When I Woke Up, I Become a Coquettish B*tch

After the two of them entered the grass, there was no movement.

Qin Yi suddenly remembered: "Do I have a life-saving item, and is there any restriction on who it can be used for?"

"This..." Xiao Mengmeng hesitated, "Theoretically, it's not possible."

"Is there no other way?"

"If you are willing to pay me a handling fee of two points, I can consider it."

"..."

After saying this, Xiao Mengmeng said again: "Other hosts don't have this kind of treatment, so take advantage of the opportunity? (^?^*), and don't come again when you can't miss it."

Qin Yi finally couldn't help it: "Recently, is there something wrong with you?" For example... brain?

"Where? No, I'm still your cute little cutie."

Anyway, in the end, the two of them paid the handling fee with one hand and the props with the other, and happily reached an agreement.

"The transaction was successful," Xiao Mengmeng said, "Two points were deducted, and the item was successfully transferred. Congratulations to the host for finally falling from No.1 to No.3 on the list of novice hosts in the parallel universe."

"what?"

Although Xiaomengmeng's voice is mechanical, it can be heard that it is spinning and jumping now: "Because you gained points too fast, you were reported by other systems, saying that I covered you for cheating."

As the name suggests, this leaderboard for novice hosts in the entire parallel universe is calculated from the first day the host enters a specific world, calculates the daily increase in the host's points within a year, and ranks according to the score.

Pointless, no rewards, pure idleness.

It is said that it is used to encourage the system to supervise each other and make progress together, but who knows, anyway, it is being pinched back and forth now.

Qin Yi didn't know whether his speed was fast or slow, and he didn't mind the so-called ranking. He just completed the tasks within his ability seriously.

"...The circle of your system is so chaotic?"

He thought that the system, like a robot, would not get into these so-called interpersonal disputes.

"Of course, once we have the ability to think independently, these troubles cannot be avoided." Xiao Mengmeng said, "You know when Mao Jixiang was at the bottom of the novice list all year round, how many times did the little villain get hurt?" Is the system mocking?"

He didn't know how many systems ridiculed him, but he did know why the little villain had such a bad attitude towards Mao Jixiang.

Qin Yi thought about it: "Don't care about other people's eyes, there are many ways to live." In order to shake Xiaomengmeng's heart, he even dug out the lyrics of a popular song from the depths of his memory, "You are you, It’s fireworks of different colors.”

"Thank you," Qin Yi said reassuringly, but Xiaomengmeng is a system after all, and the troubles are not the same, it said, "...I don't care about rankings, but every day there are inexplicable systems coming to force the connection , Ask pk whoever converts the twelve binary conversion quickly."

"..."

"In the past few days, there have been people who have come to dismantle calculus, and there are competitions on who can read files faster, which made me scan a whole set of hundreds of forums."

Facing these god-like systems, Qin Yi really didn't know what to say.

"...Hundred Schools Forum is actually pretty good."

the other side.

Tang Yutian resisted 'Tang Ranzhi' and walked under a hidden tree.

This counterfeit has done quite a lot of homework, and I don't know what is tied to his leg. It feels like a prosthetic limb, hard.

But his IQ seems to have only reached this point.

Because no matter what is strapped to his leg, no matter how similar the feel is, it can't change the fact that his 'prosthetic' is thicker than Tang Ranzhi's.

"You want me to hold you to pee?" Tang Yutian's face was dark, and he couldn't see clearly in the dark.

'Tang Ranzhi' who had been motionless in his arms for a long time hummed shyly.

uh what uh!

Tang Yutian almost let go and threw him to the ground.

"Yu Tian," Tang Ranzhi's usually soft voice had a tinge of charm, and he put his hands on Tang Yutian's, "I can't use my hands, it seems that I dislocated it during swimming in the afternoon, please help me get it off."

Oh, seduction?

Tang Yutian has seen too many ways of seduction in his life, and the one in front of him is undoubtedly the stupidest.

Even more stupid than when Su Qi took off his clothes and stood in the toilet cubicle waiting for him.

Is this to let him grow an extra hand to help him take off his pants?

'boom. '

Not nearly this time.

Tang Yu innocently let go of his hand and threw him on the ground. Tang Ranzhi felt pain and raised his watery eyes to look at him.

"Yu, Yutian?"

Tang Yutian clapped his hands, as if he wanted to wipe off all the dirt on his hands, raised his eyebrows and said, "How do you want to take it off?"

'Tang Ranzhi' blushed.

"Did there be a noise over there just now?"

Mao Jixiang pinched his watch and found that more than ten minutes had passed.

Even when he was on the run, he still wore his beloved hoodie with the big black hat on his head.When the wind blew over for a while, Bai Yu raised his hand to help him press the hat down, and finally put it directly on top of his head to press the hat for him.

When Mao Jixiang came to his senses, he didn't know how long the man had been suppressing him like this.

"Brother." He looked up at him.

Bai Yu said, "Yes."

Looking at it from his angle, Mao Jixiang's eyes seemed to be filled with bright starlight, which was scattered in the dark eyes in small pieces.

The surroundings were pitch black, and the brightness of the fire gradually dimmed, but Mao Jixiang felt that his whole body was glowing with white thighs.

He's known this man for too long.

If it is said that his "Mao Jixiang" life started from the moment he entered, then Bai Yu almost carried out his entire life.

Ever since they met on the rooftop, he has held onto this thigh and never let go.

The thigh has taken him to many places, although every time he fails in a mission, he rushes over to seek cover.From home to abroad, I have been to the Eiffel Tower, which only appeared in dreams before, passing through Keukenhof Gardens, Skaftfi, the Blue Hole of Zakynthos Island, and all the way to Petra, the ancient city of Jordan.

Delicate, rugged, from European castles to slum towns.

——You are the most beautiful scenery in my life.

He used to study all kinds of romance novels and forgot what he learned from that book, but now he really wanted to put it on Bai Thigh.

Bai Yu moved his hand down from the hat, as if he had noticed something in his eyes, he gently lifted Bai Yu's face, and repeated it again, as if answering, as if encouraging: "Yes."

So Mao Jixiang softly uttered a sentence in this extremely suitable atmosphere: "Brother..."

Bai Yu's voice was indulgent and calm: "Huh?"

"We can sit with our backs so we don't face the wind."

...the hat will not always be blown off by the wind.

Bai Yu let go of his hand, not knowing why Mao Jixiang could see in his eyes that he hated iron but not steel.

(⊙v⊙) Well, it must be dazzled, after all, his idea is so clever.

Mao Jixiang turned his head and looked for an ally to relieve his loneliness: "Qiqi, 13 minutes, no matter who stabs, it should be a victory or defeat, right?"

Although he said he gave Tang Yutian the life-saving props, Qin Yi was still worried.His fingers trembled slightly, and he reminded in a deep voice, "Mr. Mao."

Mao Jixiang immediately closed his mouth: "I'm sorry."

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but there is one sentence he still has to ask: "Are you and Tang Yutian dating?"

……

"It's the kind of relationship between men and men."

"Nothing exists," Qin Yi said, "Where did you hear that?"

My auspicious sixth sense!

However, before he had time to continue asking, the man who was suspected of having sex with his ally came back dragging a bunch of things.

Qin Yi put Mao Jixiang's question behind him, got up hastily, and saw the disheveled 'Tang Ranzhi' dragging behind Tang Yutian.

Qin Yi stepped forward: "This...what's going on?"

'Tang Ranzhi' had a bruised nose and swollen face, and his whole body was bruised and purple.

Did Tang Yutian fight?

Mao Jixiang leaned his head over and said, "I just said, I just heard the sound, and I knew it must be a violent incident."

Tang Yutian asked Hong Bao to take Qin Yi away, lest the scene would be more bloody later, he couldn't stand it.

Hong Bao held this little Mr. Su tightly: "Then what, why don't you go there, so as not to distract Mr. Tang."

"Mr. Hong, I'm a little worried."

"What are you worried about? I beg you. Our President Tang doesn't usually beat people with his own hands. I want to learn a few more tricks from the side, huh."

"..."

This is the truth, Tang Yutian hadn't beaten anyone with his own hands for at least a year.At this time, he first kicked the fake lump on the ground with his toe: "So don't talk."

Since there were twelve of them, there were too many of them, so they were divided into two small circles and warmed themselves by the fire.

Wang Jiaye and the others were relatively far away from the ground, even if they heard any noises here, they just pretended that they didn't hear or see anything.

Tang Yutian's matter is beyond their control.

"I'm really...Tang Ranzhi's brother..."

The man with the exact same face as Tang Ranzhi was coughing up blood while talking. He coughed for a long time before he finally recovered.

"You see, we look exactly the same." He said, sitting on his knees on the ground, lowering his head and smiling strangely, then raised his hand to wipe off the blood from the corner of his mouth, "It's just that I was the one who was thrown away, isn't it?" he."

Tang Yutian punched directly, the movement was simple and powerful, it hurts just looking at it.

The prosthesis on the nose of 'Brother Tang Ran' instantly crooked.

"The chin is padded, and at least five injections of hyaluronic acid have been injected on the face, the double eyelids have been cut for a year, the cheekbones have undergone bone reduction surgery, and the lips have been plumped." Tang Yutian smiled slightly, but there was an indescribable coldness, " Who gave you the courage to lie in front of me with such a fake face?"

Faced with these quality controls, the man sitting on the ground with his prosthetic crooked smiled pervertedly and fanatically: "I did all this just because I love you."

"..."

"Tang Yutian, I want to get you, so I want to eradicate all the people around you one by one."

There were two words written clearly on Tang Yutian's face: Damn.

Where is this idiot released.