Traveling to the world of homosexuality

Lu Ying ran away!He ran away from the hospital without paying the medical bills in time.Wearing a hospital gown, he ran on the street, full of words that the little clinical girl would scare people to death after waking up.

"Brother in bed 2333. Did you get hit by lightning and broke your head? Or you were bullied and suppressed for too long to dream! We are all homosexuals, and you heterosexuals are the patients. Before 2100, you were still the key research of psychiatry It was not until foreign countries lifted the ban on heterosexuals and allowed them to marry that our country removed heterosexuals from psychiatry. Although they were removed, the country still did not recognize them. Until now, there are underground hospitals that use electric shocks on them Therapeutic methods such as hypnosis to treat them."

"Brother 2333. I know you are very depressed. You obviously have someone you like, but you can't confess your love openly, hold hands and hug. You can only hide in a dark corner and sneak around. But, this is our country! Brother 2333, although I am quite You guys, but your rampant behavior yesterday was a bit too much, it will discredit your heterosexuality, and make everyone hate your heterosexuality even more!"

Tired, can't run anymore.Lu Ying panted heavily, and dragged his feet to the side of the flower bed to sit down.Familiar streets, familiar high-rise buildings, familiar traffic, how do you know that you are on a business trip?

Panting heavily, he looked at the intimate couples of men, women and men passing by in front of him, and he wanted to crash the car.Mud horse, what the hell are you kidding him about!It must be, this must be a whole person show.Recently, their local radio station has imitated foreign radio stations to learn the reality show with high ratings.So this must be a whole person show.Damn it, the whole person is on his head!

Okay, don't you want to punish people?I will stay with you to the end!Thinking of this, Lu Ying raised his head high again, humming a ditty in the attitude of an uncle, and walked home leisurely.He didn't want his ugly appearance to be caught on camera.If he wants to be handsome, he should still be handsome with 360 degrees and no dead ends!

"Win win!" As soon as he walked into the gate of the community, a familiar figure hurriedly ran towards him, his face was full of worry and concern, "Son, where have you been? Why are you wearing a hospital gown? What are you doing for the past three days?" If you don’t answer the phone, if you come to your house, there’s no one there, your dad and I are in a hurry, tell mom, what happened?”

mom? !Lu Ying wanted to laugh.This whole-person show even brought relatives and friends together? ! "Uncle Jiang! Are you alright! It's alright, I know you've already participated in the puppet show, and you're almost done." Lu Ying smiled disdainfully, "Uncle Jiang, you call yourself my mother. Don't be afraid After Aunt Wen found out, she punished you to kneel down on the durian!"

"You kid." Unhappy, the man called Uncle Jiang pinched Lu Ying hard, then pulled him up, and chattered as he walked, "You kid is guilty again! Go, go back with mom, Your father is still in your room, he is very angry. Don't thimble him when you see him, he has a bad heart test result recently. No matter how angry he is, your young master's life will be over Don't expect me to help you when the time comes. Mom wants to live with your dad for the rest of her life, he is mom's life, and you are nothing more than a straw!"

Every sentence of Uncle Jiang deeply stimulated Lu Ying's nerves.Ma Dan, this, this whole person show is too realistic!

"The child's father. The son is back!" Uncle Jiang shouted excitedly to the back room as soon as he pulled them away.

"He still knows how to show up! See if I don't teach him a lesson!"

Lu Ying looked at his father who came out of the house furiously, and suddenly had the urge to cry!

"dad!"

"Don't call me dad! Tell me, where have you been for the past three days? You even put on a full set of hospital gowns. Do you know that your mother can't contact you for the past three days? It’s too late. Can’t you see that your mother is getting thinner?” Then, Lu Ying’s father walked up to Uncle Jiang, and painstakingly adjusted his short hair, and then straightened his collar.She said with utmost tenderness: "See! I told you that this brat is fine, and you just worry about it at home every day. You don't know about your son. He just asks for cigarettes. The hospital clothes on his body may be Where did it come from to make you feel bad!"

Before Lu Ying had time to stare blankly and feel sick, two more familiar voices came from outside the door.Damn and Aunt Wen!This realization brought tears to Lu Ying's eyes.Both his father and Uncle Jiang are afraid of guilt, now it's over, his savior has arrived.This nightmare is about to wake up, great!

"Mom, Aunt Wen!" Lu Ying was about to cry.Forgive him for crying as a man who is almost 28 years old.The experience of the past few days really overwhelmed him.Especially the tender and numb interaction between his father and Uncle Jiang just now, it was really muddy and dirty.He can't take it anymore, it's too fucking ruined!

The person who was called mother frowned, stared at Lu Ying for a few seconds in surprise and displeasure, and turned his face away with white eyes.The person called Aunt Wen patted his chest, breathed out reassuringly, walked in front of him, pinched his face gently and kindly and said, "Why does he look like he's about to cry! Tell Aunt Wen, is it right again?" I lost my temper and ran away from home to take the opportunity to blackmail your parents! Win, win. It’s not that Aunt Wen said you, you’re already 28. It’s reasonable to say that you should marry and have a baby. Why are you still like a 16,7 or [-] child? , playing childish temper at every turn. You don't know, you haven't been seen for three days, and your mother is so anxious that she is about to cry!"

"Mom, I was wrong!" Lu Ying was really about to cry and walked towards his mother, and when he reached out to hug her, the person who was called mother finally grew angry and slapped Lu Ying's hand away. "Whose mother are you calling! Wen Xiao and I haven't planned to have children yet! At most you are my godson. And what's more, I'm your godfather, not your godmother!"

"I'll step on it!" Lu Ying couldn't take it anymore, really couldn't take it anymore, tears rolled in his eyes.He pointed to Aunt Wen and said to his mother, "You guys have played too much! Mom, you and Aunt Wen are best friends, you and my dad, my dad" said he walked to his dad and said, "You and his It's a couple, you are my mother and he is my father!"

As soon as he finished speaking, his father raised his leg and gave him a kick.Uncle Jiang looked distressed, raised his hand and gave Lu Ying's father a light punch, "You man, why are you so ruthless. You don't feel sorry for my son, I feel sorry for you!"

"Distressed? Do you see what he said is human?!"

Uncle Jiang gave him a white look, and then he held Lu Ying's face and looked at it carefully, "Son, tell mom, why did your dad hurt you?"

"Uncle Jiang!" Lu Ying wiped away the tears that had been rolling in his eyes for a long time, and said in a temper, "Uncle Jiang, Dad, Aunt Wen, Mom, can you stop playing? This fucking reality show is for me. How much did you charge you for performing so hard! Aunt Wen, you and Uncle Jiang are a couple, and you and my mother are best friends, best friends!"

"Damn it! Look, look, this bastard is still talking like an animal. I, I..." Lu Ying's father walked around the house angrily, looking for something to treat Lu Ying.

Uncle Jiang was also in a hurry, and protected Lu Ying behind him, "His father, the child must be sick. Don't beat him. He is 28, and he should be married. What do you say to beat him again! Son Uncle Jiang turned around and shook Lu Ying, "Win Ying, admit your mistake to your father!"

"Recognize the fucking big head ghost! Uncle Jiang! I said you four are tired of acting, are you disgusting? Men and men, women and women, don't you think you are very perverted! Crazy! You play I won’t accompany you anymore. Also, don’t call me Yingying, disgusting Bara. My nickname is Huzi, didn’t you get it! Still winning? Damn it! You can just disgust yourself, Don't disgust me!" Damn, if you want me to know which TV station's reality show it is, I will smash his TV station to pieces. "You guys play, I'm sleepy!" What I've seen and heard in the past three days, the knowledge of real grass and mud horses has increased, see you soon!

"This child... this child... who the hell are you talking about disgusting! This man doesn't follow men, women don't follow women, can men follow women, women follow men?! Ah?" Lu Ying's father clutched his chest , shouted with flushed face.

"Nonsense. Men are supposed to be with women, and women are supposed to be with men. Homosexuality is the most fucking disgusting thing. It's like a group of monsters."

After Lu Ying finished shouting, the room became quiet.It was so quiet that you could almost hear a needle drop on the ground.Everyone has horror and disbelief on their faces!A few minutes later, Uncle Jiang, who had been holding back for a long time, finally burst into tears. He buried his face in Lu Ying's father's arms, crying uncontrollably, and said intermittently: "Baby dad, what should I do? How could my son be an idiot? Heterosexuality. How can this be good!"

Lu Ying's father was also stunned. His son is actually a heterosexual. Let those old friends know about it. Where should he put his old face? After this, he will not look like a grandson when he goes out, and he dare not look up with his tail between his legs .This unfilial son, a good man will not love, but loves a woman.This really discredited the ancestors!

Aunt Wen and the woman whom Lu Ying called mother were also dumbfounded. This child could be the patient who escaped from the hospital and was struck by lightning as reported by the radio when he just arrived.That lunatic who is not ashamed of heterosexuality but proud of heterosexuality is crazy! ?

"Win win! Did you really get struck by lightning?" If not, then how to explain the child's abnormality now.This kid used to be extremely phobic!

The acting skills of the four elders in front of him made Lu Yingzhen applaud secretly.Mud horses, the acting skills are too muddy horses, each and every one of them looks like the real thing.The actors at the Academy Awards are not as good as them.

"Why was my brain struck by lightning!" Lu Ying said with self-awareness, "Men and men can only be brothers, women and women can only be best friends, men and women can form a pair, get married and have children!"

"Cut!" The woman Lu Ying called her mother sneered and hummed.

Aunt Wen believed that Lu Ying's brain was broken by lightning, she was very patient, rubbed Lu Ying's short hair tenderly and said: "Poor child! How can there be pure friendship between men and men, women and women?" , There is no pure friendship between men and men, women and women. Only those heterosexuals can do it!"

"That's right." The woman who was called mother by Lu Ying said coldly, "Look at your father and your mother. Didn't it mean that when you were in college, you were a girlfriend or not, and ended up sleeping in the same bed. You haven't graduated from college yet. , your mother was pregnant with you. The day he got his diploma was also the day you were born!"

Lu Ying was completely dumbfounded again!He looked at Uncle Jiang who was blushing and kept pushing into his father's arms.In the hospital, the words of the chattering young girl hovered above her head again.

"Brother 2333 Bed. You are so talkative! You are so cute! How can a man and a woman give birth to a child. The combination of sperm and egg cannot produce a baby. Only the combination of sperm and sperm and egg and egg can produce a baby. 2333 Brother Bed, you must have failed your physiology class!"

God, this is too fucking ruining the three views, too ruining people's understanding of fertility, mud horse, you can beat me to death!It's been a fucking disgusting three days!