but at noon, everyone was probably on a lunch break, and this inexplicable post was pushed to the front page again.

Bai Yu has been very busy the past few days, busy making noises.After returning from the cruise ship, Bai Yu and Tang Yutian were actually very busy. Many family forces were shuffled away like cards, and the large-scale annexation caused the entire city A to be in turmoil overnight.

Who knows how Tang Yutian spared time to leave work early to run with Qin Yi.

Not to mention anything else, let's just talk about that industry tycoon, Cheng Guoqiang, who was almost collapsed by Tang Yutian in the past few days. He slept on a bench in the park with a cane. Her Missy.

It is said that Cheng Guoqiang even lowered his face to look for her, but was stopped by the door guard. His young and beautiful wife sneered at him through the iron gate: "I think you are really stupid, you probably don't know about our business marriage. Nature, now that you have become like this... you are dying, and you still expect me to take you in? It’s too late for me to thank Tang Yutian, by the way. I can’t help but feel sick every day lying under your body.”

From being reckless yesterday to being king today, he finally became king and loser.

Cheng Guoqiang has experienced thousands of sails, and when he fell asleep shivering on the bench in the park at night, he dreamed of a door in his dream.

Pushing in, it was his impoverished little family when he was not yet prosperous.

There is a urinal on the four walls, and there is a urinal in the corner. Every summer, the room will be full of urine smell, but fortunately, she takes care of it diligently.

Recalling that woman...it seems to be called Huang Xiaofang.

Not a generic cheesy name.

But Cheng Guoqiang was smiling in his dream, and two lines of tears flowed down his cheeks, hidden in his gray hair.

……

However, no one paid any attention to this old man who had blamed himself, and the time passed and it was evening again.

"Bai Shao," the big muscle knocked on the door, "It's five o'clock, and Mr. Tang next door has already got off work, why don't you go back too?"

Both companies are in the city center, although not particularly close, but they are far away from each other.Therefore, many employees of the two companies know each other, and they observe and observe each other when they have nothing to do every day, talking about whether the clothing products of the other company have generally increased today, who gets off work earlier, and how many company benefits and holidays are compared...

Among them, Big Muscle pays special attention to Tang Yutian's commute time.

This guy came to work every day, and left earlier than anyone else. The coupe sports car parked in the garage often flew out at four or five o'clock.

Unbalanced, quite unbalanced.

Young Master Bai is really working too hard, the workload is too much.

After the big muscles finished speaking, Bai Yu said without raising his head, "Go out."

"..."

After the door was locked softly, Bai Yu raised his head from the folded files.

With a pen in his hand, he was lost in thought.

It's not that he doesn't want to go back early to meet the man at home.

But he knew he needed to give him some space.

In Bai Yu's eyes, Mao Jixiang was not escaping, he just didn't know how to face it.

Mao Jixiang is stupid and smart, he always knows what kind of skin is safe to wear under what kind of environment, like a cunning chameleon.But he is not hypocritical, no matter what kind of shell he puts on, he is still the same Bai Jixiang.

So he watched Mao Jixiang playing smartly in front of him, and felt inexplicably good.

In fact, the previous reception was not the first time they met.Maybe Mao Jixiang has no impression at all, but for him, from the moment Mao Jixiang appeared in his vitality, his world changed from black and white to color.

One summer two years ago.

Bai Yu was able to keep the time accurate to the minute and second.

The matter was simple to say, the young master of the Mao family, who was inexperienced and inexperienced, saved a little girl while crossing the road.

Of course, it wasn't the kind of rescue that rushed into the middle of the road, raced against the big truck, and was seriously injured.

Bai Yu always remembered that there was a small fork on the right side of the intersection, and the nearby residents would sometimes turn in from this fork, and that was the case at that time.Wearing a black hoodie, the pale-skinned Mao Jixiang simply reached out and hooked the little girl's collar, and pulled her back, passing the little electric donkey.

But Mao Jixiang couldn't stabilize his body, and both fell to the ground with the little girl, serving as meat pads.

"Be careful when crossing the road next time." This frail, handsome man rubbed the little girl's head with a touch of indifference. "If you get hit to death, you won't be able to see the sun tomorrow."

The little girl was about to say thank you to her brother, but when she heard the second half of the sentence, she shuddered abruptly.

Although this little brother can't speak very much, he is really handsome.

"Thank you, thank you brother."

Mao Jixiang waved his hand, pressed his hat down, and walked away unsteadily.

Bai Yu happened to have a car that broke down on the side of the road, and Da Muscle contacted another driver to drive the car out of the garage. While waiting for the car, he saw such a scene, but he just watched from the beginning to the end without blinking.

"Bai Shao, Lao Wang will be here in about 2 minutes." Big Muscle hung up the phone, and seeing Bai Shao squinting, he didn't know what he was looking at, so he also squinted to look at it.

No, nothing.

Just said it was nothing, the guy in the hoodie in front jumped on the spot, as if something surprising happened, and burst out: "Fuck!"

Then the hoodie turned around, took out the little kit in the trouser pocket, and said with a look of horror, "This fucking is broken? Hetian jade is so fragile?"

……

What a sudden change in style.

Then Bai Yu watched him take out the phone from his pocket, trembling and yelling: "Barbie, I have something to tell you."

I don't know what the other person said, Mao Jixiang continued to shake, although his body was shaking violently, but his tone became more and more realistic: "Do you know what happened to me just now? Someone robbed me in the street, you know, it must be to see me ——The handsome son you gave birth to has an irresistible aristocratic temperament. This robber actually aimed at me in the vast crowd... Yes, isn't it, my dad is so handsome, so I also At first glance, he is the kind of little boss with a prominent status."

Big Muscle: "..." What little boss, what is this brother talking about.

No, it doesn't matter what the little brother said, what's important is that Young Master Bai has a weird expression on his face, not smiling.

Oh, laugh? !

On the other side, the hoodie continued to talk: "I was robbed, do you remember the piece of jade that I asked me to give to Mommy in the morning, it was broken! I am so angry, 500 million is nothing, But that's your love for our mother, Barbie! I kicked him right then and knocked him out three blocks!"

"...But he ran faster, maybe he was really scared, you know, sometimes the little rabbit will explode the little universe when he is cornered by the big bad wolf, yes, blame me for being too strong, don't ask me why So powerful, it's not all because I have a powerful Barbie."

That day, on the way back, Big Muscle noticed that Bai Shao's shoulders were shrugging imperceptibly the whole time.

For the first time, Bai Yu knew that there were emotions, sensations, and happiness.

Such a relaxing mood.

He's like his potion.

And his potion is lying on the bed at this time, brushing the sky.

When he swiped out the familiar four words "Tiandao Rewards Qin", he seriously thought about why he didn't change his ID.

He thought that his ally's last visit to Tianya was a rare miracle in a hundred years. I regarded you as a veteran cadre, but I didn't expect you to keep up with the times and visit Tianya every night.

And this time, Comrade Tiandao rewards Qin, he said a lot, what needs to be made in life is a lot of choices, each choice will push you in a different direction, but following the direction of your heart is not wrong...

In the end, I sent him these three words in a very trendy way: "What?"

very scary.

Is his ally a fool in a relationship?

Mao Jixiang sent him a private message: "Hi, you...have your account hacked?"

After a few days, Tian Dao Fu Qin even made his hands faster, and quickly replied: "Hehe, no :)."

A hair in a different dimension: "Oh, then do you know what it means?" God rewards: "Isn't it meant to be friendly? I think they all say that."

A hair wandering in another dimension: "Okay, I am convinced, okay?"