I dug a good hole in my previous life

Ever since the incident of calling parents, Lin Chuan had two more tails behind him: one was Chen Ran, who was overjoyed when he knew that Lin Chuan was Yan Yan's uncle, so he came to make friends with Lin Chuan and gave him some delicious food The other is Liu Zhuangzhuang. Seeing that Lin Chuan is actually a master of martial arts, he insists on learning two moves from him.

Lin Chuan asked Liu Zhuangzhuang: "Why do you think I'm Zhu Ying's boyfriend? I don't know her at all. Which class does she belong to?"

Liu Zhuangzhuang said: "Zhu Ying is the class flower of class 9. There was a girl who almost ran into Zhu Ying while riding a bicycle on campus. Thanks to you grabbing her bicycle in time, Zhu Ying was not injured."

Lin Chuan remembered that there was indeed such a thing. The girl had just learned to ride a bicycle, and her skills were not very good. When she saw someone approaching, she forgot to press the brake because she was nervous.He happened to pass by, so he helped me out.But he didn't expect to get into trouble, so he couldn't laugh or cry, and said, "This doesn't prove anything."

Liu Zhuangzhuang said aggrievedly: "But when I confessed to her, she said that she already has a boyfriend, and it's you, so please let me stay away from her."

Lin Chuan: "But why didn't she tell me that falling in love is not a matter between two people, and it can be decided unilaterally? I think she just said nonsense to reject you. I didn't expect you to take it seriously."

Liu Zhuangzhuang: "..."

Lin Chuan said again: "Then tell me now, aren't you afraid that I will pursue Zhu Ying?"

Liu Zhuangzhuang said proudly: "When we become good friends, you will naturally be embarrassed to rob Zhu Ying from me. I believe you should know the saying 'A friend's wife should not be bullied'."

Lin Chuan: "..." Your brain circuit is so strange that I am speechless!He asked again, "Then why do you want to learn martial arts from me?"

Liu Zhuangzhuang patted his chest, "As long as I learn all your skills, Zhu Ying will naturally notice me. After all, my image is so tall and mighty, much better than yours. Your small size is really attractive. Don't pay attention to others!"

Lin Chuan was so angry that he kicked him aside, the stupid big guy was too dumb to talk, except that he was not taller than him, he was not a thousand times stronger than him, this guy couldn't even ask for help So annoying.

Because Liu Zhuangzhuang was in Lin Chuan's next class, it was convenient for him to come to Lin Chuan, so he always begged Lin Chuan to teach him some tricks.Lin Chuan was so annoyed by him, he said to himself, don't you want to learn kung fu, I'll find you a good place, and then throw him to the third senior brother's barracks.Unexpectedly, this guy couldn't bear it and ran back within two days. Since then, he has never mentioned learning Kung Fu, and he doesn't know what kind of inhuman torture he suffered in the military camp.

As for Chen Ran, Lin Chuan asked him: "What's going on? I still don't understand why you think I'm Yan Yan's boyfriend?"

Chen Ran reminded, "Do you still remember Yan Yan's birthday last Saturday?"

Lin Chuan remembered that Yan Yan called to say that she had a birthday party on Saturday and asked him to go too.Lin Chuan is bored because he goes to school every day, and he doesn't have many friends here, and Seventh Brother is busy with training during the day, so he has to ask for leave to come out even on weekends, and he can't always ask for leave, and he doesn't have time to take him out to play. So I went to join in the fun.

Although Lu Xingyan could use the invisibility talisman to come back at night, the two of them usually couldn't exchange a few words, and his seventh brother went to practice like a shadow.Now that Lu Xingyan has successfully established the foundation, he will soon enter the middle stage of foundation establishment, while Lin Chuan is still at the peak stage of foundation establishment.

The birthday party was held in a free villa of Yan Yan’s friend’s house. It was a self-service reception. The meals were prepared on-site by the chef of the hotel, and the college classmates and girlfriends who had a good time with her were also invited.Because of Yan Yan's popularity, there were too many people here, so Lin Chuan didn't quite remember where he met Chen Ran.And that day, he felt that the snacks made by the chef were very delicious, so he didn't stop stuffing things into his mouth, so he didn't pay much attention to his nephew's friends.He was still thinking about whether he should ask the chef for advice on how to make it. After Xiao Jiu's injury healed, he could make it for him. Xiao Jiu likes to eat small snacks the most.

Lin Chuan wondered, "I went to Yan Yan's birthday party, but that doesn't mean I'm her boyfriend, does it?"

Chen Ran gritted his teeth, "Then why Yan Yan keeps holding your arm?"

Lin Chuan: "...She said she stayed with me because she was afraid that I would be bored alone! She also said to introduce me to delicious snacks."

Chen Ran curled her lips, "Someone asked her in private who you are hers, and she said that you are very close. I only found out now that this very close relationship refers to the relationship between uncle and nephew."

Lin Chuan: "..."

Chen Ran has noticed Yan Yan, who is a sophomore in high school, since he was in the first year of high school. He insisted that he fell in love with her at first sight and determined to chase her.But Yan Yan was not interested in boys younger than herself, so she politely refused, "I'm sorry, we may not be suitable."

Chen Ran is also thick-skinned, he doesn't understand what it means to be rejected at all, he licked his face and said: "How can it be, I'm versatile, I definitely won't be inappropriate."

Yan Yan rolled her eyes in her heart, and ignored him again.Chen Ran wasn't discouraged either. After all, he was also in the same school, so he came to Yan Yan's class every now and then to show his hospitality, but Yan Yan ignored them all.

He persisted in this way for two years, but it was still fruitless, and Yan Yan graduated from high school and went to university, and he will go abroad in a few months, seeing that his plan of chasing his wife will be completely stranded.Just when he was at a loss what to do, Lin Chuan appeared. Chen Ran seemed to have grasped the last straw, grabbed Lin Chuan with all his strength, and would not let go of anything.

Chen Ran is currently in the third year of high school, and he should be very busy studying, but this person does not need the college entrance examination, and his father will send him abroad directly, so he is very free now.He felt that it was best to establish a relationship with Yan Yan before he went abroad, so that he could get married when he returned to China.So even though he has explained it clearly now, he still relies on Lin Chuan, intending to find a breakthrough from him and conquer Yan Yan in one fell swoop.Moreover, this person is extremely patient and thick-skinned, and he always greets him with a smile, so Lin Chuan has no way to refuse directly.

That day, Lin Chuan had just finished class and was playing with his deskmate when he heard someone calling him at the door, he looked up and saw that it was Chen Ran again.He poked him at the same table, "Lin Chuan, why does this Chen Ran come to you all the time? It's always better than you bringing delicious food. Let's see what he brought this time?"

Lin Chuan shrugged, "If you don't have anything to do, what good things do you think can happen!"

When they reached the door, they asked him, "What's the matter this time?"

Chen Ran flattered: "Xiao Chuan, this is the chocolate my aunt brought back from abroad, how would you like it?" He then stuffed Lin Chuan with two boxes of chocolates, and added, "Help me pass the other box to Lin Chuan. Yan Yan!"

Lin Chuan rolled his eyes and knew that was the case. He had become a courier delivery man.A few times before, Chen Ran asked him to hand over things, and he happened to want to learn about college life in advance, so he personally sent them to Yan Yan's school.Yan Yan saw that he was very enthusiastic, so she kept him for dinner, took him around the campus, and talked about interesting things in the university.But over and over again, if people don't bother him, he will be annoyed. He is also very busy, okay?

Lin Chuan sighed: "Luohua is intentional, but running water is ruthless. Are you sure you want to keep going?"

Chen Ran clenched his fists and swore, "Of course! I will never marry her in this life."

Lin Chuan was angry, "Then you go after her, why are you so hard at me?"

Chen Ran smiled carefully, "Aren't you Yan Yan's uncle, that's my uncle! As an elder, it's only natural to do a little favor for my nephew."

Lin Chuan was defeated by his shameless appearance, and laughed and scolded: "Get out, I don't have a nephew like you."

Seeing that he was no longer angry, Chen Ran immediately poked his nose up, "Xiao Chuan, I celebrate my birthday this Saturday, let's find a place to eat and sing, how about being happy?"

Lin Chuan gave him a sideways glance, "Okay! But are you sure it's this Saturday, not next year?"

Chen Ran said cheerfully: "No, I just passed a few months in advance. Didn't I already go abroad when I celebrate my birthday? I really can't wait. What, I will be responsible for finding a place, and you will be responsible for notifying Yan Yan , we must invite her here!"

Lin Chuan snorted coldly, "The last sentence is the key point. But this is the last time I will ask her out for you. It's up to her whether you come or not. I'm only in charge of notifying you."

He didn't understand the situation at first, and because he didn't reach out to hit the smiling face, he helped Chen Ran a few times. Later, seeing that Yan Yan had no intention of doing this at all, he didn't want to get involved anymore.

Chen Ran hurriedly agreed: "I'm going to make a big move this time, and I'm sure I'll be able to catch him." Then he left happily.

On Saturday night, Lin Chuan cleaned himself up and took a taxi to the hotel that Chen Ran had booked.This restaurant is located in the suburbs of Beijing, and it specializes in Hangbang cuisine. There are only [-] tables available every day, so you have to make an appointment in advance.Lin Chuan had wanted to try the taste for a long time, and this time he could finally have a real treat.And this week, his seventh brother was said to be on a mission, so Lin Chuan was free again.

The waiter led Lin Chuan through several corridors, surrounded by small bridges, flowing water, rockery and strange rocks.The two came to a small courtyard after walking around and turning around. This courtyard is also quite elegant and chic.He thought to himself, no wonder there are only twenty tables open, probably there are only a dozen or so small courtyards here, exactly ten tables at noon and ten tables at night, every guest dines without disturbing each other, which is really particular.

Seeing Chen Ran, Lin Chuan gave him a gift. Not long after he sat down, Yan Yan arrived with a companion whom Lin Chuan also knew. She had a very good relationship with Yan Yan.But Lin Chuan was a little afraid of her, because when they met for the first time, the girl insisted on being his girlfriend, hugged Lin Chuan and ravaged her, so Lin Chuan always avoided her when he saw her.

After everyone arrived, Chen Ran stood up and gave a speech. He thanked all his friends for coming to his birthday party.When it was time to eat, Chen Ran took the opportunity to sit next to Yan Yan and graciously served her dishes.Lin Chuan hid in a corner and concentrated on savoring the food, while waiting for Chen Ran's big move.

After drinking for three rounds and eating five flavors, a waiter came in and whispered something to Chen Ran, Chen Ran nodded, then stood up and said: "I have prepared a special gift for my favorite person today, Let's move to the yard."

Everyone laughed when they heard it, saying that you are "drunkards who don't care about drinking"!

Chen Ranle said: "Of course, there's nothing to be concerned about with this wine. 'Evaluate sex over friends' is a fine tradition of our Great Xia Kingdom, I want to praise it, what do you think!"

One of them teased the poor, "Your shameless appearance is quite like my style back then! I think you will be able to outshine blue and surpass blue!"

Everyone was overjoyed, and when they went out, they saw that the entire yard was covered with roses, red, pink, green, blue, and white, covering the entire ground in circles.Suddenly there was another sound, and gorgeous fireworks bloomed in the sky, which read: Yan Yan, I love you!

Yan Yan, my goddess!

Love doesn't know where to start, it goes deep!

My heart is a stone, I can't change it!

Waiting for your long hair to reach your waist, let me marry you!