Fat dead, reborn
Chapter 141
"Hey, have you heard that Epic Battle is going to release an expansion pack on New Year's Day, and the official announcement has been made, saying that there will be a new battlefield and a new hero."
"So hanging? What is the new battlefield?"
"It seems to be a battlefield for rice cakes. The details will not be known until tonight's update. It is said that the victory or defeat is based on the number of rice cakes obtained. How about buddies, let's go to the Internet cafe at night?"
"Go and go!"
Hao Pang and Du Chenghuai smiled at each other. These two roommates can be regarded as game enthusiasts.I especially love epic battles, and take time to play two games every day.If they knew that the boss behind the epic battle was the third roommate they lived with day and night, they didn't know how they would feel.
"Xiao Pang, Lao Du, do you two want to come together?" It was the oldest of them who spoke, his name was Deng Jing, and everyone called him the boss.
"Boss, you guys are going to play games, what am I going to do, oh, let's see you play? I still don't want to go, you can ask Cheng Huai if you want to go." Hao Pang politely declined.
Deng Jing sighed, and said carelessly: "Do you need to ask? If you don't go, Lao Du will definitely not go either. As long as you two stick together all day long, and Meng is not separated, he will leave you to accompany us Go to an Internet cafe for a night out? Unless the sun comes out from the west!"
Du Chenghuai nodded in agreement, and seeing Hao Pang looking over, he said in a deep voice, "I'm not going."
Deng Jing waved his hand, "It's fine if you don't go, I'm with the second child, maybe we will meet the fifth child and the sixth child in the Internet cafe, hahaha."
Yang Kailin punched him and said angrily: "Don't call me the second child, it sounds ugly."
Deng Jing laughed and said, "Then call you Xiaoer? Hahaha, Yang Xiaoer, serve tea!"
"Go to your uncle!"
"I don't have a master, you fuck me!"
"roll!"
The second child walked away cursing, and the eldest followed up shamelessly.Only Hao Pang and Du Chenghuai were left in the dormitory.Hao Pang thought for a while, but was helpless, "Maybe all four of them will not be here tonight."
"Ah."
"Then let's go on a date. Find a hotel to sleep at night. It's New Year's Eve."
"it is good."
Hao Pang turned off the computer, and took Du Chenghuai to the steakhouse near the school.Not long after entering, Hao Pang noticed a few girls looking here frequently and whispering something.
Hao Pang eats the taste: "On Christmas Eve a few days ago, the apples you received almost filled the dormitory!"
Du Chenghuai said lightly: "But you have eaten them all."
Hao Pang blushed, secretly thinking that the apples of his rivals would definitely be eaten.On the face, he said viciously: "Restrain yourself, don't go wherever you go to seduce you! Look for yourself, there are a group of girls in your direction at seven o'clock who are committing nympho attacks on you!"
Du Chenghuai looked in the direction Hao Pang prompted, and sure enough there was a table of girls peeping at him.Frowning slightly, he got up and walked towards them.
Hao Pang's face changed, this guy won't pick things up, right?Even if they were whispering, it wouldn't be enough to beat them!Being looked at a few times without losing a piece of meat...
Just when Hao Pang was at war between heaven and man, he heard Du Chenghuai say: "Miss, please don't stare at my lover all the time, it will trouble me a lot."
Hao Pang: "..."
"Sorry." One of the girls said, "Then let's change tables."
Du Chenghuai nodded politely, "Please go ahead."
Hao Pang was dumbfounded.
After a while, Du Chenghuai returned to Hao Pang's side, with a look of begging for praise, "Are you satisfied with what I did?"
What else can I say?Hao Pang could only smile wryly and nod, "Satisfied."
"Then there's nothing to say?"
Hao Pang said angrily: "What more do you want to express, you didn't see that those girls stopped looking at you and turned to me!"
Du Chenghuai said aggrievedly: "I have helped you deal with so many rivals in love, yet you still yell at me... Pang Pang, have you changed your mind?"
Hao Pang glared at him, "Are you still eating?"
"eat."
"Then shut up!" Hao Pang slammed the fork into the steak.Du Chenghuai's back stiffened, and he always felt that there was a cold light on the fork.
Du Chenghuai instantly became honest.
After eating the steak, Du Chenghuai asked expectantly: "Pang Pang, where are we going now?"
Hao Pang thought for a while, "What do you think?"
"Watching a movie? Going to the supermarket? Singing karaoke? You think it's boring too, don't you! Then let's have a New Year's Eve!" Du Chenghuai's eyes sparkled.
Hao Pang's head was full of black lines: "New Year's Eve Cannon?"
"I've been holding back for so long. If the school didn't require you to live on campus in the first semester, I would have taken you out a long time ago!" Du Chenghuai frowned, obviously hating this rule.
Hao Pang shrugged: "Why move out? I think it's good to be in the dormitory. The eldest brother and the second child take good care of us. We live together and take care of each other. What's wrong? We can discuss together if we have something to do, and we can stay together if we have nothing to do Playing, isn't that what roommates are like?"
"...You don't want to move?" Du Chenghuai looked at Hao Pang like an abandoned child.
Hao Pang couldn't bear to tease him any more, and said with a smile, "Moving, moving, I'm really afraid of you. I'll move when school starts next year. Are you satisfied?"
Du Chenghuai nodded, "Then let's stay in a hotel tonight!"
The co-author still misses the New Year's Eve cannon.
Hao Pang took advantage of Du Chenghuai's hand when there was no one around, "What's the hurry, there's still so much time, you don't plan to play all night, do you?"
Du Chenghuai secretly thought that's what I thought, but said on the face: "Then where do you want to go?"
"If you don't think about it, let's walk around." Hao Pang wanted to take his hand back, but Du Chenghuai grabbed it tightly.
Du Chenghuai said in a low voice: "Let's go like this, don't worry, everyone is busy with their own affairs, no one will look at us."
"is it?"
"How do you know if you don't try?" Du Chenghuai wrapped Hao Pang's hand into his own, interlocking his fingers, "Even if others see it, so what, you are mine, I hope the whole world knows."
Hao Pang smiled and let him go.
Dazzling neon lights flashed on both sides of the road, and the sound of loudspeakers broke into the eardrums one after another, making it lively and festive.Hao Pang looked around, and found that there were still Christmas trees in many shops, with a variety of small objects hanging on them, which was festive and pleasing.
"There were quite a lot of people on Christmas Day, but today it's a bit bleak." Hao Pang sighed.
"Normally, there are more businesses doing activities on Christmas, and more people come to buy things. Tonight's New Year's Eve, everyone is watching the New Year's Eve party at home and the New Year's Eve concert, so naturally fewer people come to the street." Du Chenghuai watched Said to Hao Pang.
"Yeah, when you say that, I feel a little homesick. My mother is probably eight months old, and every time I call her, I can't say a few words and Uncle Zheng will take care of me. I feel more at ease with him like this. If he doesn't care about anything, I might rush back to see my mother. Cheng Huai, when I go back this winter vacation, my mother will probably give birth, and I will have younger brothers and sisters. Then I will introduce him to you. You know him." Hao Pang said with a smile.
Du Chenghuai nodded solemnly, "Okay, just tell him that I am your man, his brother-in-law."
Hao Pang glared at him, "The child is still young, don't teach him badly."
"Even though you're young, you have to know that."
Hao Pang said helplessly: "The horoscope has not been written yet. Why do we think so much? It is said that if it is a boy, it will be called Zheng Feng, and if it is a girl, it will be called Zheng Xuefeng. Why do they have different names? Now that I'm on the fence with Feng, is it possible that my brother and sister will be little lunatics in the future? That's terrible!"
Du Chenghuai smiled slightly, obviously it was Hao Pang who was talking about it all the time.
Hao Pang said again, "Speaking of which, my younger brother and sister are born, so I, as an older brother, have to show something, right? How about we go buy some toys?"
Du Chenghuai nodded, "Okay."
The two went to the mall and found the toy store. Hao Pang picked up a rattle and shook it, "What do you think of this?"
"This... I also have it at home, so you don't need to buy it."
Hao Pang nodded and put the rattle back to its original place.Immediately took a toy gun, "What do you think of this?"
Du Chenghuai shook his head, "Can a newborn child play with a gun?"
Hao Pang suddenly said: "That's right!" As he spoke, he pulled the trigger by himself, and the toy gun suddenly lit up, and nice music sounded.Hao Pang became playful, and fired several shots at Du Chenghuai, and the cheerful music changed one after another.
The waiter on the side was full of black lines, and finally couldn't bear it anymore and said: "Sir, do you want to buy a gun?"
Hao Pang was puzzled, "Didn't you hear him say that my children are too young to play with guns?"
The waiter frowned and said: "Then can you put the gun back? These are samples, and the batteries are disposable. If you like it, you can buy it. We have an area dedicated to selling batteries. You can play for as long as you want." How long to play."
Hao Pang couldn't help blushing, because the young lady disliked him for being addicted to playing... Hao Pang put the gun back in a complicated mood, and when he turned around, he saw Du Chenghuai was overjoyed.
"Stop laughing!" Hao Pang dragged Du Chenghuai away from the toy city quickly, "You still laugh at me when you lose your old man!"
Du Chenghuai was still happy, "Pang Pang, if you want to play, I'll buy you some more to take home someday, so you can play one day without any repetition."
Hao Pang: "Hehe, if you dare to mention it again, I will change the gun!"
"What gun?"
"Whatever, Old Wang next door? Bar cowboy? Anyone's gun!"
Du Chenghuai's face changed greatly: "How dare you?"
Hao Pang asked with a half-smile, "Do you want to try?"
"My wife, I was wrong! My husband has a gun, you can play with your husband's gun as you like!"
Hao Pang snorted, "Let's go to Watsons."
"What?"
"Buy a set to buy oil, or you hay?"
Du Chenghuai: "..." Why does he always feel a little depressed?Husband is like a ox and a horse, but how can the wife be spoiled and arrogant?Waiting online, very urgent.
142, extra...
Zheng Feng's little baby is three years old this year, at the age when cats hate dogs.
Hao Pang came back from vacation and took him to the supermarket. Baby Zheng Feng was sitting in the trolley, his legs were motionless, but his hands didn’t stop for a moment. When Hao Pang didn’t pay attention, there were many strange things in the trolley. s things.
"Don't take soy sauce, I have it at home! Don't take vinegar, and why buy so many canned fish, you eat?" Hao Pang put the bottles and cans back, and his eyes stayed on the bottom of the cart, "You can't even take this one. !"
"Fun!" Zheng Feng quickly held the exquisitely packaged small bag in his hands, "I want it!"
Hao Panghu frowned, "Hand it over, this is a sanitary napkin, baby can't use it!"
"What is a sanitary napkin?" Zheng Feng looked innocent.
Hao Pang paused, his face flushed slightly, "That's right, it's to prevent side leakage, and it's only used for babies who wet the bed. Do you still wet the bed?"
"I don't wet the bed!" When it came to the issue of dignity, Baby Zheng Feng quickly denied it.
Hao Pang said seriously: "Then you have to put it back."
Baby Zheng Feng nodded.
"Give it to me, I'll put it back for you, remember not to take them again next time, okay?" Hao Pang tempted.
"Can't I use sanitary napkins if I don't wet the bed?" Baby Zheng Feng was still reluctant to part with the soft bag.
"You are three years old, do you still want to be a bedwetting baby?" Hao Pang rubbed Zheng Baobao's hair, "If you want to eat, brother will buy it for you."
The food obviously diverted Zheng Feng's attention a lot.Zheng Baobao thought about it seriously, and said in a milky voice, "I want to eat Tangtang!"
"Okay, what do you want to eat?"
"I want to eat the flavor of the second brother." Zheng Baobao said.
Hao Pang raised his eyebrows: "What smells like the second brother, how can I smell it?"
"Yesterday Uncle Du clearly said that brother's taste is delicious, like milk!" Zheng Baobao tilted his head, wondering.
Hao Pang: "..." Damn it, did the baby hear it last night?Even though the door is closed tightly, can he still hear it?Hao Pang was in a panic and couldn't ask Zheng Baobao where he heard it, so he changed the subject and said, "Well, brother will take you to buy toys, okay?"
"Okay, I want that kind of toy that can make my brother feel comfortable!" Zheng Baobao's eyes were full of anticipation.
Hao Pang: "..." Damn it, what did Baby Zheng hear!
Hao Pang simply stopped asking, and pushed Zheng Feng around, passing by the snack area, Zheng Baobao suddenly became dishonest.
"Brother, I want to eat potato chips! Brother, I want that, that!" Zheng Feng stretched out his chubby hand, shaking it back and forth.
Hao Pang said patiently: "Baby can't eat potato chips, it's not good for your health. Brother, can I buy Alps for you?"
"No, no, I want some potato chips!"
Hao Pang pinched Zheng Feng's little face, "If you still yell for potato chips, I'll throw you to your dad and let him take you. In this way, let alone potato chips, you won't even have candy to eat , tell yourself, do you want to follow me, or follow your father?"
"Follow brother!" Zheng Feng grabbed Hao Pang's sleeve in aggrieved manner.
"Then be good and behave well, brother will accompany you to see the turtle, okay?" Hao Pang coaxed.
Zheng Feng nodded obediently.
Hao Pang heaved a sigh of relief, found two packs of candies from the shelf, and put them in Zheng Feng's hands, "Come on, give me a kiss!"
"buying"
"Good baby!" Hao Pang's heart softened, and he put a lot of biscuits into the cart.
When Hao Pang pushed the baby away, the waitress beside him shook her head sighingly, "All good men have children these days."
……
Hao Pang pushed Baobao Zheng to the toy area, and just as he put Zheng Feng on the carpet, the phone rang.
"You play by yourself first, and I'll answer the phone." Hao Pang patted Zheng Baobao on the head. This area is a place in the mall that specializes in buying toys. There are soft carpets and balls. Besides Zheng Baobao, there are many Little babies are playing here.So Hao Pang was not worried about any accidents to Zheng Fengfeng.
"Hey?"
Du Chenghuai's voice came from over there, "Where is it?"
"Take Zheng Feng for a stroll in the mall."
"Which mall?"
Hao Pang thought for a moment, "Lvyin Mall, what, you want to come?"
"Well, I'll call you when we arrive."
Hao Pang hung up the phone. He didn't expect that Du Chenghuai would really come. He asked Du Chenghuai if he would come. Isn't it tiring to come to him and fly back and forth?
Hao Pang waved his hand, and Baobao Zheng ran over.
"Baby, your Uncle Du said he would come to see us, do you want to see him?" Hao Pang helped Zheng Feng straighten the little Nei Nei who ran out.
Zheng Feng's small face was wrinkled, "I don't want to!"
Hao Pang pretended to be surprised, "Why?"
"He snatched my brother away as soon as he came back!" Zheng Feng hugged Hao Pang's arm tightly, "Uncle Du is a bad guy!"
Hao Pang couldn't laugh or cry.
"Your Uncle Du is not a bad person. He was just playing with his brother and didn't take him away." Hao Pang had no choice but to save his husband some impression points. "He loves you very much and will buy you a lot of toys!"
Zheng Feng snorted arrogantly, "Don't try to deceive children's hearts with toys, I'm not that vulgar person!"
Hao Pang was shocked and said, "Who taught you this?"
"It was shown on TV." Zheng Feng stretched out his hands to Hao Pang, "Brother, hug!"
Hao Pang had no choice but to hug Baobao Zheng, and repeatedly told him: "Don't watch the eight o'clock file with Mom!"
"nice!"
"Do you understand?" Hao Pang asked suspiciously, "Do you know what is shown on TV?"
Zheng Feng said angrily: "I'm not a one or two-year-old child anymore, I can understand it! It's just that some adults refuse to eat and are beaten by their parents, crying and crying, and then someone drives a car and gets hit, crying too Ah cry, I finished watching it while crying."
Hao Pang: "..." I was speechless!
Hao Pang held Zheng Feng's butt and patted it lightly, "What the hell are you watching? Let me tell you, you are not allowed to watch these in the future. Even if you want to watch it, you have to wait until you grow up to watch it. You know. Is it?" I secretly complained to my mother, watching programs that are not suitable for children, crying and crying at every turn, what should I do if I teach the child badly!
At this time, Hao Pang's cell phone rang again.
"Hello? Are you here?" Hao Pang asked in surprise. Isn't this speed a bit fast?
"Um, where are you?"
"Toy City." Hao Pang weighed Zheng Feng in his hand, "But we're leaving, why don't we go find you?"
"No, just wait for me." Du Chenghuai said.
Hao Pang hummed and hung up the phone.
After a while, Du Chenghuai arrived, and he took Zheng Feng from Hao Pang's arms, "I've been waiting for a long time."
Hao Pang shook his head, "It didn't take long, the little guy likes it here anyway, it's okay to stay a little longer."
Du Chenghuai nodded, looked at the little Douding in his hand, the big one and the small one looked at each other with serious expressions.
Hao Pang coughed awkwardly, "Fengfeng, call someone!"
"Uncle Du."
Du Chenghuai raised one eyebrow, "Brother!"
"Uncle Du!"
Du Chenghuai looked at him expressionlessly, "Call me brother!" The threat in his eyes almost came out of the frame.
Zheng Feng trembled, compromised and said: "Brother Du..."
Hao Pang laughed and said, "How old are you and you still get angry with the child. I don't think there's anything wrong with him calling you. You're in your 20s and he's only three years old. It's normal to call you uncle!"
Du Chenghuai glanced at Hao Pang, "No, you look old."
Hao Pang didn't hold back, and burst out laughing.
Zheng Feng poked Du Chenghuai's armpit, "Brother Du, I want that!" The chubby little finger pointed to a toy assault gun.Hao Pang glanced at the price tag, 390, isn’t that too bad?
However, Du Chenghuai nodded without hesitation, and put the assault gun into Zheng Feng's arms.
Hao Pang raised his eyebrows, "Zheng Feng, don't you have a gun at home, why do you need Brother Du to buy it for you? Put it back!"
"No, guns at home are not fun!"
"Put it back!" Hao Pang frowned, "Otherwise, it will be deducted from your pocket money!"
Zheng Feng's eyes widened, and he wanted to cry.
Du Chenghuai glanced at Zheng Feng, then at Hao Pang, and advised, "Forget it, just give it to him if he wants it."
Hao Pang frowned, "You can't spoil him like this, or what if he has to buy toys every time he comes out? You have to let him know that crying like a baby can't get what he wants. If you buy him toys every time he cries, then He will form a wrong mindset, thinking that he can get what he wants just by crying, and if things go on like this, wouldn’t he be useless?"
"Xiao Pang, you are thinking too seriously." Du Chenghuai said disapprovingly, "The child should be taught slowly, and it will not be too late to educate him when he is older."
Hao Pang glared at him, "You'll spoil him like this!"
Du Chenghuai put Zheng Feng into the trolley, bent down to adjust Hao Pang's tie, and then kissed Hao Pang on the forehead, "Honey, it seems that you really like children."
Hao Pang laughed and said: "I like children? I am so fierce to him, do I seem to like him?" Hao Pang glanced at Zheng Feng, but found that the child was not as unhappy as he imagined, but his eyes Looking at him watery, full of admiration.
"It's because you like him that you think about him in every way. In my opinion, Mom gave Xiaofeng to us to take care of him. She just hoped that we could rely on him in the future. But I, as long as I give him what he wants, I can get Xiaofeng. You are the only one who truly considers that Xiaofeng will not grow crooked."
Hao Pang's ears turned red, "Is he my younger brother? I have to take him well. I know you purposely said this in front of him to let him remember me, but it's really unnecessary. I also know what my mother thinks. But I don't think this is very good. Xiaofeng is Uncle Zheng's child, and the two of us should not be his responsibility. Besides, we are only so old, so it's a bit early to think about the rest of our lives. Besides..."
"Don't say it!"
"Your family has been persuading you to find a surrogate, I think it can be considered..."
"Hao Pang!" Du Chenghuai's face became ugly, he was gripping the handrail of the cart tightly, almost deforming it, "Don't force me to do you here!"
Hao Pang pursed his lips, but he still didn't say anything after all.
"Brother, Uncle Du, are you arguing?" Zheng Feng murmured.
Hao Pang touched his head, "It's okay, don't worry."
Zheng Baobao said: "Brother, you are lying. When two people quarreled on TV, they would cry. After crying, they would kiss together. Why don't you cry and kiss together?"
Hao Pang: "..."
Du Chenghuai: "..."
Without waiting for Hao Pang to explain, Du Chenghuai clasped Hao Pang's chin, and a fierce and quick kiss fell, and the mouths of the two of them immediately overflowed with the smell of iron rust.In the end, Du Chenghuai withdrew from Hao Pang's mouth, "I won't be a surrogate, give up."
Hao Pang rubbed his swollen lips, not daring to look at the people around him.
Du Chenghuai said viciously: "Go home!" The movement of supporting Hao Pang's lower back was exceptionally gentle.
The waitress who watched the whole process shook her head and sighed, "A good man these days either has a child, or is with another man, alas..."
……
Another sunny summer day.
Hao Pang pushed the stroller and walked towards the Golden Bean Miao Company.
Speaking of Jindou Miao, it is an emerging one-stop service chain company for infants and young children in recent years.The reputation and quality are very good. There are not only a playground designed for children, but also a swimming pool where bathing and massage are performed at the same time.
Hao Pang heard that a Golden Bean Miao opened near the stadium, and immediately went to line up to get a card.
No, it just so happens that the company has nothing important to do these days, so Hao Pang brought Zheng Feng to experience it the next day.
The golden bean seedlings are not large in scale, but the environment is very good.Located in the stadium, there are artificial vegetation nearby, and the outside of the stadium is not open to traffic, so that the safety of babies and parents is guaranteed.It can be said that the site selection of Jindou Miao is very discerning.
Hao Pang pushed the baby carriage into the gate of Jindou Miao.
The air-conditioning was very comfortable. Hao Pang walked to the counter and handed the card to the staff.After the staff scanned it with the machine, they smiled and said, "Your card can be used fifty times. What service do you need?"
Hao Pang lowered his head and asked Zheng Feng, "Do you want to go to the playground or go swimming?"
"Swimming!" Zheng Baobao said imposingly.
Hao Pang smiled and nodded, "Go swimming."
"Okay sir, please do that." The staff handed Hao Pang the card and a small bracelet, guessing that the bracelet should be the certificate for entering and leaving the swimming pool.There was a guide in front, and Hao Pang followed the guide and pushed Zheng Feng to the front of the swimming pool.
The swimming pool is not big, but there are already five or six children swimming in it.Each child looks to be only two or three years old, and there is a swimming ring on the waist.And next to the swimming pool, there are four small swimming pools, which seem to be the size of ordinary fish tanks, and can be hugged with two arms spread out.
In the small swimming pool, there are several months old babies flopping in it, and their swimming rings are hung around their necks to ensure their balance and safety.
Several technicians surrounded the swimming pool, massaging the children respectively.
As soon as Hao Pang walked in, someone greeted him, "Kids have to take a bath before they can go swimming. Please show me your bracelet."
Hao Pang showed the bracelet to the other party.
"This child's number is eighteen." As she spoke, she took a swimming ring with "18" written on it from the side. "You can wait by the side, or you can leave the child to us. After waiting for an hour, Then give us the bracelet and take the child back."
Hao Pang frowned and said, "Is it bad for your body to soak for an hour?"
The technician smiled and said: "You can rest assured that we have added some medicinal powders that are good for the baby's skin in the water and will not harm the baby's delicate skin. Of course, it is really bad to soak for too long, so please be sure to wash it after an hour. Take the baby back, or we will take the baby out too."
Hao Pang nodded in satisfaction, "Sounds good. Fengfeng, you go take a bath with your sister, and I'll watch you, okay?"
Zheng Feng nodded obediently.
The female technician smiled and said, "Sir, your son is so cute and obedient."
"This is my younger brother." Hao Pang said awkwardly.
The female technician said embarrassedly: "Is that so, sorry, so you are not married yet?"
"already married."
The female technician regretted: "That's really a pity."
Hao Pang could only apologize.
Zheng Feng was stripped of his clothes and pants, and the technician carefully washed him, when suddenly Hao Pang's phone vibrated.
"Come out, I'll wait for you outside. - Du Chenghuai."
Hao Pang was slightly taken aback, and looked outside, and sure enough, he saw a black figure poking his head outside.
Hao Pang walked up to Du Chenghuai suspiciously, "Why are you here?"
"My daughter-in-law is missing, I'll come out to look for it." Du Chenghuai said lightly.
Hao Pang's mouth twitched, "Didn't I tell you to bring Fengfeng to Jindou Miao today?"
"Oh, I forgot." Du Chenghuai said nonsense seriously.
Hao Pang also lost his temper, "Then why are you here, help me take care of the children, are you so busy?"
Speaking of which, Hao Pang should have been very busy at first, but he wisely promoted Huang Feijie to be the president, and since Huang Feijie took care of major and minor matters, he was free.However, he is also looking for new investments these days, but there is no suitable one yet.
Du Chenghuai said angrily: "Didn't you see that those female technicians are secretly looking at you?"
"Why are they looking at me? They are all busy massaging their children, how can they have time to look at me? Don't be so jealous!"
Du Chenghuai pulled Hao Pang aside, "I can see clearly!" When his fingers touched the ring he gave Hao Pang, he felt a little better.
"It's so weird to look at me? Besides, I told them that I'm married! What else do you think of me?"
Du Chenghuai was stunned for a moment, "You told them you were married?"
"if not?"
"They all know you're married and still peek at you!" Du Chenghuai's face darkened, "No, I have to beat them up!"
Hao Pang was about to laugh out of anger, "Screw me, be more honest!"
Du Chenghuai still looked at those female technicians with unkind eyes.
"What are you afraid of? Do I have any improper relationship with them? Are you doubting me? I'm just so untrustworthy?" Hao Pang stared at Du Chenghuai. He was as calm as ice before, but now he is as irritable as a volcano. Is this the legendary menopause?
Du Chenghuai was really irritable, because he found that more and more girls were coveting his Hao Pang!This has greatly exceeded his tolerance!
He completely forgot that there are many more people who covet him than those who covet Hao Pang!
"You come with me!"
Hao Pang refused: "Fengfeng is still taking a bath!"
Du Chenghuai didn't care what Hao Pang said, he bent down and hugged Hao Pang.
"Put me down!" Hao Pang didn't dare to shout too loudly for fear of being seen by others.
However, Du Chenghuai chose a relatively remote route, opened the door, and let Hao Pang in.
Hao Pang looked around, and it looked like a room where children piled up building blocks. It was left unused because it hadn't been fully built yet.
"What are you doing?" Hao Pang said angrily.
"What? Fuck you!"
……
"Little friend, why isn't your brother coming?" the female technician asked while giving Zheng Feng a massage.
Zheng Feng tilted his head, not knowing where Hao Pang went.He shook his head, and suddenly said: "Sister, you are so pretty, can you be my sister-in-law?"
The female technician blushed, "But your brother is already married?"
"No, he lied to you. He's still single!" Zheng Feng said excitedly, "My brother is fine. Not only is he the boss of a big company, he owns a house and a car, he's also young, handsome and caring!" Hearing from what Hao Qilan said, Hao Qilan is looking for a partner for Hao Pang recently, so he can recite these words!
The female technician's eyes lit up.
At this time, Du Chenghuai walked in and called out to take away child No. 18.
The female technician frowned, "Did you make a mistake, the gentleman who just sent NO.18 in was not you."
Du Chenghuai ignored him, and shouted directly, "Zheng Feng, let's go!"
Zheng Feng reluctantly nodded at the female technician.
While wiping Zheng Feng's body, the female technician asked curiously, "Who is this person?"
Zheng Feng glanced at Du Chenghuai, "He's a bad guy!"
The female technician's eyes widened, "Then what should I do, let me call your brother?"
"No need," Zheng Fengsheng said indifferently, "This is our family relationship."
"But didn't you ask me to be your sister-in-law?" the female technician said with a blushing face.
Suddenly, a tall man stood in front of her and said coldly, "Whose sister-in-law do you think you want to be?"
The female technician was so overwhelmed by Du Chenghuai's aura that she could only murmur: "I...I..."
"Let me tell you, his second brother is my lover, you'd better not make such crooked ideas. And you kid, if you get a peach blossom for your second brother, I'll beat you until your own mother doesn't even know her!"
Hao Pang, who came late outside the door: ...
I don't know why, but his family, Du Chenghuai, is more and more inclined to evolve a tyrannosaurus?
The author has something to say: the rest of the episodes who have been harmonized will meet you in the group one after another hehehe
Everyone, see you next time, mua
"So hanging? What is the new battlefield?"
"It seems to be a battlefield for rice cakes. The details will not be known until tonight's update. It is said that the victory or defeat is based on the number of rice cakes obtained. How about buddies, let's go to the Internet cafe at night?"
"Go and go!"
Hao Pang and Du Chenghuai smiled at each other. These two roommates can be regarded as game enthusiasts.I especially love epic battles, and take time to play two games every day.If they knew that the boss behind the epic battle was the third roommate they lived with day and night, they didn't know how they would feel.
"Xiao Pang, Lao Du, do you two want to come together?" It was the oldest of them who spoke, his name was Deng Jing, and everyone called him the boss.
"Boss, you guys are going to play games, what am I going to do, oh, let's see you play? I still don't want to go, you can ask Cheng Huai if you want to go." Hao Pang politely declined.
Deng Jing sighed, and said carelessly: "Do you need to ask? If you don't go, Lao Du will definitely not go either. As long as you two stick together all day long, and Meng is not separated, he will leave you to accompany us Go to an Internet cafe for a night out? Unless the sun comes out from the west!"
Du Chenghuai nodded in agreement, and seeing Hao Pang looking over, he said in a deep voice, "I'm not going."
Deng Jing waved his hand, "It's fine if you don't go, I'm with the second child, maybe we will meet the fifth child and the sixth child in the Internet cafe, hahaha."
Yang Kailin punched him and said angrily: "Don't call me the second child, it sounds ugly."
Deng Jing laughed and said, "Then call you Xiaoer? Hahaha, Yang Xiaoer, serve tea!"
"Go to your uncle!"
"I don't have a master, you fuck me!"
"roll!"
The second child walked away cursing, and the eldest followed up shamelessly.Only Hao Pang and Du Chenghuai were left in the dormitory.Hao Pang thought for a while, but was helpless, "Maybe all four of them will not be here tonight."
"Ah."
"Then let's go on a date. Find a hotel to sleep at night. It's New Year's Eve."
"it is good."
Hao Pang turned off the computer, and took Du Chenghuai to the steakhouse near the school.Not long after entering, Hao Pang noticed a few girls looking here frequently and whispering something.
Hao Pang eats the taste: "On Christmas Eve a few days ago, the apples you received almost filled the dormitory!"
Du Chenghuai said lightly: "But you have eaten them all."
Hao Pang blushed, secretly thinking that the apples of his rivals would definitely be eaten.On the face, he said viciously: "Restrain yourself, don't go wherever you go to seduce you! Look for yourself, there are a group of girls in your direction at seven o'clock who are committing nympho attacks on you!"
Du Chenghuai looked in the direction Hao Pang prompted, and sure enough there was a table of girls peeping at him.Frowning slightly, he got up and walked towards them.
Hao Pang's face changed, this guy won't pick things up, right?Even if they were whispering, it wouldn't be enough to beat them!Being looked at a few times without losing a piece of meat...
Just when Hao Pang was at war between heaven and man, he heard Du Chenghuai say: "Miss, please don't stare at my lover all the time, it will trouble me a lot."
Hao Pang: "..."
"Sorry." One of the girls said, "Then let's change tables."
Du Chenghuai nodded politely, "Please go ahead."
Hao Pang was dumbfounded.
After a while, Du Chenghuai returned to Hao Pang's side, with a look of begging for praise, "Are you satisfied with what I did?"
What else can I say?Hao Pang could only smile wryly and nod, "Satisfied."
"Then there's nothing to say?"
Hao Pang said angrily: "What more do you want to express, you didn't see that those girls stopped looking at you and turned to me!"
Du Chenghuai said aggrievedly: "I have helped you deal with so many rivals in love, yet you still yell at me... Pang Pang, have you changed your mind?"
Hao Pang glared at him, "Are you still eating?"
"eat."
"Then shut up!" Hao Pang slammed the fork into the steak.Du Chenghuai's back stiffened, and he always felt that there was a cold light on the fork.
Du Chenghuai instantly became honest.
After eating the steak, Du Chenghuai asked expectantly: "Pang Pang, where are we going now?"
Hao Pang thought for a while, "What do you think?"
"Watching a movie? Going to the supermarket? Singing karaoke? You think it's boring too, don't you! Then let's have a New Year's Eve!" Du Chenghuai's eyes sparkled.
Hao Pang's head was full of black lines: "New Year's Eve Cannon?"
"I've been holding back for so long. If the school didn't require you to live on campus in the first semester, I would have taken you out a long time ago!" Du Chenghuai frowned, obviously hating this rule.
Hao Pang shrugged: "Why move out? I think it's good to be in the dormitory. The eldest brother and the second child take good care of us. We live together and take care of each other. What's wrong? We can discuss together if we have something to do, and we can stay together if we have nothing to do Playing, isn't that what roommates are like?"
"...You don't want to move?" Du Chenghuai looked at Hao Pang like an abandoned child.
Hao Pang couldn't bear to tease him any more, and said with a smile, "Moving, moving, I'm really afraid of you. I'll move when school starts next year. Are you satisfied?"
Du Chenghuai nodded, "Then let's stay in a hotel tonight!"
The co-author still misses the New Year's Eve cannon.
Hao Pang took advantage of Du Chenghuai's hand when there was no one around, "What's the hurry, there's still so much time, you don't plan to play all night, do you?"
Du Chenghuai secretly thought that's what I thought, but said on the face: "Then where do you want to go?"
"If you don't think about it, let's walk around." Hao Pang wanted to take his hand back, but Du Chenghuai grabbed it tightly.
Du Chenghuai said in a low voice: "Let's go like this, don't worry, everyone is busy with their own affairs, no one will look at us."
"is it?"
"How do you know if you don't try?" Du Chenghuai wrapped Hao Pang's hand into his own, interlocking his fingers, "Even if others see it, so what, you are mine, I hope the whole world knows."
Hao Pang smiled and let him go.
Dazzling neon lights flashed on both sides of the road, and the sound of loudspeakers broke into the eardrums one after another, making it lively and festive.Hao Pang looked around, and found that there were still Christmas trees in many shops, with a variety of small objects hanging on them, which was festive and pleasing.
"There were quite a lot of people on Christmas Day, but today it's a bit bleak." Hao Pang sighed.
"Normally, there are more businesses doing activities on Christmas, and more people come to buy things. Tonight's New Year's Eve, everyone is watching the New Year's Eve party at home and the New Year's Eve concert, so naturally fewer people come to the street." Du Chenghuai watched Said to Hao Pang.
"Yeah, when you say that, I feel a little homesick. My mother is probably eight months old, and every time I call her, I can't say a few words and Uncle Zheng will take care of me. I feel more at ease with him like this. If he doesn't care about anything, I might rush back to see my mother. Cheng Huai, when I go back this winter vacation, my mother will probably give birth, and I will have younger brothers and sisters. Then I will introduce him to you. You know him." Hao Pang said with a smile.
Du Chenghuai nodded solemnly, "Okay, just tell him that I am your man, his brother-in-law."
Hao Pang glared at him, "The child is still young, don't teach him badly."
"Even though you're young, you have to know that."
Hao Pang said helplessly: "The horoscope has not been written yet. Why do we think so much? It is said that if it is a boy, it will be called Zheng Feng, and if it is a girl, it will be called Zheng Xuefeng. Why do they have different names? Now that I'm on the fence with Feng, is it possible that my brother and sister will be little lunatics in the future? That's terrible!"
Du Chenghuai smiled slightly, obviously it was Hao Pang who was talking about it all the time.
Hao Pang said again, "Speaking of which, my younger brother and sister are born, so I, as an older brother, have to show something, right? How about we go buy some toys?"
Du Chenghuai nodded, "Okay."
The two went to the mall and found the toy store. Hao Pang picked up a rattle and shook it, "What do you think of this?"
"This... I also have it at home, so you don't need to buy it."
Hao Pang nodded and put the rattle back to its original place.Immediately took a toy gun, "What do you think of this?"
Du Chenghuai shook his head, "Can a newborn child play with a gun?"
Hao Pang suddenly said: "That's right!" As he spoke, he pulled the trigger by himself, and the toy gun suddenly lit up, and nice music sounded.Hao Pang became playful, and fired several shots at Du Chenghuai, and the cheerful music changed one after another.
The waiter on the side was full of black lines, and finally couldn't bear it anymore and said: "Sir, do you want to buy a gun?"
Hao Pang was puzzled, "Didn't you hear him say that my children are too young to play with guns?"
The waiter frowned and said: "Then can you put the gun back? These are samples, and the batteries are disposable. If you like it, you can buy it. We have an area dedicated to selling batteries. You can play for as long as you want." How long to play."
Hao Pang couldn't help blushing, because the young lady disliked him for being addicted to playing... Hao Pang put the gun back in a complicated mood, and when he turned around, he saw Du Chenghuai was overjoyed.
"Stop laughing!" Hao Pang dragged Du Chenghuai away from the toy city quickly, "You still laugh at me when you lose your old man!"
Du Chenghuai was still happy, "Pang Pang, if you want to play, I'll buy you some more to take home someday, so you can play one day without any repetition."
Hao Pang: "Hehe, if you dare to mention it again, I will change the gun!"
"What gun?"
"Whatever, Old Wang next door? Bar cowboy? Anyone's gun!"
Du Chenghuai's face changed greatly: "How dare you?"
Hao Pang asked with a half-smile, "Do you want to try?"
"My wife, I was wrong! My husband has a gun, you can play with your husband's gun as you like!"
Hao Pang snorted, "Let's go to Watsons."
"What?"
"Buy a set to buy oil, or you hay?"
Du Chenghuai: "..." Why does he always feel a little depressed?Husband is like a ox and a horse, but how can the wife be spoiled and arrogant?Waiting online, very urgent.
142, extra...
Zheng Feng's little baby is three years old this year, at the age when cats hate dogs.
Hao Pang came back from vacation and took him to the supermarket. Baby Zheng Feng was sitting in the trolley, his legs were motionless, but his hands didn’t stop for a moment. When Hao Pang didn’t pay attention, there were many strange things in the trolley. s things.
"Don't take soy sauce, I have it at home! Don't take vinegar, and why buy so many canned fish, you eat?" Hao Pang put the bottles and cans back, and his eyes stayed on the bottom of the cart, "You can't even take this one. !"
"Fun!" Zheng Feng quickly held the exquisitely packaged small bag in his hands, "I want it!"
Hao Panghu frowned, "Hand it over, this is a sanitary napkin, baby can't use it!"
"What is a sanitary napkin?" Zheng Feng looked innocent.
Hao Pang paused, his face flushed slightly, "That's right, it's to prevent side leakage, and it's only used for babies who wet the bed. Do you still wet the bed?"
"I don't wet the bed!" When it came to the issue of dignity, Baby Zheng Feng quickly denied it.
Hao Pang said seriously: "Then you have to put it back."
Baby Zheng Feng nodded.
"Give it to me, I'll put it back for you, remember not to take them again next time, okay?" Hao Pang tempted.
"Can't I use sanitary napkins if I don't wet the bed?" Baby Zheng Feng was still reluctant to part with the soft bag.
"You are three years old, do you still want to be a bedwetting baby?" Hao Pang rubbed Zheng Baobao's hair, "If you want to eat, brother will buy it for you."
The food obviously diverted Zheng Feng's attention a lot.Zheng Baobao thought about it seriously, and said in a milky voice, "I want to eat Tangtang!"
"Okay, what do you want to eat?"
"I want to eat the flavor of the second brother." Zheng Baobao said.
Hao Pang raised his eyebrows: "What smells like the second brother, how can I smell it?"
"Yesterday Uncle Du clearly said that brother's taste is delicious, like milk!" Zheng Baobao tilted his head, wondering.
Hao Pang: "..." Damn it, did the baby hear it last night?Even though the door is closed tightly, can he still hear it?Hao Pang was in a panic and couldn't ask Zheng Baobao where he heard it, so he changed the subject and said, "Well, brother will take you to buy toys, okay?"
"Okay, I want that kind of toy that can make my brother feel comfortable!" Zheng Baobao's eyes were full of anticipation.
Hao Pang: "..." Damn it, what did Baby Zheng hear!
Hao Pang simply stopped asking, and pushed Zheng Feng around, passing by the snack area, Zheng Baobao suddenly became dishonest.
"Brother, I want to eat potato chips! Brother, I want that, that!" Zheng Feng stretched out his chubby hand, shaking it back and forth.
Hao Pang said patiently: "Baby can't eat potato chips, it's not good for your health. Brother, can I buy Alps for you?"
"No, no, I want some potato chips!"
Hao Pang pinched Zheng Feng's little face, "If you still yell for potato chips, I'll throw you to your dad and let him take you. In this way, let alone potato chips, you won't even have candy to eat , tell yourself, do you want to follow me, or follow your father?"
"Follow brother!" Zheng Feng grabbed Hao Pang's sleeve in aggrieved manner.
"Then be good and behave well, brother will accompany you to see the turtle, okay?" Hao Pang coaxed.
Zheng Feng nodded obediently.
Hao Pang heaved a sigh of relief, found two packs of candies from the shelf, and put them in Zheng Feng's hands, "Come on, give me a kiss!"
"buying"
"Good baby!" Hao Pang's heart softened, and he put a lot of biscuits into the cart.
When Hao Pang pushed the baby away, the waitress beside him shook her head sighingly, "All good men have children these days."
……
Hao Pang pushed Baobao Zheng to the toy area, and just as he put Zheng Feng on the carpet, the phone rang.
"You play by yourself first, and I'll answer the phone." Hao Pang patted Zheng Baobao on the head. This area is a place in the mall that specializes in buying toys. There are soft carpets and balls. Besides Zheng Baobao, there are many Little babies are playing here.So Hao Pang was not worried about any accidents to Zheng Fengfeng.
"Hey?"
Du Chenghuai's voice came from over there, "Where is it?"
"Take Zheng Feng for a stroll in the mall."
"Which mall?"
Hao Pang thought for a moment, "Lvyin Mall, what, you want to come?"
"Well, I'll call you when we arrive."
Hao Pang hung up the phone. He didn't expect that Du Chenghuai would really come. He asked Du Chenghuai if he would come. Isn't it tiring to come to him and fly back and forth?
Hao Pang waved his hand, and Baobao Zheng ran over.
"Baby, your Uncle Du said he would come to see us, do you want to see him?" Hao Pang helped Zheng Feng straighten the little Nei Nei who ran out.
Zheng Feng's small face was wrinkled, "I don't want to!"
Hao Pang pretended to be surprised, "Why?"
"He snatched my brother away as soon as he came back!" Zheng Feng hugged Hao Pang's arm tightly, "Uncle Du is a bad guy!"
Hao Pang couldn't laugh or cry.
"Your Uncle Du is not a bad person. He was just playing with his brother and didn't take him away." Hao Pang had no choice but to save his husband some impression points. "He loves you very much and will buy you a lot of toys!"
Zheng Feng snorted arrogantly, "Don't try to deceive children's hearts with toys, I'm not that vulgar person!"
Hao Pang was shocked and said, "Who taught you this?"
"It was shown on TV." Zheng Feng stretched out his hands to Hao Pang, "Brother, hug!"
Hao Pang had no choice but to hug Baobao Zheng, and repeatedly told him: "Don't watch the eight o'clock file with Mom!"
"nice!"
"Do you understand?" Hao Pang asked suspiciously, "Do you know what is shown on TV?"
Zheng Feng said angrily: "I'm not a one or two-year-old child anymore, I can understand it! It's just that some adults refuse to eat and are beaten by their parents, crying and crying, and then someone drives a car and gets hit, crying too Ah cry, I finished watching it while crying."
Hao Pang: "..." I was speechless!
Hao Pang held Zheng Feng's butt and patted it lightly, "What the hell are you watching? Let me tell you, you are not allowed to watch these in the future. Even if you want to watch it, you have to wait until you grow up to watch it. You know. Is it?" I secretly complained to my mother, watching programs that are not suitable for children, crying and crying at every turn, what should I do if I teach the child badly!
At this time, Hao Pang's cell phone rang again.
"Hello? Are you here?" Hao Pang asked in surprise. Isn't this speed a bit fast?
"Um, where are you?"
"Toy City." Hao Pang weighed Zheng Feng in his hand, "But we're leaving, why don't we go find you?"
"No, just wait for me." Du Chenghuai said.
Hao Pang hummed and hung up the phone.
After a while, Du Chenghuai arrived, and he took Zheng Feng from Hao Pang's arms, "I've been waiting for a long time."
Hao Pang shook his head, "It didn't take long, the little guy likes it here anyway, it's okay to stay a little longer."
Du Chenghuai nodded, looked at the little Douding in his hand, the big one and the small one looked at each other with serious expressions.
Hao Pang coughed awkwardly, "Fengfeng, call someone!"
"Uncle Du."
Du Chenghuai raised one eyebrow, "Brother!"
"Uncle Du!"
Du Chenghuai looked at him expressionlessly, "Call me brother!" The threat in his eyes almost came out of the frame.
Zheng Feng trembled, compromised and said: "Brother Du..."
Hao Pang laughed and said, "How old are you and you still get angry with the child. I don't think there's anything wrong with him calling you. You're in your 20s and he's only three years old. It's normal to call you uncle!"
Du Chenghuai glanced at Hao Pang, "No, you look old."
Hao Pang didn't hold back, and burst out laughing.
Zheng Feng poked Du Chenghuai's armpit, "Brother Du, I want that!" The chubby little finger pointed to a toy assault gun.Hao Pang glanced at the price tag, 390, isn’t that too bad?
However, Du Chenghuai nodded without hesitation, and put the assault gun into Zheng Feng's arms.
Hao Pang raised his eyebrows, "Zheng Feng, don't you have a gun at home, why do you need Brother Du to buy it for you? Put it back!"
"No, guns at home are not fun!"
"Put it back!" Hao Pang frowned, "Otherwise, it will be deducted from your pocket money!"
Zheng Feng's eyes widened, and he wanted to cry.
Du Chenghuai glanced at Zheng Feng, then at Hao Pang, and advised, "Forget it, just give it to him if he wants it."
Hao Pang frowned, "You can't spoil him like this, or what if he has to buy toys every time he comes out? You have to let him know that crying like a baby can't get what he wants. If you buy him toys every time he cries, then He will form a wrong mindset, thinking that he can get what he wants just by crying, and if things go on like this, wouldn’t he be useless?"
"Xiao Pang, you are thinking too seriously." Du Chenghuai said disapprovingly, "The child should be taught slowly, and it will not be too late to educate him when he is older."
Hao Pang glared at him, "You'll spoil him like this!"
Du Chenghuai put Zheng Feng into the trolley, bent down to adjust Hao Pang's tie, and then kissed Hao Pang on the forehead, "Honey, it seems that you really like children."
Hao Pang laughed and said: "I like children? I am so fierce to him, do I seem to like him?" Hao Pang glanced at Zheng Feng, but found that the child was not as unhappy as he imagined, but his eyes Looking at him watery, full of admiration.
"It's because you like him that you think about him in every way. In my opinion, Mom gave Xiaofeng to us to take care of him. She just hoped that we could rely on him in the future. But I, as long as I give him what he wants, I can get Xiaofeng. You are the only one who truly considers that Xiaofeng will not grow crooked."
Hao Pang's ears turned red, "Is he my younger brother? I have to take him well. I know you purposely said this in front of him to let him remember me, but it's really unnecessary. I also know what my mother thinks. But I don't think this is very good. Xiaofeng is Uncle Zheng's child, and the two of us should not be his responsibility. Besides, we are only so old, so it's a bit early to think about the rest of our lives. Besides..."
"Don't say it!"
"Your family has been persuading you to find a surrogate, I think it can be considered..."
"Hao Pang!" Du Chenghuai's face became ugly, he was gripping the handrail of the cart tightly, almost deforming it, "Don't force me to do you here!"
Hao Pang pursed his lips, but he still didn't say anything after all.
"Brother, Uncle Du, are you arguing?" Zheng Feng murmured.
Hao Pang touched his head, "It's okay, don't worry."
Zheng Baobao said: "Brother, you are lying. When two people quarreled on TV, they would cry. After crying, they would kiss together. Why don't you cry and kiss together?"
Hao Pang: "..."
Du Chenghuai: "..."
Without waiting for Hao Pang to explain, Du Chenghuai clasped Hao Pang's chin, and a fierce and quick kiss fell, and the mouths of the two of them immediately overflowed with the smell of iron rust.In the end, Du Chenghuai withdrew from Hao Pang's mouth, "I won't be a surrogate, give up."
Hao Pang rubbed his swollen lips, not daring to look at the people around him.
Du Chenghuai said viciously: "Go home!" The movement of supporting Hao Pang's lower back was exceptionally gentle.
The waitress who watched the whole process shook her head and sighed, "A good man these days either has a child, or is with another man, alas..."
……
Another sunny summer day.
Hao Pang pushed the stroller and walked towards the Golden Bean Miao Company.
Speaking of Jindou Miao, it is an emerging one-stop service chain company for infants and young children in recent years.The reputation and quality are very good. There are not only a playground designed for children, but also a swimming pool where bathing and massage are performed at the same time.
Hao Pang heard that a Golden Bean Miao opened near the stadium, and immediately went to line up to get a card.
No, it just so happens that the company has nothing important to do these days, so Hao Pang brought Zheng Feng to experience it the next day.
The golden bean seedlings are not large in scale, but the environment is very good.Located in the stadium, there are artificial vegetation nearby, and the outside of the stadium is not open to traffic, so that the safety of babies and parents is guaranteed.It can be said that the site selection of Jindou Miao is very discerning.
Hao Pang pushed the baby carriage into the gate of Jindou Miao.
The air-conditioning was very comfortable. Hao Pang walked to the counter and handed the card to the staff.After the staff scanned it with the machine, they smiled and said, "Your card can be used fifty times. What service do you need?"
Hao Pang lowered his head and asked Zheng Feng, "Do you want to go to the playground or go swimming?"
"Swimming!" Zheng Baobao said imposingly.
Hao Pang smiled and nodded, "Go swimming."
"Okay sir, please do that." The staff handed Hao Pang the card and a small bracelet, guessing that the bracelet should be the certificate for entering and leaving the swimming pool.There was a guide in front, and Hao Pang followed the guide and pushed Zheng Feng to the front of the swimming pool.
The swimming pool is not big, but there are already five or six children swimming in it.Each child looks to be only two or three years old, and there is a swimming ring on the waist.And next to the swimming pool, there are four small swimming pools, which seem to be the size of ordinary fish tanks, and can be hugged with two arms spread out.
In the small swimming pool, there are several months old babies flopping in it, and their swimming rings are hung around their necks to ensure their balance and safety.
Several technicians surrounded the swimming pool, massaging the children respectively.
As soon as Hao Pang walked in, someone greeted him, "Kids have to take a bath before they can go swimming. Please show me your bracelet."
Hao Pang showed the bracelet to the other party.
"This child's number is eighteen." As she spoke, she took a swimming ring with "18" written on it from the side. "You can wait by the side, or you can leave the child to us. After waiting for an hour, Then give us the bracelet and take the child back."
Hao Pang frowned and said, "Is it bad for your body to soak for an hour?"
The technician smiled and said: "You can rest assured that we have added some medicinal powders that are good for the baby's skin in the water and will not harm the baby's delicate skin. Of course, it is really bad to soak for too long, so please be sure to wash it after an hour. Take the baby back, or we will take the baby out too."
Hao Pang nodded in satisfaction, "Sounds good. Fengfeng, you go take a bath with your sister, and I'll watch you, okay?"
Zheng Feng nodded obediently.
The female technician smiled and said, "Sir, your son is so cute and obedient."
"This is my younger brother." Hao Pang said awkwardly.
The female technician said embarrassedly: "Is that so, sorry, so you are not married yet?"
"already married."
The female technician regretted: "That's really a pity."
Hao Pang could only apologize.
Zheng Feng was stripped of his clothes and pants, and the technician carefully washed him, when suddenly Hao Pang's phone vibrated.
"Come out, I'll wait for you outside. - Du Chenghuai."
Hao Pang was slightly taken aback, and looked outside, and sure enough, he saw a black figure poking his head outside.
Hao Pang walked up to Du Chenghuai suspiciously, "Why are you here?"
"My daughter-in-law is missing, I'll come out to look for it." Du Chenghuai said lightly.
Hao Pang's mouth twitched, "Didn't I tell you to bring Fengfeng to Jindou Miao today?"
"Oh, I forgot." Du Chenghuai said nonsense seriously.
Hao Pang also lost his temper, "Then why are you here, help me take care of the children, are you so busy?"
Speaking of which, Hao Pang should have been very busy at first, but he wisely promoted Huang Feijie to be the president, and since Huang Feijie took care of major and minor matters, he was free.However, he is also looking for new investments these days, but there is no suitable one yet.
Du Chenghuai said angrily: "Didn't you see that those female technicians are secretly looking at you?"
"Why are they looking at me? They are all busy massaging their children, how can they have time to look at me? Don't be so jealous!"
Du Chenghuai pulled Hao Pang aside, "I can see clearly!" When his fingers touched the ring he gave Hao Pang, he felt a little better.
"It's so weird to look at me? Besides, I told them that I'm married! What else do you think of me?"
Du Chenghuai was stunned for a moment, "You told them you were married?"
"if not?"
"They all know you're married and still peek at you!" Du Chenghuai's face darkened, "No, I have to beat them up!"
Hao Pang was about to laugh out of anger, "Screw me, be more honest!"
Du Chenghuai still looked at those female technicians with unkind eyes.
"What are you afraid of? Do I have any improper relationship with them? Are you doubting me? I'm just so untrustworthy?" Hao Pang stared at Du Chenghuai. He was as calm as ice before, but now he is as irritable as a volcano. Is this the legendary menopause?
Du Chenghuai was really irritable, because he found that more and more girls were coveting his Hao Pang!This has greatly exceeded his tolerance!
He completely forgot that there are many more people who covet him than those who covet Hao Pang!
"You come with me!"
Hao Pang refused: "Fengfeng is still taking a bath!"
Du Chenghuai didn't care what Hao Pang said, he bent down and hugged Hao Pang.
"Put me down!" Hao Pang didn't dare to shout too loudly for fear of being seen by others.
However, Du Chenghuai chose a relatively remote route, opened the door, and let Hao Pang in.
Hao Pang looked around, and it looked like a room where children piled up building blocks. It was left unused because it hadn't been fully built yet.
"What are you doing?" Hao Pang said angrily.
"What? Fuck you!"
……
"Little friend, why isn't your brother coming?" the female technician asked while giving Zheng Feng a massage.
Zheng Feng tilted his head, not knowing where Hao Pang went.He shook his head, and suddenly said: "Sister, you are so pretty, can you be my sister-in-law?"
The female technician blushed, "But your brother is already married?"
"No, he lied to you. He's still single!" Zheng Feng said excitedly, "My brother is fine. Not only is he the boss of a big company, he owns a house and a car, he's also young, handsome and caring!" Hearing from what Hao Qilan said, Hao Qilan is looking for a partner for Hao Pang recently, so he can recite these words!
The female technician's eyes lit up.
At this time, Du Chenghuai walked in and called out to take away child No. 18.
The female technician frowned, "Did you make a mistake, the gentleman who just sent NO.18 in was not you."
Du Chenghuai ignored him, and shouted directly, "Zheng Feng, let's go!"
Zheng Feng reluctantly nodded at the female technician.
While wiping Zheng Feng's body, the female technician asked curiously, "Who is this person?"
Zheng Feng glanced at Du Chenghuai, "He's a bad guy!"
The female technician's eyes widened, "Then what should I do, let me call your brother?"
"No need," Zheng Fengsheng said indifferently, "This is our family relationship."
"But didn't you ask me to be your sister-in-law?" the female technician said with a blushing face.
Suddenly, a tall man stood in front of her and said coldly, "Whose sister-in-law do you think you want to be?"
The female technician was so overwhelmed by Du Chenghuai's aura that she could only murmur: "I...I..."
"Let me tell you, his second brother is my lover, you'd better not make such crooked ideas. And you kid, if you get a peach blossom for your second brother, I'll beat you until your own mother doesn't even know her!"
Hao Pang, who came late outside the door: ...
I don't know why, but his family, Du Chenghuai, is more and more inclined to evolve a tyrannosaurus?
The author has something to say: the rest of the episodes who have been harmonized will meet you in the group one after another hehehe
Everyone, see you next time, mua
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