When I Woke Up, I Become a Coquettish B*tch

Tang Yutian thought that even if Qin Yi was stupid, he would not be so stupid.

He spoke so clearly.

When that idiot muttered, "I'm sorry, I didn't know, I... I didn't even prepare any presents", he leaned on the side of the car in the most handsome posture meaningfully, and made sure he had unbuttoned his shirt Go to the sexiest position, and then against the light, he said affectionately in a cold and evil way: "I don't lack anything."

While the idiot was in a daze, Tang Yutian approached him.The back seat is very spacious, Qin Yi was so intimidated by his sudden approach that he could only lean back, and then was firmly pressed down by him.

Tang Yutian's hair brushed against his ear, and his voice was like dragging a fine cello through the night in a low voice.

"I only want you."

……

Is it very clear?

It couldn't be more clear.

After taking a shower, Tang Yutian deliberately opened a bottle of red wine that had been preserved for many years. He wore a loose bathrobe and half-lyed on the bed flipping through magazines.

But more than an hour passed, and there was no movement from Qin Yi.

When he couldn't hold back anymore and was about to go out to find him, Qin Yi was holding a tray and was about to knock on the door with difficulty.

The two looked at each other at the door, and it was Qin Yi who took the initiative to break the embarrassment.

The idiot who should have washed himself up and gave it to him smiled at him, and said righteously: "Happy birthday, I cooked you a bowl of noodles."

Tang Yutian didn't know how he should feel, he was a little angry and a little happy, these two completely different reactions mixed on his face, Qin Yi's hands trembled a little.

His expression, um, what does it mean?

If Tang Yutian knew what he was thinking in his heart, he would definitely tell him directly with his actions, how to write the words desire and dissatisfaction.

But no, he turned sideways and let Qin Yi carry the heavy-looking pot into the room, and followed him slowly all the way, watching him bend over to set the plate, watch him roll up his sleeves, watch him carefully Carefully scoop out the noodles and scoop them into a large bowl.

This person, even if he doesn't look at his face, just looking at the exposed neck makes him feel very delicate.Qin Yi's complexion is unhealthy white, and the light blue blood vessels dormant under the skin can be vaguely seen.

Sometimes, I like someone so much that my heart is soft, without the slightest lust, I just want to reach out and hug him.

Tang Yutian suddenly understood this feeling, but before he put the ring on his hand, he saw Qin Yi holding a large green chopstick into it again.

"..."

Qin Yi didn't put down his chopsticks until the noodles were covered by green vegetables, turned around and said slowly: "Mr. Tang, I can't think of how to celebrate your birthday. I specially cooked longevity noodles for you."

Referring to his previous birthday pattern, Qin Yi cooked a bowl of noodles in clear soup, cracked a poached egg, and sprinkled some chopped green onion.Then out of selfishness, I added a pot full of vegetables.

He really didn't seem to have anything to give him, and he couldn't think of what Tang Yutian needed.Or like he said, he just wanted to...

Qin Yi didn't think about it any further.

He thought that he and Tang Yutian may have different views on love.

Isn't it enough to hold hands when falling in love?

Tang Yutian stared at the pot of vegetable leaves that were almost overflowing, and hesitated for a long time. Qin Yi put his red wine glass on the corner of the table, reflecting a cold arc under the light, as if mocking him.

...Very well, he was so angry that he even enriched his imagination.

Qin Yi watched him sit down, and stretched out his two noble hands to hold the chopsticks.

The steam from the noodles in clear soup and the taste of home made Qin Yi feel very warm. He read him a birthday message nervously: "Mr. Tang, green is the color of life, and the romance of green is the romance of life. Therefore, I I chose this green world as a gift for your birthday. May you be full of vitality and youth forever."

The tone of voice fluctuates just right and is full of sincerity.

"..."

Tang Yutian stared at the green vegetables that took up half of the bowl, and then looked up at Qin Yi who was so serious.

Is he serious?

Qin Yi pushed the bowl towards him, expecting, "Eat it while it's hot."

Tang Yutian pushed aside the thick layer of vegetables, picked out the noodles, put the noodles back after a pause, and picked up a chopstick of vegetables.

Unforgettable birthday.

Sitting opposite him, Qin Yi felt that this man was also very handsome when he frowned and forced himself to eat.

Because he was eating too hard, the veins on his wrists were bulging, and every chopstick he held seemed to have exhausted his strength.

But this scene was not the same in Qin Yi's eyes. He bent his eyes slightly, just like his grandfather when he was sitting opposite him watching him eat when he was a child, and said lovingly: "Don't worry, eat slowly."

Tang Yutian shook his hand and forcibly broke a vegetable leaf.

Qin Yi felt blessed for some reason, and couldn't help but read another paragraph to him: "The sun and the moon will never stop, and if love is sincere, it will always be with you."

Tang Yutian choked.

"...In the years of growing up, there are troubles and joys, and there are thorns and flowers on the road ahead. On your birthday, there are my blessings and greetings: I wish you a happy day, and wish you all come true. Happy birthday to you!"

Uncle De also told him happy birthday this morning, but Uncle De is so old, and he still keeps up with the trend, so he said something to him: "Master, birthday card~"

Listen, rough card.

Even an old man knows rough cards, but his little lover here is telling him seriously that there are thorns and flowers on the road ahead.

Tang Yutian put down his chopsticks, picked up a napkin and wiped the corner of his mouth: "Baby, we need to talk."

Qin Yi sat up straight: "Say it."

"I suspect that one day we go to bed, or I raped you."

"..."

Tang Yutian rubbed his temples: "I used to think I wouldn't do this kind of thing, but now I'm not so sure."

After Tang Yutian finished speaking, he saw Qin Yi in a daze, and while he was in a daze, he shrank back.

"Mr. Tang," Qin Yi opened his mouth, but didn't know what to say, "Why do you think so?"

No, it's not right to say that, as if he indirectly admitted something indescribable.

Fortunately, the phone in the room rang suddenly.

Tang Yutian stood up and said, "I'm going to answer the phone."

Liu Qinyi sat at the table and thought about it. He has never had any needs in that regard, and even doubted whether he was frigid since adolescence.

It may be that a long time ago, after knowing my sexuality, I deliberately and desperately suppressed that desire. Over a long period of time, I formed some kind of mental illness.

He also can't tell whether he is considered or not, and he can be hard sometimes, but psychologically, he really doesn't feel it.

And Tang Yutian... Qin Yi doesn't think that the pursuit of carnal desire is a superficial manifestation. The way a man expresses love is often inseparable from desire, or in other words, only by truly entering into the other party, being with the other party without reservation, letting the other party Covered with traces of himself... He can understand this strong desire for monopoly.

Xiao Mengmeng: "Ahem, congratulations to the host, the task of a bowl of green vegetables is completed, and you get [-] points. And what else, I didn't expect you to be able to make such words as 'smeared with your own traces'... I'm a little surprised."

Qin Yi: "..."

On that side, Tang Yutian received a call from an unimportant person.

Tang Qinglong hid in the bathroom and called Tang Yutian. Even though his status was inferior, even if he lost face on the cruise, he still had to act like a second uncle.

He coughed heavily, somewhat like Tang Baye: "Yu Tian."

"Who are you?"

Tang Qinglong: "...Fuck me." Although we don't have a good relationship, you don't want to hit people like this when you come up.

"I, your second uncle," Tang Qinglong resigned, "you can't even hear my voice."

Tang Yutian: "Oh, so it's the second uncle."

He seldom called him Second Uncle obediently, Tang Qinglong was feeling strange, and sure enough, the next second, Tang Yutian said coolly: "Second Uncle, have you recovered from dehydration?"

He hardly dared to recall the word dehydration.

Holding fast small boards in the sea, drifting for so long, that memory is too sad.

Can't say enough about him, Tang Qinglong stopped talking nonsense, and went straight to the point: "Ba Ye is not quite right recently."

Only now did Tang Yutian perk up a bit: "Huh?"

"Those little young models that he usually brings home haven't been here for a few days," Tang Qinglong paused after speaking, making sure that there was no sound of walking outside the door, and then continued, "What's more exaggerated is that I passed by his room today... accidentally saw...he..."

"Can you finish it in one breath?"

Tang Qinglong really wanted to put down the phone, what the hell, you are an employee and want to chat with you.

So he was angry and yelled out: "He's putting on makeup, you know what, he's putting on makeup, he's using a powder puff to wipe his face!"

Tang Yutian: "Today is April Fool's Day?"

Stupid mother!

Tang Qinglong was about to continue talking, when he moved his ears, he heard a slight sound at the door, so he hung up the phone in a hurry: "I, I, I won't tell you anymore, anyway, come back as soon as you have time."

Tang Yutian didn't take it seriously at first, but he suddenly remembered that Qin Yi had told him about the third host in the car.

"Come here, baby," Tang Yutian held the receiver, "What you said last time, about the new host, let me say it again."

As long as Qin Yi concentrates on thinking about his own affairs, the reflex arc will be very long. He only vaguely heard the first half of the sentence, and then walked over. Before Tang Yutian could react, he tiptoed and touched Tang Yutian greenly. on the lips.

"Sheng, happy birthday."

bang.

The handset fell to the ground along the crooked telephone wire.