When I Woke Up, I Become a Coquettish B*tch
Chapter 37
Leaving aside the shocking twilight love between Ba Ye Tang and Xia Qingqiu, the man in front of him who can't be relied on is even more troublesome.
He took a lot of effort but did not pull Tang Yutian up from the bed, until the end, Tang Yutian was probably annoyed, kicked him lightly, and then directly pulled up the quilt to cover himself up.
In the end, Hong Bao ran in with small steps and pushed Qin Yi away: "You have worked hard, let me do it, leave it to me."
Qin Yi took two steps back.
"That...Mr. Hong, be careful."
Hong Bao waved his hand: "Don't worry, I've been with Uncle De for so many years, and I'm very experienced. You should go out and eat something first. The ingredients are all made by us, there will be no problem."
Qin Yi has been suffering from seasickness for a long time, and still can't eat, so he just stands by and watches, and observes the correct way to wake up Tang Yutian by the way.
Hong Bao walked to his bed, knelt down with a 'plop', and shouted: "Boss, please get up quickly!"
……
On the other side, Mao Jixiang is now also caught in a battle between heaven and man.
As soon as he went back, he saw Bai Yu eating breakfast, taking his time.A variety show was playing on the opposite TV, and a group of men and women stood side by side and jumped into the mud.
"Our game this round is very simple. Whoever can find the bell thrown by Vivian in the mud will win. Do you have confidence in the red and blue teams?!"
"Yes! Our red team will do our best!"
"The blue team is bound to win!"
As they said that, the two teams jumped down one by one, covered in mud, and still pushing and yelling at each other.
Bai Yu looked at it without blinking his eyes, and precisely cut a small piece of toast with his hand and put it in his mouth.
ヾ(?`Д??) Breakfast!
No no no can't eat!
Mao Jixiang immediately rushed over, snatched the plate of toast and omelette, and then struggled to find words under Bai Yu's scrutinizing eyes: "...Brother, what, these two days, do you want to lose weight with me? "
Damn, after he finished speaking, he almost wanted to slap himself twice, what kind of weight loss, what kind of weight loss, can he talk!
Bai Yu picked up the tissue at hand, wiped the corners of his mouth, and said, "You're not fat."
It must not be fat, this body has the skills he dreamed of, that is, no matter how much he eats, he will not get fat.Unlike before, although he looks passable, he grows as much as he eats, and he has to rely on non-stop exercise to maintain his figure.
Speaking of which, he used to be a positive kid who loved to play basketball and run a five-kilometer marathon every day, but after staying here for more than two years, he almost forgot what it was like to slam dunk.
Mao Jixiang nodded seriously, before lying to others, he had to deceive himself first.He lifted up his shirt, revealing his lean and flat belly, and pinched a little flesh on it for Bai Yu to see: "I've gained weight recently, look at my belly."
His tanned complexion recovered quickly when he was fleeing the disaster before, but it was still not as white as before, but a healthy light wheat color.
Bai Yu looked up from his low-waisted trousers, passing through the two mermaid lines, the navel, and finally hidden in the clothes that were trying to hide.
Mao Jixiang, who is usually not very caring, trembled slightly, no matter how blind he was, he had to admit... Bai Thigh's eyes were a bit too revealing.
He felt like he was being raped!
"Not fat," Bai Yu stood up and walked in front of him. While Mao Jixiang was still in a daze, he raised his hand to help him put down his clothes.
Bai Yu's slightly cold fingertips brushed against his waist, making him numb for a while.
Before Mao Jixiang had time to jump up and run away, Bai Yu said again without changing his face: "I like you no matter what."
……
Mao Jixiang is now in the bottom of his heart and wants to shout shit, and he is already lying on his back, and his white thighs that don't even have any ups and downs when he talks about love are really scary.
What's even more frightening is that he should bring Bai Yu back from the detour in life with righteous words, but after hearing this, he was... a little happy?
Is it LSD or did he really bend ORZ.
"You...you let me think about it." Mao Jixiang walked into the room in a daze, and stopped halfway there, "By the way, don't eat, don't eat, I saw the chef digging with my own eyes before Just continue kneading the dough without wiping the booger."
After getting along for two years, if Bai Yu didn't know him well, it would be a waste of time.Mao Jixiang has a problem, no matter what it is, he always likes to lie, and he tries to tell a lie to expose the big things.
So he said to Mao Jixiang without thinking, "Tell the truth."
truth……
Mao Jixiang was very conflicted.
Ever since he first came to this world, under this false identity, what he feared most was trouble.
The system and tasks are enough for him, so he can avoid being involved in more things, and always use lies to disguise himself.He still has self-knowledge, and he doesn't dare to trust his IQ too much. He can't even kill him with mixed truth and no bugs.
And it's really cool to talk nonsense, but this time he seems to be completely playing with Bai Yu.
Mao Jixiang confessed hesitantly: "Would you believe me if I said... someone drugged me during the meal?"
When it comes to prescribing medicine, you have to explain why he knew, whose medicine it was, where it came from, and what purpose it has...
It's so troublesome ヾ(?`Д??).
But Bai Yu just said 'I believe' and didn't pursue it any further.
"Tell me someday when you want to talk." Bai Yu took off his coat from the back of the chair, "I won't force you."
Mao Jixiang was stunned at the door of the bedroom, dumbfounded: "...Oh." Oh, huh?
Mr. Cheng's breakfast was about to start, Bai Yu put on his coat and was about to go out, when he was halfway there, he suddenly turned around.
Mao Jixiang looked at the white thigh and turned to him, "I have something to tell you."
Mao Jixiang shuddered and stood up straight: "Brother, you, you say."
Bai Yu turned around, and said in an extremely weird and unbalanced voice: "Mao Jixiang, I like you, my brain and my heart."
"...every organ in my body is saying, I like you."
"..."
Mao Jixiang could only rely on the door to barely keep his body from slipping and falling.
After Bai Yu went out, he couldn't hold on any longer, and sat down on the ground.
God damn it!What happened to this world!
In the hall, only the TV was still playing, and the variety show had come to an end. The host and guests were covered in dried mud, only two black eyes were exposed.
After finishing the concluding remarks, the host suddenly became interested and added a sentence: "At the end of the program, let us experience again the guest Liu Hao's affectionate confession to Ms. Hu Jiajia. It was that confession that made Liu Hao conquer Hu Jiajia's Atrium, here, let the majority of male compatriots feel and learn some experience."
After the host finished speaking, a lump of mud stood up, holding the microphone, holding the affectionate words in his heart. The man had been brewing for a long time, and he hesitated to speak several times.
Mao Jixiang was so distraught that he really couldn't bear to watch these lumps of mud dancing wildly in the TV. He stood up from the ground and touched the remote control to turn it off.
But he heard that lump of mud finally adjusted to the affectionate mode, and he said something very familiar to him in cadence, "Hu Jiajia, I like you, my brain and my heart, every organ in my body is in the same place. Say, I like you!"
The lump of mud named Hu Jiajia covered his mouth when he heard the words, and cried out in emotion: "Husband..."
The guest Liu Hao threw away the microphone, rushed to hug her, and shouted to the sky: "I——like——you—"
The sound echoed in the quagmire, lingering endlessly.
Mao Jixiang pressed the power button with trembling fingers, and the screen instantly went black.
after……
Bai Yu must never be allowed to watch TV again.
It's just terrible.
After Mao Jixiang made up his mind in this way, he began to think deeply again... Is he bent or not.
The big muscle followed Bai Yu, leaving a small follower with big muscle, who looked quite reliable.
Mao Jixiang opened the door, greeted the little follower, and asked straight to the point: "Have you ever had the illusion that you like men?"
Little follower: "..."
Mao Jixiang said again: "Let's not care whether this problem is caused by hardware or software, let's first discuss how to solve it."
The little follower did odd jobs for Big Muscle on weekdays, and hadn't spoken to such a noble person much, so he was frightened stupid by Mao Jixiang.
Mao Jixiang poked at him: "Don't just stand still, do you have any constructive suggestions?"
The little follower looked stupid: "...Bai, Baidu?"
"Good idea," Mao Jixiang took out his mobile phone, and saw the all-gray signal grid.
He silently stuffed the phone back into his pocket: "I'd better go to sleep, thank you, goodbye."
Mr. Cheng’s breakfast was just over an hour away, and his afternoon itinerary was to visit an ancient ship on the ground floor, which was said to be a vintage handicraft salvaged in the mysterious sea.
After being placed on this cruise ship, the designer specially designed a floor for exhibitions, which can be regarded as a unique nautical culture.
Qin Yi found that this group of high-class people were quite boring every day, and they only knew about ballroom dancing at night.
Tang Yutian came back from the breakfast banquet, with a sullen face he was not allowed to go out on the grounds of seasickness, and then took a few people out.So he didn't know what it was like outside, looking out of the window, it seemed to be peaceful.
Due to the climate season, it gets dark very quickly.
Halfway through the cruise, at [-]:[-] p.m., the chief flight attendant broadcast the news on the radio: "Hi, dear passengers, half of the voyage has passed, and it is now sailing normally in the sea area of No. [-]. In half an hour, it will be along the No. [-] sea area return journey, forget to know, I wish you a pleasant journey."
Seems really peaceful...
Has the LSD thing been resolved?
"Bang Bang".
"Bang bang bang."
Suddenly, there was a knock on the door from far to near. The man seemed to knock on a door he saw along the way, and the rhythm was flustered.
It was a woman, crying, "Help—help me—"
He took a lot of effort but did not pull Tang Yutian up from the bed, until the end, Tang Yutian was probably annoyed, kicked him lightly, and then directly pulled up the quilt to cover himself up.
In the end, Hong Bao ran in with small steps and pushed Qin Yi away: "You have worked hard, let me do it, leave it to me."
Qin Yi took two steps back.
"That...Mr. Hong, be careful."
Hong Bao waved his hand: "Don't worry, I've been with Uncle De for so many years, and I'm very experienced. You should go out and eat something first. The ingredients are all made by us, there will be no problem."
Qin Yi has been suffering from seasickness for a long time, and still can't eat, so he just stands by and watches, and observes the correct way to wake up Tang Yutian by the way.
Hong Bao walked to his bed, knelt down with a 'plop', and shouted: "Boss, please get up quickly!"
……
On the other side, Mao Jixiang is now also caught in a battle between heaven and man.
As soon as he went back, he saw Bai Yu eating breakfast, taking his time.A variety show was playing on the opposite TV, and a group of men and women stood side by side and jumped into the mud.
"Our game this round is very simple. Whoever can find the bell thrown by Vivian in the mud will win. Do you have confidence in the red and blue teams?!"
"Yes! Our red team will do our best!"
"The blue team is bound to win!"
As they said that, the two teams jumped down one by one, covered in mud, and still pushing and yelling at each other.
Bai Yu looked at it without blinking his eyes, and precisely cut a small piece of toast with his hand and put it in his mouth.
ヾ(?`Д??) Breakfast!
No no no can't eat!
Mao Jixiang immediately rushed over, snatched the plate of toast and omelette, and then struggled to find words under Bai Yu's scrutinizing eyes: "...Brother, what, these two days, do you want to lose weight with me? "
Damn, after he finished speaking, he almost wanted to slap himself twice, what kind of weight loss, what kind of weight loss, can he talk!
Bai Yu picked up the tissue at hand, wiped the corners of his mouth, and said, "You're not fat."
It must not be fat, this body has the skills he dreamed of, that is, no matter how much he eats, he will not get fat.Unlike before, although he looks passable, he grows as much as he eats, and he has to rely on non-stop exercise to maintain his figure.
Speaking of which, he used to be a positive kid who loved to play basketball and run a five-kilometer marathon every day, but after staying here for more than two years, he almost forgot what it was like to slam dunk.
Mao Jixiang nodded seriously, before lying to others, he had to deceive himself first.He lifted up his shirt, revealing his lean and flat belly, and pinched a little flesh on it for Bai Yu to see: "I've gained weight recently, look at my belly."
His tanned complexion recovered quickly when he was fleeing the disaster before, but it was still not as white as before, but a healthy light wheat color.
Bai Yu looked up from his low-waisted trousers, passing through the two mermaid lines, the navel, and finally hidden in the clothes that were trying to hide.
Mao Jixiang, who is usually not very caring, trembled slightly, no matter how blind he was, he had to admit... Bai Thigh's eyes were a bit too revealing.
He felt like he was being raped!
"Not fat," Bai Yu stood up and walked in front of him. While Mao Jixiang was still in a daze, he raised his hand to help him put down his clothes.
Bai Yu's slightly cold fingertips brushed against his waist, making him numb for a while.
Before Mao Jixiang had time to jump up and run away, Bai Yu said again without changing his face: "I like you no matter what."
……
Mao Jixiang is now in the bottom of his heart and wants to shout shit, and he is already lying on his back, and his white thighs that don't even have any ups and downs when he talks about love are really scary.
What's even more frightening is that he should bring Bai Yu back from the detour in life with righteous words, but after hearing this, he was... a little happy?
Is it LSD or did he really bend ORZ.
"You...you let me think about it." Mao Jixiang walked into the room in a daze, and stopped halfway there, "By the way, don't eat, don't eat, I saw the chef digging with my own eyes before Just continue kneading the dough without wiping the booger."
After getting along for two years, if Bai Yu didn't know him well, it would be a waste of time.Mao Jixiang has a problem, no matter what it is, he always likes to lie, and he tries to tell a lie to expose the big things.
So he said to Mao Jixiang without thinking, "Tell the truth."
truth……
Mao Jixiang was very conflicted.
Ever since he first came to this world, under this false identity, what he feared most was trouble.
The system and tasks are enough for him, so he can avoid being involved in more things, and always use lies to disguise himself.He still has self-knowledge, and he doesn't dare to trust his IQ too much. He can't even kill him with mixed truth and no bugs.
And it's really cool to talk nonsense, but this time he seems to be completely playing with Bai Yu.
Mao Jixiang confessed hesitantly: "Would you believe me if I said... someone drugged me during the meal?"
When it comes to prescribing medicine, you have to explain why he knew, whose medicine it was, where it came from, and what purpose it has...
It's so troublesome ヾ(?`Д??).
But Bai Yu just said 'I believe' and didn't pursue it any further.
"Tell me someday when you want to talk." Bai Yu took off his coat from the back of the chair, "I won't force you."
Mao Jixiang was stunned at the door of the bedroom, dumbfounded: "...Oh." Oh, huh?
Mr. Cheng's breakfast was about to start, Bai Yu put on his coat and was about to go out, when he was halfway there, he suddenly turned around.
Mao Jixiang looked at the white thigh and turned to him, "I have something to tell you."
Mao Jixiang shuddered and stood up straight: "Brother, you, you say."
Bai Yu turned around, and said in an extremely weird and unbalanced voice: "Mao Jixiang, I like you, my brain and my heart."
"...every organ in my body is saying, I like you."
"..."
Mao Jixiang could only rely on the door to barely keep his body from slipping and falling.
After Bai Yu went out, he couldn't hold on any longer, and sat down on the ground.
God damn it!What happened to this world!
In the hall, only the TV was still playing, and the variety show had come to an end. The host and guests were covered in dried mud, only two black eyes were exposed.
After finishing the concluding remarks, the host suddenly became interested and added a sentence: "At the end of the program, let us experience again the guest Liu Hao's affectionate confession to Ms. Hu Jiajia. It was that confession that made Liu Hao conquer Hu Jiajia's Atrium, here, let the majority of male compatriots feel and learn some experience."
After the host finished speaking, a lump of mud stood up, holding the microphone, holding the affectionate words in his heart. The man had been brewing for a long time, and he hesitated to speak several times.
Mao Jixiang was so distraught that he really couldn't bear to watch these lumps of mud dancing wildly in the TV. He stood up from the ground and touched the remote control to turn it off.
But he heard that lump of mud finally adjusted to the affectionate mode, and he said something very familiar to him in cadence, "Hu Jiajia, I like you, my brain and my heart, every organ in my body is in the same place. Say, I like you!"
The lump of mud named Hu Jiajia covered his mouth when he heard the words, and cried out in emotion: "Husband..."
The guest Liu Hao threw away the microphone, rushed to hug her, and shouted to the sky: "I——like——you—"
The sound echoed in the quagmire, lingering endlessly.
Mao Jixiang pressed the power button with trembling fingers, and the screen instantly went black.
after……
Bai Yu must never be allowed to watch TV again.
It's just terrible.
After Mao Jixiang made up his mind in this way, he began to think deeply again... Is he bent or not.
The big muscle followed Bai Yu, leaving a small follower with big muscle, who looked quite reliable.
Mao Jixiang opened the door, greeted the little follower, and asked straight to the point: "Have you ever had the illusion that you like men?"
Little follower: "..."
Mao Jixiang said again: "Let's not care whether this problem is caused by hardware or software, let's first discuss how to solve it."
The little follower did odd jobs for Big Muscle on weekdays, and hadn't spoken to such a noble person much, so he was frightened stupid by Mao Jixiang.
Mao Jixiang poked at him: "Don't just stand still, do you have any constructive suggestions?"
The little follower looked stupid: "...Bai, Baidu?"
"Good idea," Mao Jixiang took out his mobile phone, and saw the all-gray signal grid.
He silently stuffed the phone back into his pocket: "I'd better go to sleep, thank you, goodbye."
Mr. Cheng’s breakfast was just over an hour away, and his afternoon itinerary was to visit an ancient ship on the ground floor, which was said to be a vintage handicraft salvaged in the mysterious sea.
After being placed on this cruise ship, the designer specially designed a floor for exhibitions, which can be regarded as a unique nautical culture.
Qin Yi found that this group of high-class people were quite boring every day, and they only knew about ballroom dancing at night.
Tang Yutian came back from the breakfast banquet, with a sullen face he was not allowed to go out on the grounds of seasickness, and then took a few people out.So he didn't know what it was like outside, looking out of the window, it seemed to be peaceful.
Due to the climate season, it gets dark very quickly.
Halfway through the cruise, at [-]:[-] p.m., the chief flight attendant broadcast the news on the radio: "Hi, dear passengers, half of the voyage has passed, and it is now sailing normally in the sea area of No. [-]. In half an hour, it will be along the No. [-] sea area return journey, forget to know, I wish you a pleasant journey."
Seems really peaceful...
Has the LSD thing been resolved?
"Bang Bang".
"Bang bang bang."
Suddenly, there was a knock on the door from far to near. The man seemed to knock on a door he saw along the way, and the rhythm was flustered.
It was a woman, crying, "Help—help me—"
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