I dug a good hole in my previous life

High school military training trivia

Early in the morning on the 3rd, Lin Chuan carried a schoolbag, which contained various items needed for military training and toiletries, and rode a newly bought bicycle to school.Lu Xingyan originally wanted to take him back and forth by bicycle every day, but Lin Chuan felt that the schedules of the two of them might not be the same, so it would be more free to buy a bicycle by himself.

Lin Chuan entered the sixth class, and saw most of the students had arrived, chatting together. The loud voice made him mistakenly think that he had entered the vegetable market.He was digging his ears and was about to find an empty seat to sit down when he heard Zhang Yu calling him.

Lin Chuan walked up to him with a smile. Zhang Yu went up and patted him on the back vigorously, and said proudly: "It's great to be assigned to another class! It's a pity that Zhou Qi is assigned to the eighth class." Zhou Qi and Zhang Yu I have already called to tell myself what class they are in.

Lin Chuan also patted him vigorously, and then said: "It's okay, Class [-] is very close to us, and we can play together after class." As they spoke, they sat in the empty seat next to Zhang Yu, and the two laughed and talked about interesting things about the holiday .Then Chen Zitao also came, he squeezed Zhang Yu into the back seat, and sat with Lin Chuan himself.

After a while, a balding male teacher in his 40s came in.He knocked on the blackboard, and the students immediately fell silent.I just heard him introduce: "Hello, students! I am Jing Xiaoguang, and I will be the head teacher and physics teacher of our sixth class this semester. I believe we will get along happily and spend the wonderful learning time in our lives together. Good Yes, now everyone brings good things and line up, gather at the playground, and military vehicles from the military area will come to pick you up for military training."

Lin Chuan followed everyone out of the class. At this time, 4 and □ had gathered on the playground, and they were all lined up according to the class, and they got on a dozen or so troop carriers one by one.The car drove for more than two hours to arrive at the camp. As soon as the car stopped, everyone was unceremoniously driven off.Most of the students who can enter No. [-] Middle School come from good family backgrounds, and they are usually spoiled by their parents. They have never been treated like this before, and some of them started to curse.

At this time, an instructor in military uniform came over and glared, "What are you making a noise about?" Although the students who complained were dissatisfied, they didn't dare to say anything more.

The head teacher of each class assisted the instructors to organize the team. Afterwards, the instructor lectured and gave some precautions, and asked the mobile phones and other communication equipment to be handed in.Then the dormitories were divided, military uniforms were issued, and everyone was dismissed.

Lin Chuan returned to the dormitory with Chen Zitao and Zhang Yu, put away all the things he had brought, washed his face, and changed into his military uniform when he came back.The students were very fresh in the new military uniforms. They felt that they were so handsome. They looked at the mirror one by one, joking with each other and laughing endlessly.

At 12 o'clock, everyone gathered in the playground and went to the cafeteria for dinner.As soon as Lin Chuan finished singing the military song and could eat, he didn't care about others, he grabbed a steamed bun and stuffed it into his mouth, and he killed it in three or five mouthfuls.Then he picked up another steamed bun, picked up the chopsticks with his right hand, and quickly picked up the vegetables into his mouth.

The students sitting at the same table with Lin Chuan all stared at him dumbfounded.Chen Zitao asked him, "You haven't eaten for a few days? Isn't it so?"

Lin Chuan glanced at everyone, and said quickly: "Don't say I didn't remind you, you should eat quickly, or you will regret it."

It was difficult for everyone to understand how to eat slowly and still regret it, because they didn't know each other well and didn't have the nerve to ask, ignored it, and continued to chat and connect with each other while eating slowly. Only Chen Zitao heard the implication and speeded up eating.It took Lin Chuan 5 minutes to eat three steamed buns and pick up a bunch of vegetables. He put down his chopsticks when he felt almost full. Not long after, the whistle sounded, and an instructor shouted, "Assemble!"

Everyone was dumbfounded, why did they gather before they finished their meal?But I still put down my chopsticks and went out, even thinking about coming back to eat later.

Only Lin Chuan was at the table, and everyone looked at him, but he said lazily, "Didn't I tell you to eat quickly? We just arrived here, and naturally someone will give us a blow, or call it Shawei." That's fine. Cut, it's all left over from my father's play!" Shaking his head, he walked out slowly, and Chen Zitao followed closely behind with a grin, anyway, he was half full after eating, so it was okay.

Everyone: "..."

It's a pity that Lin Chuan's words "This is all left over from my master's play!" was just heard by Instructor Liang who was standing at the door, and he smiled at him and said: "I still have leftovers that you haven't played with, do you want to try it? "

Lin Chuan secretly scolded himself for being cheap, and said weakly, "Can I say no? In fact, I really don't want to try it at all, what should I do?"

Instructor Liang still smiled, "I can't help you! Let's go!"

So classmate Lin Chuan, who was mean-spirited, followed Instructor Liang obediently, and went to play with the rest of the things he didn't play.

When returning to the dormitory at night, Chen Zitao asked him, "Are you okay? How did the instructor punish you?"

Lin Chuan snorted, "I thought there was something new? But it was left over from the third senior brother's play. Let me run for five kilometers first, and see that I didn't respond, and then let me run with a 20 kg load After that, he saw that I was exhausted, so he said that he wanted to compete with me, but in fact he wanted to beat me up. Am I so easy to be beaten up? It didn’t take 50 strokes to beat him down Yes, and then he waved his hand to let me come back."

Chen Zitao looked at him speechlessly, he really shed tears for that instructor, it's really unlucky to fall into your hands.Thinking about having lunch at noon, I asked him, "How do you know that they are going to come to kill Mawei?"

Lin Chuan curled his lips, "I suffered a loss when I first went to the third senior brother's barracks, so I remember it very clearly."

Chen Zitao secretly laughed, it's really rare that there are times when you can suffer.

Lin Chuan only found out during the military training the next day that the instructor Liang who was beaten by him yesterday happened to be the instructor in charge of his class. It is said that he is notoriously strict and easy to punish people, and his mouth is black, let alone high school students like them Even the soldiers who have just joined the recruit company can be trained by him to howl and complain endlessly.

As soon as the students stood in line, Instructor Liang asked, "Do you think I'm handsome? Stand up if you think I'm handsome."

Lin Chuan saw that this man was so handsome, he had to be honest, so he didn't stand up.However, many people still stood up.He secretly despised in his heart: Can you be a little more principled, I will never bow to the evil forces!

I heard Instructor Liang say: "You ran around the playground five times. I'm so handsome, why didn't I notice it? This only shows that you are hypocritical and dishonest."

The rest of the people burst into laughter, and then Instructor Liang said: "The rest of the people ran around the playground ten times."

From this incident, it can be seen that he has no limit at all if he wants to punish people.

Fortunately, Lin Chuan didn't practice for nothing all these years. In the morning, when everyone was tossed to death by the strict instructor Liang, he did not change his face and heartbeat, and completed the amount of training as if he was playing.You must know that he is doing special training with the third brother, which is more rigorous than training special forces, and he can persist in those training volumes. Just this freshman training is really a piece of cake for him.

It's just that the eyes of everyone looking at Lin Chuan are a little playful. After all, with his thin and small body, he can complete the training volume faster than the strongest boy in the class, which is really puzzling.

But don't blame him, that strong boy was a little slow to react, because he was the tallest in their class, so he was at the head. When the instructor said to look to the right, everyone looked at him, and then saw him walking slowly. Turning his head and looking at the crowd in horror (Please imagine the expression of the little fairy next to Tang Seng when he said "your mother's name" to the little fairy next to him in "A Chinese Journey to the West".) Slowly back away, accompanied by the feeling of being ready to let go at any time Just run.Everyone was teased by him, and some even fell to the ground...

During lunch, Lin Chuan ran fast, and was very happy when he found out that there were braised prawns today.Don't they all say that the food in the army is not good?That's not bad!

Lin Chuan walked back with the dinner plate, just as instructor Liang and other instructors also came in to eat.Although this person was his defeated general, he insisted that it is better to be in charge than to be an official, so he hurriedly greeted him courteously.

Instructor Liang is not a stingy person. Although he was beaten up by him yesterday, he still admires his skill.He asked kindly: "Is there any good food today?"

Lin Chuan pointed to the window and said happily, "Shrimp!"

Instructor Liang's complexion changed slightly, thinking that he had heard wrongly, he asked again, "What?"

Lin Chuanxin said that this person looked young, why was he still deaf, so he replied loudly, "Shrimp! Instructor!"

Instructor Liang was completely furious. The bear boy dared to insult the instructor because of his good skills, saying that I was blind. He couldn't bear it, and said, "After the military training in the afternoon, run an extra five kilometers!"

Lin Chuan was taken aback, why did he suddenly punish me?Didn't you ask me what dishes I have?So he also became anxious, but when he was anxious, he spoke incoherently, "Shrimp instructor... instructor shrimp... instructor is really a shrimp... instructor is indeed a shrimp!"

Instructor Liang was even angrier, "Go stand in a military posture for two hours now! Now! Go!"

Lin Chuan felt that no one was more wronged than him, his heart was broken, and he said with a mournful face, "Then can I come back to eat after I stand in the military posture?"

Instructor Liang: "..."

The crowd who didn't know the truth watched it inexplicably, and thought that they dared to insult the instructor and call him blind;

Fortunately, the other instructors reminded with suppressed smiles, "Instructor Liang, this little student should be talking about braised prawns in oil. Hurry up, the prawns are almost gone."

Instructor Liang finally knew that he had misunderstood him, so he was a little embarrassed, but once the order was issued, it could not be changed overnight, so he compromised and said, "Then you go to stand in the military posture after eating, and there will be no five-kilometer penalty. Compete with me." Then he turned and left.

In the afternoon, when everyone was training in a military posture, they heard Instructor Liang yelling, "Stop your stomach! You're not pregnant, what a belly!"

At this moment, the sun was very poisonous, and some people in the other phalanx fainted. Instructor Liang saw it, so he turned around and said to Lin Chuan and the others: "People here are not allowed to fall! Let him go..."

It's a hot day and no one wants to train.The instructor of the girls' team saw that they were not energetic, so he said, "Practice hard, and when you're done, I'll teach you women's self-defense."

Instructor Liang saw that it was so effective, so he said to them, "Turn up, and I will teach you how to break women's self-defense." When these people heard this, they immediately became energetic, and as a result, the two square teams did not stop all afternoon. .

Taking advantage of the break, Instructor Liang actually told everyone a joke: A certain army trains recruits to parachute, and the recruits dare not jump down on the plane. The officer said that if you don’t jump, I will kick down one by one.When the second kick was reached, everyone jumped down. The officer was puzzled. He stopped a soldier and asked what was wrong. The soldier said you should jump too, because you kicked the driver down just now.

In the evening, instructor Liang really came to Lin Chuan to discuss.If Lin Chuan used fifty strokes to defeat Instructor Liang last time, it was because he ran 15 kilometers.Now there are at most 30 strokes, and he should be beaten down properly.And Instructor Liang became more and more addicted the more he was beaten up, and even asked him to discuss each other every day.Probably also belligerent, after finally hitting an opponent, naturally he won't let it go easily.

A week passed quickly. During the military training, everyone often scolded Instructor Liang for being cruel behind his back. When the military training was over, they couldn't bear it anymore, and many people had red eyes.To celebrate "liberation", everyone enthusiastically threw the beloved Instructor Liang into the air. When he landed happily, they found that all the people below had disappeared...