I dug a good hole in my previous life
Chapter 51: The relationship can be more chaotic
On the next Sunday, Lin Chuan thought about getting things done today, so as not to run out of time after the weekend and have to delay for a week.After all, on Hu Ji's side, Director Zhu is still waiting for her to film.Then he said to Seventh Brother: "I plan to introduce the apprentice in charge to the second senior brother today, and ask him to help settle these people, so I won't go to the martial arts hall."
Lu Xingyan said, "Then why don't I go with you, so that you don't get confused."
Lin Chuan hurriedly refused, "I've already made an agreement with the second senior brother, there is no problem. Seventh brother, you should go to the martial arts gym to practice. Last time, the fourth senior brother said that you always don't go to the martial arts gym, and you want to sue the master. You Why don't you practice more while you have free time, lest Master know that you are lazy."
Being held down by such a big hat, Lu Xingyan had no choice but to go to the martial arts hall alone, full of reluctance.Indeed, because there are too many things recently, it is a bit wasteful to practice. If the master and the third senior brother know that I will never go to the martial arts gym, especially the third senior brother, that iceberg is much more ruthless than the master, and I will go to the army in the future. If you're a bottom bastard, then he will really peel off a layer of skin.
After Lu Xingyan left, Lin Chuan took a bunch of pre-bought clothes and entered the room, and asked all the monsters to change into modern clothes.Otherwise, this group of handsome men and women in ancient clothes and little lolita walking on the street would definitely cause a sensation, and it would be difficult to explain to the second senior brother.
After thinking about it, what if Xiaojiu wants to go out to play someday, it's better to settle down now, so that I can bring him to meet people in the future, so I brought him along.
Seeing that everyone was dressed up, Lin Chuan looked at his bunch of contracted monsters. Sure enough, he looked good and looked good in everything he wore.After thinking for a while, he warned: "When you arrive at my second senior brother's house, you all don't talk. If he asks you, you all look at me and act accordingly. My second senior brother is a shrewd person, so I don't get caught in the wrong."
All the demons said in unison: "Everything is up to the Lord."
When they were about to reach the second senior brother's house, Lin Chuan found a place where there was no one and released them to meet the second senior brother.
The second senior brother saw everyone, and he believed what Lin Chuan said. They were indeed some reclusive masters who knew Maoshan Taoism. After all, these people's aura was higher than ordinary people, not at 01:30.After looking at each one, seeing Hu Ji, he said "Hey" and asked Lin Chuan, "Isn't this the one who endorsed your company?"
Lin Chuan said: "That's her, she is Hu Ji." Pointing to Lang Bai again, he said: "This is Hu Ji's husband, Lang Bai, you put them in the same household registration book. By the way, Hu Ji is planning to enter the film and television industry , Director Zhu from Fifth Senior Brother is looking for her to make a movie, she will definitely be a big star in the future." Lin Chuan said with pride, as if he is the one who will become a star in the future.
After hearing this, the second senior brother said: "If you plan to become a star in the future, then you might as well let her go to Hong Kong to settle down. Hong Kong and Taiwan stars are always more popular than mainland stars, and her stardom will be easier than others in the future. This matter will tell you It's just a trivial matter for him to help you with the fifth senior brother. It's just that newcomers are generally not very easy to mess with. You might as well let her sign with your fifth senior brother's film and television company, so that she won't suffer in the future. As for The rest will be left in our Yelin City."
"That's right, I didn't even think about this, but the second senior brother was thoughtful. The orchid doesn't need to be left behind. I will find the fifth senior brother to go to Hong Kong later. Lang Bai is also here. The couple cannot be separated."
The second brother laughed and said, "I'm so much older than you, it's normal to know more than you."
Lin Chuan nodded, took the remaining four, and introduced: "This popcorn... er, this is Bao Chunfeng, 29 years old this year; this is his daughter Bao Qingqing, 9 years old this year; this is his son Lin Xiaojiu , 6 years old this year; and this is Lin Mo, 16 years old this year. You put the four of them in one household registration book."
The second senior brother was puzzled and said, "Why are there two surnames? Why do different surnames belong together? They are not a couple."
Lin Chuan explained, "Well, half-brother, Lin Mo is Bao Chunfeng's half-brother."
The second senior brother gave him a contemptuous look, "Should the half father and mother have the same surname?"
Lin Chuan wondered why he forgot about this, and hurriedly said, "I was wrong, they are actually half-brothers."
The second senior brother snorted, "You are just talking nonsense here, why not say that one has the surname of the father and the other has the surname of the mother."
"That's fine too, why didn't I think of that, second senior brother, you are so smart." Lin Chuan heheed, and gave his second senior brother a thumbs up.
The second senior brother looked at him speechlessly, "Then why is Bao Chunfeng's son also named Lin?"
Lin Chuanxin said that of course Xiaojiu has my surname, and Maoer also has my surname, so they all have the surname Lin.Oops, I forgot that Xiaojiu was released on a temporary basis, and I didn't think about how to arrange it in advance. Now I say that he is Bao Chunfeng's son, so his surname must be Bao!
Forget it, anyway, he and Maoer are both named Lin, so they are considered a family, so they hurriedly chatted, "Actually, Xiao Jiu is Lin Mo's son."
The second brother roared like Ma Jingtao, "Can a 16-year-old give birth to a 6-year-old son?"
Lin Chuan thought for a while, although he didn't know if it would work in the world of monsters, anyway, in human society, it seemed unlikely that a 9-year-old could have a son, so he changed his words, "Actually, Xiao Jiu is Lin Mo's younger brother. "
The second brother asked again, "Didn't you say that he is Bao Chunfeng's son? How did he become Lin Mo's younger brother?"
"He is Bao Chunfeng's son, but he has been adopted as Lin Mo's younger brother." Lin Chuanxin said that he could not change his words this time, otherwise it would be too fake, so his head automatically turned on the story making mode, "That's the thing , Bao Chunfeng saw that Lin Mo had no son, so he adopted his own son to Lin Mo. But Lin Mo and Xiao Jiucai are only 10 years old, and they are not like father and son at all, so he adopted him as his younger brother."
Then he complained: "Second senior brother, I'm confused by your questions, how can you make things so complicated?" ah! ! !If I continue to write, I can directly work as a screenwriter in the future!
The second senior brother is about to vomit blood, "Is this complicated by me? Lin Mo is only 16 years old, do you want a son who will not give birth by himself in the future? Also, did someone adopt his son to his younger brother as his younger brother? This Aren't you inferior?"
Lin Chuan quickly organized the language in his mind, but unfortunately he couldn't think of a reasonable explanation after organizing for a long time.Xin said how stupid it was to come up with the bad idea of adopting his own son to his younger brother as his younger brother, isn't this messed up?The key point is that I made up this thoughtless bad idea by myself, and it seems that I am also heartless enough.Usually Seventh Brother always said he was stupid, but he still didn't admit it, thinking that he was smart. It seemed that Seventh Brother was right.
Seeing that the second senior brother was about to faint, he simply stopped making it up, and made it even more chaotic.He could only say: "Who knows, I don't understand the world of adults either! What do you mean they adopted blindly, we can't tell the whole thing apart."
The second brother said weakly: "You said that when you made it up, couldn't you make Xiao Jiu into Hu Ji's child?"
Hearing what the second senior brother said, Lin Chuan was also full of grievances. Thinking of the effort it took to give Tutu the surname Bao, he wanted to cry: "You think I don't want to? Actually, I wanted to. Let Bao Qingqing follow the couple, so that she has a father and a mother. This is a normal family. But Hu Ji is going to be a star, and Lang Bai has to follow her every day, and she has no time to take care of the children. What if Bao Qingqing wants to hold a parent meeting? That's why I asked Bao Qingqing to follow Bao Chunfeng. You don't know how much effort I took to name Qingqing because of Bao's surname. Bao Chunfeng changed his surname. Later, he finally saw a piece of green..."
Speaking of this, Lin Chuan finally reacted and stopped in time, and quickly changed the subject, "Well, second brother, the weather is good today!"
It's a pity, God is not strong, at this moment, a thunder strikes down, and it rains like a pillar!
The second senior brother has already switched back from the shock mode at this time. Seeing his little senior brother change the subject so clumsily, he looked at the sky outside and said, "That's right, there's nothing missing in the violent storm and thunder and lightning. Then what, you Continue." After speaking, he raised his hand and made a gesture of invitation.
Lin Chuan chuckled, and said, "I'm almost done. Anyway, you can understand it yourself. It's fine if you put it together. Also, Bao Qingqing has to find an elementary school."
The second senior brother felt that this relationship was too messy, it was obviously made up by the junior brother, and he made it up without any common sense.Also, what's the matter with naming now, even if you practice in the deep mountains, you don't even have a name.Forget it, for my own sake, I can no longer dwell on these issues.
The second senior brother took a deep breath before asking him: "Lin Mo should be going to high school at this age, right? And Xiao Jiu, he has to go to kindergarten too, right?"
Lin Chuan said: "Don't worry about Lin Mo, tell him to stay with Bao Chunfeng in my company, and let's talk about what he wants to do in the future. Xiaojiu has a high IQ, so he doesn't need to mess around with a bunch of idiots, and he doesn't need to worry about it. Just help Bao Qingqing Just find a school."
The second brother asked again: "Then where do they live? Do you want me to help you find a house?"
Lin Chuan said: "Brother Seven has already helped me buy a house. Hu Ji and Lang Bai live together, and the other four live together."
The second senior brother nodded and ignored him, he felt that he was going to be driven crazy by the little senior brother.He said to the other six people: "Although all of you are capable people, I hope that you can abide by the laws here in the land of Xia Kingdom. You were introduced by my junior brother. I hope you don't cause trouble for him."
Bao Chunfeng said: "Don't worry, my lord... Uh, what, Xiao Chuan told us, and we promise not to take the initiative to cause trouble."
The second senior brother just nodded, and found a policeman who specializes in household registration, and settled them for them according to what Lin Chuan said.As for the specific relationship between the four, and how they fell, let the little policeman have a headache, he really can't control it.
Lu Xingyan said, "Then why don't I go with you, so that you don't get confused."
Lin Chuan hurriedly refused, "I've already made an agreement with the second senior brother, there is no problem. Seventh brother, you should go to the martial arts gym to practice. Last time, the fourth senior brother said that you always don't go to the martial arts gym, and you want to sue the master. You Why don't you practice more while you have free time, lest Master know that you are lazy."
Being held down by such a big hat, Lu Xingyan had no choice but to go to the martial arts hall alone, full of reluctance.Indeed, because there are too many things recently, it is a bit wasteful to practice. If the master and the third senior brother know that I will never go to the martial arts gym, especially the third senior brother, that iceberg is much more ruthless than the master, and I will go to the army in the future. If you're a bottom bastard, then he will really peel off a layer of skin.
After Lu Xingyan left, Lin Chuan took a bunch of pre-bought clothes and entered the room, and asked all the monsters to change into modern clothes.Otherwise, this group of handsome men and women in ancient clothes and little lolita walking on the street would definitely cause a sensation, and it would be difficult to explain to the second senior brother.
After thinking about it, what if Xiaojiu wants to go out to play someday, it's better to settle down now, so that I can bring him to meet people in the future, so I brought him along.
Seeing that everyone was dressed up, Lin Chuan looked at his bunch of contracted monsters. Sure enough, he looked good and looked good in everything he wore.After thinking for a while, he warned: "When you arrive at my second senior brother's house, you all don't talk. If he asks you, you all look at me and act accordingly. My second senior brother is a shrewd person, so I don't get caught in the wrong."
All the demons said in unison: "Everything is up to the Lord."
When they were about to reach the second senior brother's house, Lin Chuan found a place where there was no one and released them to meet the second senior brother.
The second senior brother saw everyone, and he believed what Lin Chuan said. They were indeed some reclusive masters who knew Maoshan Taoism. After all, these people's aura was higher than ordinary people, not at 01:30.After looking at each one, seeing Hu Ji, he said "Hey" and asked Lin Chuan, "Isn't this the one who endorsed your company?"
Lin Chuan said: "That's her, she is Hu Ji." Pointing to Lang Bai again, he said: "This is Hu Ji's husband, Lang Bai, you put them in the same household registration book. By the way, Hu Ji is planning to enter the film and television industry , Director Zhu from Fifth Senior Brother is looking for her to make a movie, she will definitely be a big star in the future." Lin Chuan said with pride, as if he is the one who will become a star in the future.
After hearing this, the second senior brother said: "If you plan to become a star in the future, then you might as well let her go to Hong Kong to settle down. Hong Kong and Taiwan stars are always more popular than mainland stars, and her stardom will be easier than others in the future. This matter will tell you It's just a trivial matter for him to help you with the fifth senior brother. It's just that newcomers are generally not very easy to mess with. You might as well let her sign with your fifth senior brother's film and television company, so that she won't suffer in the future. As for The rest will be left in our Yelin City."
"That's right, I didn't even think about this, but the second senior brother was thoughtful. The orchid doesn't need to be left behind. I will find the fifth senior brother to go to Hong Kong later. Lang Bai is also here. The couple cannot be separated."
The second brother laughed and said, "I'm so much older than you, it's normal to know more than you."
Lin Chuan nodded, took the remaining four, and introduced: "This popcorn... er, this is Bao Chunfeng, 29 years old this year; this is his daughter Bao Qingqing, 9 years old this year; this is his son Lin Xiaojiu , 6 years old this year; and this is Lin Mo, 16 years old this year. You put the four of them in one household registration book."
The second senior brother was puzzled and said, "Why are there two surnames? Why do different surnames belong together? They are not a couple."
Lin Chuan explained, "Well, half-brother, Lin Mo is Bao Chunfeng's half-brother."
The second senior brother gave him a contemptuous look, "Should the half father and mother have the same surname?"
Lin Chuan wondered why he forgot about this, and hurriedly said, "I was wrong, they are actually half-brothers."
The second senior brother snorted, "You are just talking nonsense here, why not say that one has the surname of the father and the other has the surname of the mother."
"That's fine too, why didn't I think of that, second senior brother, you are so smart." Lin Chuan heheed, and gave his second senior brother a thumbs up.
The second senior brother looked at him speechlessly, "Then why is Bao Chunfeng's son also named Lin?"
Lin Chuanxin said that of course Xiaojiu has my surname, and Maoer also has my surname, so they all have the surname Lin.Oops, I forgot that Xiaojiu was released on a temporary basis, and I didn't think about how to arrange it in advance. Now I say that he is Bao Chunfeng's son, so his surname must be Bao!
Forget it, anyway, he and Maoer are both named Lin, so they are considered a family, so they hurriedly chatted, "Actually, Xiao Jiu is Lin Mo's son."
The second brother roared like Ma Jingtao, "Can a 16-year-old give birth to a 6-year-old son?"
Lin Chuan thought for a while, although he didn't know if it would work in the world of monsters, anyway, in human society, it seemed unlikely that a 9-year-old could have a son, so he changed his words, "Actually, Xiao Jiu is Lin Mo's younger brother. "
The second brother asked again, "Didn't you say that he is Bao Chunfeng's son? How did he become Lin Mo's younger brother?"
"He is Bao Chunfeng's son, but he has been adopted as Lin Mo's younger brother." Lin Chuanxin said that he could not change his words this time, otherwise it would be too fake, so his head automatically turned on the story making mode, "That's the thing , Bao Chunfeng saw that Lin Mo had no son, so he adopted his own son to Lin Mo. But Lin Mo and Xiao Jiucai are only 10 years old, and they are not like father and son at all, so he adopted him as his younger brother."
Then he complained: "Second senior brother, I'm confused by your questions, how can you make things so complicated?" ah! ! !If I continue to write, I can directly work as a screenwriter in the future!
The second senior brother is about to vomit blood, "Is this complicated by me? Lin Mo is only 16 years old, do you want a son who will not give birth by himself in the future? Also, did someone adopt his son to his younger brother as his younger brother? This Aren't you inferior?"
Lin Chuan quickly organized the language in his mind, but unfortunately he couldn't think of a reasonable explanation after organizing for a long time.Xin said how stupid it was to come up with the bad idea of adopting his own son to his younger brother as his younger brother, isn't this messed up?The key point is that I made up this thoughtless bad idea by myself, and it seems that I am also heartless enough.Usually Seventh Brother always said he was stupid, but he still didn't admit it, thinking that he was smart. It seemed that Seventh Brother was right.
Seeing that the second senior brother was about to faint, he simply stopped making it up, and made it even more chaotic.He could only say: "Who knows, I don't understand the world of adults either! What do you mean they adopted blindly, we can't tell the whole thing apart."
The second brother said weakly: "You said that when you made it up, couldn't you make Xiao Jiu into Hu Ji's child?"
Hearing what the second senior brother said, Lin Chuan was also full of grievances. Thinking of the effort it took to give Tutu the surname Bao, he wanted to cry: "You think I don't want to? Actually, I wanted to. Let Bao Qingqing follow the couple, so that she has a father and a mother. This is a normal family. But Hu Ji is going to be a star, and Lang Bai has to follow her every day, and she has no time to take care of the children. What if Bao Qingqing wants to hold a parent meeting? That's why I asked Bao Qingqing to follow Bao Chunfeng. You don't know how much effort I took to name Qingqing because of Bao's surname. Bao Chunfeng changed his surname. Later, he finally saw a piece of green..."
Speaking of this, Lin Chuan finally reacted and stopped in time, and quickly changed the subject, "Well, second brother, the weather is good today!"
It's a pity, God is not strong, at this moment, a thunder strikes down, and it rains like a pillar!
The second senior brother has already switched back from the shock mode at this time. Seeing his little senior brother change the subject so clumsily, he looked at the sky outside and said, "That's right, there's nothing missing in the violent storm and thunder and lightning. Then what, you Continue." After speaking, he raised his hand and made a gesture of invitation.
Lin Chuan chuckled, and said, "I'm almost done. Anyway, you can understand it yourself. It's fine if you put it together. Also, Bao Qingqing has to find an elementary school."
The second senior brother felt that this relationship was too messy, it was obviously made up by the junior brother, and he made it up without any common sense.Also, what's the matter with naming now, even if you practice in the deep mountains, you don't even have a name.Forget it, for my own sake, I can no longer dwell on these issues.
The second senior brother took a deep breath before asking him: "Lin Mo should be going to high school at this age, right? And Xiao Jiu, he has to go to kindergarten too, right?"
Lin Chuan said: "Don't worry about Lin Mo, tell him to stay with Bao Chunfeng in my company, and let's talk about what he wants to do in the future. Xiaojiu has a high IQ, so he doesn't need to mess around with a bunch of idiots, and he doesn't need to worry about it. Just help Bao Qingqing Just find a school."
The second brother asked again: "Then where do they live? Do you want me to help you find a house?"
Lin Chuan said: "Brother Seven has already helped me buy a house. Hu Ji and Lang Bai live together, and the other four live together."
The second senior brother nodded and ignored him, he felt that he was going to be driven crazy by the little senior brother.He said to the other six people: "Although all of you are capable people, I hope that you can abide by the laws here in the land of Xia Kingdom. You were introduced by my junior brother. I hope you don't cause trouble for him."
Bao Chunfeng said: "Don't worry, my lord... Uh, what, Xiao Chuan told us, and we promise not to take the initiative to cause trouble."
The second senior brother just nodded, and found a policeman who specializes in household registration, and settled them for them according to what Lin Chuan said.As for the specific relationship between the four, and how they fell, let the little policeman have a headache, he really can't control it.
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