When I Woke Up, I Become a Coquettish B*tch

Since this is the case, does that mean that he is going to confess to Tang Yutian?

Thinking about it, Qin Yi felt a little apprehensive, but more relieved.

He is not suitable for such secretive things, and sometimes he doesn't know what posture to put on when facing Tang Yutian.

It was as if he was in a shell before, but now someone told him that he could come out of the shell.He doesn't have to think for a long time every time he takes a breath of oxygen, he-

How will he complete the task next?

This question is so complicated.

"Yes, it's very complicated, so so far no host has escaped. Congratulations, you are the No.1 host in the parallel world."

"……yes."

But speaking of it, he never knew what the "International Host Treaty" the system just mentioned was.

Xiao Mengmeng paused: "Host, I'm sorry, I probably forgot to show you. But it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter if you don't read this kind of treaty, just like the people on your side don't read the constitution."

"Who did you listen to?" Qin Yi's expression turned serious when the constitution was mentioned.

"The "Constitution of the People's Republic of China" is the foundation of the country. We should respect the constitution and encourage every citizen to read the constitution carefully and understand the constitution. Only by understanding and studying the constitution can we better integrate into a society ruled by law."

Qin Yi exudes the brilliance of a representative of the National People's Congress, full of love and justice.As he spoke, his hands swayed in the air rhythmically and purposefully.With that delicate face and small body, it is surprisingly inconsistent: "Not only the constitution, but we should be familiar with the behavior manual for primary and middle school students from an early age, and develop good behavior habits. ,From the little things."

However, after he finished speaking, there was no more sound from the system.

Only Qin Yidun was left in place, and the sea breeze blew coldly and mercilessly towards his face. After a while, Xiao Mengmeng said: "I, I'll die for a while, goodbye."

At this time, that shaking M was kneeling on the ground, with his head up, actually licking Tang Yutian's muzzle.

Just as Qin Yi came back to his senses, he had planned how to confess to Tang Yutian, and was suddenly deeply shocked by this scene.

"..."

Shaking M stuck out her tongue tremblingly, licking the gun from the inside to the outside of the muzzle, and in the end, her eyes were still wet, and her mouth began to slurp.

Faced with such insanity, Tang Yutian didn't know whether to kick him away first, collapse him first, or just throw the gun away.The veins on his hands were bulging, and Hong Bao had goosebumps all over his body just watching from the sidelines.

"Ha, you...you shoot." Shaking M, who didn't know what his name was, panted, "Please...deprive me of my life..."

"Let me... cover you with my blood... oh..."

This person is not just shaking M, but also a perverted secondary disease?

Qin Yi stepped forward, couldn't bear to look directly at him, and couldn't bear to listen, but still bent down and poked him with concern: "This gentleman."

Shaking M spit out the muzzle of the gun with hazy eyes, and pulled out a pornographic silver thread from the corner of his mouth, which he gently licked away with the tip of his tongue, while squinting at Qin Yi, he sighed dissolutely: "Ha... What? Are you afraid that I will reveal your identity?"

"Don't worry, ah... I won't forget, when I finish licking, I will reveal all your secrets."

Qin Yi thought to himself, you better stop licking it, just blow it up.

Seeing the man swallowing his gun and spitting, he couldn't help it: "I just want to ask, have you ever been to a doctor?"

The frequency of shaking M and spitting slowed down instantly.

"I think you may have a problem with your brain." When Qin Yi said this, there was no insult in it, but it was very sincere and even concerned, "I suggest you go to the doctor and do something positive. Psychotherapy, do you know what positive psychotherapy is? It is dedicated to the positive power of the person...dedicated to the positive power of the person, and advocates a positive attitude to make a new interpretation of the individual's psychological or behavioral problems ..."

"Personally, I think this is a more useful form of psychotherapy." Qin Yi took advantage of Shaking M's sluggish expression, and stepped up his efforts, "Really, you might as well try it."

Tang Yutian was so annoyed that he would explode, but he couldn't hold back his muffled laughter when he heard this paragraph.

Immediately, he shook his hand, signaling Hong Bao, who was about to step forward behind him, to retreat.

Hong Bao scratched the back of his head, wondering, my boss really has eyes behind his back, right?

Or the kind of 350° three-dimensional surround?

Where is it so evil, Tang Yutian is just much more sensitive than others.

Even the habit of staying in bed in the morning is only because of a light sleep at night, and every time I have to wait until dawn before falling asleep.

Shaking M swallowed her saliva, her eyes moved away from the male lead's beauty, and fell viciously on Qin Yi.He wanted to stand up and rush towards him, but Tang Yutian kicked him over.

Tang Yutian retracted his feet faster than he extended his legs, with a look of disgust on his face, afraid that if he retracted slowly, this neurotic who looked like a maggot in his eyes would lick the soles of his shoes.

Shaking M was probably because the soles of his shoes were not licked, so he was so angry that he said with a ferocious face: "Yu Tian...you still protect him?"

Just as Qin Yi wanted to say don't bother me, I'll take off the vest by myself, then the shaking M shouted impatiently: "He's using you! He's only approaching you for points!"

After he finished speaking, the next second——

Tang Yutian's face darkened.

Qin Yi hurriedly said: "I can explain." Although he did it for the points, he didn't have any intention of harming him...

Tang Yutian's voice was unbelievably low, squeezed out from between his teeth bit by bit: "Which man is Ji Fen again?"

"..."

Man, man, hero, why do you only have men in your mind!

"The points don't refer to people or items." Qin Yi didn't know what to say, "To be precise, it's like you usually get membership card points when you buy things in the mall, that's the points. Generally, activities in shopping malls , there will be cash back points, or small gifts."

People like Tang Yutian who never go shopping in person...

Also point cash back, small gifts.

These terms have never appeared in his world.

What he usually said the most is probably: It’s all included, no need to look for it, just use it to brush.

Qin Yi knew from his expression that he didn't understand, and was about to re-explain it to him from a different way of thinking and angle.Tang Yutian raised his hand to cover his mouth: "Well, it goes without saying."

Qin Yi was hooked by him with one hand, and with his long arms, he directly pulled him into his arms.

Tang Yutian led him back, and when he got back to Hong Bao's side, he exchanged guns with him, and stuffed the gun that was covered with shaking M's saliva into Hong Bao's hand.

Hong Bao: "..."

"Come out." After Tang Yutian and Qin Yi retreated to a safe area, he seemed to mention it unintentionally.

Who?

Qin Yimu watched in a daze as Hong Bao whistled, and then crowds of men in black poured out from all directions.

When it was even more outrageous, a helicopter slowly rose from the other end of the island and headed towards them.

When Wang Jiaye and Ouyang Chen saw the private jet, they couldn't bear it any longer, they stood up and waved continuously: "Here—here—"

"Mr. Tang," Qin Yi's voice came through his palm, muffled, "You, have you made all the arrangements?"

Tang Yutian hummed, and said, "About the points, please tell me when you get back."

He has an independent air force, and as soon as the signal is disturbed, he will dispatch to search the entire sea area.At this time, everyone else should have landed safely, but it took a little longer to lure that psychopath out.

Shaking M reluctantly climbed up from the ground, the subordinates he brought who were lurking nearby had been silently eliminated, and now he was left alone to continue fighting with the burning second soul.

"Are you willing to be deceived by him like this?!" He roared, crawled forward, and was shot in the calf by a man hiding in the dark, "Yu Tian, ​​only I love you, don't you love me?" Do you remember me, five years ago, in Library A, you shook my hand...you were mine—my—”

Wow, that's great, I shook hands.

Mao Jixiang hid behind Bai Yu and watched the whole process. Hearing this, he really wanted to clap his hands.But he couldn't explain why his body felt weird. It was just his cheeks that were hot, but now his whole body is hot...

Bai Yu turned around and said, "What's wrong?"

Mao Jixiang rubbed his face to dissipate heat, and said, "Well...it's all right."

And Tang Yutian watched the maggot moving on the ground, even sneered annoyed.He said indifferently: "Oh, you are like this, should I remember you?"

Shaking M pointed at Qin Yi tremblingly, and was about to say something, Tang Yutian frowned and interrupted: "You don't have to worry about the matter between us."

Qin Yi was so shocked by his unwavering trust that he didn't know what to say.He found that the Tang Yutian he knew was going further and further away from the track in the book.

He is arrogant, but not selfish.He is cold, but not indifferent.

He seems to be very powerful.

In fact, he is a fragile big boy.

"I know, the trust I gave you may turn into a blade in your hand."

On the private plane, Tang Yutian bent over to fasten his seat belt for him, and when the concealed buckle clicked on, it was just when the last utterance of his words had just landed.

Qin Yi looked into his eyes, which were a little cold under the starlight of the dark night, but also a little hot.

Tang Yutian's eyes were narrow and long, and he looked very cold, but the end of his eyes was slightly raised upwards.

This seems to be the most gentle stroke on his entire knife-like face.

Qin Yi looked at him, almost lost in his extremely contradictory eyes.

Tang Yutian continued: "You can stab me with it, so that I will know whether I should stay away from you."

A total of three private jets came.

Tang Yutian and Qin Yi left first, the middle one was reserved for Bai Yu and Mao Jixiang, and the last one was used to crush the crazy boss.

Among Wang Jiaye and his group, Tang Yutian took two of them away. Except for Ouyang Chen who was ruthlessly abandoned, the others followed on the plane.

Ouyang Chen didn't think much at first, thinking that he couldn't sit down, so he waited peacefully for the next batch.

Bai Yu patted Mao Jixiang on the head, indicating that he could get on the plane, but Mao Jixiang was trembling slightly, standing still and refusing to move.

"Go home."

After Bai Yu finished speaking, he reached out to touch him, but Mao Jixiang avoided him with trembling hands: "Don't touch me——"

Mao Jixiang usually speaks in a lively style, and if he insists on speaking with a timbre, it should be quite clear.However, he was a little dull at the moment, most of his face was covered by the hat, and the night was dark, so he couldn't see clearly.

And Bai Yu didn't know if he had misheard or what, he could hear a bit of eroticism from the dullness.

"What's the matter with you?" Bai Yu wrapped his arms around him and hugged him directly.Regardless of Mao Jixiang's struggle, he raised his hand and pulled his hat off.

What came into my eyes was a face with flushed cheeks, obviously familiar eyebrows and eyes, but at this moment, it was stained with an inexplicable and inexplicable desire.His eyes were foggy.Although Mao Jixiang has tried his best to endure...

but……

Damn, Kuai Shi even exploded in his lower body!

The two got close, Mao Jixiang struggled a few times, and simply stopped wasting his strength, leaning against his arms and humming: "Brother, I feel bad..."

Bai Yu hugged him, feeling like he was hugging a walking stove, and this stove was not only burning by itself, but also wanted to burn with him.

Bai Yu pressed his hands that were fumbling around, and said in a deep voice, "Don't rub around."

Needless to say, Bai Yu also knew that he was uncomfortable, because the thing between his legs had a high sense of presence, pressing against him uncontrollably.

It's okay not to hug, but once hugged, Mao Jixiang only felt that his brain was burning.

I can't rely on it, I'm so hungry and thirsty, I really want to eat thighs.

...It's okay to be eaten by the thigh.

At the last moment when his sanity was about to disappear, the word aphrodisiac came to his mind unexpectedly.

"..."

Damn he was drugged?

As if God purposely wanted to help him confirm this conjecture, the shaking M with the prosthetic body was pressed from left to right by the man in black, and when he got on the plane and passed them, he laughed loudly: "Hahahahaha, you don't know, do you? I have already put medicine in the water you drink!"

"Ten times the dose of kinky drugs!"

Aphrodisiacs are aphrodisiacs, goddamn aphrodisiacs!What a broken noun!

When Mao Jixiang was burning with desire, he suddenly remembered that they didn't have much water at that time, and Bai Yu said he was not thirsty, so he drank all the water...

Drank it all.

Not a drop left.