When I Woke Up, I Become a Coquettish B*tch

The small tent set up between Mao Jixiang's legs instantly...

wilted.

The blood all over his body was frozen bit by bit.

Although he now has huge doubts about his own sexuality and sexual function, at the last moment, he professionally pulled his hand out of his underwear, then grabbed the black boxer, and took two deep, deep breaths .

……

The room was silent.

"Congratulations to Silly Bee for successfully completing the task and earning 5 points. Would you like to spend 2 points to buy life-saving props?"

Mao Jixiang's heart was ashamed: "No, there is no need!" These points are hard-earned, and he will not give any points away!

Little villain: "Oh, then I will withdraw first."

When Mao Jixiang finished talking with the cheating system, by the way, he had done a good job of psychological construction, and he slowly raised his hand to remove the black boxer from his face.

Open your eyes and see--

Bai Yu was not wearing any clothes at this time, only a bath towel was wrapped around his waist, and the drops of water on his body hadn't been wiped off yet, so he was wet, flowing down his abdominal muscles...

This figure is even better than what he imagined!

Mao Jixiang felt the warmth of his nose, as if something was slowly flowing down, about to burst through his nostrils and overflow, this feeling was very familiar.

He raised his hand and wiped it, um, red.

ヾ(｀Д) Xiaobaiba, come back!return!Give me a life-extending pill from the underworld!

However, the system of Xiaobaibai is quite individual. It withdraws as soon as it says it, without looking back, and does not give people any chance to breathe. No matter how Mao Jixiang calls it, it is as if it is dead.

Mao Jixiang had no choice but to cover his nose in embarrassment, and with the other hand he struggled to zip up his trousers.

Bai Yu suddenly approached, pressed his hand that was struggling to pull the zipper, bent down, and asked again: "What are you doing?"

Although Bai Yu might just want to interrupt his movements, and want him to listen to him, but this movement... this movement...

"You, you, let go of my little Jiji first." Mao Jixiang waved his hand away, protecting his crotch and shrinking back desperately, "Well, listen to me, I can explain it."

Bai Yu didn't catch up again, he was still standing by the bed, staring at Mao Jixiang who was shivering in the middle of the bed, with a stern expression: "Say it."

On the other side, Qin Yi tried to make a call back, but heard a cold notification prompting that the other party's mobile phone had been shut down due to arrears.

In the middle of the night, where would he go to recharge his phone bill?

He stayed at Tang Yutian's house temporarily this time, and he didn't bring anything with him when he came, so he could only write down the number carefully, and then think of other ways.

Uncle De has already fallen asleep, so he doesn't want to be disturbed.

Suddenly, Tang Yutian's face began to float in front of his eyes again.

I don't know...whether Mr. Tang fell asleep or not.

Qin Yi quietly opened the door a crack, and poked outside, the distance was too far, he didn't see anything, but the voice could still be heard.

'boom. '

It was the sound of a wine bottle being knocked over again.

...It seems that I haven't slept yet.

After thinking about it, Qin Yi decided to ask Tang Yutian for help.

When he was tossing and turning on the bed before, he had already figured it out completely.Alcohol can impair a person's cognitive functions, such as selective focus, cognitive control, and information processing.Especially acute drinking like Tang Yutian's will cause deviations in memory, judgment, analysis, and thinking, leading to abnormal thinking activities and behaviors.

He'll just pay attention later.

Thinking of this, Qin Yi walked over.

Tang Yutian was still sitting on the ground, leaning against the floor-to-ceiling windows.One of the legs is bent, and the hand is hooked on the wine bottle, hanging on the knee.

"Mr. Tang, do you have online banking? I want to ask you to borrow some money." Qin Yi stopped half a meter away from him, and said, "I will return it to you as soon as I get back."

Tang Yutian was a very strange person, he would get drunk halfway through drinking, but when he continued to drink and drank thoroughly, he would become more sober.

He could clearly feel the burning pain in his stomach, the pain seemed to be burning all the internal organs bit by bit.

Oh, money, money again.

Qin Yi's words hit his sore spot.

Six years ago, Tang Ranzhi blocked a catastrophe for him, his spinal cord was damaged and his legs were amputated.He thought that in this world, at least this cousin was sincere to him.But the truth is, Tang Ranzhi really played a good game of chess, playing him in the palm of his hand.

In the final analysis, all this is for money and power.This Su Qi is even more so.

Thought he was drunk?Or, because of that kiss, he thought he was special in his heart, so he dared to ask for money?

Tang Yutian lowered his head, a sneer appeared on the corner of his mouth.Su Qi, thank you for pretending for so long, you finally couldn't hold back anymore.

He supported the wall, stood up from the ground, stumbled while walking, walked up to Qin Yi and asked, "How much do you want?"

Qin Yi thought about it seriously, and then said sincerely, "Fifty."

"50?" Tang Yutian's voice seemed a little surprised.

As long as that?

Compared to Tang Yutian, Qin Yi was only surprised when he heard the huge amount of 50, and quickly shook his head: "No, no, it's 50 yuan."

"To be precise, I want to ask you to help pay the phone bill," Qin Yi said cautiously, "I didn't bring anything here, and my friend is in arrears now, so I can't contact him."

Tang Yutian: "..."

Qin Yi asked again: "Is it possible?"

The plot reversed too quickly, Tang Yutian's already unconscious head started throbbing again when he met those pure and flawless eyes.

He felt that he was really crazy, and actually picked up his mobile phone to help this idiot recharge his phone bill online: "Where is it?"

And the idiot said to him while cleaning up the bottles and jars on the ground: "Both Taobao and Alipay can be recharged. Have you bound your bank card?"

Tang Yutian replied irritably: "I don't know."

What kind of bank card is tied!He always swipes the card.

Which president have you ever seen shop online in person?

Qin Yi thought about it carefully, and then reminded: "Then you can bind Alipay after downloading it... No, your bank card must first activate the online payment function."

"Mr. Tang, you can see if you can bind it first. Alipay recharge can be a few cents cheaper."

"..."

Tang Yutian's IQ of 200+ was impacted by life players at this moment.

After Qin Yi finished tidying up the floor, he went to the kitchen to make him a cup of tea. Adding some lemonade to the tea had the best effect of sobering up.After he finished these, he handed the water glass to Tang Yutian, took his mobile phone and helped him get it up.

Although he doesn't usually play with this kind of touch-screen mobile phone, he rarely socializes with Weibo and WeChat, unless he wants to communicate with students' parents online.But these basic online recharges are still known. After registering, he asked Tang Yutian to enter the card number, and then followed the instructions step by step.

"Okay, you should have activated the online payment function by yourself when you opened the account. This 123 is the account nickname I registered for you. If you don't like it, you can change it." Qin Yi returned the phone to him, " Mr. Tang, now you set up a payment password yourself."

After speaking, Qin Yi turned her head and turned her back to him.

……

Tang Yutian lost six zeros expressionlessly.

"Idiot, all right."

So Qin Yi turned back, clicked on the recharge interface, took out the piece of paper with Mao Jixiang's mobile phone number, and pressed one by one according to it.

The mobile phone was shining brightly, which actually made his facial features more three-dimensional, with delicate eyebrows and a strong scholarly air.

Holding the water glass, Tang Yutian had more and more bizarre thoughts in his mind.

Qin Yi didn't know about his scrutiny. After entering the number, he chose the option of 50 yuan call credit, and then handed him the phone again: "Mr. Tang, enter your payment password."

"..."

So troublesome.

Tang Yutian didn't even bother to pick up the connection this time, so he just touched his hand and lost another six zeros.

The six consecutive attacks came so fast, Qin Yi wanted to close his eyes before it was too late.

"Remember to change your password later, and try not to use six repeated numbers, it's not safe."

While talking, the order has been successfully submitted, Qin Yi returned the phone to him, got up and said goodbye: "Thank you very much, I will definitely pay back the money, and I will return it to you as soon as I go back."

Tang Yutian hummed noncommittally.

Qin Yi said again: "This hangover tea is very useful, drink it while it's hot."

This tea is really useful, he just took a few sips while he was entering the number.The tea has an indescribable taste mixed with lemon, and he would never touch it normally.

But after a few mouthfuls, the uncomfortable burning sensation in the stomach seemed to have really eased a lot.

"Rest early, good night."

After Qin Yi finally finished speaking, she turned and walked towards the room.However, he had just walked a few steps when Tang Yutian asked him from behind: "Who the hell are you?"

This sentence came too suddenly, which made Qin Yi a little nervous. He was not sure whether what Tang Yutian said was what he understood, so he could only open his mouth and say perfunctorily: "...what?"

However, something even more terrifying happened. Tang Yutian changed this question sentence into a statement sentence.

"You are not Su Qi, who are you?"

"I, I don't know what you're talking about," Qin Yichang lied for the first time at such an age, but he didn't have Mao Jixiang's easy-to-talk skills, so he could only blurt out the topic, "... You are still drunk, drink more lemon tea."

Tang Yutian also knew how absurd his idea was, he was just guessing, but the reaction of this person in front of him made him suspicious.

Qin Yi swallowed secretly, and saw the endless coldness in the eyes of the man in front of him: "You... who are you?"

"Who sent you here? What's your purpose in pretending to be Su Qi?"

Fake, impersonate?

No matter how Qin Yi expected it, he never expected that Tang Yutian would have such thoughts.

Tang Yutian said in a deep voice: "This face looks so similar, didn't it take a lot of effort?"

"..."

Qin Yi took two steps back: "I, no, I..."

However, Tang Yutian didn't intend to let him go at all, and babbled some words that he couldn't hear clearly.

Just as Qin Yi wanted to ask, Tang Yutian swayed twice, then lost all strength, and fell on him——

He was knocked back by Tang Yutian and staggered two steps back. He almost lost his footing. He struggled to pull the drunken man: "Mr. Tang? Are you okay...Mr. Tang?"

After calling several times but there was no response, Qin Yi thought to himself that it seemed that he was really drunk.

Now that you're drunk, what you just said...

It must be a joke, right?

The author has something to say: I am afraid that you will dislike the boss if you have white hair [Don't be afraid, I feel that you are already! 】【Director: President x Veteran cadre, hmph, I will pick the name of cp and I’m so ecstatic that I didn’t get stuck today hehe and I posted it early hehehe