Traveling to the world of homosexuality

"Yingying, daughter." Jiang Bei, who had arrived before his arrival, caused Lu Ying, who was undergoing a routine examination by the doctor, to writhe in his internal organs.

"Yingying. What happened? Why did you go to the hospital again?" Jiang Bei felt distressed and pulled his son up, down, left, and right for a 360-degree look.

"Hello. Are you the parents of Mr. Lu Ying?" The policeman stepped forward and asked.

"Yes. Comrade policeman. May I ask what happened to my son?" Lu Jiaguo asked the policeman with an angry look at his grinning son who was grinning in grief.

"Your son attempted to commit suicide by climbing a high-voltage electric pole on the side of the city's main road today, causing traffic chaos and traffic jams. This behavior violated the social security governance regulations. Therefore, your son needs to be detained for three days, but the family members Fines are also acceptable."

"I choose detention!" Lu Ying said.

"We'll pay the fine!" Lu Jiaguo and Jiang Bei said in unison.

"Uncle policeman, please detain me. Only detention can make me realize how serious my mistake is and what kind of bad impact it has had on society. So detain me!" Lu Ying begged happily, seemingly in pain.

"No, Comrade Police. This kid will graduate from college next year. It's not good to be detained. Don't listen to him. After the kid stopped being struck by lightning a few days ago, he became not sober. So... "

"What?" the policeman was amused when he heard it. "He was the heterosexual who was reported in the news and ran wild in the hospital after being struck by lightning. In the end, he didn't even pay for the medicine and ran away?"

What the police said made Lu Ying want to be rude.This girl is a BT freak, when the fuck did I go crazy in the hospital, and when did I evade the drug fee, and when I went back for the second time, didn't I pay the drug fee in full?Where did the police get the news, be careful I will sue you for slander, curse you for not being loved by men, and being raped by women every night.

"What heterosexuality?" Jiang Bei's charming smile made Lu Ying shudder and couldn't bear to look at him again.Jiang Bei continued to tell the police, "My son doesn't have that bad habit, he only likes men. The statement of heterosexuality is also a lie he deliberately lied to attract our parents' attention. He still goes on a date with a man today, why? It may be heterosexual. Comrade policeman, don’t talk nonsense, my son has not been married yet, you can’t ruin his reputation of innocence and chastity!”

Lu Ying was going to throw up.Jiang Bei's words made his hair stand on end.He's not gay, he's not gay, he's a straight dude, straight as he can be.What else does Xu mean, his chastity, chastity?Damn, can I change the word?He is a dignified man, but he actually uses the word chastity to describe his innocence.Damn, I'm ashamed to see people, I'm ashamed to see people!

Lu Ying wants to cry but has no tears.But no one around him paid attention to his rich emojis.

The policeman said: "It turns out that today is a date. I know now. I must have had an argument with my boyfriend. The young man now doesn't let his parents rest assured, and he will die if he quarrels. But his boyfriend is brave enough." , and jumped off the pole with him like that."

"The boy is with my family Yingying." Jiang Bei's eyes suddenly lit up, as if he saw some treasure, staring at the policeman and said, "What does that child look like?"

"Well, he's handsome. He's a good match for your son. He's a man with talent and looks, a match made in heaven."

Boy, sister, God, your sister is your uncle!Lu Ying bit his lower lip.He really wanted to interrupt, but seeing the group of homosexuals in front of him, he felt sick.He didn't want to talk to people who disgusted him, let alone see them.

"Coincidentally, everyone is here." The police pointed to the people behind Jiang Bei and the others, and introduced, "This is the one with your son today. He really almost died for your son, He is a good boy, worthy of entrusting your son to him."

The police's introduction made Lu Ying feel almost suffocated.Muddy horse, I've only seen him a few times now, and I know he's worth entrusting for life.Brother policeman, you also work part-time as a matchmaker.But just say what you say, why talk about a man instead of a woman.Lu Ying stroked his heart, this time he had to turn a blind eye to whatever he said.

Jiang Bei was so happy to see the man in front of him.It's great that his son is normal and not heterosexual!

"What's your name and how old are you?"

Jiang Bei was like an old bustard who hadn't seen any guests for many days, and suddenly saw the eyes of a tall, rich and handsome man walking towards him.Jiang Bei's attitude of selling him to a man really made Lu Ying have a heart attack.Damn, it's not good to watch, what is sneak peeking at?

The man passed Jiang Bei and the others, glanced at Lu Ying, who had half-closed his eyes and gritted his teeth with hatred, and laughed out loud. "Hello, Uncle and Aunt. My name is Biancheng. I'm 32 this year. Both my parents are living abroad. Now I've partnered with someone to start a company. The business is stable and the prospects for development are good."

"That's right. Then how long have you talked with my family Yingying?"

Jiang Bei's excited appearance made Lu Ying sigh, no matter which world, mothers all look the same.

Also, is this guy called Biancheng sick? I just asked his name and age. Does he need to report so much?How shameless you are to praise your company so well!

"Not long." Bian Cheng said very ambiguously, and still did not forget to flash Lu Ying's eyes.

Biancheng's eyes made Lu Ying finally realize the seriousness of the problem, and he could no longer remain silent.Before Jiang Bei could ask any more questions, Lu Ying shouted at the top of his voice, "Hey, don't talk nonsense, and don't be so ambiguous with me. I know who you are. Jiang, no, Mom!" Disgusting Just disgusting, Master Xing said, this person is used to vomiting, and he can probably get used to being disgusted a few times. "Mum. I don't know him very well. I met him in the toilet today at the café. Then I saw him again when I climbed the pole, and that was it."

"Did you meet him in the toilet?" Lu Ying's words made Jiang Bei look at the border city with some disgust.

"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, Yingying went to the wrong bathroom."

"Don't call me so ambiguous, you, I'm not familiar, not familiar." Who are you calling Yingying.Your uncle, I know you very well.

"Yingying. Did you really go to the wrong bathroom? You said that you are such an adult, how could you go to the wrong bathroom and be watched by ♂, what a disadvantage. This will spread and affect your reputation."

"Auntie. You are overthinking. I won't do it." Bian Cheng interjected.

Jiang Bei looked at the swearing border town and let go of his hanging heart, and then pinched his son, "You, you can't go wrong next time. Don't be ashamed."

Huh~~ After holding back for a long time, Lu Ying was still disgusted.He rubbed the place Jiang Bei pinched, and squatted in the corner silently.Damn, he really didn't want to say another word to them.

"Why are you burrowing into the corner? Now that you know it's embarrassing, what did you do?" Lu Jiaguo was annoyed when his son was seen by the man for no reason. "Tell me, why did you climb the electric pole today?"

I want to get an electric shock, can I get electrocuted and go home?

"May I ask you, are you deaf or dumb? Why did you climb the electric pole today?"

"Uncle, don't force him like this, he probably didn't think about it for a while."

"I didn't want to make you a big-headed ghost." What the hell are you doing with me about my housework? "It's not that I can't think about climbing a telegraph pole."

"why?"

"I, I, I..." Lu Ying's eyes widened and his neck was held high, "I want to be a sky-splitting monkey. Last time I flew in the sky, I can't be excited to explode!"

Lu Ying's explanation made Lu Jia feel very angry, but Bian Cheng laughed unkindly.Realizing his impoliteness, he hastily pursed his lips and suppressed a smile, not daring to speak out.I really didn't save the wrong person today.As soon as he was spitting down the pole, he realized that this was a funny little guy.Looking at it now, this is really a very amusing stunner.Yingying, Yingying, the little thing is really a treasure.

After an extremely polite farewell to Border Town.The Lu family and the police left the hospital for the police station.After recording a statement in the police station and paying a fine deposit of nearly [-] yuan, he was able to leave the police station.

"I will move back home from today. You are not allowed to return to the apartment you are living in now." Lu Jiaguo said with a dark face.

"Why?"

"Because it's an asset under my name, I can do whatever I want. I think you were really hit in the head by lightning this time. Double, take a good look at him these few days before the start of the summer semester of the university. You also have to do the Sky-Scrolling Monkey Explosion ? I think you are full of food and leisure, and you have nowhere to use your strength. Ground your feet, do you hear me?"

"I heard." I can't wait.Finally away from the large gay crowd.Damn, just thinking about it feels good all over.

The home and the world mentioned by Lu Jiaguo are the same.Except for the change of the name of the community, the villa is still the same villa.If it wasn't for the fact that the plants in the yard hadn't been replaced by green vegetables and scallions with bright flowers, if it wasn't for seeing strange neighbors' faces, men with men, and women with women walking past in front of him, he would really have thought this Just a reality show for him.

"Yingying. Mom thinks that guy is pretty good today, you can"

"Stop it, stop it. I don't think about it yet." I'm thinking about women, not men. "I haven't graduated from university yet. No hurry. No hurry. I'll talk about it after I graduate from university."

"After graduating from university, I am afraid that all the good ones will be snatched away. If the married man is older, it will be difficult to find a partner. They are like fresh vegetables on the vegetable stand. You can only pick them up when you are late. The leaves are rotten. Mom, this is the same"

"Okay, okay. Can you stop talking?" These words, aren't these words that his aunt in that world often said repeatedly in front of his cousin, and finally forced his cousin to go abroad.At that time, I heard that he was still watching the excitement, and he didn't think it was a big deal. He followed his aunt and persuaded his cousin. Now that I think about it, he really felt sorry for his cousin.Cousin, I feel your suffering.Thinking of his cousin, Lu Ying turned around and asked, "Auntie, is she okay?"

"Auntie? Yingying, mother is an orphan, have you forgotten?"

yes.Jiang Bei is an orphan.In that world, Jiang Bei and Wen Xiao were childhood sweethearts who grew up together in the orphanage, how could he forget.

"Yingying, are you okay? Do you want to go to the hospital again? Ever since you were struck by lightning, Mom has seen that something is wrong with you. If there is something on your mind, tell Mom, don't hold back. After all, Mom is someone who has been there, so I understand!"

Lu Ying rolled his eyes upwards.understand understand understand.You know everything, but in reality you don't understand anything.I'm straight, I come from a world where being straight is legal, do you understand me?

"I'm really tired today. I'm going back to my room to rest first."

Regardless of Jiang Bei's worried face, Lu Ying sneaked into his bedroom and gave Jiang Bei a stingy look.

Gay, gay.He is really the most disgusting homosexual in his life. In this world, homosexuals are normal people, and heterosexuals are perverted.Moreover, now he has to face the reality that he is the child of the man outside the door, Jiang Bei.Thinking that he came out of a man's stomach, Lu Ying felt nauseated and ran to the bathroom to retch.

How many times do I have to vomit on such a day before I can get used to it.How could there be such creatures as homosexuality in this world.I really can't figure it out!Women are so nice, soft and fragrant, why do those men like hard men?The same goes for those women who are soft, soft and fragrant. They are already so soft, and it is incongruous to look for soft ones. Men are so tough.

Can't figure it out, can't figure it out.Lu Ying shook his head, wiped his mouth, and went to bed.I don’t want it anymore, I don’t want it anymore, if I think too much, I will cry.It can be said that the paper is full of absurd words and tears of bitterness, tears of bitterness~~!

Living in this world, he was really wronged as a pure and straight heterosexual man.When can I go home!