Traveling to the world of homosexuality

Because of being forcibly kissed by the border town, Lu Ying was tossing and turning in bed, unable to sleep.As long as he closes his eyes, he always feels that Bian Cheng is standing beside the bed, gearing up, sharpening his gun, ready to pounce on him at any time.

Lu Ying shouted angrily and jumped up from the bed.After holding on to the position for so long, unexpectedly, half of it was lost inadvertently.Being kissed by a man, being touched by a man... Thinking about the scene at noon, Lu Ying's back felt cold, his skin got goosebumps, and his stomach gurgled with acid regurgitation.He also wanted to find some comfort at Fusheng at night, but the girl laughed at him all night, and finally openly teased him and Biancheng.That girl is definitely a rotten girl who came to this world earlier than him, a senior rotten girl at the palace level.If you break up your friendship, you can't continue to get along, and you can't have a good time at all.If he continued, he might really be bent, no, straight, in this world, heterosexuals are bent, this fact is really unacceptable.A good straight young man with good three outlooks and upright roots suddenly turned crooked before he knew much about it.Lu Ying stretched out his index finger in front of his eyes, and bent his finger. There was no way out, really no way out.Thinking, he took off the light bulb of the bedside table lamp, looked at the dark socket of the table lamp, covered his eyes with one hand, and slowly tried to reach the lamp socket that was being powered on with the other hand.

"Ah!" Just as his finger was about to touch the lamp holder, Lu Ying suddenly yelled and withdrew his hand.Can't, can't, still can't.If you get an electric shock and can go back, you are lucky, but if you don't go back, you will die. Once you die, there is no hope.He didn't want to die in this bloody place.Lu Ying was depressed, he couldn't afford this gamble!

When Ke Shasha was dreaming of swimming blissfully free in the sea of ​​marshmallows, the phone beside the bed was buzzing non-stop.In the singing of delicious, delicious, really delicious, Ke Shasha was forced to break up with her cotton candy.So painful, so uncomfortable.

"Hey! Lu - win! You bastard, duck eggs, snake eggs, quail eggs!"

have to.As soon as Lu Ying heard the string of cursing on the phone, he understood that it was disturbing Ke Shasha's eating in her dream.

"Sasha." Lu Ying yelled, shaking the goosebumps on his body and said, "I'm having a nightmare, I'm afraid, so I came to look for you. I knocked on your door for a long time and you didn't wake up, so... everyone They are all neighbors upstairs and downstairs, helping each other!"

Lu Ying lost ten catties of goosebumps, and Ke Shasha also lost three catties of fat. "Lu Ying. Then what, don't talk to Mrs. Luo like Zhou Zhouzhou next time. It's not suitable for you. What they say is disgusting enough. You say it's even more disgusting than them. Wait, I'll open the door for you."

nausea?Lu Ying felt disgusted more than anyone else, but he did as the Romans did.Hey, could it be that I used too much force and didn't grasp the heat properly.Be careful next time.Vomit~vomit~ Before you disgust others to death, you will disgust yourself to death!

Lu Ying hugged Ke Shasha tightly and lay on the bed, smelling Ke Shasha's unique body fragrance, a little flower blossomed in his heart, and his hands began to be dishonest.It's better for a woman, it's soft and fragrant, it's better for a woman.Lu Ying was feeling beautiful in her heart, Ke Shasha frowned uncomfortably and said, "Lu Ying, why are you rubbing my breasts all the time? Are you heterosexual?!" I heard that heterosexual men love to touch women. chest.Is it because they love touching so much because they don't have one?Ke Shasha's thoughts drifted away, wondering what it was about this fleshy thing that attracted them so much.

Ke Shasha began to wonder why heterosexual men love to touch fleshy things from various aspects.The existence of Lu Ying was completely ignored.She can ignore it, but Lu Ying can't!A pair of hands just froze on Ke Shasha's chest, it's not right to leave, it's not right not to leave.Worry him to death!

"Sasha. What are you talking about. How can I be heterosexual? Do you think I look like me?" Lu Ying looked at the back of Ke Shasha's head, blinking his eyes and lying, "I'm just curious, why are your chests so fleshy? Huh, touching it is like touching pork belly, it’s so fun. I was wondering if you really have pork belly hidden in your chest.” Seeing that Ke Shasha ignored him, Lu Ying blinked even more joyfully, “Sasha, I want to open a beauty clinic, and I want to give people breast implants, so that they can all look like you, so that their chests will be fleshy."

Ke Shasha's thoughts returned.She didn't hear what Lu Ying said before, but she heard the last sentence, which made their chests chubby.She turned over to look at him and asked, "Why do you make everyone's chests so fleshy and tired, okay? Especially for sports, it's really inconvenient."

"But it's fun to be fleshy." Lu Ying buried his head on Ke Shasha's shoulder and left her chest, his upper and lower eyelids still twitched happily and said, "So, when you do that, touch It's also very comfortable to wear. It's fleshy and soft!"

"Pfft." Ke Shasha laughed, "Little Lu Ying. If I hadn't read that you are young and weak, I would really think you are heterosexual based on what you said just now."

Lu Ying was stunned, he... Could there be something wrong with what he said?

"Lu Ying. I don't know what you were like at that time. But when we were at that time, everyone seldom treated me like you did. We don't like meaty, soft or something. Still Yes, next time you don't talk nonsense, and don't put your hands on other people's chests when you share the bed with others, it is really easy to cause misunderstandings. If you really misunderstand, you will be miserable!" Ke Shasha hit a Yawning, "Go to sleep, I'm sleepy. I'm going to find my marshmallows!"

Ke Shasha set off again to find her marshmallows.Lu Ying let go of Ke Shasha's hand, and stared intently at Ke Shasha's sweet sleeping face. No amount of dirty thoughts were suppressed by the conversation just now.Lu Ying suddenly felt that if this continues, even if he doesn't want to bend, no, this is the world is straight, mud horse, even if he doesn't want to be straight, he must be straight.The repeated blows almost castrated him psychologically.

Lu Ying didn't sleep well all night.In the dream, Lu Ying dreamed that Fusheng clapped his hands and laughed and said, I am also from your world, I hate heterosexuality the most, I just want to break you up; Lu Ying also dreamed of Ke Shasha and his in this world The college roommates called him a pervert together, clamoring to send him to the police station and send him to an underground psychiatric hospital for electroshock hypnotherapy.Lu Ying also dreamed of the border town.Lu Ying dreamed that the border town was wearing wolf fur, wagging its big thick tail, licking his lips lewdly and staring at him, slowly, slowly walking towards him, and it would be like being pressed Generally unable to move on the bed, and unable to call for help, I stripped my whole body clean. In the end, I could only watch helplessly as Bian Cheng got into his bed, stretched out his wolf claws, opened his bloody mouth, and hugged him on his face. Kissing and biting randomly, the bites are full of saliva.Disgusting, disgusting, so fucking disgusting.

"roll--!"

"what--"

Two ear-piercing screams broke the tranquility of the early morning.

"Lu Ying! You are sick, why are you kicking me out of bed?" Ke Shasha got up from the ground, drooling from the corner of her mouth, and shouted angrily, "Do you know that I am eating braised pork head meat?" , you pay me for the stewed pork head!"

Lu Ying touched the saliva on his face, feeling very angry in his heart, "Eat, eat, eat, you fucking eat my face. Ke Shasha, with the way you eat, no one dares to take you, so you are alone eat to death!"

"You" Ke Shasha was already very angry because of being kicked out of the bed and the pig's head meat, and now she was cursed by Lu Ying, she was even more angry, she picked up the bench with clothes at hand and greeted Lu Ying . "You took away the leftover braised pork head meat from me, and you cursed me. I won't take you in anymore, I won't take you in anymore, get out, get out, get out! Thief, robber!"

Lu Ying, who reacted a little slower, was beaten and screamed by Ke Shasha, and had to escape from Ke Shasha's dormitory to his own dormitory.Lu Ying hugged his body that was hurt, who is it, why is the world of foodies so difficult to understand!

The two went from the dormitory to the company together early in the morning.On the way, Ke Shasha's attitude towards Lu Ying was black-faced, and she finally said a word, just ten words-you pay me for marshmallow stewed pork head meat.Lu Ying's head hurts hearing these words, but it's just something in a dream, why should he spend real cash to buy it for her? This is simply the highest state of Pengci.No compensation, no compensation if killed.Ke Shasha is sick, and if she is sick, she must be cured!

The two of them walked into the company one after the other with very bad expressions, seeing each other with small expressions of rolling their upper eyelids and snorting their noses.

The bastard who snatched my marshmallows and braised pork head, Ke Shasha thought.

The insanity of being reincarnated by a starved ghost, Lu Ying thought.

"Oh! What's the matter with you? Normally, your relationship isn't very good. What's the matter today? You're like enemies." Secretary Zhang ran over and asked Ke Shasha and Lu Ying with his arms around her.

"Who is good with him (her)? I have never been good with him (her)! I am good with no one and not with him (her)! Why do you learn how to speak from me?"

Looking at the two people on the left and the right speaking in unison, Secretary Zhang pursed his lips and lowered his head to snicker, "You guys...don't be awkward. Let me tell you something." Secretary Zhang glanced around and whispered, "Hey, Mr. Bian came to work today!"

"Come here. Mr. Luo was exaggerated to leave, and whoever is not here will sit in charge." Ke Shasha said.

Secretary Zhang gave him a white look, "If it was that simple, I would whisper to you here. Boss Bian is fully armed when he comes to work today."

"What do you mean?" Ke Shasha blinked, took out two pieces of chocolate from Secretary Zhang's bulging pocket and stuffed them into her mouth.

"Isn't President Bian always fond of flirting when he's outside? Last night, President Bian probably seduced a married man, and was beaten up by his husband!"

Lu Ying couldn't help but gasped.Damn it!That guy was kicked like that yesterday, and he still has the energy to seduce a married man at night.This bastard, can't control his brother like that?

"Didn't you say that Mr. Bian is always serious, and he also messes with flowers?" Lu Ying thought about what Zhou Zhouzhou once told him about Mr. Bian, which only God knows, and Zhou Zhouzhou knows the secret he knows. ,ask.

Secretary Zhang shook his head regretfully, and said, "You are really innocent enough. It's also because you came too late and didn't come to listen to Zhou Zhouzhou. Zhou Zhouzhou said, he has seen Mr. Bian several times. Different men ♀ enter the hotel. Although Bian always wears masks and fancy clothes, Zhou Zhouzhou has the strongest brain. As long as he sees a certain person more than three times, as long as that person is not burned to ashes, no matter how that person changes, he can recognize."

"Zhou Zhouzhou, you said, this secret?" Lu Ying felt the muscles on his face twitch.

"Can this be considered a secret?" Ke Shasha said with a more tempered temper because of the delicious food, "It is not a secret. Everyone in the company knows it. Zhou Zhouzhou told everyone, including uncle cleaning. You and Zhou I don’t have much contact with Zhouzhou. As long as the secret comes to him, it’s not a secret. It’s such an uncontrollable person, but he likes to emphasize to others that this is a secret that God knows, everyone knows, and everyone knows. Do you think it's ridiculous?"

Listening to Ke Shasha's words, before Lu Ying's eyes, Zhou Zhouzhou twisted his waist excitedly, shuttled around every corner of the company, would hold back people when he saw them, and then gossiped to everyone about the border town The history of love affairs, and after he finished talking, he would always say mysteriously that no one in the company knows this secret except you know it, so don't talk about it!

Who the hell is talking nonsense!Lu Ying wailed in grief and indignation.Delegating Zhou Zhouzhou to Re Country was a clear choice.