When I Woke Up, I Become a Coquettish B*tch

Ouyang Chen spoke happily, but Bai Yu ignored him.

Mao Jixiang was curious.He had an impression of that piece of land, because it was written against heaven in the book that not only was the location of this piece of land excellent, but also a special substance was detected later, which was invaluable.Whoever competes for this piece of land can reach the pinnacle of life in minutes.

"Brother, grab it." Mao Jixiang leaned over to persuade, "This land is very good in geomantic omen, we must take it, and we can't shrink back just because the opponent is Tang Yutian."

But Bai Yu just pushed his head back, and said casually: "Look, the sun is coming out."

There is a poem how to say it, what is called the bright moon on the sea.

Just five words contain this ever-changing beauty.

I saw that the red silk curtain-like horizon opened a corner, and the originally dark sky was colored little by little by the red clouds, which also illuminated the neighboring clouds.Surrounded by the sea, there are no redundant buildings blocking it, and the scene in front of me is as beautiful as a painting.

Even though Mao Jixiang had no poems and books in his chest, he was shocked by the sight in front of him.

...a beautiful big fried egg.

He looked a little hungry.

So Mao Jixiang tugged on his sleeve and asked, "Brother, when shall we have breakfast?"

He hasn't said that he wants to eat fried eggs, the round ones, but the next second his hand is tightly held by Bai Yu!

Now it was not only Mao Jixiang who was in a daze, but Ouyang Chen stared behind them, and even forgot to drink the red wine.

What, what's the situation? This is, isn't it saying that Young Master Bai likes Lolita girls?He spent a lot of money to buy information from so-called insiders, saying that a perverted person like Bai Yu would definitely not be able to resist this money.

Ouyang Chen turned his head to look at the three beautiful girls he specially brought over, and at the man holding hands with Young Master Bai, lost in thought.

He was cheated again?

Four in the morning.

Qin Yi was woken up by the crying outside the door, it was a girl crying pitifully.

His seasickness became more and more serious at night, he got up and vomited twice, this time he finally just fell asleep, and was woken up again not long after.

It was getting brighter outside, and the sun was slowly falling into the bedroom through the window sill.

Qin Yi rubbed her eyes, put on her coat and got up to go out. As soon as she opened the door, Hong Bao's flushed face and the crying sound became clearer and clearer.

"what happened?"

Hong Bao faltered: "...it's nothing, you can go back to sleep."

Qin Yi is not stupid, by looking at his expression, he knew something must have happened.

"It's really nothing! Hey, wait for me!" Hong Bao trotted all the way to catch up with Qin Yi, and explained while running, "Then she's a lunatic, don't pay attention to her."

To be precise, it is a crazy little cake.

The shortest cake was sitting on the deck crying at this moment, tearing at the clothes on his body while crying, the clothes were loose, and the shallow cleavage had been torn out.

"..." Qin Yi didn't go any further, stopped not far away, and asked, "This is?"

Hong Bao didn't know either, they had a good chat a few minutes ago, but suddenly this little sister went crazy.

"Why don't you love me! You still said that you have nothing to do with me. Look at the marks on my body, these red marks, didn't you suck them out?" Little Cake cried hoarsely, "You still want to put me Give it to someone else, Ouyang Chen, you bastard!"

The way these people are now moving is very strange, Bai Yu led Mao Jixiang back and walked back, with big muscles following behind to protect the master, while Ouyang Chen wanted to pull his big muscles for cover.

As soon as Ouyang Chen moved, Little Cake crawled towards him twice like Sadako without any hesitation.

"Mr. Mao, what happened?" Qin Yi said, "That girl is fine, see if she is not in the right condition, find someone to help her go back to rest."

Mao Jixiang also wanted to know what was going on!But he summed up and summed up and could only come to one conclusion: "This woman is delusional."

"Delusional disorder?"

"I watched fried eggs with my elder brother just now, ah no, it was the sunrise... When we were watching the sunrise, we didn't say anything, and she shouted, why are you scolding me like that?"

Mao Jixiang pinched his throat and imitated Little Cake to speak: "I'm not a bitch~ I haven't slept with Ouyang Chen~ Don't slander me~"

"..."

"Look, you're also confused." Mao Jixiang patted Qin Yi's shoulder, "Go back to sleep, she's sick, and the ship doctor will come and treat her later."

Qin Yi was still a little worried: "Is it really all right?" The girl looked like she was only seventeen or eighteen years old, and according to the psychological cases she had seen before, it should be a mental disorder caused by family reasons.

Mao Jixiang was too familiar with his allies' routines, so he asked, "Do you want to have a good talk with her?"

This woman has gone crazy like this, normal people know not to approach her casually, it is wise to protect themselves.

He was only joking when he asked this question, who knew that Qin Yi was really going to step forward to enlighten that girl.

ヾ(?｀Д??) My ally is amazing!Wherever he goes, he is an engineer of the human soul.

However at this moment:

--"return."

A voice that was cruel without losing its domineering, overbearing without losing its cruelty sounded.

Although there were only two words, it was enough to hear the man's mania and impatience.

Tang Yutian leaned against the door, his clothes were messier than a small cake, the collar was directly deep V to the abdominal muscles, squinting at them.

Qin Yi said in surprise: "Mr. Tang, why are you awake?"

Don't you usually sleep until eight or nine o'clock, and you will never get up if no one calls.

Regarding this, Tang Yutian sneered: "If you quarrel like this, think I'm blind?"

This familiar tone made Qin Yi heave a sigh of relief.If it's like last night, he really can't adapt.

When Qin Yi approached, Tang Yutian turned around and went in, and said to Hong Bao, "Close the door, if she screams again, use a rag to cover her mouth."

"..."

Okay, you are handsome and you have the final say.

Everyone went back to their respective rooms, leaving Ouyang Chen to run around alone and helpless, the few people who accompanied him had already run away.

Holding the rag in his hand, Hong Bao didn't look sideways, and turned a deaf ear to Ouyang Chen's cry for help.

Ouyang Chen still wanted to call for help, but the girl had already got up from the ground, limping towards him with disheveled hair, with a weird smile on her lips.

Even though it was early morning, I still felt creepy.

"Ha ha……"

She took a few breaths every two steps, and the high heels knocked on the deck, making a tapping sound.

Ouyang Chen ran downstairs like flying, and went down to the third floor in one breath, leaving that lunatic far behind.

This woman had a romantic relationship with him, but he also made it very clear that she was just a tool he used to curry favor with Young Master Bai.Otherwise, he is just an illegitimate daughter of the Wang family, and he won't bother to work hard on her.

But what is the situation now, just play with him.

Compared to Ouyang Chen who fled in the wilderness, Qin Yi and Tang Yutian seemed much calmer.

Qin Yi felt that Mao Jixiang's words of paranoia were too simple. Since she was invited to this party, she must be a very image-conscious person, which can be seen from her attire.Why would a girl who spends more than two hours dressing herself up allow herself to make a fool of herself in public?

"Mr. Tang, I still feel that something is wrong." Qin Yi told him his concerns, and finally came to a conclusion, "There must be other reasons."

Tang Yutian walked into the bedroom with squinted eyes, paused at the door of the bedroom, and replied, "It's not too stupid."

This sentence sounded as if he already knew the reason, and his attitude was casual, obviously he didn't care much.

Qin Yi hesitated for a moment, but still planned to ask further: "...could it be, what's the reason?"

The sun has risen outside, shining on the sea, dispelling the chill brought by the night.

Tang Yutian said: "The daughters of the Wang family are all very interesting. I have met this illegitimate daughter before. She was secretly groped all the way up her thigh under the table, and she didn't change her expression after eating all the tofu. people."

Qin Yi couldn't imagine an underage girl who wouldn't change her expression when encountering such a thing.

"Don't dare to resist, it's very face-saving, for fear that others will find out some clues." Tang Yutian continued, "There are only two reasons why such a person can become hysterical to such a degree because of a trivial matter."

"Of these two reasons, exclude being forced - why exclude it, because I can't see any rewards for doing so, so there is only one possibility left, that there is an external force that changed her mental state."

External force changed... her mental state?

Qin Yi didn't quite understand this sentence, Tang Yutian obviously didn't intend to say anything more.

Before the man walked into the bedroom, he only said one last sentence: "I can't confirm it yet, but try not to touch the meals that will be delivered in the future, and tell Hong Bao what you want to eat."

...Someone drugged the meal? !

In this way, the thirteen that Xiaomei piled up with the fruit peel before is not groundless?

The kitchen, the meals, the insanity.

It's ridiculous that such a thing could happen.

However, this idea was shaken when Mao Jixiang ran over to knock on the door in the afternoon.

When Mao Jixiang entered the door, he checked the surroundings for any suspicious people, and then whispered to him: "I seem to have something wrong."

Qin Yi opened his mouth: "Ah?"

"Really, I have been seeing hallucinations recently. I went to the bathroom to take a shower, opened the door and saw white thighs taking a shower, and then I screamed..."

Mao Jixiang paused strangely when he said this, and then continued: "Another well-dressed white thigh ran over from the bedroom and asked me what was wrong. I rubbed my eyes and found that the white thigh in the bathroom was gone."

Qin Yi felt chills when he heard it, and was about to tell him about the kitchen to make him pay more attention, when Mao Jixiang changed the subject and asked sadly, "Am I going to bend over?"

"..."

"Qiqi, I'm starting to miss the nakedness of Bai's thighs. It's still completely naked."

The author has something to say: sleepy...

qwq wanted to write about hallucinogens, but I have already started to hallucinate myself...

Good night...don't burn your brain...really...still a spoof...or a familiar recipe...